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| Spartan Posts: 754/1566 |
...Wow...thats...just...Wow...
Drizzt...Keep your mind out of your pants... Wait...Never mind...I wont ask someone to do something i cant. |
| Katana Posts: 807/3649 |
...I now understand why Geoff has been saying that he's "doubleshifting".... |
| Rogue Posts: 1253/11918 |
Originally posted by Drizzt DoUrdenOriginally posted by WhiteRoseOriginally posted by Drizzt DoUrden Which is funny because he's been wanting a bofriend, but then again he doesn't care.  |
| Elara Posts: 2708/9734 |
Oh dear... *hides*
I want to send this to my nephew, I think he'd die laughing. |
| Bitmap Posts: 1350/7838 |
Originally posted by Drizzit Do`urden Uhh...DUDE? ok, remind me to kick your ass at starcraft the next time I play you... :: Laughes :: |
| Savedox Posts: 895/1567 |
Originally posted by WhiteRoseOriginally posted by Drizzt DoUrden The first two, but the third is looking promising also  |
| WhiteRose Posts: 733/1461 |
Originally posted by Drizzt DoUrden Now I'm just wondering who your offering this to? After all, only three people posted before you. |
| Cairoi Posts: 999/3807 |
Holy crap. I was expecting something worse as well.
However, this is hilariously creative and it made it me laugh...Whoever wrote this knows one too many penis jokes, I'd say. |
| Bitmap Posts: 1334/7838 |
I LOL'd
But what can I say to something like this? Easy...Thats males for you... |
| Savedox Posts: 892/1567 |
What do you mean cant work double shifts.....ill show you double shifts |
| Stitch Posts: 1010/2785 |
Get me all excited for nothing.
What about people whom lack in the suspicious bag area? |
| Elara Posts: 2695/9734 |
I think the two suspicious bags comment is the funniest thing I have ever seen written. Where did they find this? |
| WhiteRose Posts: 732/1461 |
Penis Patrol
Body: I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. _______________________________ Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. 6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. 7. You dont always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. 8. You will retire LONG before you are 65. 9. You are unable to work double shifts. 10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. 11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Sincerely, The Management My online friend pointed this out to me and I found to be too funny. I couldn't stop laughing for about five minutes. Just struck me that hard. |
