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Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1457 days
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Posted on 06-24-10 01:59 AM Link | Quote
*Ahem*

Vulkar, my esteemed opponent in the Xeodential race. I hold today a meeting viewable by the public so that this may not come as a surprise to them.

We have torn each other limb by limb in this debate, throwing out slander, be they truths or lies, at one another. It has naught but ruin our reputations, and burnt both of our campaigns so far to the ground that the Mystery Candidate has more votes than either of us, even though the posters know not of his personality.

I have called you here today so you may hear my proposal.

*Phoenix drinks from the glass of water on his podium, the condensation shining like crystals in the heat of the blaring spotlights. He glances hesitantly his papers before returnng his gaze to his opponent.*

I offer you peace. Too much blood has been shed by this debate betewwn you and I. I say we join our efforts, and take down the Mystery Candidate together, for the better of the posters; for the better of Xeomerica. Together, we can rule without plight. Xeomerica would be returned to it's shining glory; a board fit for kings.

Vulkar..

*Phoenix walks purposefully across stage and stops halfway. He never takes his eyes of of Vulkar. Phoenix extends his right hand, as though waiting for a handshake from a friend.*

..will you join me?


(Last edited by Phoenix on 06-24-10 02:11 AM)
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Since: 09-02-04
From: Destroy Tower

Since last post: 3786 days
Last activity: 3151 days
Posted on 06-24-10 02:10 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Phoenix
Xeomerica would be returned to it's shining glory; a board fot for kings.
A board "fot for kings"? SCOFF! PRAY TELL, LOWLY MORTAL, WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF THIS "FOT"?

From what my sources say, it's a place in Hungary.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1457 days
Last activity: 1457 days
Posted on 06-24-10 02:14 AM Link | Quote
Secret Service Agent: Please, sir. No questions during the speech. Mystery Candidate or not, wait until the speech is over.

**Also, it seems the Mystery Candidate here is very angry about Hungary. Hint, hint.**


(Last edited by Phoenix on 06-24-10 02:14 AM)
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 169 days
Last activity: 152 days
Posted on 06-29-10 10:22 PM Link | Quote
Sounds great. *Vulkar grabs Phoenix's outstretched hand.*

Only problem is...I'm going to win.

*Various members of the audience stand up revealing weaponry.*

I hearby declare a coup de'tat. I shall take the title of Xeodency by force!
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 73 days
Last activity: 73 days
Posted on 06-29-10 10:25 PM Link | Quote
*Elara hides in the shadows, watching the chaos at a safe distance.*

Who shall win?
Kyoku kun

Phan Phan
Where in the world in Aurora the Explora? Currently California!








Since: 06-19-06
From: Northern California

Since last post: 4531 days
Last activity: 4158 days
Posted on 06-30-10 12:06 AM Link | Quote
*Kyoku appears in the group standing beside Vulkar. Pistol attached to the side of her thigh, rifle on her back and welding a katana. Outstretches the sword and points it in the direction of Phoenix. *

Nothing personal, Phoenix. But you are more than outnumbered.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1457 days
Last activity: 1457 days
Posted on 07-01-10 01:47 PM Link | Quote
Phoenix smiled regretfully.

"Are you sure you want to go through with this, Vulkar..?" He threw a sidelong glance at Kyoku, and then the audience. Things might get a little...hot..in here."

While speaking, a heat seemed to radiate from Phoenix, increasing the temperature in his surrounding area in the already heated room. His hand was still clasped in the Vulkar's, but it was no longer the friendly handshake that was originally offered. No, this was the shake offered by two Generals just before a war broke tore apart their land...

A shake of enemies.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 4710 days
Last activity: 4684 days
Posted on 07-01-10 02:11 PM Link | Quote
A man in the crowd stands up. "Stupid weather people, it was supposed to be 60 today. Yeesh." *unbuttons shirt revealing two semi-automatic machine pistols.* "Tell me when Phoenix."
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 73 days
Last activity: 73 days
Posted on 07-01-10 02:22 PM Link | Quote
*Elara sighs*

"Why must politics always end in bloodshed?"

The voice, though concealed, echoes through the crowd all the way to the podiums.

Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 169 days
Last activity: 152 days
Posted on 07-06-10 07:14 PM Link | Quote
Vulkar, fortunately, was already hot enough that he was used to the warm temperature.

"I will leave you alive, you shall witness my victory."

A couple girls in the audience swooned. A bunny ran for cover.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1457 days
Last activity: 1457 days
Posted on 07-06-10 07:18 PM Link | Quote
"Victory? I think not, Vulkar. If you continue with this, I will interject...and it will not be peaceful," replied Phoenix, the same hard look upon his face.

The temperature continued to rise, but if Phoenix was unsettled by the phenomenon, he did not show it. Quite the contrary, Phoenix seemed not to notice at all.
Stitch

Roy Koopa
Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie!








Since: 08-20-04
From: California

Since last post: 695 days
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Posted on 07-06-10 07:39 PM Link | Quote
I thought we settled on Mysterious Candidate.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1457 days
Last activity: 1457 days
Posted on 07-06-10 10:01 PM Link | Quote
OOC: Technically, I am tied with the Mystery Candidate. Vulkar pulled a coup, though.
True Flight

The One








Since: 08-21-04

Since last post: 2663 days
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Posted on 07-07-10 04:55 AM Link | Quote
*Stands up from chair and points towards Phoenix* YOU LIE!!!
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 169 days
Last activity: 152 days
Posted on 07-09-10 02:55 PM Link | Quote
Vulkar raised an eyebrow and smiled. "Its not supposed to be."

The war was about to begin.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1457 days
Last activity: 1457 days
Posted on 07-09-10 03:24 PM Link | Quote
A smile played across Phoenix's lips as a reply. "Good."

Phoenix slowly cracked his neck, taking off his suit jacket when done. He threw it into the crowd, and all of the ladies fought over who would get to smell it first. Fire appeared in the hands of Phoenix as he took an offensive stance, excitement radiating from his smile.

"Your move, Bunny Slayer."
Kyoku kun

Phan Phan
Where in the world in Aurora the Explora? Currently California!








Since: 06-19-06
From: Northern California

Since last post: 4531 days
Last activity: 4158 days
Posted on 07-10-10 04:36 AM Link | Quote
I like how you guys are all lying around the girls "swooning" over you. Cause they're obviously swooning over the most badass and attractive of all the people here.


Which is obviously me.

Obviously.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 73 days
Last activity: 73 days
Posted on 07-11-10 01:20 PM Link | Quote
*The clouds overhead begin to churn and turn dark above the podium and suddenly a flash of what can only be described black lightning edged with purple strikes the stage between the two candidates. Standing in the place now is a very tall woman wearing ornate dark robes, long dark green hair and pointed ears. Her arms are stretched out between Vulkar and Phoenix as if to separate them*

"Stop" *the voice has a decidedly otherworldly quality and though not spoken loudly can be heard by all*

"You would bring civil war to Xeomerica, and as one of it's guardians, I cannot allow that to come to pass."

*The Dark Elf Goddess looks at each of them in turn. The fire in Phoenix's hand goes out. Any that look to where Elara used to stand find no one, but there are signs of another lightning strike where she stood*

"If you wish a duel of honor, then retire to the realm of battle to settle your differences, but the pristine land of Xeomerica shall remain unmarred. The election shall hold until after the duel is settled and shall then continue normally between the winner and the Mystery Candidate. What say you?"
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1457 days
Last activity: 1457 days
Posted on 07-11-10 05:10 PM Link | Quote
Phoenix looked down at his hands as the fire went out.

"The Dark Elf Goddess should know better than to GodMod, don't you think , Vulkar?"

Phoenix smiled and summoned the holy fire into his hands once more. "What say I, Elf Goddess? I say that this is not just about Vulkar--oh no. I want total board domination."

With that, Phoenix sent a ball of fire hurling towards the Elf Goddess. If she moved out of the way, it would smash into Vulkar anyway. Either way, someone was gonna get-a hurt a-reeaaalll bad.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 73 days
Last activity: 73 days
Posted on 07-11-10 06:55 PM Link | Quote
"Normally I would agree with you... but this is not the battle realm, plus I am a god, and a mod... therefore I cannot help but godmod."

((I was SO hoping you would say that, I was dying to use that line))

*she saw the blast and held up her hand, a shield of dark energy crackled into existance and the fire hit it with no effect*

"Now, seriously, as one of the ancient Masters of Darkness that protect this realm, I ask that if serious combat shall take place it be in the battle realm to maintain order. If you wish allies you may use them *nods at Kyoku* but this is the last time I will ask."

((For sim rules and such, as well as for proper forum use, I do ask you move it to simbattle. This whole idea is hilarious and awesome, but battles belong there, not here.))
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