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Phoenixocracy

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Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1064 days
Last activity: 1060 days
Posted on 08-12-13 12:47 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but Unicorns are females. You are captured and frequently raped by males horses to try to reproduce more unicorns and spend the rest of your life this way, never seen by the public eye.

I wish for equality among ants.
Cteno

Super Shotgun
Moderator








Since: 01-11-05

Since last post: 138 days
Last activity: 1 day
Posted on 08-12-13 08:17 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but not long later, there is an explosion in anteater population and all ants are wiped out. The anteaters starve to death and the food chain is warped, the world is complete chaos, and the terrorists win. Good job! Equality in death, I suppose.

I wish that Bruce Lee was still alive.


(Last edited by Cteno on 08-12-13 08:17 PM)
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 238 days
Last activity: 18 hours
Posted on 08-13-13 12:23 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but it is your job to kill him.

Good luck.

I wish that Cteno was assigned to try and kill Bruce Lee.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 22 days
Last activity: 22 days
Posted on 08-13-13 10:25 PM Link | Quote
Granted.

When you were born, you were given the name Bruce Lee.

I wish that I didn't have to worry about money.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 238 days
Last activity: 18 hours
Posted on 01-02-14 12:26 AM Link | Quote
Granted, you are now insanely rich, and have the power to buy whatever you wish in the world. Additionally, everything else you could ever desire is given to you, from great food, to friends, to whatever else you want. Everything, that is, except for love. And now you live your life depressed, alone, and fairly tired as well.

I wish to have someone reply to this post.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 22 days
Last activity: 22 days
Posted on 01-02-14 11:24 AM Link | Quote
Granted. But then the board is hacked again and all your posts are deleted. You must now start again from scratch.

I wish it would stop snowing.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 238 days
Last activity: 18 hours
Posted on 01-03-14 02:07 PM Link | Quote
Granted. Additionally, all precipitation has stopped, throughout the entire world. There is no more rain, snow, sleet, fog, or anything else. Eventually then the world turns into a desert. Life in forests, lakes, and rivers are all quickly extinguished. Consequently, humans must move into a seafish only diet. People with allergies to shellfish die first, then the rest of the human race begins to develop mercury poisoning. To help curb this, japanese fishermen may now legally catch whales due to their lower mercury content. All whales and dolphins soon become extinct. The oceans soon become overfished, with the supply diminishing.

Soon, nations begin to go to war over the fish supplies. Ironically then switzerland strikes first, launching nuclear weapons at England. Nation fights against nation, nuclear weapons are being used everywhere, and soon then all life is extinguished. Earth is no longer habitable for the next few million years, until aliens come by, start digging up remnants of our civilization, and begin to believe that we worship toilets and have our lives ruled by cats, which, granted, is actually fairly accurate. So I guess that what it comes down to is, thanks, Elara, for destroying the world.

I wish for a great pair of socks.
Cammygirl192

Wall Crab








Since: 08-15-15
From: England

Since last post: 694 days
Last activity: 691 days
Posted on 08-15-15 10:53 AM Link | Quote
Granted, you can't wear your other clothes, your boots or go on your motorcycle.

I wish I was next to Xeo's AIR CONDITIONER. The Hot Tub has overheated my machine, and I have to run a VM of Windows 3.1 now.
Cammygirl192

Wall Crab








Since: 08-15-15
From: England

Since last post: 694 days
Last activity: 691 days
Posted on 03-01-16 12:06 PM Link | Quote
Granted, the air conditioner only blows out hot air, burning you into the flames of hell. You never go to that parallel universe and never meet Cammy, meaning your dream is dead.

I wish that this thread wasn't dead.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 238 days
Last activity: 18 hours
Posted on 03-09-16 07:00 AM Link | Quote
Granted, it is now filled with random off-topic SPAM!

I wish for a delicious bowl of cheerios.
Xeoman

Gibdo
Administrator








Since: 08-14-04
From: 255

Since last post: 2 days
Last activity: 31 min.
Posted on 03-09-16 10:09 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but they're the size of a tire.

I wish there were chocolate milk fountains.
Cammygirl192

Wall Crab








Since: 08-15-15
From: England

Since last post: 694 days
Last activity: 691 days
Posted on 03-13-16 10:31 AM Link | Quote
Granted, the chocolate produce out of them is worse than something like Tesco Value or whatever.

I wish you could download torrents of anything, like houses, life, cars, etc. even fictional characters and such, put them into life. I'd download myself when I'm 22 and Cammy at 19.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 22 days
Last activity: 22 days
Posted on 03-13-16 05:08 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you get hit with massive copyright infringement fines that cost you everything.

I wish that I had a hoverdisc to carry heavy things, especially up and down stairs.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 238 days
Last activity: 18 hours
Posted on 03-16-16 07:28 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but when it's hovering, it lets loose a horrifically annoying squeal, causing everybody around to hate you.

I wish I wasn't tired of eating cereal for breakfast.
Cammygirl192

Wall Crab








Since: 08-15-15
From: England

Since last post: 694 days
Last activity: 691 days
Posted on 03-16-16 05:09 PM Link | Quote
Granted, you get tired of your life and eventually kill yourself due to immense boredom.

I wish there was a memes thread on this board.
xkitten

Waddle Dee








Since: 07-02-16

Since last post: 397 days
Last activity: 397 days
Posted on 07-28-16 02:46 PM Link | Quote
granted. i post in it. :}}

I wish I was more active here
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 22 days
Last activity: 22 days
Posted on 07-29-16 12:35 AM Link | Quote
Granted. You have no life outside of this board.

I wish people were not so rude.
Cammygirl192

Wall Crab








Since: 08-15-15
From: England

Since last post: 694 days
Last activity: 691 days
Posted on 07-29-16 08:49 AM Link | Quote
Granted you can't tell if people are pretending to be nice or not anymore.
I wish Dankdust Memeway was a real level in Sonic CD
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 22 days
Last activity: 22 days
Posted on 07-29-16 10:43 PM Link | Quote
Granted. It your game glitches every time the level loads.

I wish my cats were not so destructive.
Cammygirl192

Wall Crab








Since: 08-15-15
From: England

Since last post: 694 days
Last activity: 691 days
Posted on 08-26-16 06:25 AM Link | Quote
Granted but by then everything you own has been destructed already.
I wish I could buy loads of random domains for free (ping.as etc)
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