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Xeios

You WANKER!








Since: 08-16-04

Since last post: 2900 days
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Posted on 07-25-10 02:54 AM Link | Quote
You fold space upon yourself and unpredictably end up inside of a tractor trailer.

(@Phoenix, your 0 Kelvin object is really cool, but you can't go anywhere near it for fear it would freeze you, and even protective clothing/heat or whatever you throw at it doesn't help since it's eternally 0 K, so unfortunately, you only have something that you can look at from very far away. And by look at, I mean to protect yourself it's surrounded by twelve foot thick lead walls.)

I wish I could corrupt more things.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2775 days
Last activity: 2749 days
Posted on 07-25-10 03:02 AM Link | Quote
Granted, you never leave your computer as you wait for new things to corrupt soon you feel the beginning of starvation and dehydration sitting in but you have to corrupt, your body begins self-canabalizing but you must corrupt, you lose all other contact with humanity but you must corrupt. you die a slow and painful death from malnutrition.

I wish for pretty non venomous flowers, PS I'm not allergic to flowers
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 349 days
Last activity: 4 days
Posted on 07-26-10 12:58 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you deliver an allergy to flowers. However, quickly recognizing this allergy, you go to the doctor, who give you sufficient allergy medicine, saving you. You get hit by a bus on the way home.

I wish I had the perfect life.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2775 days
Last activity: 2749 days
Posted on 07-26-10 07:42 PM Link | Quote
Wish granted but through living your life you become bored with everyday things, but when you attempt to change it you can't break free from the cycle. You die sad.
I wish for a writing muse.
alexanyways

Trevor








Since: 05-17-10
From: Nova Scotia, Canada

Since last post: 1983 days
Last activity: 1923 days
Posted on 07-27-10 11:03 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but it burns in a house fire with you in the house.

I vith thor my two thrount teeth.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 3 days
Last activity: 3 days
Posted on 07-27-10 11:10 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but all of your other teeth fall out when Emmy award winning Anchorman, Ron Burgundy punches them out with his two friends Chuck O'Leary and Jack Johnson.

I wish I was a quarter of an inch taller. Forever.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2775 days
Last activity: 2749 days
Posted on 07-27-10 01:28 PM Link | Quote
Granted but after you sprout up you walk into traffic and your legs are taken off by a car.

I wish that I had Jessie's Girl!
alexanyways

Trevor








Since: 05-17-10
From: Nova Scotia, Canada

Since last post: 1983 days
Last activity: 1923 days
Posted on 07-27-10 02:38 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by vince_rigle
Granted but after you sprout up you walk into traffic and your legs are taken off by a car.

I wish that I had Jessie's Girl!


Granted, but she's nnot that kind of lesbian, the gross kind. And plus she's an axe murderer looking for a next victim.

I wish for this wish to be for a non-man-eating dog.


(Last edited by alexanyways on 07-27-10 02:39 PM)
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 3 days
Last activity: 3 days
Posted on 07-27-10 03:41 PM Link | Quote
Granted. It instead eats everything that isn't men, including your money, clothes, any girls that approach you, furniture, game systems, computer, etc. Your life is empty.

I wish for some elbow grease.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 349 days
Last activity: 4 days
Posted on 07-27-10 04:46 PM Link | Quote
Granted, your elbow is dripping in it. Due to your contantly dripping elbow, your social life suffers.

I wish my Xbox didn't just break.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 3 days
Last activity: 3 days
Posted on 07-27-10 10:47 PM Link | Quote
Granted. But all of your games did instead. And then your Xbox breaks.

I wish the beach didn't have sand.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 3 days
Last activity: 3 days
Posted on 07-27-10 11:22 PM Link | Quote
Granted, instead it is sharp bits of tiny glass coated in poison. Enjoy!

I wish meat didn't freezer-burn.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2775 days
Last activity: 2749 days
Posted on 07-27-10 11:52 PM Link | Quote
Granted instead they melt when exposed to cold. Yum.

I wish for a cool dog.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 349 days
Last activity: 4 days
Posted on 07-28-10 06:16 PM Link | Quote
Granted, your dog is really, really cool. Like, freezer cool. Unfortuantely, he also has rabies, and you have to put him down, Old Yeller style.

I wish I had supr ninja abilities.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 3 days
Last activity: 3 days
Posted on 07-28-10 10:39 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but the pirates get you and you are put to death.

I wish for Winter Classic tickets.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 3 days
Last activity: 3 days
Posted on 07-28-10 11:22 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but they are fake and you get arrested, missing everything. An old guy also pees on you in his sleep. For some reason, that seemed really mean. So I'll give you a kitten. And angry kitten from the underworld!!!!! Iunno why. I should stop right about now.

I wish I had an angry kitten from the Underworld, but he and I are chums.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2775 days
Last activity: 2749 days
Posted on 07-29-10 01:40 AM Link | Quote
Granted you're chum, like shark food, you are eaten by a shark.

I wish I was a scuba-bear
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 3 days
Last activity: 3 days
Posted on 07-29-10 04:22 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you run out of oxygen in your tank by being too cocky. The sharktopus gets you, and it isn't pretty.

I wish Wario and Waluigi had a really nice version of Bowser that gave them cookies and milk.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2775 days
Last activity: 2749 days
Posted on 07-29-10 05:11 PM Link | Quote
granted but mario's a dick and he kills the nice bowser.

I wish for superstrength
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 3 days
Last activity: 3 days
Posted on 07-29-10 05:22 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but it randomly gives out at odd times. Like when you're holding a train above your head.

I wish my finger were detachable, and I could always find them if they get lost.
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