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Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 9 days
Last activity: 9 days
Posted on 07-14-10 04:01 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but they do neat speak it, nor do they care what you have to say. They are simply spies for Al-Anon, who is planning a take over of Earth, thanks to your wish. Mortals shall perish.

I wish Elara would stop sneaking on when she thinks I'm not lurking so she can try to out-post me.



True Flight

The One








Since: 08-21-04

Since last post: 734 days
Last activity: 719 days
Posted on 07-16-10 09:59 AM Link | Quote
she out posts you anyway.

I wish tomorrow was already here and I finished my run for the day...
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 9 days
Last activity: 9 days
Posted on 07-16-10 11:28 AM Link | Quote
Granted. You become unstuck in time, and therefore make it to tomorrow with no problem. The only downside is that you spontaneously time travel to various years throughout history.

I wish that I could find my wallet. It has all of my important information in it.
Cteno

Super Shotgun
Moderator








Since: 01-11-05

Since last post: 9 days
Last activity: 1 day
Posted on 07-16-10 12:01 PM Link | Quote
Granted, you find your wallet but all of your important information is missing and your identity is stolen.

I wish I had a tophat and monocle because I'm a classy mofo.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 354 days
Last activity: 10 days
Posted on 07-16-10 12:15 PM Link | Quote
Granted, you also get some tea and crumpets, but they're all radioactive.

I wish I wasn't sunburned.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 9 days
Last activity: 9 days
Posted on 07-16-10 02:31 PM Link | Quote
Granted. You don't have skin anymore. If it stings, it's working.

I wish Valhalla would come back for good!
cityondown012510

Red Cheep-cheep








Since: 05-30-10
From: Bensalem

Since last post: 2623 days
Last activity: 2636 days
Posted on 07-16-10 02:46 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but when you said for good, it was literal. He can never leave his computer, and dies of starvation. Way to go, Phoenix.

I wish Jack Bauer was real.
Yasu

Posting Pig








Since: 10-12-06

Since last post: 2622 days
Last activity: 2614 days
Posted on 07-16-10 03:17 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but he thinks your tryin to kill the president. He then captures you and starts torchuring you to find out the plot. You sadly don't make it though.

I wish for the perfect ham sandwich.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 9 days
Last activity: 9 days
Posted on 07-17-10 01:12 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but it is stolen by a giant burly man and eaten right in front of you.

I wish this heatwave would end.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 9 days
Last activity: 9 days
Posted on 07-17-10 01:17 PM Link | Quote
Granted. The heat wave is replaced by a blizzard, which brings temperatures to below freezing and cuts out all electricity. The Day After Tomorrow was filmed in the desert compared to this. Game over.

I wish my cat was trained to use the toilet, not the litter box.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2781 days
Last activity: 2755 days
Posted on 07-17-10 01:44 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but it soon looks back upon its savage ways (pooping in the litter box) and has a strike of insanity causing it to attack and brutally murder everyone ever.

I wish a dog.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 9 days
Last activity: 9 days
Posted on 07-18-10 05:24 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but dog gets an.

I wish I had a real full-size lightsaber.


(Last edited by Phoenix on 07-18-10 05:24 PM)
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 354 days
Last activity: 10 days
Posted on 07-18-10 05:53 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but so does the sith, and hunting for a jedi, they find you and your lightsaber. You don't survive.

I wish for some awesome/healthy food that I can eat.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 9 days
Last activity: 9 days
Posted on 07-18-10 06:08 PM Link | Quote
Granted. As a matter of fact, any food you want turns into awesome/healthy food. And you can totally eat as much as you want! Except for the fact that you are going to die in three days from a flesh eating disease you came across while using a toothpick. Damn toothpicks.

I wish for physics.
Cteno

Super Shotgun
Moderator








Since: 01-11-05

Since last post: 9 days
Last activity: 1 day
Posted on 07-18-10 09:16 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but due to a buffer overflow you also receive a blue screen of death. A real life one. There is no restart button.

I wish that I wasn't dead anymore from being stuck to my computer 24/7.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 9 days
Last activity: 9 days
Posted on 07-18-10 09:20 PM Link | Quote
Granted. You come back to life and are able to post as much as you want. Unfortunately, Phoenix soon passes you in post count, stealing everything you knew on this board.

I wish I had a restart button to use whenever I wanted, even in real life blue sceen of death situations.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2781 days
Last activity: 2755 days
Posted on 07-19-10 01:15 AM Link | Quote
Wish granted but you drop it into a pile of other "nuke buttons" that are identical to it. Good luck.

I wish I was a Hunter from left 4 dead those dudes get all the zombie ladies
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 9 days
Last activity: 9 days
Posted on 07-19-10 01:32 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but I'm playing as Louis (because I wish I was black), and I get the 'Tank Busters' achievement on your ass. Weak.

I wish I had a cheese cannon.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2781 days
Last activity: 2755 days
Posted on 07-19-10 01:37 PM Link | Quote
Granted but after you fire it once it gets all goopy and it starts to smell like burning cheese. As you try to fire it a second time the cannon ball gets lodged and causes a massive explosion.
I wish i could write sweet haikus.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 9 days
Last activity: 9 days
Posted on 07-19-10 02:40 PM Link | Quote
Granted. You write haiku's in sugar. They still suck.

I wish to kick the next person to corrupt my wish in a very sensitive part of their body.
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