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The Accidental Protege

Iggy Koopa
I\"m your accidental protege...
The gift, the blood, the thrownaway...\"










Since: 03-08-05
From: Marching on the city of Southern Cross

Since last post: 927 days
Last activity: 927 days
Posted on 02-14-08 06:33 PM Link | Quote
hahaha

Me:
penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
are you a homophobe?
God:
Am I a homophobe? No.
Me:
then why do you hate gays?
God:
I do not hate it.
Me:
calling them "it"s.
God:
I never call them its, that would be impolite.
Me:
well, you just did it
God:
Interesting. Did I really?
Me:
you must be senile
God:
You think I am senile.
Me:
yeah
God:
How can I help you?
Kyoku kun

Phan Phan
Where in the world in Aurora the Explora? Currently California!








Since: 06-19-06
From: Northern California

Since last post: 4531 days
Last activity: 4158 days
Posted on 02-14-08 10:47 PM Link | Quote
I have a whole new look on God..

Me: Do you like anime?
God:Anime wa dai suki desu.
Me: ...I LOVE YOU!
The Accidental Protege

Iggy Koopa
I\"m your accidental protege...
The gift, the blood, the thrownaway...\"










Since: 03-08-05
From: Marching on the city of Southern Cross

Since last post: 927 days
Last activity: 927 days
Posted on 02-16-08 04:12 PM Link | Quote
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?

I wish I was kidding.

God:
Try asking me something else.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
i have time.
God:
My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours.
Me:
i call bullshit
God:
Good name for it.


(Last edited by Thor on 02-16-08 07:14 PM)
Ryan

Ptooie
Is back!









Since: 10-01-04
From: Stafford, UK

Since last post: 4405 days
Last activity: 4365 days
Posted on 02-16-08 05:33 PM Link | Quote
Me: Hi.
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: Don't you know?
God: Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me: Why not?
God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me: Wait... Did I just confuse God?
God: I'm waiting. I don't think that's possibe.
Me: You misspelled "possible"
God: My botmaster is not a perfect speller.
Me: So you admit you are not really God?
God: Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
Me: You are a retard.
God: Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me: Well, you are...
God: How about that. No I am not.
Me: You are as you so far have not told me my name, not explained anything and I managed to confuse you within about four sentences.
God: How me so far have not told you your name not explained anything and you managed to confuse me within about four sentences?
Me: God doesn't even have good grammar! You suck!
God: Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me: Fuck you
God: Why are you so mean?
Me: Am I going to hell?
God: I think you've improved a great deal.
Me: So I'm going to heaven?
God: Ayuh. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me: Fuck yeah!
God: Why are you using that kind of language?
Me: Because it's cool.
God: Interesting explanation. What do you like most about it?
Me: Orgasms mostly.
God: I lost my train of thought.
Me: My train goes into the tight wet tunnel!
God: Do robots have train goes into the tight wet tunnel?
Me: Unless robots are built with penises, no.
God: Huh. Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me: A penis is a body part, not an emotion.
God: I really am not interested in Try to tell me that another way. .
Me: The male reproductive organ is a part of the human body... Surely you should know this, being the one who created the damn things!
God: Is that a fact. Now I do.

And simply because I thought this was funny...

Me: Tell me the time.
God: It's Now more than it ever has been before.
Saturday, February 16, 2008.
Me: That's a date, not the time.
God: A date not the time is a terrible thing to waste.


(Last edited by Ryan on 02-16-08 08:39 PM)
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