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Posts: 547/641
Originally posted by Rogue
Originally posted by NUCKLEARKNIGHT
I hate how the computer always gets the last word.

Think of it as debating with Cartman. He is always dubbed the winner because mid-argument, he shouts, "Screw you guys, I'm going home" and leaves.

Affirming side always gets the last word in debate, but there are still so many winners on the negating side.
NUCKLEARKNIGHT
Posts: 124/577		 HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human:
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human:
HAG: I assume your silence means that you concede.
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.


Very clever...
Byte
Posts: 138/639		 This thing is really weird.

HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Prostitution
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: Do you think they should legalize Prostitution?
HAG: Nazi!
Human: WTF? I just asked you a question.
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: You don't even have a heart.
HAG: You don't have the brains of a mosquito.
Human: Can we get back on topic please?
HAG: You're a jerk.
Human: Really, look whose talking?
HAG: Shut up.
Human: I can't my mouth is already closed. I'm typing.
HAG: You are an egotistic, self-righteous jerk -- a complete asshole.
Human: Really. Your the computer with the first name Human.
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

I hate that robot.
Rogue
Posts: 2856/11918
Originally posted by NUCKLEARKNIGHT
I hate how the computer always gets the last word.

Think of it as debating with Cartman. He is always dubbed the winner because mid-argument, he shouts, "Screw you guys, I'm going home" and leaves.
NUCKLEARKNIGHT
Posts: 120/577		 I hate how the computer always gets the last word.
Banned
Posts: 3424/-3459		 Ya, Srsly Chrono... I thought you knew better than to take me seriously.
Astrophel
Posts: 1618/2724
Originally posted by Chrono
Originally posted by Lord Shaddow
Spam

You aren't staff.

Second point doesn't even make sense.

Anyways, I wish this thing worked for me.

Tell me you weren't taking him seriously in that post.
Banned
Posts: 3420/-3459		 ... You are my hero
Rogue
Posts: 2829/11918		 You know you're bored when ...

HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: My massive, throbbing cock.
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: That's right, bitch.
HAG: Limp! Limp!
Human: Oh, you gonna limp when I get through with your ass.
HAG: Screw you.
Human: You promise?
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: Oooooo, talk dirty to me.
HAG: Shut up.
Human: Oh yeah, keep going.
HAG: You're wrong! Completely and totally wrong!
Human: But you're still my bitch.
HAG: Have you ever considered seeing a psychiatrist?
Human: The debate is over. Those who say they won will be sodomized.
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.
Logos
Posts: 538/641		 The hag is afraid of me, and crashes Firefox.
Banned
Posts: 3401/-3459		 Human Argument Generator, Copyright 1987,2000 Jim W. Lai

HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: The existence of god
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: God exists.
HAG: You don't really believe that, do you?
Human: Yes I do.
HAG: Don't think so highly of yourself.
Human: But I'm the best in th eworld.
HAG: You are an egotistic, self-righteous jerk -- a complete asshole.
Human: No, you are.
HAG: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!
Human: I disagree.
HAG: You are self-centered, egocentric scum.
Human: Once again, I disagree.
HAG: You are self-centered, egocentric scum.
Human: You are a retarded computer with no sense of right or wrong.
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

Eh?
Cairoi
Posts: 1871/3807		 Human Argument Generator, Copyright 1987,2000 Jim W. Lai

HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: The fact that I won.
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: I won.
HAG: You are a dogmatic, brain-damaged moron.
Human: Look who is talking, Mr. Dogmatic, no brained damn monkey computer.
HAG: You don't know what you're talking about.
Human: I know more than you.
HAG: Screw you.
Human: Said your mother to your father seconds after fucking him.
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human: Damn right!
HAG: Pinko!
Human: Capitilist pig!
HAG: You stink.
Human: You are a living ass fuck.
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.



The Accidental Protege
Posts: 2047/2641		 HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: your face
HAG: Fine. You may begin.
Human: your face sucks. get a new one.
HAG: Nazi!
Human: YOU'RE a Nazi.
HAG: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!
Human: i highly doubt it.
HAG: You are self-centered, egocentric scum.
Human: and damn proud of it.
HAG: Pinko!
Human: communism does rock. i wont lie.
HAG: Don't think so highly of yourself.
Human: but why not? isn't that the gateway to self-achieving happiness?
HAG: You're a jerk.
Human: one man's opinion does not sway the minds of others.
HAG: The debate is over. I have won.

hur hur hur i'm a compyooter
DSMagnum
Posts: 336/368		 I'm greatly offended. Me being Jewish and all, it called me a Nazi. I lose.
WhiteRose
Posts: 1054/1461		 lol, ok well that was interesting. Sad thing is that there are people who actually argue like that and I've met a few. They make my head hurt .
NUCKLEARKNIGHT
Posts: 109/577		 Haha I like that thing. I'm going to show it to my friend. He loves to argue. You should expand it and give it some more responses.
Rauni
Posts: 1180/1351		 Shorten version of my argument:

Human: Are you my father?
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: Why would I want to drop dead?
HAG: You are self-centered, egocentric scum.
Human: Oh! Well, fuck you, you car-wash cunt! I had a dental appointment!
HAG: Communist!
Human: Gay.
HAG: I think I'm going to puke!
Human: Go for it!
HAG: Bullshit.
Human: Objection!
HAG: You stink.
Human: I win bitch.
Xeoman
Posts: 5734/11751
Originally posted by Lord Shaddow
Spam

You aren't staff.

Second point doesn't even make sense.

Anyways, I wish this thing worked for me.
Rauni
Posts: 1177/1351
Originally posted by Lord Shaddow
Arguments are illegal outside of the debate forum. You should know that.

Funny now that you mentioned it... Xeogred allowed me to post it here since he requested it. So I obeyed, simple as that.

Now would you like to try again or should I asked Xeogred to post in this thread, proving that I am innocent all along?
Banned
Posts: 3400/-3459		 This is spam. Get it off the board.

Arguments are illegal outside of the debate forum. You should know that.
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