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Xeios You WANKER!         Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 4857 days Last activity: 1167 days |
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| "This is Charles," with an impatient tone, Charles answers the phone which has been ringing for what feels like ages.
"Yes, Donnie, I've got those reports right here." He brings an arm over his face, in what could only be described as a face palm. He then adjusted his perscription glasses, continuing with a sigh. "Yes, Donnie, I know, you need them on your desk, I was just about to walk down to your office when you called." His voice was getting much more frustrated now, these reports would be the death of him. "See you soon then." With that, he slammed the phone into the receiver. "Asswipe," he muttered under his breath. He stood and grabbed the folder full of reports, sales reports, of all things, and walked out of his cubicle, brushing his shoulder against the wall again. They needed to make these hallways bigger, they needed to make the cubicles bigger, Charles felt as though he was suffocating. He swung open the door to Donnie's cramped office. It was cramped with many things, photos of his children, furniture that was too big for this room, a bookcase filled with trophies from his 'glory days' in high school. Charles ducked as he entered, the doors were always too short too. "Chuck, buddy! You have those reports for me?" Donnie spoke at an irritating tone, one which irritated Charles very much. "Here they are, Donnie," Chuck's voice boomed, he was a very imposing figure. "Calm down Chuck, you don't want to have another HR incident, do you?" Donnie laughed, making a joke at Charles' misfortune. He couldn't control how he was, he couldn't control who he was. "Not really," he spoke, but he thought: Though it would be worth it. He turned to step out of the room, knocking over some tacky lamp in the process. He caught it with a tentacle, and placed it back where it belonged. His dark green skin looked very odd in a business formal situation, Blue neck tie, tight and barely visible underneath of the tentacles protruding from his face. His blazer was neat looking, a very large size, and it had to be custom tailored. See Charles was about nine feet tall, and looked like he was full of muscle. He was also developing a nasty beer gut. Something always made him want to crush this entire office into tiny bits, in fact, he dreamed about that day. But there were regulations for his people now. No longer could they frolic in the woods or sea and enjoy themselves, no, they now had to work for a living. Father would've be so displeased. Charles made his way back to the cubicle, it felt like a grave. The phone rang as soon as he sat down, and Chuck slammed his tentacle hand on the desk before answering. "This is Charles," his voice audibly irritated. "Yes, mother, I'll remember to bring home the milk." Let me know what you all think, and if I should write more. (Last edited by Xeios on 08-30-10 04:26 PM) |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent  Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1479 days Last activity: 1479 days |
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Haha, I like it. I think you should go into more detail with his anger, but it's funny. Good job  |
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Squire Vince Storm Eagle is watching you, he sees your every move. Since: 04-17-10 From: Victorian London. Since last post: 4732 days Last activity: 4706 days |
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| Sweet, this has the possiblity to be awesome. | |||
Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable  Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 95 days Last activity: 95 days |
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| I don't really think the Other Gods were known to "frolic" based on my reading. But this was really funny and I want more info on how this happened. | |||
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Xeios You WANKER! Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 4857 days Last activity: 1167 days |
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| More info certainly to come. Also: I meant other cryptids/mythological beings, such as bigfoot/mermaids/etc...
I'll have something else some in the next few days, perhaps just an expansion on the storyline. |
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