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Elara Posts: 7867/9734 |
I get the green text story part. What I meant was...
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Pro_Master Posts: 10/24 |
Originally posted by Elara It's a game where you post funny stuff in green text.You post each event in green like this He gets up and goes to Wal*Mart. Gets arrested for stealing zuchinni brussel sprouts and corn on the cob. police officer likes the stuff he stole.The guy leaves well the officer goes to checkout. Police officer gets reciept saying this Fuck*You Items sold Fuck you 1.Fuck You 2.F*** You 3.F*** You Thamk you for shopping Fuck*You Police officer tell cashyeir of problem Cashyeir says Ugh not my problem Police officer sues himself Police officer kills himselfs Dead Police officer talks to police | ||||||||||||||||||||
Xeoman Posts: 9852/11751 |
At least you admit your weakness. | ||||||||||||||||||||
Phoenixocracy Posts: 2678/2746 |
I've read greentext stories, and they are funny...but I'm not sure if I can even do one properly. | ||||||||||||||||||||
Elara Posts: 7809/9734 |
... I have absolutely no idea what the fuck is going on. | ||||||||||||||||||||
Cteno Posts: 2674/3409 |
I actually don't even really like 4chan.
>implying that he doesn't still love greentext Bitmap |
Posts: 7805/7838 this thread stinks
| *farttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt* Dark Admin |
Posts: 3/-3 Originally posted by Bitmap im all out of fucks to shut up! lemme run to the convenience store real quick, brb did you want some shitty dick nipples while i was there, X? Xeoman |
Posts: 9843/11751 shitty dick nipples | True Flight |
Posts: 4908/5243 dammit my condescending wonka was broken. | Bitmap |
Posts: 7803/7838 shut the fuck up | True Flight |
Posts: 4907/5243 classy | Cteno |
Posts: 2671/3409 Originally posted by Phoenixocracy >Implying we weren't always 4chan Phoenixocracy |
Posts: 2676/2746 Are...are we 4chan now? | Cteno |
Posts: 2669/3409
| >go to Gamestop >try to preorder Call of Duty: Black Ops >wait in line for multiple hours behind fat kids and weeaboos >some thirty-odd-year-old is hassling the clerk about BlazBlue >finally leaves >drink my questionably motherfucking hot coffee >wonder if it's actually motherfucking cold >weeaboos are speaking broken Japanese >yell out IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY IN A JAPANESE PRESCHOOL >see a python in the corner >you don't see snake >start thinking with portals >eventually get to the front of the line >clerk is a GRRRRL gamer >she wants to fuck >she acts all "kawaii" and says "Uguu~" and "Desu~" >tells me that only low-life virgins play Call of Duty, and that Halo is the best FPS ever >I disagree >she says Halo invented FPS >I laugh and disprove her >she says that Halo was the first shooting game, and that it invented plasma rifles and planes with weapons >I call her an idiot >she calls me a noob >ask for Battletoads >she questions the girth of my penis >ask if she's got Belts and Zippers XIII >she calls me a garden gnome >I pay for the games >she calls me a loser >she still wants to fuck >realise that Ondore is lying >I take the game with my bear hands >suddenly, she screams >I scream >the fat weeaboos scream >I'm a bear >she's a bear >we're all bears >she opens the door >cops run in and yell 'get on the floor!' >everybody walk the dinosaur >realise I have to go back to potatos to get my fucking power wrist FUCKING GAMESTOP Dark Admin |
Posts: 2/-3 I have a story for you guys
| >be 14 >best friend is a girl named Ashley Jackson >have huge crush on her >go over her house one day after school for project >work on project for a while >parents tell us they're going to the grocery store real quick >noproblem.jpg >Ashley throws down notebook >ive been waiting for them to leave she says >rips off my pants >at this point i have a huge boner >3 inches max >starts guzzling on weiner >pulls out her own weiner >wat >didnt u know i was a dude dark admin >punch Ashley in face >cum all over her/his blood >parents come home >ashely is crying >mother is screaming at me >tell her i didnt mean to make Ashley cry >apologize a trillion times >mother still screaming >IM SORRY MISS JACKSON >OOOOOOHHHH >I M FOR REAL >DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOUR DAUGHTER CRY >I APOLOGIZE A TRILLION TIMES mfw |