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Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2452 days
Last activity: 2426 days
Posted on 07-29-10 05:27 PM Link | Quote
Granted your dog eats them, try not to eat finger foods.

I wish for invisibility
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 26 days
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Posted on 07-29-10 05:38 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but in an amish sense. In other words, you are shunned and ignored by everyone. Invisible to everything they do, without any of the privileges. Even your dog avoids you.

I wish for happiness.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2452 days
Last activity: 2426 days
Posted on 07-29-10 05:40 PM Link | Quote
Granted but you drain the happiness and life from all of those around you. they die and you're alone but you're happy.

I wish I was collateral damage man
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 852 days
Last activity: 848 days
Posted on 07-29-10 11:53 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you end up killing the ones you love most. You have no one left, and when you try to commit suicide, another innocent civilian dies instead. You live out your life alone and unsatisfied, unable to do anything.

I wish I could read my dogs thoughts.
Xeios

You WANKER!








Since: 08-16-04

Since last post: 2577 days
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Posted on 07-30-10 12:59 AM Link | Quote
Granted, however your dog can read your thoughts so when you read it's thoughts it's reading yours until one of your heads explode.

I wish I could breathe underwater.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2452 days
Last activity: 2426 days
Posted on 07-30-10 08:54 PM Link | Quote
granted but you can't breathe on land, and your in the middle of the saharra fun!

I wish I was a Tank from Left 4 Dead
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 852 days
Last activity: 848 days
Posted on 08-01-10 03:41 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but then I realize you wished to be a Hunter before, and I used the wrong achievement in your previous wish, thinking you wished for this. And then Louis kills you singlehandedly, because black guys are awesome. And the Witch dumps you.

I wish for a nap.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2452 days
Last activity: 2426 days
Posted on 08-01-10 04:08 PM Link | Quote
granted. you don't wake up. ever. so you won't read this or win another post war muwhahaha

I wish to eat the greatest sandwhich ever!
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 26 days
Last activity: 2 days
Posted on 08-02-10 12:13 AM Link | Quote
Granted, and it is awesome. Phenomenaly awesome. Like, came fromt he planet Krypton awesome. However, the next time you eat your facorite meal, yo realize it is crap in comparison. Indeed, all foods are now terrible to you. You now hate all foods, having lost an appreciation for their taste, and nearly die. Instead, you go into a coma and spend the rest of your life being fed by a needle.

I wish for the ultimate punchline.
Xeios

You WANKER!








Since: 08-16-04

Since last post: 2577 days
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Posted on 08-02-10 01:59 AM Link | Quote
That's what she said, but it got old a while ago.

I wish for the patience to finish reading/writing anything.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2452 days
Last activity: 2426 days
Posted on 08-02-10 04:11 AM Link | Quote
Granted you're patient you analyze everything you never leave your house, become a hermit and die alone sorry.

I wish that there were more hours in a day
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 852 days
Last activity: 848 days
Posted on 08-02-10 06:28 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but you don't use any punctuation in your posts so all of the hours blend together in one huge run-on sentence. Eventually, you get banned by the Overgod, Picard.

I wish for a brass monkey.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2452 days
Last activity: 2426 days
Posted on 08-02-10 09:19 PM Link | Quote
granted but you mix it with spanish fly (which is semi-poisonous) and you give it to the ladies and they all die.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 852 days
Last activity: 848 days
Posted on 08-02-10 10:30 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but the genie punches you in the balls for not making a wish. Owned.

I wish for someone to watch the population, punching them in a vital area every time they break the law.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2452 days
Last activity: 2426 days
Posted on 08-02-10 10:34 PM Link | Quote
granted but Vulkar ploys against you and puts a candybar in you pocket as you leave a store. you are punched in the balls.

I wish I was Scat Cat from Aristocats.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 26 days
Last activity: 2 days
Posted on 08-03-10 11:20 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but as the average age of a cat on the street is about fifteen years, you are currently rotting on the street, no human owner around to bury you.

I wish that's what she said.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 852 days
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Posted on 08-03-10 03:39 PM Link | Quote
Granted but considering how often that phrase is used, she shortly stops speaking, fearing the endless jokes that are ever repeating. But because this is rarely just a her saying this, men, too, soon lose their voices. The entire population becomes mute, but nobody knows sign language! Economies around the world collapse until everyone is murdered by the deaf, who then take their own lives. And then your body gets tea bagged.

I wish for a flame retardant dog.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 5 days
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Posted on 08-03-10 09:51 PM Link | Quote
Didn't you already wish for that? Anyway, granted, but all of the flames that do not catch on him go onto you. You burn to death, game over.

I wish for a chocolate bar.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2452 days
Last activity: 2426 days
Posted on 08-03-10 11:12 PM Link | Quote
Granted, you are given a chocolate bar but it is shuffled together with identical sodium nitrate bars! Yipee!

I wish I had the intellect of Sherlock Holmes.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 26 days
Last activity: 2 days
Posted on 08-05-10 12:21 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you also have his bad habits. You are arrested for the amount of cocaine you posess, and due to a prison injury, suffer a head injury that costs you your great intelligence.

But hey, you do keep to keep his hat.

I wish for the next poster to not post a wish, xD.
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