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| Dark Vader Posts: 323/335 |
If you let me get away with the murder I commited in the alley, I will give you a foot massage.
Nice badge... is it real? I admit I do have a gun under the seat, but I know nothing of the drugs in the trunk. Never use that last one... ever. |
| Azen Dalin Posts: 73/324 |
"I will walk the line...once it stops moving."
"You suck." *throw a donught* "Go get it boy, go get it!" "My seat belt isn't on?! Oh well, that's just because the next car I hit doing 80 in a 50 mile zone I want to go STRAIGHT through the wind shield!" "Breathelizer test?! But I just got one from the cop at the male strip-club!" XD some of those aren't great...but I like them. |
| Dark Vader Posts: 232/335 |
Officer asks "are you drunk, you were swerving all over the place as you tore through that red light."
respond "I thought red meant that someone else had a missile lock!" |
| Ryan Posts: 369/1748 |
"I was wondering what caused that eclipse when I was speeding" |
| Broken Dreams Posts: 63/371 |
Originally posted by Kaijin lmao its true don't call a cop a pig they will hate it " and here comes the bacon!!!!!!" |
| Dark Vader Posts: 201/335 |
I'm sorry officer. I didn't mean to run him over... forty times.
Sorry, I thought you were a hooker. Damn... that was a fun game of cat and mouse. Can I put a bomb in your car? |
| Broken Dreams Posts: 56/371 |
" If you like to get high, I know where to hook you up." ( here are some suck ups that shouldn't say) " your built like a God, to bad it's budda." " hey didn't I see you in the dounut shop? I'll give you a twinkie if you let me go." "hey good lookin, what time do you get out of work? how about you use those hand cuffs for later *wink...wink* " |
| Dark Vader Posts: 188/335 |
Hey officer, are your ears always that pointy, or are you just happy to see me?
I like your gun, wanna see mine? |
| Bitmap Posts: 184/7838 |
Hello officer, no i havent drinked, but would you like me to mix you one???? |
| Dark Vader Posts: 169/335 |
Well if the cop was a guy and gay the second one would work. If the cop was a woman and not gay, again the second one could work. |
| The Accidental Protege Posts: 181/2641 |
"I'm not drunk; I'm alcoholically challenged!"
When speeding, the good thing to say: Cop: "Awright, where's the fire?" Woman: "In the flashing brilliance of your gorgeous eyes, officer!" The BAD thing to say: Cop: "Awright, where's the fire?" Man: "In the flashing brilliance of your gorgeous eyes, officer!" |
| Clathana Posts: 3/222 |
hehe thats a pretty good joke there Imfao |
| Bitmap Posts: 144/7838 |
occifer, im not as drink as you drunk i am.....
Occifer, i swear to drunk im not god..... im not drunk, its just the world has gone haywire with the balance mechanisums.... Hey, havent I seen you on Cops? |
| Dark Vader Posts: 150/335 |
That's not a badge its a toy.
I'd like a beer and a double cheeseburger |
| DRTY_DOM Posts: 14/46 |
Bad cop no doughnut |
| Spyware Posts: 236/720 |
Knowing me, ill proably say one of those by accident to a cop 
But the "I pay your salary" one, is awesome XD. "give me a ticket, and i wont pay you   " |
| Kaijin Surohm Posts: 271/1852 |
"I thought I could smell Bacon!"
=P |
| Cyro Xero Posts: 430/1778 |
Donuts R Us. Can I take your order?
What seems to be the problem ociffer? There's no blood in my alcohol. Hm, I know it's in here somewhere. Just gotta dig past my gun... (When raining outside) Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Person: Do you know why I ran that red light? 
What!? Oh no, no, no. She was only reaching for my wallet that fell by my feet. It was hard to get.
Errrr, uhhh.... look over there!! |
| Dark Vader Posts: 127/335 |
How about
My son is having a baby, i need to get her to the hospital Registration... I don't have any I just stole this car last week Who needs a licsence when you have the gas peddal *slam gas peddal* |
| Stalker Posts: 13/14 |
heres some more: I bet your wife really likes these handcuffs Care for a doughnut? Oh god its about the body isnt it? If i were you i would let me go! Hey officer is that your night stick or are you just happy to see me? Before you arrest me maybe mr. george washington can change your mind. |
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