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Rauni
Posts: 637/1351
Originally posted by Gan Ning
Pirates win. Muskets + Cutlass = Dead Ninja. And cowboys will be too busy drinking whiskey, watching the tumbleweed and waiting to draw their gun.



I doubt it. Geese was a horrible pirate. I benched him so hard, it wasn't even funny when he got attack by a little girl. Well, it was but anyway, the point is... Pirates does not compare ninja who could typically have OHKO. And female ninja are more sexier than cowgirl.

So in overall, Ninja > Pirate > Cowboy. Cowboy are so '80.
AlpoRaggins
Posts: 273/793
Cowboys have horses and guns and five o'clock shadows and ten gallon hats and ass-less chaps.

Pirates and ninjas do not.

Cowboys kick all their asses and don't care, because they're cowboys and they eat their own boots for sustenance. Can Ninjas? No. They wear fuckin' pajamas. Pirates can't eat anything that's solid cause their teeth are so scurvy-filled. Cowboys have cool hats too. They can hide great things in there. Ninjas don't have hats, and if a pirate has a hat, its some fag-ass napoleon shit that everyone tries to steal and throw overboard on the captains birthday. Cowboys can take a bullet. Pirates would just be like "Arggh" and fall off their ship, and ninjas would try to be cool and cut it in half but... that's not real. They'd get their ninja ass shot in like, two seconds. Cowboys wrangle cows. They beat the shit out of 500 pound monsters with horns, just so they can drink their titty milk and eat their muscles. Ninja's eat stupid shit like ninja cake or whatever and pirates eat hardtack and rum (the rum part is cool, but thats it. Cowboys like rum too you know.) Cowboys can hold their liquor well. So well in fact that if they are completely shit faced that they can STILL have a sharp shot at whatever their shooting. Ninja's are too "honerable" to get drunk or some dumb crap like that and pirates are always too tipsy to steal stuff. Cowboys get all the hot ass cowgirls, AND they have the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, where pirates are ugly bastards that have to rape to appease their babymakers and Ninjas can't bang because... you know, their too honerable, and their asses are too tight to do anything fun but kill people. Cowboys like pie. This is a proven fact - they had slaves to make them pie. Ninjas don't eat pie, I mean, come on. Pirates? Pie-rats? What the fuck kind of ruse is that? Pirates don't eat pie. I already told you what they eat. Women crumble at the feet of cowboys. They fall in love with them, plus making them pie and giving them sweet cowboy love. Cowboys live in the open field, where there are like, 3000 pound Kodiak Island bears. Pirates are too big of pussys to let themselves be eaten by sharks, and Ninja's live in the trees. What the fuck is up there thats gonna toughen them up, monkeys? What the fuck, the ninja would just chop its head off, and probably pray or some gay ninja shit like that. Cowboys don't live by any shitty rules. They don't do stupid shit like pillage either. They are heroes of the wild west, and they ride trains and FIGHT on the top of trains with guns. Cowboys have spurrs. Ninjas have stupid stars that they can't throw right. If a cowboy drop kicked you in the head, his spur would rip your face off. A ninja can only stab with his stars.

Done. Cowboys rule, end of story.
天国JOE
Posts: 496/2999
Or before he could draw his gun, pow, shuriken to the head. As for sword fighting, the pirate will have to be pretty good to beat a ninja.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus
Posts: 636/4540
Okay, and open field. the pirate staggers into it, then he falls over. He just fell unconscious because he was drunk.

Or, then ninja is hiding behind some tall grass. The pirate walks by him, and only about ten minutes later does he realize his feet are cut off. Then, he recieves a stab in the back by a katana.

Gan Ning
Posts: 60/278
Shanan: Ah, How To Kill a Mockingbird...so funny.

"And the flfying pirate ship exploded... and the pirates fell to the ground, but they survived, because they're pirates and they're awesome."

Ok, how about this:
Fight in broad daylight, open field, no super powers.

Pirates win. Muskets + Cutlass = Dead Ninja. And cowboys will be too busy drinking whiskey, watching the tumbleweed and waiting to draw their gun.
The Accidental Protege
Posts: 773/2641
Pirates.
Filled with scurvy and piss & vinegar, Pirates will overwhelm any and every opposition. Tey have Bilge Rates for pets, and hooks for hands. A nice sword blocker, don'tcha think?
Pirates all the way.
shadowdude2
Posts: 91/109
cowboys = kinda cool
pirates = cool
ninja's = realy cool
pirate ninja's = Uber cool
think a ship full of ninja's, they see another ship and all hide, when other ppls come up along side and see no one there they try to take it and when they in board they all get killed by the Uber cool pirate ninja's and then the pirate ninja's have two ships
Cyro Xero
Posts: 917/1778
I love the reasons you guys chose ninjas. It makes me want to choose them more and more.
Rauni
Posts: 633/1351
*Sigh* I remember creating this thread except the cowboys. Let's face facts...

We all know that the facts that soon or later Darth Vader will try to rule the world, the Pirates and the Ninja will team up and fight in space. What happened is that the Pirates will throw flaming bear and cowboys at Darth Vader's armies. Not only that but thanks to the Ninja bending in the galaxy, they will assassin every Troopers that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Then the cowboys got hit by the lightbeam sword, and the flaming bear will explode. When the Deathstar came and hit the floating pirate ship... which was blasting all of those cowboys idiot at the Deathstar.

The Deathstar got blown up, the ninja and the pirate saved the world, agreed to screw the law and take over the world. Then the ninja backstabs the pirate and inherit the earth.

Happy now?
01001000
Posts: 338/944
Ninjas.
I'm lazy and do not feel like stating my reasons, but I can say is that I have had multiple conversations with people about how much ninjas kicked ass like a couple of years ago.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus
Posts: 632/4540
I have to go with ninjas. My reasons:

Has anyone here played Splinter Cell? All he needs to do to take out enemies is shoot out a few lights. Ninjas can use their stars to do that, then they can sneak up behind any pirate or cowboy, and its all over.

Or, if pirates get magic, then what do ninjas get in their movies? Super kung-fu effects, with slow motion, and a bit of dodging bullets. That beats a sword any day.

What do cowboys get then? Well, in all of their movies/books, they get killed, but the bad person does too.

Most likely scenario:

The pirate and the cowboy see each other, after they both went chasing after the ninja. They look at each other angrily, and the pirate, drunk as he is, will fight the cowboy just for the heck of it. After the cowboy gets shot, the ninja, who was hiding in the shadows all along, will sneak up, and kill the pirate.

Ninjas win 100%
Astrophel
Posts: 560/2724
I might be a Blue Mage for haloween, so we know my choice wasn't influenced in any way.

But yeah, I'm sure some people would have fun sneaking around, killing people who don't know you're there... I know I sure as hell would.
Gan Ning
Posts: 45/278
I put Cowboys there because they're pretty awesome, and could lasoo a Ninja's arse any day of the week. Pirates are way cooler though.

Makura: Wow, you're dressing up as a pirate? Me too! Me and my freinds are having a costume party at Halloween, and I'm going as Cap'n Blackbeard. Yaarrr...etc.
Savedox
Posts: 375/1567
Lol... I know pirates are the fricken best...they just rock...


in responce to evo

hehehe
Evo
Posts: 378/871
Why are cowboys even in the thread?

Pirates, all the way.


"YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!"

*winks at Drizzt*

"I'll shiver your timbers and ROFL your WAFFLE"

(inside joke)
Makura
Posts: 647/1555
Pirates all the fucking way, man! I'm being a pirate for Halloween so, I have to represent. Ninjas are cool too, and well cowboys just suck.
Elara
Posts: 2215/9734
Seeing as one of my nicknames is Wench, I will be going with Pirates... for pirates are awesome! Ninjas are cool too, and they will both team up to whip the Cowboys like the little pansies that they are!
Shuyin
Posts: 622/1858
Ninja>Hippos>Power Rangers>Samurai>Space Cowboys>Cowboys>Geisha Girls>Space Pirates>Pirates.

Duh.
天国JOE
Posts: 482/2999
Originally posted by Gan Ning the Defiant
No matter what anyone says, pirates are much cooler. They actually have fun...
Ninjas can too...Hiding in the shadows, about to slice some unsuspecting victim? Some MUST enjoy that. "Time to see what your insides look like..."

Pirates are yo-ho-ho and full of laughs and fun and singing, but being a Ninja is woo! Mysterious. And gets you laid more. "I'm a ninja...I am mysterious, and badass" works better than a drunken "arr! Ish thinksh that yous are the mosts pretty girlsh in townsh, lol" during some party.

As for Cowboys? Cowboys are pretty cool at times, like bandits and stuff, but just aren't as good as the Ninja...or Samurai...or Knights in Armor! Camleot!
Gan Ning
Posts: 41/278
No matter what anyone says, pirates are much cooler. They actually have fun...
They go around stealing money from helpless merchants, and then go home to port with a glass of grog and a bed full of wenches! Arr!

All ninjas do is hide in the shadows. Yawn.
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