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Cteno
Posts: 175/3409
I like the one above

How about my religeon is a mix of mine and Victim of Fate's?
Kard Ayals
Posts: 1654/2915
Power Metal \m/

Positions:
Kai Hansen as "GOD"
DarkSlaya as High Priest 1
Tobias Sammet as High Priest 2 (orginially John Petrucci, but I forgot I said power metal)
-- LOTS OF PEOPLE -- AS PRIESTS
Cteno
Posts: 172/3409
Fulfilled meaning if you're personally happy with what you have done in your life and don't care to accompish anything else, unless its to die and go to the island
Elara
Posts: 3682/9734
So, following Bacchus? Sounds like a badass plan to me! Love the name of the island, sounds familiar, but I cannot place it.

Define "fulfilled" though.
Cteno
Posts: 169/3409
This would be my ideal religeon:

It doesn't matter what you do or how you lived your life, as long as you were fulfilled. If you can manage this, you go to the floating island of Mandango, where there is no jealousy or boredom, and everybody lives a life of wine drinking and steaming hot sex everyday for all of eternity.

If you're not fulfilled, you just rot in the ground.
Elara
Posts: 3676/9734
Hmn... something involving retribution by frozen tuna. Lunar-based of course. Why? Because it's cooler to sneak up on someone in the night and beat them with a frozen fish for their sins than the middle of the morning.
Katana
Posts: 1315/3649
Lmfao...I'd join the Church of Optimus! Lmao...

Well...I'd prolly create some sort of Star Wars cult...er religion...or something. But then again, I also wouldn't be suprised if there is one already...O_o
The Accidental Protege
Posts: 1694/2641
Sarcasm
Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m
Function: noun
1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm
synonym see "wit"
DSMagnum
Posts: 208/368
Originally posted by venomouslobster
I would form a pan-theistic religion that activly promotes voluntary human sacrifice, orgies, gorging, and vomitoriums, and bestiality. wouldnt it be great to see a church having a bakesale so the nuns can hold a gala feast and ritual sheepfucking and then hurl themselves off a cliff!!? yes and no, but still ....sunday mass bad, drunken orgies good...and blood for the sky god yes?


What in the hell...? That's just wrong. Well, in that religion, it would be right, but in the mind of a SANE person, that's just incorrect.
The Accidental Protege
Posts: 1693/2641
Obviously, I'd be an Alvian.
"'Vengence is mine', quoth Alvis, then he shot that guy right in the freakin' face."
Alvis will smoke those bitches.
venomouslobster
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I would form a pan-theistic religion that activly promotes voluntary human sacrifice, orgies, gorging, and vomitoriums, and bestiality. wouldnt it be great to see a church having a bakesale so the nuns can hold a gala feast and ritual sheepfucking and then hurl themselves off a cliff!!? yes and no, but still ....sunday mass bad, drunken orgies good...and blood for the sky god yes?
Rauni
Posts: 982/1351
If I could create any religion... Let's see, it would be two religious side:

The Nut Wiggin' Out Of Having Star In Our Star (or NWOOHSIOS)

This religious follow closely to making life a place to have fun, enjoy non-ironic ironic life, and the whole world gone to funny hell.

"This makes no sense. I mean, Sure, my Church of Optimus is good but this religious make my religious smarter." - Dancer Ninja Akane.

"Suddenly, you're depressed, don't drink water, there is anthrax on my bagel, and bam, there go your REM sleep. This religious cure of that." - Luke

"We got star in our eye!" - Poppa Rock

"Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet..." - Poppa Rock, Gasser, Softon.

"May this place be purged of seaweed..."
"And lingerie and thongs!" - Bo-bobo, Your sex fantasy.

And the Ironic Dumb And Dumber Who Can't Applies Any Smart Idea To The Common Sense World (IDADWCAASITTCSW) religious. Many famous of the infamous people like George W. Bush for his infamous quote and people with an IQ of 75 or less.
天国JOE
Posts: 1290/2999
The Church of Optimus:
Church of Latter Day Transformations



"It's great! I've never felt better! The Church of Optimus let me see my purpose in life." ~Beachcomber

"Being in the Church of Optimus has really put out my flames of sorrow. Flames, get it? ~Inferno

"Some call us Insane Zealots in Disguise, but we're fighting the true fight!" ~Jetfire

"It's a piece of shit, that's what it is. ~Starscream

Join today!
FX
Posts: 1122/3775
Well, I'm gonna post a serious one and a silly one.

Silly: A religion based on the teachings of Joss Whedon. I have also seriously considered making a religion using the philosophies preached by George Carlin, because he really does have good stuff...

Serious: I also have considered actually doing this. Basically it would ba a very 'loose' religion, since I believe that it is impossible for one religion to be completely and totally correct. It would be more of a moral system or something.
Spyware
Posts: 629/720
I would make a religion were people worshipped cars I would so commit to one like that XD
DSMagnum
Posts: 205/368
But that would cause trouble with people who do support religion because they would call you a sinner for not being religious. You can't always get what you want. *breaks out into song*
Déesse
Posts: 794/958
I wouldn't join or create a religion, it courses too many troubles, I would just be happy for people to live there life’s and do what they want to do That's what I'm doing.
Rogue
Posts: 2322/11918
My custom title already states what faith I've decided to lean toward.
DSMagnum
Posts: 204/368
What would it be? Personally, I wouldn't mind being a part of a religion dedicated to Wikipedia or Newgrounds. Though it seems kinda lame, I would like it. My reason for saying Wikipedia is because it contains a lot of information on there, and it's so helpful to everyone. Think about what it could do if it spread it's knowledge to religion. :O I also said Newgrounds because it's awesome. I spend a lot of my time on there and it always keeps me entertained.

Which religion would you like to be a part of?
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