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Zombie Marco








Since: 03-24-06

Since last post: 3591 days
Last activity: 3487 days
Posted on 01-20-07 07:29 PM Link | Quote
Shaddow Karate (2:35:36 PM): I... really... really... like scrubs.
klossus (2:35:44 PM): lol
klossus (2:35:54 PM): I was singing the themesong tomyself right when you said that
Shaddow Karate (2:36:06 PM): That's because I'm psychic.
Shaddow Karate (2:36:11 PM): Not the sort where I knew you were doing that...
Shaddow Karate (2:36:21 PM): I mean the sort where I MADE you do that.
klossus (2:36:31 PM): lol
klossus (2:36:34 PM): like Emma Frost...
Shaddow Karate (2:36:46 PM): Yup?
klossus (2:36:58 PM): wikipedia her
klossus (2:37:05 PM): you'll see
Shaddow Karate (2:37:23 PM): Uh...
Shaddow Karate (2:37:30 PM): Before I do, just want to test myself.
Shaddow Karate (2:37:37 PM): Was she in the Hellfire club at one point?
Shaddow Karate (2:37:50 PM): 'cause I played some terrible X-Men game
Shaddow Karate (2:37:56 PM): and I think I know who you're talking about. XD
Shaddow Karate (2:38:38 PM): HA!
klossus (2:38:40 PM): she was in hellfire club
Shaddow Karate (2:38:40 PM): I was RIGHT~!
Shaddow Karate (2:38:42 PM): OWNED!
klossus (2:38:43 PM): but which game?
Shaddow Karate (2:38:50 PM): that Apocalypse one
Shaddow Karate (2:38:52 PM): it's a GBA game.
klossus (2:38:54 PM): oh
Shaddow Karate (2:39:07 PM): in which Rogue was the best character.
Shaddow Karate (2:39:14 PM): and Cyclops was by far the worst.
klossus (2:39:14 PM): I thought you meant xmen legends 2: rise of apacolypse...
klossus (2:39:21 PM): oh, the firghting one?
Shaddow Karate (2:39:32 PM): the one where you sidescroll, beating up everything
Shaddow Karate (2:39:34 PM): and it's terrible
klossus (2:39:41 PM): I think I remember wanting it
Shaddow Karate (2:39:43 PM): and Bishop's the Main character.
klossus (2:39:52 PM): but not being able to get it because I didn't have the newest gameboy
Shaddow Karate (2:39:58 PM): lol
klossus (2:40:06 PM): yeah, I had a pocket, and it was on color
Shaddow Karate (2:40:06 PM): That feeling doesn't leave, does it?
Shaddow Karate (2:40:15 PM): no no no
Shaddow Karate (2:40:17 PM): this was Advanced.
klossus (2:40:23 PM): the first was on color
klossus (2:40:24 PM): ...
Shaddow Karate (2:40:26 PM): oh
klossus (2:40:26 PM): I feel old...
Shaddow Karate (2:40:30 PM): then whatever, sorry. ^^
Shaddow Karate (2:40:39 PM): I don't follow Comic Book Games
Shaddow Karate (2:45:46 PM): ...
Shaddow Karate (2:45:52 PM): I run my hands through my hair and smell them all the time.
Shaddow Karate (2:45:57 PM): Strawberries and lemons.
Shaddow Karate (2:45:57 PM): ^^
klossus (2:46:00 PM): ...
klossus (2:46:04 PM): my shoes smell like vanilla
Stitch

Roy Koopa
Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie!








Since: 08-20-04
From: California

Since last post: 695 days
Last activity: 695 days
Posted on 01-21-07 06:54 AM Link | Quote
How come IM conversations with me are never posted? Am I just not that random anymore?
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Zombie Marco








Since: 03-24-06

Since last post: 3591 days
Last activity: 3487 days
Posted on 01-21-07 01:47 PM Link | Quote
Zabuza, it's because you've scared everyone off...

Teundusia (10:16:13 AM): Yo.
klossus (10:40:39 AM): no
Teundusia (10:40:45 AM): Bo.
klossus (10:40:56 AM): go with the flo joe
Teundusia (10:41:32 AM): Go, yo, with the flo joe, so moe can fire his bow into the hoe!
klossus (10:41:51 AM): fo sho
Teundusia (10:42:05 AM): Fo shizzle!
klossus (10:42:10 AM): eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
klossus (10:42:13 AM): fail
Teundusia (10:42:39 AM): Pale.
Teundusia (10:44:33 AM): Flail.
Teundusia (10:44:34 AM): Gail
Teundusia (10:44:37 AM): Mail
Teundusia (10:44:40 AM): Nail
Teundusia (10:44:42 AM): Bail
Teundusia (10:44:44 AM): Jail
Teundusia (10:44:52 AM): Orange
klossus (10:45:14 AM): FAIL
Teundusia (10:45:21 AM): Pale
Teundusia (10:45:23 AM): Flail
Teundusia (10:45:24 AM): Gail
Teundusia (10:45:26 AM): Mail
Teundusia (10:45:29 AM): Nail
Teundusia (10:45:29 AM): Bail
Teundusia (10:45:31 AM): Jail
Teundusia (10:45:32 AM): Orange
Teundusia (10:46:39 AM): gotta go bye
Teundusia (10:46:39 AM): fly
Teundusia (10:46:40 AM): shy
Teundusia (10:46:40 AM): my
Teundusia (10:46:43 AM): hi
Teundusia (10:46:44 AM): lie
Teundusia (10:46:47 AM): sigh
Teundusia (10:46:49 AM): pie
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

Since last post: 4318 days
Last activity: 4312 days
Posted on 01-22-07 12:39 AM Link | Quote
WARNING! THIS POST IS EXTREMELY LONG!

Well, I was extremely boerd, and at random times...I make up random stories...like Improv or something...Funny thing to do when no one is talking. I hope you guys enjoy this. *Bows*

Sajin_Neko: YET
Sajin_Neko: When you come down here
Sajin_Neko: A SWAT team is going to be waiting
Sajin_Neko: XDDDD
kei_Lockheart:
Sajin_Neko: Ill be like "NOOO"
kei_Lockheart: XDDD
Sajin_Neko: *Throws body in front of Bullets"
kei_Lockheart: Save me darling!
Sajin_Neko: XD
kei_Lockheart: *puts both hand on cheeks*
kei_Lockheart: XD
Sajin_Neko: I smell a really funny anime involving that
kei_Lockheart: LOL
Sajin_Neko: XD
kei_Lockheart: Oh yes
Sajin_Neko: And then
Sajin_Neko: AND THEN
kei_Lockheart: And then
Sajin_Neko: Blind Guardian comes in and Rocks out
Sajin_Neko: I headbang
kei_Lockheart: XD
Sajin_Neko: Summon a mighty Dragon
Sajin_Neko: and we ride off into the sunset
Sajin_Neko: I mean the hospitol
Sajin_Neko: cause you know I was SHOT
kei_Lockheart: LOL
kei_Lockheart: Well we could ride to the hospital as the sun is setting!
Sajin_Neko: after Mrs. Joy heals me in the Pokemon Center
Sajin_Neko: OH YES
kei_Lockheart: XD
Sajin_Neko: After we do that
Sajin_Neko: We take a visit to Tard park
Sajin_Neko: and Ride Beans
kei_Lockheart: And then suddenly a kitten comes toward us out of nowhere
Sajin_Neko: No it comes in after we get off Beans
kei_Lockheart: Of course
Sajin_Neko: We keep the Kittens
Sajin_Neko: WE KEEP
Sajin_Neko: The Kittens
kei_Lockheart: Yesh!
Sajin_Neko: I skin them for Leaather Armor
Sajin_Neko: ANYWAYS XD
kei_Lockheart: LOL
kei_Lockheart: XD
kei_Lockheart: LOLOLOLOL
Sajin_Neko: We go to the Mythical Tard fortune Teller
Sajin_Neko: who just so Happens to be the Burgerking guy and the Six Flags Guy fized together
Sajin_Neko: Fuzed***
kei_Lockheart: And they predict that I'll give birth to humans with the power of foxes
kei_Lockheart: XD
Sajin_Neko: Foxes have no power
Sajin_Neko: They have the gift of "AWW KAWAII"!
kei_Lockheart: Exactly!
Sajin_Neko: Oh!
kei_Lockheart: They are invincible because of that
Sajin_Neko: We leave the fortune teller
Sajin_Neko: Absolutely
Sajin_Neko: WE LEAVE the fortune teller
Sajin_Neko: My shoes squeek
Sajin_Neko: I look down
Sajin_Neko: Pick it up
Sajin_Neko: and it was a fox
Sajin_Neko: AWW CRAP
kei_Lockheart: And Mr. Bojangles
Sajin_Neko: Mr. Bojangles deserves to die
Sajin_Neko: No wait
Sajin_Neko: Scratch that
Sajin_Neko: I squished Mr. Bojangles
Sajin_Neko: A FOX comes in and eats him
kei_Lockheart: I laugh and pet the fox
Sajin_Neko: Yes
Sajin_Neko: THen the fox starts smelling something
kei_Lockheart: And suddenly there is another giant sized fox standing in front of us
Sajin_Neko: O__O
kei_Lockheart: XD
Sajin_Neko: Is he gonna eat me?
Sajin_Neko: *The Big Fox Drools*
kei_Lockheart: Nope then we ride him home
Sajin_Neko: Oh yeah hes hungry
kei_Lockheart: LOL
Sajin_Neko: Well
Sajin_Neko: He eats me
Sajin_Neko: and eats you
Sajin_Neko: and we ride in his stomach
kei_Lockheart:
Sajin_Neko: TO the Hospitol again
Sajin_Neko: Inside we play Rock paper Sizzors to determine who has to go out one way or the other way
Sajin_Neko: Luckily, you were the one to come out its mouth
Sajin_Neko: I had to....
kei_Lockheart: XDDD
Sajin_Neko: Well the Fox was put to slee[p
Sajin_Neko: Sleep*
Sajin_Neko: I just waited for you to get out of his mouth
Sajin_Neko: The Fox woke up
kei_Lockheart: And then we walked out of the hospital again once I did
Sajin_Neko: said he was sorry
Sajin_Neko: and he is now our Pet
kei_Lockheart: Yep!
Sajin_Neko: Cause the Fox is kool like that
Sajin_Neko: He was like
Sajin_Neko: "Yo man im sorry, I thought you were like...Erm...Hows the weather"?
kei_Lockheart: And I replied "It's about to rain cats and dogs" then the fox goes outside hoping for a snack
Sajin_Neko: Hes looking up
Sajin_Neko: whining
Sajin_Neko: I point and laugh
Sajin_Neko: He turns around and Glomps me
Sajin_Neko: and tells me some crap about how im the Chosen one
kei_Lockheart: And I use my super strength to pick him up off of you
Sajin_Neko: He looks at you and smiles
Sajin_Neko: Turns into a human
Sajin_Neko: and its a guy with white hair and BIG BLUEISH ORANGISH EYES
Sajin_Neko: He pulls out his Sword
Sajin_Neko: Points it at my neck
Sajin_Neko: and Lo and behold
Sajin_Neko: I obtain
Sajin_Neko: The Emerald Sword
Sajin_Neko: From Rhapsody (C)- Copyright
kei_Lockheart: XD
Sajin_Neko: This is no laughing matter
kei_Lockheart: The fox turned human and I clap
kei_Lockheart: and nod
Sajin_Neko: He was already human
Sajin_Neko: Unless
Sajin_Neko: THERES ANOTHER!?
kei_Lockheart: No sorry what I meant is that the human that was a fox
Sajin_Neko: Is that the human that was the fox
Sajin_Neko:
Sajin_Neko: Do what?>
Sajin_Neko: Keep in mind, the guy is standing there with a sword next to my neck
kei_Lockheart: The fox had already turned into the human
Sajin_Neko: Better hurry up and tell me
Sajin_Neko: Oh ok
Sajin_Neko: I turn around and stick the sword in him
Sajin_Neko: he then transforms into a Puppy Fox
Sajin_Neko: * Cue Awwww*
kei_Lockheart: Awwwww
Sajin_Neko: I pick him up and adopt him
Sajin_Neko: Nuzzle hium
Sajin_Neko: Him**]
Sajin_Neko: and my spelling
Sajin_Neko: I nuzzle my spelling too
kei_Lockheart: And suddenly we both disappear and reapper atop a high mountain fortress and were captured
kei_Lockheart: *reappear
kei_Lockheart: uh oh
Sajin_Neko: Who did this
Sajin_Neko: I turn around
Sajin_Neko: METAL GEAR!?
kei_Lockheart: Help us Chosen one!
kei_Lockheart: Yes it was Metal Gear
Sajin_Neko: I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!
Sajin_Neko: Opps
Sajin_Neko: I meant
Sajin_Neko: "Im coming"
kei_Lockheart: The Metal Gear hears you and immediately comes to you for a fight
Sajin_Neko: Oh you wanna fight?
Sajin_Neko: *It Nods*
kei_Lockheart: Then it says MOOOOO and gets ready to step on you
Sajin_Neko: Its the Metal Gear from number 4!?
Sajin_Neko: BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEFEAT IT
Sajin_Neko: *Quickly looks up script*
Sajin_Neko: *Cant find it*
Sajin_Neko: " ............"
kei_Lockheart: I shout to you
kei_Lockheart: Use old school tactics!
Sajin_Neko: Oh ok!
Sajin_Neko: *Loads a nintendo cartrige*
Sajin_Neko: *Everyone hears 8-bit music*
kei_Lockheart: Metal Gear looks at you and tries to step on you
Sajin_Neko: O___O
Sajin_Neko: WAIIIIITTTTT
Sajin_Neko: WWAAAAAIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT
Sajin_Neko: WAAAAAAIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
kei_Lockheart: Stops in confusion
Sajin_Neko: You motherfucker!
Sajin_Neko: *Disney points at Metal Gear*
Sajin_Neko: We challange you to a GAME OFF!!!!!!"
kei_Lockheart: It nods in acceptance and says my manuel says I can't refuse
kei_Lockheart: What are your terms?
kei_Lockheart: What's the catch?
Sajin_Neko: *If we win...you must take your Sorry Ass...Back to Outer heaven...and also you must have to pay my Fines from being sued by 4 companies for using their Trademarrrrrkkkkksssssss....."
kei_Lockheart: And what if I wiiinn?
Sajin_Neko: Then you can Take Kyla back there with you
kei_Lockheart: She says WHAT?
Sajin_Neko: Trust me Kyla....Its not the only way, but you know...*AHEM* To be your little...Gamerslave
kei_Lockheart: Kyla: What are you talking about...?
Sajin_Neko: The Metal gear Nods and sits down, picks up the Nintendo Controller, and plays Classic Metal Gear against me.
kei_Lockheart: Then he tries again to stomp on you
Sajin_Neko: O___O
Sajin_Neko: Erm...
Sajin_Neko: I look up
Sajin_Neko: O___O
kei_Lockheart: MOOOOOO
Sajin_Neko: Cow?
kei_Lockheart: LOL
Sajin_Neko: *Fox ears Twitch*
Sajin_Neko: COWS ARE WEAK AGAINST TIPPAGE!
Sajin_Neko: *He then tips the Metal Gear over, making it hard for him to get back up.*
kei_Lockheart: The Metal Gear waves it's legs up in the air
kei_Lockheart: F you Kyla! And F you Dale!
kei_Lockheart: I'll get YOUOUUUUU
Sajin_Neko: *Throws him in the garbage bin*
Sajin_Neko: *A.K.A Outer heaven*
kei_Lockheart: Walks toward him and watches the metal gear go off into space
kei_Lockheart: Holding the fox puppy
Sajin_Neko: *I look at Kyla*
Sajin_Neko: Hes right there in the garbage bin
kei_Lockheart: She looks down
kei_Lockheart: Oh
kei_Lockheart: Looks at Dale
Sajin_Neko: XD
kei_Lockheart: XD
Sajin_Neko: Whew, you almost became a slave
Sajin_Neko: *Shifty eyes*
kei_Lockheart: Yeah
Sajin_Neko: *Expected to be hit*
kei_Lockheart: Thanks Chosen one
Sajin_Neko: NO PROBLEM!
Sajin_Neko: *Ending Credits*
kei_Lockheart: *hits him*
kei_Lockheart: XDD
Sajin_Neko: XD LOL WOW!
Sajin_Neko: I cant believe we just did that
kei_Lockheart: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
kei_Lockheart: OMG
_______________________

And while all of this was going on...A porn bot IM'd me

[00:26] valedaztawnyaz: ra<#051131>te m<#581154>e <#580340>@ m<#557782>y web<#673136>si<#f13854>te <#574774>http<#a60338//<#350641>w<#445886>ww.<#C21505>ab<#a80312>out<#D60032>cin<#E70070>dy<#e80374>.<#528300>com eus
[00:26] Sajin_Neko: NO
[00:26] Sajin_Neko: NO
[00:26] Sajin_Neko: NO
[00:26] Sajin_Neko: AND NO


(Last edited by Nagis on 01-22-07 03:48 AM)
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Zombie Marco








Since: 03-24-06

Since last post: 3591 days
Last activity: 3487 days
Posted on 01-24-07 12:30 AM Link | Quote
DoomReign (8:47:18 PM): hi

klossus (8:47:22 PM): hey

klossus (8:47:25 PM): you need something?

DoomReign (8:47:39 PM): no...

DoomReign (8:47:40 PM): why?

klossus (8:47:45 PM): just wondering

klossus (8:48:41 PM): you don't usually IM people for no apparent reason

DoomReign (8:50:51 PM): no

DoomReign (8:50:52 PM): i dont

klossus (8:51:01 PM): then...

klossus (8:51:06 PM): why did you just IM me...

klossus (8:51:10 PM): for no apparent reason

DoomReign (8:52:08 PM): i didn;t

klossus (8:52:18 PM): buh...

klossus (8:52:22 PM): *is confused*
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Zombie Marco








Since: 03-24-06

Since last post: 3591 days
Last activity: 3487 days
Posted on 01-27-07 12:56 AM Link | Quote
klossus (8:49:45 PM): oi
DoomReign (8:49:49 PM): hi
klossus (8:49:57 PM): I'm bored
DoomReign (8:50:05 PM): cool
klossus (8:50:09 PM): yup
DoomReign (8:50:13 PM): mhmm
klossus (8:50:24 PM): right-o
DoomReign (8:50:31 PM): quite
klossus (8:50:36 PM): indeed
DoomReign (8:50:49 PM): affirmative
klossus (8:50:59 PM): target is locked
DoomReign (8:51:05 PM): FIRE
klossus (8:51:22 PM): *fires*
DoomReign (8:53:16 PM): im bored
klossus (8:53:33 PM): o reilly?
DoomReign (8:54:15 PM): quit stalin and show me your marx
klossus (8:54:40 PM): *shows*
klossus (8:55:19 PM): whaddya think?
DoomReign (8:55:24 PM): meh
klossus (8:55:32 PM): *punches*
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Zombie Marco








Since: 03-24-06

Since last post: 3591 days
Last activity: 3487 days
Posted on 01-30-07 09:48 PM Link | Quote
[18:46] klossus: [18:41] jrrain25: Do you think everyone still dislike me?
[18:41] klossus: not everyone
[18:42] jrrain25: I know Shaddow would dislike me.
[18:42] klossus: yeah
[18:42] klossus: he does
[18:42] jrrain25: But to tell the truth, he is rather childish.
[18:43] klossus: try interacting with him in real life
[18:43] jrrain25: How is it?
[18:43] klossus: ...interesting...
[18:43] jrrain25: Really? Interesting how?
[18:43] klossus: lol
[18:43] klossus: I do not have time to explain that..

[18:46] Shaddow Karate: I'm not childish! o-o
[18:46] Shaddow Karate: I'm just... uh...
[18:46] Shaddow Karate: *thinks*
[18:46] klossus: like a child?
[18:47] Shaddow Karate: *points up at the sky and jumps* YES!
[18:47] Shaddow Karate: ... wait
[18:47] Shaddow Karate: that's synonomous for childish
[18:47] Shaddow Karate: STFU!
[18:47] Shaddow Karate: >_____<
[18:47] Shaddow Karate: uhh
[18:47] Shaddow Karate: the word I was looking for was...
[18:47] Shaddow Karate: "Blunt"
[18:47] Shaddow Karate: and "to the point"
[18:47] Shaddow Karate: which should be opposites, since blunt objects don't have points.
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Zombie Marco








Since: 03-24-06

Since last post: 3591 days
Last activity: 3487 days
Posted on 02-17-07 04:01 PM Link | Quote
Teundusia (12:40:19 PM): Hi.
klossus (12:40:24 PM): hi
Teundusia (12:40:46 PM): How's it going over there mate!?
klossus (12:40:54 PM): mate?
klossus (12:40:59 PM): you australian now?
klossus (12:41:01 PM): NO
klossus (12:41:05 PM): MY CURE BACKFIRED!!!
Teundusia (12:41:25 PM): Muaahaahaahaahaaaaa!
Teundusia (12:41:41 PM): I found an antidote to your anti-english poison!
Teundusia (12:41:46 PM): Mate!
Teundusia (12:42:01 PM): Now bow before my awesome crocodile wrestling abilities!
klossus (12:42:05 PM): no, my British cure ended up making you Australian
klossus (12:42:11 PM): a fate worse than death!
Teundusia (12:42:30 PM): Mate.
klossus (12:44:59 PM): fortunately I made a backu[
klossus (12:45:03 PM): backup*
klossus (12:45:10 PM): *deletes Ryan*
klossus (12:45:13 PM): *loads backup*
klossus (12:45:15 PM): all better
Teundusia (12:45:45 PM): Whoa... I had this terrible dream abuout wrestling crocodiles...
klossus (12:46:16 PM): hm.... ghosts in the system
Teundusia (12:46:43 PM): Loading mind...
Teundusia (12:46:45 PM): 1%
Teundusia (12:46:47 PM): 4%
Teundusia (12:46:50 PM): 9%
Teundusia (12:46:52 PM): 15%
Teundusia (12:46:55 PM): 23%
Teundusia (12:47:00 PM): 36%
Teundusia (12:47:02 PM): 36%
Teundusia (12:47:06 PM): 36%
Teundusia (12:47:12 PM): 36%
Teundusia (12:47:20 PM): 35%
Teundusia (12:47:25 PM): 64%
Teundusia (12:47:29 PM): 75%
Teundusia (12:47:29 PM): 90%
Teundusia (12:47:32 PM): 100%
Teundusia (12:47:36 PM): Loading mind complete.
Teundusia (12:47:44 PM): Loading physical appearance...
Teundusia (12:47:54 PM): Error: Corrupted file.
Teundusia (12:48:00 PM): Loading replacement image.
Teundusia (12:48:05 PM): 3%
Teundusia (12:48:07 PM): 9%
Teundusia (12:48:09 PM): 23%
Teundusia (12:48:11 PM): 64%
Teundusia (12:48:13 PM): 100%
Teundusia (12:48:59 PM): Loading physical appearance [Samuel L Jackson] complete.
Teundusia (12:49:04 PM): Merging....
Teundusia (12:49:09 PM): Merging complete.
klossus (12:49:09 PM): *cancel*
Teundusia (12:49:16 PM): Cancelling...
Teundusia (12:49:21 PM): Are you sure you want to continue?
klossus (12:49:26 PM): y
Teundusia (12:49:38 PM): Are you sure though?
klossus (12:49:44 PM): y
Teundusia (12:49:47 PM): Positive?
klossus (12:49:53 PM): y
Teundusia (12:50:06 PM): Because I can finish loading the files if you want.
klossus (12:50:09 PM): y to all
Teundusia (12:50:20 PM): Continue?
Teundusia (12:50:25 PM): automatic response taken.
Teundusia (12:50:29 PM): Continueing....
Teundusia (12:50:31 PM): 2%
Teundusia (12:50:32 PM): 4%
Teundusia (12:50:33 PM): 6%
Teundusia (12:50:35 PM): 10%
Teundusia (12:50:36 PM): 14%
Teundusia (12:50:38 PM): 19%
Teundusia (12:50:41 PM): 22%
Teundusia (12:50:43 PM): 29%
Teundusia (12:50:48 PM): 35%
klossus (12:51:16 PM): *cancel*
klossus (12:51:26 PM): *upload american profile*
Teundusia (12:51:27 PM): Windows has encountered a critical error and is about to restart. Please save any unsaved work.
klossus (12:51:39 PM): already backed up
Teundusia (12:51:41 PM): Would you like a report on the error?
klossus (12:51:44 PM): no
klossus (12:51:51 PM): *reformats to mac*
Teundusia (12:51:52 PM): But I wrote it up special!
Teundusia (12:52:02 PM): Hi! I'm a Mac! Let's have fun!
Teundusia (12:52:09 PM): *Loads all programs*
Teundusia (12:52:12 PM): *Crashes*
Teundusia (12:52:23 PM): Oh dear! Mac has run out of RAM! Rebooting...
Teundusia (12:52:32 PM): Hi! I'm a Mac! Let's have fun!
Teundusia (12:52:37 PM): *Loads all programs*
Teundusia (12:52:40 PM): *Crashes*
Teundusia (12:52:48 PM): Oh dear! Mac has run out of RAM! Rebooting...
Teundusia (12:52:56 PM): *Lather, rinse, repeat*
klossus (12:53:07 PM): *loads linux*
Teundusia (12:53:58 PM): I am a Linux computer. I am fully functional to do anything due to my low system resources.... Unfortunately I don't have fuck all programs, so I can't do sod all for you. Have a nice day... *Crashes*
klossus (12:54:16 PM): *throws away*
klossus (12:54:17 PM): screw this
Teundusia (12:55:32 PM): I only wanted to be loved...
Teundusia (12:55:36 PM): *Dies*
Teundusia (12:57:01 PM): *Email response from ShiteCompInc.* We are sorry you are unsatisfied with your new computer. Because of the recent troubles you have been having, we have sent you a new one, free of charge. We hope you have a fun time using your new ShiteCompInc. computer!
Teundusia (12:57:14 PM): Okay, I'm bored now.
Teundusia (12:58:29 PM): *Sings Christmas songs*
Ryan

Ptooie
Is back!









Since: 10-01-04
From: Stafford, UK

Since last post: 4405 days
Last activity: 4366 days
Posted on 03-01-07 02:58 AM Link | Quote
Teundusia: Hi.
klossus: maybe
Teundusia: No/.
klossus: it's possible
Teundusia: But only when a whale eats a boat in the next five minutes.
klossus: yes
Teundusia: I still haven't got any further with what my RP is gonna be about. :-P
klossus: k
klossus signed off at 07:20:41.
Teundusia: bbl, having a bath.
Previous message was not received by klossus because of error: User klossus is not available.

klossus signed on at 07:21:07.
Teundusia: Where did you get that Knife Wrench picture?
klossus: it's from scrubs
Teundusia: Oh.,
Teundusia: Never heard of it.
klossus: kick ass show
Teundusia: Although I have heard of GRASS SEEDS!!!
klossus: go to www.peekvid.com
klossus: go on TV shows, watch some scrubs
Teundusia: Meh, maybe after school.
Teundusia: brb, getting breakfast.
klossus: lol, it's morning for you
Teundusia: lol, it's night for you.
klossus: midnight
Teundusia: So, a team of top secret government agents break in to your room, trying to take you for some experimental DNA changing tests. What do you do?
klossus: is this a plot for a porno?
Teundusia: Um... No... *Shifts eyes, guiltily*
Teundusia: I'M NOT PLANNING ON GETTING A LOAD OF TOP SECRET GOVERNMENT AGENTS TO GANG BANG YOU THEN RECORD IT!!!
Teundusia: Although... CAST CHANGE!
Teundusia: *Changes you for beautiful sex obsessed blonde*
Teundusia: Ah, perfect.
klossus: I AM a beautuful sex obsessed blonde
Teundusia: Yeah, but no where near as beautiful as this one. *Points to a blank spot of air*
klossus: *bitch slaps*
Teundusia: *Dodges*
klossus: *homing bitch slap*
Teundusia: *Becomes cold blooded*
Teundusia: and motionless*
klossus: didn't say it was heat or motion
Teundusia: Hmm...
Teundusia: What else can homing things work on...
Teundusia: I know! *Disappears*
klossus: your MOM!
Teundusia: *Moves mother a few feet to the right*
Teundusia: There, now I'm perfectly safe.
klossus: *universe destroying bitch slap*
klossus signed off at 07:57:51.

Oh dear, he killed himself! I was OUTSIDE the universe.
FX

Zombie Marco








Since: 03-24-06

Since last post: 3591 days
Last activity: 3487 days
Posted on 03-04-07 06:02 PM Link | Quote
Greatest conversation ever. Some content may be NSFW.

DoomReign=Clock
Siobhan=Cawn Q Bine (Cairoi's GF)
Klossus=Me
Sprtan5150=If you can't figure this out... you're a dumbass.

You are now in chat room “whoahgoodnesspeople.”
siobhans new sn (1:22:45 PM): lol..
siobhans new sn (1:22:50 PM): HI NARSTY BOIZ
DoomReign (1:22:57 PM): hi
siobhans new sn (1:23:05 PM): lol.
klossus (1:23:06 PM): hello
siobhans new sn (1:23:24 PM): hi
klossus (1:23:31 PM): Spartan(chris) here
siobhans new sn (1:23:36 PM): LOL k]
siobhans new sn (1:23:43 PM): im john
siobhans new sn (1:23:43 PM): jk
DoomReign (1:23:49 PM): i'm jesus
BlacknWhite Jack (1:23:51 PM): No, that'd be me.
siobhans new sn (1:23:52 PM): orly
DoomReign (1:23:53 PM): srsly
siobhans new sn (1:23:56 PM): JESUS
siobhans new sn (1:23:58 PM): IS IT TRU
BlacknWhite Jack (1:23:59 PM): no, n'srsly
siobhans new sn (1:24:00 PM): DO U HAVE A KID
klossus (1:24:03 PM): IOH fuck itsclockworkz
DoomReign (1:24:04 PM): yeah
klossus (1:24:06 PM): nicebreakdude
siobhans new sn (1:24:09 PM): omg
siobhans new sn (1:24:13 PM): kewl
DoomReign (1:24:14 PM): i banged the shit outta mary magdaline.
siobhans new sn (1:24:16 PM): LOL
klossus (1:24:20 PM): gonna like in onto the crap top
klossus (1:24:23 PM): FX willbe here
klossus (1:24:27 PM): send in invite to sprtan5150
siobhans new sn (1:24:29 PM): much love jesus33333333333333333
DoomReign (1:24:30 PM): dammit
DoomReign (1:24:33 PM): i dont like FX
BlacknWhite Jack (1:24:48 PM): Jesus doesn't love FX!
BlacknWhite Jack (1:24:49 PM): XD
siobhans new sn (1:25:04 PM): fx is a nice channel they had my favorite movie on once
klossus (1:25:04 PM): I love FX
klossus (1:25:08 PM): (I'm FX)
BlacknWhite Jack (1:25:11 PM): That must mean he's a Jew, or a Republican!
klossus (1:25:15 PM): hey!
BlacknWhite Jack (1:25:17 PM): OR OPRAH
siobhans new sn (1:25:18 PM): omg :-(
siobhans new sn (1:25:20 PM): im repub.
DoomReign (1:25:23 PM): no; FX is a muslim
klossus (1:25:23 PM): I don't practice judism
siobhans new sn (1:25:25 PM): no pussy for you jojo
DoomReign (1:25:25 PM): and i'm jesus
DoomReign (1:25:29 PM): so i'm all like
DoomReign (1:25:32 PM): oh hellllll no.
BlacknWhite Jack (1:25:58 PM): Well, I'm Chris Rock.
siobhans new sn (1:26:00 PM): how are all you peoples
siobhans new sn (1:26:02 PM): i am siobhan
siobhans new sn (1:26:06 PM): BEAT THAT
siobhans new sn (1:26:12 PM): nukas
BlacknWhite Jack (1:26:17 PM): Damn, can't.
siobhans new sn (1:26:22 PM): ya
siobhans new sn (1:26:24 PM): das rite
DoomReign (1:26:35 PM): yeah well
DoomReign (1:26:40 PM): im jesus.
DoomReign (1:26:42 PM): i can like
klossus (1:26:45 PM): let's talk about sex, baybeee
siobhans new sn (1:26:45 PM): k
siobhans new sn (1:26:45 PM): kk
DoomReign (1:26:46 PM): destroy humanity
siobhans new sn (1:26:50 PM): LOL
DoomReign (1:26:53 PM): just be breathing your air.
siobhans new sn (1:26:53 PM): SALT N PEPPA
siobhans new sn (1:26:56 PM): or not
siobhans new sn (1:26:58 PM): no
siobhans new sn (1:26:58 PM): not
siobhans new sn (1:27:00 PM): jk
DoomReign (1:27:01 PM): how does that make you feel?
BlacknWhite Jack (1:27:02 PM): Imma cut you something fierce, Oprah.
BlacknWhite Jack (1:27:13 PM): Jesus, shut yo mouth.
DoomReign (1:27:25 PM): anyone here black?
siobhans new sn (1:27:28 PM): WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR SON WAS AT HOME CRYN ALL NITE ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR CAUSE HES HUNGRY AND THE ONLY WAY TO FEED HIM IS TO SLEEP WITH A MAN FOR A LIL BIT OF MONEY WHILE HIS DAD AINT HOME
DoomReign (1:27:33 PM): cause i'm going to engage racist mode
siobhans new sn (1:27:37 PM): no
BlacknWhite Jack (1:27:41 PM): No, we're all white here.
siobhans new sn (1:27:45 PM): we're all proud members of the aryan race
BlacknWhite Jack (1:27:47 PM): Except me.
DoomReign (1:27:48 PM): alright.
BlacknWhite Jack (1:27:50 PM): I'm mexican.
klossus (1:27:54 PM): I'm a black albino
siobhans new sn (1:27:56 PM): mexicans killed kevin fu
siobhans new sn (1:27:59 PM): fuck you mexicans
BlacknWhite Jack (1:28:00 PM): So, he's a cracka.
DoomReign (1:28:07 PM): because oprah is a selfish, fat, overpaid overexaggerated stupid nigger.
BlacknWhite Jack (1:28:08 PM): Hu is Kevin Fu?
siobhans new sn (1:28:30 PM): my boobs
BlacknWhite Jack (1:28:32 PM): I hate Oprah too, personally.
DoomReign (1:28:36 PM): that's right. i said it.
siobhans new sn (1:28:47 PM): i wish she was my aunt
DoomReign (1:28:48 PM): i said "nigger".
siobhans new sn (1:28:51 PM): so she'd give me stuff
siobhans new sn (1:28:54 PM): NIGGER
siobhans new sn (1:28:56 PM): NIGGER LOVER
siobhans new sn (1:29:00 PM): NIGGER COME SLAP A BITCH
siobhans new sn (1:29:05 PM): NIGGER YOUR PENIS IS 13 INCHES
siobhans new sn (1:29:07 PM): HAY NIGGER
siobhans new sn (1:29:08 PM): NIGGER
siobhans new sn (1:29:09 PM): NIGGER
siobhans new sn (1:29:17 PM): I FEEL LIKE SLAPPING A NIGGER
DoomReign (1:29:19 PM): how do you keep a nigger out of you back yard?
siobhans new sn (1:29:23 PM): kill it
DoomReign (1:29:25 PM): hang one in the front.
Sprtan5150 has entered the chat room.
siobhans new sn (1:29:28 PM): LOL
DoomReign (1:29:39 PM): why do police dogs lick their asses?
siobhans new sn (1:29:46 PM): cause they hate niggers
DoomReign (1:29:48 PM): to get the taste of niggers out of their mouths.
siobhans new sn (1:29:51 PM): LOL
klossus (1:29:52 PM): because you touch yourself at night
Sprtan5150 (1:29:54 PM): why the shit are we talking about the fucking
siobhans new sn (1:29:59 PM): i touch myself all the time
Sprtan5150 (1:30:00 PM): racist pig...
klossus (1:30:09 PM): o.O
siobhans new sn (1:30:11 PM): john would know ;-)
Sprtan5150 (1:30:12 PM): ....
siobhans new sn (1:30:14 PM): ;-) ;-)
siobhans new sn (1:30:16 PM): ;-)
siobhans new sn (1:30:16 PM): ;-)
DoomReign (1:30:18 PM): shut up, fx, you fucking nigger.
DoomReign (1:30:21 PM): XD
Sprtan5150 (1:30:22 PM): I'd tap that
siobhans new sn (1:30:24 PM): ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)
klossus (1:30:28 PM): (> ' '(> @@)>
Sprtan5150 (1:30:28 PM): Clockworkz I will fuck j00 up
siobhans new sn (1:30:37 PM): hay john can we have phone sex later
klossus (1:30:46 PM): you should have phone sex now
siobhans new sn (1:30:52 PM): we cant
Sprtan5150 (1:30:55 PM): ...
siobhans new sn (1:30:55 PM): he has to get off the phone
DoomReign (1:30:55 PM): how do you get a nigger out of a tree?
DoomReign (1:30:58 PM): cut the rope
klossus (1:31:02 PM): cyber, d00d
DoomReign (1:31:07 PM): dude
siobhans new sn (1:31:08 PM): not as good
klossus (1:31:09 PM): Clock, STFU
DoomReign (1:31:11 PM): lets have a cyber orgy
siobhans new sn (1:31:16 PM): gahahahahaha
siobhans new sn (1:31:17 PM): LOL
klossus (1:31:17 PM): yes, lets
siobhans new sn (1:31:21 PM): you guys suck
Sprtan5150 (1:31:22 PM): what would you call the flinstones if they were black?
siobhans new sn (1:31:25 PM): phone sex is better
DoomReign (1:31:25 PM): nuh uh
BlacknWhite Jack (1:31:28 PM): You are all on crack cocaine.
siobhans new sn (1:31:28 PM): you get real audible moans
Sprtan5150 (1:31:29 PM): Niggers
BlacknWhite Jack (1:31:37 PM): Except Siobhan.
DoomReign (1:31:39 PM): my jokes are funnier.
Sprtan5150 (1:31:40 PM): Not racist
siobhans new sn (1:31:48 PM): john do you want phone sex later or not
Sprtan5150 (1:31:53 PM): I do
klossus (1:31:56 PM): CYBER!
DoomReign (1:31:57 PM): im not racist, but i do draw the line at times.
Sprtan5150 (1:31:59 PM): call me 707-293-4219
Sprtan5150 (1:32:09 PM): if you want a good time
siobhans new sn (1:32:14 PM): is that your number
siobhans new sn (1:32:16 PM): for real
siobhans new sn (1:32:16 PM): LOL
Sprtan5150 (1:32:17 PM): yep
klossus (1:32:23 PM): yeesh
DoomReign (1:32:24 PM): like: tupac is a nigger. but barrak obama is not a nigger.
BlacknWhite Jack (1:32:26 PM): Watch it's Shaddow.
klossus (1:32:33 PM): no it's not
Sprtan5150 (1:32:33 PM): you can call me right now
Sprtan5150 (1:32:36 PM): and I will pick up
Sprtan5150 (1:32:42 PM): speaking of shaddow
Sprtan5150 (1:32:53 PM): you gonna give me five bucks to punch him in the face
siobhans new sn (1:32:53 PM): obama wont be elected simply because ignorant ppl will think his name is iraqi
siobhans new sn (1:32:58 PM): omg
siobhans new sn (1:33:03 PM): you wouldnt want me anyway
klossus (1:33:05 PM): Shaddow's is 707-508-6221
siobhans new sn (1:33:08 PM): im a secret internet fattie
BlacknWhite Jack (1:33:13 PM): No she's not.
Sprtan5150 (1:33:14 PM): /shrug
Sprtan5150 (1:33:23 PM): I dont think cairoi woudl bang fatchicks
siobhans new sn (1:33:33 PM): how do you know hes banging me
klossus (1:33:35 PM): prank call Shaddow
siobhans new sn (1:33:35 PM): for real
siobhans new sn (1:33:46 PM): and i am fat :/
BlacknWhite Jack (1:33:50 PM): No, you're not.
Sprtan5150 (1:33:58 PM): every woman says she's fat
siobhans new sn (1:34:08 PM): yeah but see i am frrlz
BlacknWhite Jack (1:34:14 PM): No, you're not!!!
DoomReign (1:34:14 PM): prove it. i'll make an assessment when we can all see your boobs
siobhans new sn (1:34:15 PM): can't you tell in my pics?
DoomReign (1:34:17 PM): dont hit me john
siobhans new sn (1:34:18 PM): my arms look fattie
Sprtan5150 (1:34:24 PM): /agree with clock
siobhans new sn (1:34:26 PM): well i do have pics.....
Sprtan5150 (1:34:33 PM): He threatened to cut my balls off
klossus (1:34:33 PM): if you are comparing yourself with Xeios,then yes
Sprtan5150 (1:34:44 PM): Chris is fucking skinny
Sprtan5150 (1:34:52 PM): Pluss he is taller hen me...
DoomReign (1:34:53 PM): if your comparing yourself to a sapling, then yes.
Sprtan5150 (1:34:57 PM): So I am bitter
siobhans new sn (1:35:12 PM): ok i guess im just curvy then
DoomReign (1:35:13 PM): i'm skinnier and taller than you, chris.
Sprtan5150 (1:35:20 PM): bah
Sprtan5150 (1:35:24 PM): You have no proof
BlacknWhite Jack (1:35:29 PM): I am the next Mr. Universe.
siobhans new sn (1:35:32 PM): yay!
Sprtan5150 (1:35:33 PM): its the drugs fucking with your mind lol
klossus (1:35:35 PM): I AM THE UNIVERSE
siobhans new sn (1:35:43 PM): ive never done drugs lol
siobhans new sn (1:35:50 PM): my pleasure of choice is sexual pleasure
BlacknWhite Jack (1:35:54 PM): No, you're the secret of the universe, FX, cause you have no friends.
DoomReign (1:35:55 PM): dude, fucking.. shrooms are sweet.
siobhans new sn (1:35:57 PM): ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)
BlacknWhite Jack (1:35:57 PM): XD
Sprtan5150 (1:35:58 PM): how coincidental
Sprtan5150 (1:36:00 PM): sos mine
siobhans new sn (1:36:02 PM): LOL
DoomReign (1:36:14 PM): seriously.
siobhans new sn (1:36:22 PM): so's johns.
DoomReign (1:36:30 PM): i saw tony the tiger and that little lucky charms fucker last time i did em.
BlacknWhite Jack (1:36:35 PM): XDXDXDXD
DoomReign (1:36:40 PM): i shit you not.
siobhans new sn (1:36:47 PM): omg
siobhans new sn (1:36:48 PM): really
DoomReign (1:36:51 PM): and this after i smoked two blunts of haze to the face.
siobhans new sn (1:36:52 PM): i'll have to tell my friend julia
siobhans new sn (1:36:56 PM): she's wanted to try forever
Sprtan5150 (1:36:56 PM): ...Pink christina aguilara demons
DoomReign (1:37:00 PM): so i was fuuuucked UP.
BlacknWhite Jack (1:37:05 PM): There's a reason there are drugs called Special K.
BlacknWhite Jack (1:37:11 PM): Kellogs, y'know.
siobhans new sn (1:37:15 PM): NO HESITATION NO DELAY YOU COME ON JUST LIKE SPECIAL K
klossus (1:37:20 PM): those are from Ridalin j00 n00b
siobhans new sn (1:37:24 PM): JUST LIKE I SWALLOWED HALF MY STASH I NEVER EVER WANNA CRASH
siobhans new sn (1:37:29 PM): Photo10.jpg
Sprtan5150 (1:37:31 PM): I'd tap that...^
siobhans new sn (1:37:33 PM): is that the cleavage pic
siobhans new sn (1:37:35 PM): cause there is none there
siobhans new sn (1:37:36 PM): at all
siobhans new sn (1:37:45 PM): unless you like teensy boobiez
siobhans new sn (1:37:46 PM): BITTIES
siobhans new sn (1:37:53 PM): theres a necklace
BlacknWhite Jack (1:37:54 PM): You do not have small boobs at all, babe.
siobhans new sn (1:37:56 PM): btu thats about it
DoomReign (1:37:56 PM): tits or gtfo
DoomReign (1:37:57 PM): XD
Sprtan5150 (1:38:02 PM): /agree with john
siobhans new sn (1:38:03 PM): LOL john
Sprtan5150 (1:38:20 PM): *fap* *fap* *fap
DoomReign (1:38:26 PM): spartan.
Sprtan5150 (1:38:27 PM): Noah dont turn around
DoomReign (1:38:28 PM): no.
Sprtan5150 (1:38:33 PM): you will see soemthing you dont want to see
Sprtan5150 (1:38:34 PM): lol
klossus (1:38:34 PM): AAAAAAAAAA
DoomReign (1:38:38 PM): yeah
DoomReign (1:38:39 PM): your right
siobhans new sn (1:38:41 PM): its not that revealing at all
DoomReign (1:38:46 PM): i dont wanna see your pussy, chris.
siobhans new sn (1:38:46 PM): do you guys watch porn?? ever???
siobhans new sn (1:38:53 PM): because you see a lot more
Sprtan5150 (1:38:53 PM): lol
siobhans new sn (1:38:54 PM): lol
klossus (1:38:59 PM): All thte time, biatch
Sprtan5150 (1:39:04 PM): I was watching pr0n on noahs wii
BlacknWhite Jack (1:39:08 PM): Watch your tongue, mothafucka.
BlacknWhite Jack (1:39:15 PM): No cursing at my girlfriend.
DoomReign (1:39:18 PM): i watch porn.
DoomReign (1:39:20 PM): but like
BlacknWhite Jack (1:39:22 PM): We know.
Sprtan5150 (1:39:24 PM): You also draw it
siobhans new sn (1:39:29 PM): hentai
siobhans new sn (1:39:33 PM): woot
DoomReign (1:39:34 PM): porn stars and sluts get old and boring
Sprtan5150 (1:39:34 PM): Correct
DoomReign (1:39:48 PM): which is why we crave amateur, fresh, original stuff.
siobhans new sn (1:39:50 PM): LOL
DoomReign (1:39:57 PM): like john's girlfriend for exam- :x
BlacknWhite Jack (1:40:03 PM): Pr0n stars also get old and wrinkly, but some people like it that way.
siobhans new sn (1:40:09 PM): LOL
siobhans new sn (1:40:11 PM): omh
siobhans new sn (1:40:11 PM): haha
klossus (1:40:21 PM): spartan lost the chat...
siobhans new sn (1:40:22 PM): well john gets lots of sex when i see him
siobhans new sn (1:40:31 PM): ^___^
DoomReign (1:40:48 PM): shut up. shut up shut up shut up. i want sex and i'm not getting it.
DoomReign (1:40:57 PM): seniorita del righty isnt cutting it.
Sprtan5150 (1:41:07 PM): ^ agree's with the above statements
BlacknWhite Jack (1:41:09 PM): XDXDXDXDXD
siobhans new sn (1:41:11 PM): i love sex
siobhans new sn (1:41:13 PM): i can't get enough
siobhans new sn (1:41:20 PM): sometimes john tells me to stop touching him
siobhans new sn (1:41:20 PM): lol
klossus (1:41:23 PM): I could help with that
Sprtan5150 (1:41:25 PM): John I want your girlfriend
BlacknWhite Jack (1:41:25 PM): No, I don't.
siobhans new sn (1:41:27 PM): LOL
BlacknWhite Jack (1:41:30 PM): I have never said that.
siobhans new sn (1:41:32 PM): like once you did
BlacknWhite Jack (1:41:32 PM): Ever.
BlacknWhite Jack (1:41:35 PM): No.
siobhans new sn (1:41:35 PM): ONCE YOU DID
siobhans new sn (1:41:37 PM): YEA
siobhans new sn (1:41:38 PM): omg
BlacknWhite Jack (1:41:39 PM): No I haven't.
siobhans new sn (1:41:41 PM): maybe im dreaming
BlacknWhite Jack (1:41:44 PM): You are.
siobhans new sn (1:41:48 PM): but youknow sometimes in public!!
siobhans new sn (1:41:50 PM): when i would!!
siobhans new sn (1:41:51 PM): i thought you did
BlacknWhite Jack (1:42:01 PM): Bullshit, I'm the affectionate one in public.
klossus (1:42:04 PM): nah, if she were dreaming, i would be there
DoomReign (1:42:05 PM): siobhan, can i kill him so you can fuck me instead?
BlacknWhite Jack (1:42:13 PM): Ethan, I swear.
siobhans new sn (1:42:18 PM): i love my johnny :-)
DoomReign (1:42:28 PM): who's ethan?
BlacknWhite Jack (1:42:43 PM): I remember you did the damn Guess my name thing.
BlacknWhite Jack (1:42:50 PM): Ethan Sell, right?
Sprtan5150 (1:42:58 PM): You so dont know my name
klossus (1:42:58 PM): I knowz your name
klossus (1:43:04 PM): CHRIS WISTOCK
DoomReign (1:43:07 PM): no
siobhans new sn (1:43:10 PM): NO john
DoomReign (1:43:10 PM): its Evan
siobhans new sn (1:43:13 PM): i dont mean like kissing
Sprtan5150 (1:43:14 PM): YOU FUCKER
siobhans new sn (1:43:18 PM): when i would touch your peen
DoomReign (1:43:20 PM): get it right! >=O
BlacknWhite Jack (1:43:25 PM): Evan?
Sprtan5150 (1:43:26 PM): *throws wiimotes at noah
DoomReign (1:43:28 PM): yes
BlacknWhite Jack (1:43:30 PM): Rigght!
BlacknWhite Jack (1:43:39 PM): I am a nigga sometimes.
BlacknWhite Jack (1:43:47 PM): By golly.
Sprtan5150 (1:43:50 PM): I threw a ruler instead
DoomReign (1:43:51 PM): and dammit, your girl is ASKING to be raped with a mouth like that XD
BlacknWhite Jack (1:43:56 PM): ...
BlacknWhite Jack (1:43:57 PM): WHAT?!
DoomReign (1:44:02 PM): "i wanna touch your peen"
DoomReign (1:44:07 PM): in front of perfect strangers.
DoomReign (1:44:13 PM): damn.
DoomReign (1:44:16 PM): i wish i was you, man.
BlacknWhite Jack (1:44:17 PM): I wanna shoot you if you think about it.
siobhans new sn (1:44:19 PM): i don't care, i'm just an open person
Sprtan5150 (1:44:36 PM): ... reminds me of sarah
DoomReign (1:44:42 PM): john, you should know better than to take what i say seriously.
klossus (1:44:57 PM): j00...
BlacknWhite Jack (1:45:01 PM): I'm not taking chances.
BlacknWhite Jack (1:45:04 PM): *cocks rifle*
siobhans new sn (1:45:08 PM): you said cock
DoomReign (1:45:08 PM): you should.
klossus (1:45:12 PM): be careful of AIDS
DoomReign (1:45:13 PM): XDXDXD
siobhans new sn (1:45:14 PM): sucky sucky
DoomReign (1:45:18 PM): pool's closed due to aids.
Sprtan5150 (1:45:18 PM): ...What rifle
klossus (1:45:25 PM): or even worse... SUPER AIDS
Sprtan5150 (1:45:27 PM): Which specific rifle
klossus (1:45:34 PM): Spartan got aids, off a pole he found
siobhans new sn (1:45:37 PM): eew haha
BlacknWhite Jack (1:45:40 PM): That sucks.
DoomReign (1:45:40 PM): you dont even get the joke, FX.
Sprtan5150 (1:45:49 PM): You using a boltaction rifle?
siobhans new sn (1:45:50 PM): Lol omg guys
siobhans new sn (1:45:51 PM): chillz
siobhans new sn (1:45:53 PM): omg
DoomReign (1:45:59 PM): AIDs? I have Aids.
siobhans new sn (1:46:03 PM): i dont
DoomReign (1:46:05 PM): financial aid.
BlacknWhite Jack (1:46:07 PM): Lunch aids!
BlacknWhite Jack (1:46:08 PM): XD
Sprtan5150 (1:46:09 PM): I have a remington 500
Sprtan5150 (1:46:11 PM): it fucking owns
siobhans new sn (1:46:14 PM): john took my virginity
Sprtan5150 (1:46:19 PM): I also have my Ruger 10/22
siobhans new sn (1:46:19 PM): and he didnt have aids either
siobhans new sn (1:46:23 PM): and ive never been with anyoneelse
siobhans new sn (1:46:25 PM): so no aids
DoomReign (1:46:27 PM): i dont care about guns.
klossus (1:46:31 PM): right now, I fucking hate you Cairoi....
DoomReign (1:46:33 PM): all iknow is that they shoot bullets.
DoomReign (1:46:37 PM): into heads.
DoomReign (1:46:42 PM): of people that i dont like.
Sprtan5150 (1:46:44 PM): Boomstick?
DoomReign (1:46:46 PM): *glares at FX*
Sprtan5150 (1:46:52 PM): AND THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!!!!
klossus (1:46:57 PM): THIS... IS... MY... BO... FUCK
siobhans new sn (1:47:06 PM): johns boomstick is yum
siobhans new sn (1:47:08 PM): delish
DoomReign (1:47:21 PM): *throws up hands*
klossus (1:47:24 PM): mine is better
DoomReign (1:47:26 PM): there she goes again.
siobhans new sn (1:47:36 PM): LMFAO
DoomReign (1:47:37 PM): mine tastes a bit like butterscotch.
siobhans new sn (1:47:39 PM): hahahahahahahhahahahah
BlacknWhite Jack (1:47:42 PM): ...
BlacknWhite Jack (1:47:47 PM): How do you know?
siobhans new sn (1:47:48 PM): klossus i thought you were into john
Sprtan5150 (1:47:50 PM): lol noahs dumping the footage from the dinner theaer
DoomReign (1:47:53 PM): i've been told.
DoomReign (1:47:57 PM): by several women
Sprtan5150 (1:48:01 PM): he's been in john
Sprtan5150 (1:48:03 PM): /chuckle
DoomReign (1:48:05 PM): with whom i've had oral sexual relations with
Sprtan5150 (1:48:13 PM): I look like a badass in tha fedora
BlacknWhite Jack (1:48:19 PM): Senorita again?
Sprtan5150 (1:48:22 PM): that costume from tha night was so fucking awesome
siobhans new sn (1:48:33 PM): im lost
Sprtan5150 (1:48:35 PM): I am so stealing tha overcao from tony
DoomReign (1:48:38 PM): no
Sprtan5150 (1:48:58 PM): you dont know what I am alkin about lol
DoomReign (1:48:59 PM): rebecca, diana, carlie, and michelle.
DoomReign (1:49:03 PM): women from my college.
Sprtan5150 (1:49:03 PM): oh lol
BlacknWhite Jack (1:49:12 PM): 4 Fingas, one hand!
siobhans new sn (1:49:12 PM): it's better when you're in love
DoomReign (1:49:13 PM): with nice tits, and a great body.
Sprtan5150 (1:49:14 PM): intarweb girlfriends?
siobhans new sn (1:49:14 PM): :-)
klossus (1:49:27 PM): people, you need to type my name into urban dictionary (noah)
DoomReign (1:49:30 PM): fuck love. all i want is some clam tacos.
siobhans new sn (1:49:34 PM): HAHAHA
klossus (1:49:36 PM): that is a great description of me
siobhans new sn (1:49:51 PM): my boobs suck
BlacknWhite Jack (1:49:57 PM): NO THEY DONT
Sprtan5150 (1:50:12 PM): I have a height fetish lol
Sprtan5150 (1:50:22 PM): so how tall are j00?
klossus (1:50:26 PM): I spun around right when I read taht
DoomReign (1:50:29 PM): let me see. i'll tell you if they suck or not.
siobhans new sn (1:50:33 PM): 5'6"
siobhans new sn (1:50:44 PM): i do have pics~~~~
klossus (1:50:45 PM): lol, i think I'm taller than anyone here
siobhans new sn (1:50:51 PM): of my tataz~~~~~
BlacknWhite Jack (1:51:03 PM): No she doesn't.
Sprtan5150 (1:51:05 PM): share
DoomReign (1:51:11 PM): spartan!
Sprtan5150 (1:51:13 PM): *knocks john outt*
klossus (1:51:14 PM): sharing is caring
Sprtan5150 (1:51:18 PM): he isnt around now
DoomReign (1:51:19 PM): that's no way to speak to a lady.
siobhans new sn (1:51:31 PM): lol.................
DoomReign (1:51:34 PM): this is how you speak to a lady:
DoomReign (1:51:41 PM): "Get me a sammich, woman!"
siobhans new sn (1:51:46 PM): fuck yes
Sprtan5150 (1:51:54 PM): *pulls tranq gun and chambers dart...aims at john...Fires*
siobhans new sn (1:52:00 PM): nah i have another pic of my clothed tits somewhere
DoomReign (1:52:02 PM): oooh!
klossus (1:52:02 PM): *el shankys DoomReign*
DoomReign (1:52:04 PM): i call anus!
siobhans new sn (1:52:07 PM): plenty of thoz
klossus (1:52:23 PM): I Call John!
DoomReign (1:52:27 PM): ew
DoomReign (1:52:28 PM): fag
BlacknWhite Jack (1:52:28 PM): O.O
siobhans new sn (1:52:31 PM): lol
siobhans new sn (1:52:33 PM): get the fuck away
siobhans new sn (1:52:38 PM): i'll fucking smack you up real good
DoomReign (1:52:39 PM): the cat's outta the bag now.
siobhans new sn (1:52:40 PM): you wanna go bitch
klossus (1:52:49 PM): *pulls out knife*
Sprtan5150 (1:52:50 PM): I always thought you were out there
klossus (1:52:52 PM): BRING IT ON!
siobhans new sn (1:53:01 PM): punches u in da nose
klossus (1:53:09 PM): *dodges*
Sprtan5150 (1:53:14 PM): His *knife(
klossus (1:53:17 PM): *stabs at back*
Sprtan5150 (1:53:19 PM): is a box cutter
siobhans new sn (1:53:21 PM): dies
klossus (1:53:27 PM): that's the one I carry
klossus (1:53:31 PM): but this is internets
Sprtan5150 (1:53:34 PM): that he wipes fingerprints off of with his ungloved thumb
klossus (1:53:35 PM): I got a machete
BlacknWhite Jack (1:53:38 PM): *Saves Siobhan*
siobhans new sn (1:53:40 PM): :-)
BlacknWhite Jack (1:53:52 PM): *kills Noah and Chris*
BlacknWhite Jack (1:54:00 PM): *Evan hasn't really done anything, he can live*
BlacknWhite Jack (1:54:03 PM): *I suppose*
Sprtan5150 (1:54:26 PM): ...Your unconcsious
klossus (1:54:27 PM): *rapes Cairoi*
DoomReign (1:54:34 PM): *rapes your gf*
DoomReign (1:54:36 PM): nowi have
siobhans new sn (1:54:37 PM): no
siobhans new sn (1:54:38 PM): :-(
siobhans new sn (1:54:43 PM): :-(
BlacknWhite Jack (1:54:45 PM): There shall be no raping.
BlacknWhite Jack (1:54:48 PM): Proclaimed the Lord.
DoomReign (1:54:49 PM): jk sweetie.
siobhans new sn (1:54:55 PM): thanks :-)
DoomReign (1:55:03 PM): yo, chris, fx...
DoomReign (1:55:09 PM): gang rape on siobhan!
BlacknWhite Jack (1:55:19 PM): That's not funny.
BlacknWhite Jack (1:55:23 PM): Stay the fuck away.
klossus (1:55:26 PM): CHARGE!
siobhans new sn (1:55:36 PM): trust me john's cock is enough for me
Sprtan5150 (1:55:37 PM): *tranqs John again*
siobhans new sn (1:55:40 PM): and he's so good at it
Sprtan5150 (1:55:47 PM): He can only be in one hole at once...
klossus (1:55:48 PM): *amputates John*
siobhans new sn (1:55:51 PM): yeah well
klossus (1:55:54 PM): now he aint
siobhans new sn (1:55:54 PM): if you try anything with my ass
siobhans new sn (1:55:56 PM): i swear to god
siobhans new sn (1:55:58 PM): you wont HAVE a penis
Sprtan5150 (1:56:07 PM): You that tight?
siobhans new sn (1:56:11 PM): dsjgdsjgkdjg
siobhans new sn (1:56:14 PM): ]:O
Sprtan5150 (1:56:15 PM): thats kinky
BlacknWhite Jack (1:56:21 PM): No, I mean I'll cut you if you get close to her.
BlacknWhite Jack (1:56:31 PM): Eunich Pride, you'll learn.
klossus (1:56:52 PM): I can be in two holes at once
Sprtan5150 (1:56:54 PM): you'll be o busy up front
siobhans new sn (1:56:57 PM): john gives me all the sex i need
siobhans new sn (1:57:01 PM): and its fucking
siobhans new sn (1:57:04 PM): awesome
siobhans new sn (1:57:06 PM): :-)
Sprtan5150 (1:57:07 PM): I can give you more then you need...
klossus (1:57:08 PM): no he doesn't, I amputated him
siobhans new sn (1:57:13 PM): LOL stfu
Sprtan5150 (1:57:23 PM): you wont know what to do when your not fucking me lol
siobhans new sn (1:57:23 PM): he wears me out~
DoomReign (1:57:34 PM): john, shut up, you're amputated and unconscious.
DoomReign (1:57:36 PM): act the part, man
Sprtan5150 (1:57:42 PM): I would wear you out...can you say multiple orgasms in a few minutes
BlacknWhite Jack (1:57:42 PM): How about no?
DoomReign (1:57:45 PM): XD
klossus (1:57:50 PM): you got no choice
siobhans new sn (1:57:58 PM): it's not that easy for chix to orgasm r u aware
BlacknWhite Jack (1:58:14 PM): I'm pretty sure I am cut free, and awake on my computer far from all of you.
klossus (1:58:16 PM): greatest... conversation... evar
siobhans new sn (1:58:32 PM): ill show you my tits if you dont rape me
BlacknWhite Jack (1:58:39 PM): ]:O
klossus (1:58:41 PM): well, I'll amputate you for real when I come up there, and then I'll take your GF for my own!
klossus (1:58:51 PM): and that doesn't make sense, cuz we can see them if we do rape you...
Sprtan5150 (1:58:53 PM): Sounds fair to me
BlacknWhite Jack (1:59:02 PM): Come try and cut me mothafucka.
BlacknWhite Jack (1:59:08 PM): I'll be packing heat.
Sprtan5150 (1:59:16 PM): and while it USUALLY takes longer for chicks to have orgs. I am so damn good
siobhans new sn (1:59:39 PM): what if you dont like them
klossus (1:59:40 PM): Girl, I'm like pringles
Sprtan5150 (1:59:44 PM): i am ftmw
siobhans new sn (1:59:47 PM): my tits are gross
klossus (1:59:49 PM): once you pop, you just don't stop
Sprtan5150 (1:59:57 PM): once you...fuck
Sprtan5150 (2:00:07 PM): damn it was loggin in on craptop
klossus (2:00:36 PM): WHO LIKES SHORT SHORTS?
DoomReign (2:01:09 PM): you arent funny and that's sad
DoomReign (2:01:09 PM): D:
siobhans new sn (2:01:17 PM): i have a pic
siobhans new sn (2:01:21 PM): its old
siobhans new sn (2:01:24 PM): of johns name on my bewbz
siobhans new sn (2:01:25 PM): LOL
Sprtan5150 (2:01:48 PM): lol
Sprtan5150 (2:01:53 PM): I want to see
siobhans new sn (2:02:13 PM): k
siobhans new sn (2:02:15 PM): http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/shivygrl/Dsc05675.jpg
DoomReign (2:02:31 PM): *anime nosebleed*
DoomReign (2:02:57 PM): huh. everyone's too bus jerking off to reply.
siobhans new sn (2:03:04 PM): wtf
Sprtan5150 (2:03:06 PM): lol
siobhans new sn (2:03:09 PM): ol
Sprtan5150 (2:03:15 PM): noahs dad is behind me cant do that
DoomReign (2:03:37 PM): he's behind you?
Sprtan5150 (2:03:40 PM): ...
DoomReign (2:03:43 PM): i didnt know you like older men
siobhans new sn (2:03:46 PM): LMFAO
Sprtan5150 (2:03:51 PM): should rephrase that
DoomReign (2:04:30 PM): "Noah's dad is fucking my asshole right now."
DoomReign (2:04:37 PM): 10 steps ahead of you.
Sprtan5150 (2:04:51 PM): ...
siobhans new sn (2:04:52 PM): http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/shivygrl/CUUUTESOAD.jpg
siobhans new sn (2:04:54 PM): people i bang
siobhans new sn (2:05:02 PM): every day
siobhans new sn (2:05:05 PM): of my life
DoomReign (2:05:17 PM): john.
DoomReign (2:05:20 PM): she's cheating on you
DoomReign (2:05:24 PM): with the backstreet boys.
siobhans new sn (2:05:25 PM): hahaha i kid i kid
Sprtan5150 (2:05:27 PM): how does that make you feel
siobhans new sn (2:05:27 PM): lol
siobhans new sn (2:05:30 PM): thats system of a down
siobhans new sn (2:05:31 PM): LOL
DoomReign (2:05:36 PM): they suck.
siobhans new sn (2:05:39 PM): .......
siobhans new sn (2:05:41 PM): ...........
siobhans new sn (2:05:43 PM): :-(
siobhans new sn (2:05:45 PM): :-(
BlacknWhite Jack (2:05:47 PM): You just said the worst thing possible.
klossus (2:05:56 PM): siobhans new sn (1:48:25 PM): ugh screw you:-(klossus (1:48:31 PM): yes, pleasesiobhans new sn (1:49:54 PM): oksiobhans new sn (1:49:55 PM): bangs u
siobhans new sn (2:06:02 PM): :-(
DoomReign (2:06:07 PM): they were good when they first started out.
DoomReign (2:06:17 PM): now they're trying to lose their fans, and its evident.
DoomReign (2:06:21 PM): besides.
siobhans new sn (2:06:25 PM): i admit that their most recent albums can't compare to their self titled or steal this album
siobhans new sn (2:06:30 PM): well, they're on a break
DoomReign (2:06:34 PM): i'm more into satanic melodic norwiegan black metal.
siobhans new sn (2:06:44 PM): i don't have a genre
siobhans new sn (2:06:56 PM): though i happen to be particularly devoted to system
DoomReign (2:07:07 PM): Dark Tranquility, Cradle of Filth, Behemoth, Emperor, Vader, Dimmu Borgir...
siobhans new sn (2:07:10 PM): regardless of their music
siobhans new sn (2:07:25 PM): i listen to lots of stuff you would consider shit
siobhans new sn (2:08:11 PM): http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/shivygrl/Dsc04909.jpg
DoomReign (2:08:12 PM): probably
siobhans new sn (2:08:16 PM): fav pic in the world
DoomReign (2:08:24 PM): cairoi's makin bacon.
siobhans new sn (2:08:27 PM): nah
siobhans new sn (2:08:29 PM): bagel
DoomReign (2:08:42 PM): dude, john...
DoomReign (2:08:55 PM): you should me making HER do it. that;'s why she's THERE.
siobhans new sn (2:09:10 PM): LMFAO
siobhans new sn (2:09:29 PM): OMG
siobhans new sn (2:09:36 PM): I FOUND A PERFECT TIT PIC
siobhans new sn (2:09:42 PM): WHERE YOU CAN SEEM Y GROSS FAT AND TITS
siobhans new sn (2:09:50 PM): http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/shivygrl/boobahz.jpg
DoomReign (2:11:50 PM): mama...
siobhans new sn (2:12:06 PM): omg :-(
siobhans new sn (2:12:09 PM): everyone died
DoomReign (2:12:11 PM): no
DoomReign (2:12:15 PM): their all jerking off. again.,
siobhans new sn (2:12:23 PM):
DoomReign (2:12:25 PM): and noah's dad is probably fucking chris again.
Sprtan5150 (2:12:28 PM): nah
Sprtan5150 (2:12:33 PM): my intarwebs is lagging
Sprtan5150 (2:12:41 PM): its liks dying
siobhans new sn (2:12:48 PM): kewl
BlacknWhite Jack (2:12:57 PM): So, Noah is.
klossus (2:13:04 PM): I unplugged my craptop, which is what he's using
BlacknWhite Jack (2:13:05 PM): XD
klossus (2:13:15 PM): and it only hold about 15 minutes of power
BlacknWhite Jack (2:13:16 PM): Yeah, sure.
BlacknWhite Jack (2:13:21 PM): Excuses, excuses.
klossus (2:13:22 PM): so, it's lagxxorzing
siobhans new sn (2:13:24 PM): lol
Sprtan5150 (2:13:27 PM): k
siobhans new sn (2:13:31 PM): i love you john :-)
klossus (2:13:38 PM): me too
siobhans new sn (2:14:00 PM): I LOVE ROUG HSExk
BlacknWhite Jack (2:14:07 PM): I love you too, babe.
siobhans new sn (2:14:11 PM): :-)
BlacknWhite Jack (2:14:11 PM): Not you, Noah.
siobhans new sn (2:14:58 PM): yawnz
DoomReign (2:15:04 PM): oh, dude
DoomReign (2:15:10 PM): Ozzfest is FREE this year
siobhans new sn (2:15:17 PM): i know
siobhans new sn (2:15:25 PM): this ugly kid named john shaw told me earlier this year
siobhans new sn (2:15:27 PM): i was like shit
siobhans new sn (2:15:31 PM): systems not going to be there
siobhans new sn (2:15:34 PM): cries
DoomReign (2:15:36 PM): sweet.
siobhans new sn (2:15:37 PM): YES THATS ALL I CARE ABOUT
siobhans new sn (2:15:39 PM): fuck you
siobhans new sn (2:15:41 PM): :-(
siobhans new sn (2:15:48 PM): no more titty pix
Sprtan5150 (2:15:51 PM): fucking 8 minues of power
siobhans new sn (2:15:53 PM): or more if you think its gross
siobhans new sn (2:16:03 PM): WHICHEVER PAINS u
siobhans new sn (2:16:22 PM): john
siobhans new sn (2:16:27 PM): john
siobhans new sn (2:16:28 PM): john
siobhans new sn (2:16:29 PM): john
siobhans new sn (2:16:33 PM): fuck me really hard right now
siobhans new sn (2:16:36 PM): johnhnjhnn
siobhans new sn (2:16:40 PM): johnhnhnhnhnhnhnhn
siobhans new sn (2:16:42 PM): hjnhnhnhn
klossus (2:16:46 PM): *pulls out camera*
BlacknWhite Jack (2:16:58 PM): *kicks out camera and goes to Siobhan*
klossus (2:17:14 PM): *pulls out new camera*
siobhans new sn (2:17:15 PM): hehe
siobhans new sn (2:17:26 PM): no seriously i miss sex
siobhans new sn (2:17:32 PM): which is probably why i keep talking about it
klossus (2:17:35 PM): I odn't...
siobhans new sn (2:17:37 PM): which is why john needs to come over
siobhans new sn (2:17:41 PM): to mah
siobhans new sn (2:17:44 PM): BEDRUM
klossus (2:17:45 PM): of course... I can't miss it, because...
klossus (2:17:52 PM): *cries*
siobhans new sn (2:17:55 PM): john come visit me
klossus (2:18:04 PM): *puts on John suit*
klossus (2:18:06 PM): on my way
BlacknWhite Jack (2:18:07 PM): I plan on it, babycakes.
BlacknWhite Jack (2:18:12 PM): SHUT UP, NOAH
siobhans new sn (2:18:15 PM): soon :-(
siobhans new sn (2:18:21 PM): i miss yer secks
siobhans new sn (2:18:24 PM): seriously
Sprtan5150 (2:18:51 PM): I can fill in for that
klossus (2:19:12 PM): Brendan looks better in the fedora than Spartan
siobhans new sn (2:19:23 PM): well how big is ur schlong
siobhans new sn (2:19:27 PM): maybe ill consider you
klossus (2:19:32 PM): mine touches the ground
siobhans new sn (2:19:35 PM): LOL
Sprtan5150 (2:19:46 PM): 8 inchs
Sprtan5150 (2:19:57 PM): thick 900 feet long
BlacknWhite Jack (2:20:11 PM): That makes no sense.
klossus (2:20:12 PM): now that's just too big
Sprtan5150 (2:20:14 PM): might cause some discomfor at first
klossus (2:20:18 PM): you can't even see her
siobhans new sn (2:20:19 PM): haha
DoomReign (2:20:30 PM): I WANNA SEE SOME TITTIES ALREADY.
Sprtan5150 (2:20:35 PM): cross country sexings
klossus (2:20:36 PM): and it will probably get run over by a car in the distance between
klossus (2:20:42 PM): cars are his one true weakness
siobhans new sn (2:20:43 PM): i showed you my tits
klossus (2:22:18 PM): /afk
siobhans new sn (2:22:20 PM): kk
DoomReign (2:22:38 PM): I WANNA SEE SOME BARE ASS TITIES ALREADY*
siobhans new sn (2:22:51 PM): only john has those
siobhans new sn (2:22:59 PM): you'll have to ask him
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siobhans new sn (2:24:24 PM): byez
siobhans new sn (2:25:14 PM): dances in dead chat
DoomReign (2:26:46 PM): john
DoomReign (2:26:51 PM): give me some boobage.
BlacknWhite Jack (2:27:48 PM): Nope!
BlacknWhite Jack (2:27:50 PM): :-D
siobhans new sn (2:30:53 PM): lala
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Siobhan.

Red Paragoomba








Since: 02-15-07
From: Boston

Since last post: 6024 days
Last activity: 5065 days
Posted on 03-04-07 06:43 PM Link | Quote
HAHAHAHAHHAHA omg i sound like such a hobag
Ryan

Ptooie
Is back!









Since: 10-01-04
From: Stafford, UK

Since last post: 4405 days
Last activity: 4366 days
Posted on 03-27-07 04:17 PM Link | Quote
And here is what happens when I get bored and drag Vulkar into random convos...

Ryan || says (20:27):
Hio.
Vulkar says (20:27):
Hi.
Ryan || says (20:27):
How are you?
Vulkar says (20:27):
Good, and you?
Ryan || says (20:27):
I'm fine thanks.
Ryan || says (20:28):
[/usual conversation]
ARE YOU A MOONANITE!?
Ryan || says (20:28):
Wait, that's just as random as some topics we... converse...
Vulkar says (20:28):
lol, we've already had that one I think...
Ryan || says (20:28):
ARE YOU A JUPITERANITE!?!
Vulkar says (20:28):
Argh, you discovered it!
Vulkar says (20:29):
Now you must die, before you spread my secret!
Ryan || says (20:29):
Hello! I'd like to order four thousand pizzas... TO YOUR MUM!!! You better hurry, cos, uh, um... your refridgerators running! OOOOHHHH, ICE COLD!
Vulkar says (20:29):
If by that you mean it doesn't burn...YEP!
Ryan || says (20:30):
No... It doesn't...
Ryan || says (20:30):
BUT THIS DOES *Flamethrowers*
Ryan || says (20:30):
Yes, flamethrower can also be a verb.
Ryan || says (20:30):
I MADE IT UP!
Ryan || says (20:30):
So it's automatically part of the English language.
Ryan || says (20:30):
Because I'm British.
Ryan || says (20:30):
So there!
Vulkar says (20:30):
*hairsoap in your eyesed*
Ryan || says (20:31):
Sorry, I always wear goggles.
Ryan || says (20:31):
Except for when I'm swimmingh.
Vulkar says (20:31):
*lempon in your papercuts*
Ryan || says (20:32):
Sorry, but I don't have any paper cuts.
Ryan || says (20:32):
Also, lemons disintergrate as soon as they come into contact with me.
Vulkar says (20:32):
*papercuts you, and then puts...habonero sauce in it!*
Ryan || says (20:33):
I've never heard of habonero sauce, so it doesn't exist, so I only receive a little bit of pain from the paper cut itself.
Vulkar says (20:33):
Fine...jalapeno sauce!
Vulkar says (20:33):
With extra vinegar!
Ryan || says (20:33):
Damn it, I've heard of that...
Ryan || says (20:34):
At least it isn't my one true weakness...
Vulkar says (20:34):
*puts orange jelly in your papercut*
Ryan || says (20:34):
*dies as soon as I see it*
Vulkar says (20:34):
Muahahahahahaaaaa!
Vulkar says (20:34):
*eats the remaining orange jelly.*
Ryan || says (20:36):
*Auto-life activates*
Ryan || says (20:36):
*Casts zombie*
Ryan || says (20:36):
*Casts life*
Ryan || says (20:36):
I win.
Vulkar says (20:36):
*casts repell undead.*
Ryan || says (20:36):
That's not a final fantasy spell!!!
Vulkar says (20:36):
*casts super explosive fireball of electricity of doom!*
Ryan || says (20:36):
You lose!
Vulkar says (20:37):
We were doing final fantasy?!
Ryan || says (20:37):
I hope you're prepared for this move: ELEGANT SPINNING DESTINY!!!
Vulkar says (20:37):
*casts bahumat*
Ryan || says (20:37):
*Casts Eden*
Ryan || says (20:37):
I win.
Vulkar says (20:37):
*casts omnislash.*
Vulkar says (20:38):
*casts...Sephiroth!* ...using FF8 rules about bosses.
Ryan || says (20:38):
HOW DARE YOU CASTS A FF7 BOSS WITH FF8 RULES!?!?!
Ryan || says (20:38):
Now the universe is going to- *Universe collapses*
Vulkar says (20:39):
*mops the floor with Ryan, for I am in another universe, as shown by my first attack!*
Ryan || says (20:39):
Your first attack was hairsoap in my eyes...
Vulkar says (20:39):
Okay...my fourth attack!
Ryan || says (20:40):
Putting orange jelly on my papercut?
Vulkar says (20:40):
That was the third.
Vulkar says (20:40):
Hairsoap, lemons, orange jelly, and then repell undead.
Ryan || says (20:40):
Actually, it was the fifth.
Ryan || says (20:41):
Hairsoap, lemons, haboreno sauce, jalepeno sauce, orange jelly.
Vulkar says (20:41):
Oh yeah!
Vulkar says (20:41):
Okay, my sixth and seventh attacks!
Vulkar says (20:42):
*slashes Ryan with his super enchanted and all powerful sword which can kill the daedra!
Ryan || says (20:42):
*Miss*
Ryan || says (20:42):
*Pokes.*
Vulkar says (20:42):
Curse you Final Fantasy rules!
Vulkar says (20:42):
*cuts off Ryan's finger, and rolls a 20!*
Ryan || says (20:43):
Rolling a 20 causes an automatic restoration of the attackee's life.
Vulkar says (20:43):
What?!
Ryan || says (20:43):
*My life is restored*
Ryan || says (20:43):
*Casts Ultima*
Vulkar says (20:43):
*casts Diamond weapon*
Ryan || says (20:44):
This plot's stupid... Let's do a different plot!
Vulkar says (20:44):
*casts Batman, who I captured in one of the secret secret parts of FF8*
Vulkar says (20:44):
Alright!
Vulkar says (20:45):
*ducks, and turns into a ninja*
Ryan || says (20:46):
Just reply to THIS http://board.xeogaming.net/thread.php?id=9580&page=0#lastpost
Vulkar says (20:46):
*Ninja flames Ryan*
Ryan || says (20:47):
YOU'RE A NINJA FLAME!!!
Vulkar says (20:47):
*sticks his sword into Ryan-san.*
Ryan || says (20:47):
I SAID WE'RE DOING A DIFFERENT PLOT!!!
Ryan || says (20:47):
Now let me write it!
Ryan || says (20:49):
Deep in an underwater planet in the centre of the universe, two... Dudes... Crash landed into the planet's core. It is up to Ryan, Alex, Teundusia and Jaques to find out the dark secret about the planet and escape back to Earth.
Ryan || says (20:49):
there.
Vulkar says (20:50):
*Alex destroys the earth with his super psychic powers.* There, now we only have to find out the secret!
Ryan || says (20:50):
But... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but...
Ryan || says (20:50):
NOW THE SECRET HAS BEEN DESTROYED!!!
Ryan || says (20:51):
And anyway, since when did you have psychic powers?
Vulkar says (20:51):
Erm...oops?
Ryan || says (20:51):
lol.
Ryan || says (20:52):
More Plot: So, with Alex finding out he actually has no psychic powers, the group move forward through the cold core of the planet where they stumble upon some ancient scrolls, left there by the Jupiteranites.
Ryan || says (20:54):
*Ryan pokes Alex* Have you got any weapons? Like a pistol? Or are you relying on the uber sim battle character that the writed force you to bring like me?
Vulkar says (20:55):
*Alex smiles.* Neither, if I'm going to die, having a super weapon son't help me, just because the narrator has ll the power.*
Vulkar says (20:55):
has all the power*
Ryan || says (20:57):
Fine... *Ryan walks away, acidentally bumping into Teundusia*
Teun: "YOU STUPID CREATURE!!! WATCH WHERE YOU ARE WALKING!!! NEXT TIME YOU DO THAT I'LL RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES AND INSERT THEM INTO YOUR EYE SOCKETS, THEN KILL YOU!!!"
*Ryan stays silent... and scared...*
Teun: "I mean... Uh... Watch it kid."
Vulkar says (20:57):
*Alex eats a sandwich.*
Vulkar says (20:57):
How the heck did I even get this sandwich?
Ryan || says (20:58):
From the sandwich dispenser right next to us... *Ryan backs away from the person with the short term memory loss*
Ryan || says (20:58):
*Gets a sandwich himself*
Vulkar says (20:59):
*jaques says absolutely nothing, and just stands...and stares...*

*Alex waves his hands across Jaques' face.* Dude, you've been clean for a year, don't tell me you've been abusing them again...
Ryan || says (21:00):
Um... What's he been abusing?
Vulkar says (21:00):
*Alex looks at Ryan* ...drugs...
Ryan || says (21:01):
Oh I do that all the time.
Ryan || says (21:01):
But Teundusia rips my arm off every time I take any within 657812612 metres of her.
Vulkar says (21:01):
So you gave them all to JAques!
Ryan || says (21:01):
Because she hates the smell, taste, feel, sight, sound and ghost of them.
Vulkar says (21:01):
Way to go preying on the weak!
Ryan || says (21:02):
Hmm... Now I know how Sohpie can beat him!
Ryan || says (21:02):
*Sophie
Vulkar says (21:03):
He's worked hard for months, you can't do that to him!
Ryan || says (21:03):
Fine, fine.
Ryan || says (21:03):
I'll just use psychiactric treatment.
Vulkar says (21:03):
*Looks at Jaques.* Wait...you already did...
Ryan || says (21:04):
I'll be gone a few minutes, I've been needing a good crap for a while now... *Ryan wanders off around a corner* Don't follow me!!!
Vulkar says (21:05):
*Jaques ignores them all.*
Vulkar says (21:05):
*Alex waits*
Vulkar says (21:05):
*Teundusia begins to choke on some food, and Alex doesn't bother to try and save her.*
Ryan || says (21:05):
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CONTROL MY CHARACTER!!!
Vulkar says (21:06):
*Alex procrastinates, hoping Ryna will be back in 4.5 minutes*
Ryan || says (21:06):
*Ryan returns*
Vulkar says (21:06):
Argh!
Ryan || says (21:06):
*Ryan undoes everything that happened in the last 1 minutes 30 seconds.
Vulkar says (21:07):
*Alex feels irritated. He hoped that Teundusia would die...*
Ryan || says (21:07):
Would it matter? she'd just come back next episode...
Vulkar says (21:08):
*Jaques holds out some of the drugs to Teundusia*
Ryan || says (21:08):
*Teundusia kills Jaques*
Vulkar says (21:09):
*jaques resurects himself.*
Ryan || says (21:09):
Well, rips out his intestines and jams them into his eyesockets
Vulkar says (21:09):
*Alex wonders...*
Vulkar says (21:09):
Shouldn't we try and get to matters at hand?
Ryan || says (21:09):
Huh?
Vulkar says (21:10):
Discovering the purpose of this planet?!
Vulkar says (21:10):
Narrator, where are you?!
Ryan || says (21:10):
Narrator: We've... Already done that...
Ryan || says (21:10):
We did that, like, five minutes ago.
Ryan || says (21:11):
Narrator: Ryan did it while Teundusia was tearing out Jaques' intestines and while you wonders.
Vulkar says (21:11):
Oh...
Vulkar says (21:11):
I could have used knowing hat!
Ryan || says (21:11):
The secret was about the truth behind George Bush.
Ryan || says (21:12):
HE IS A MOONANITE!!!
Ryan || says (21:12):
No wonder he is so stupid...
Vulkar says (21:13):
But...Moonanites are stupid?
Ryan || says (21:14):
Now... EMERGENCY PLOT CHANGE!!!
The Accidental Protege

Iggy Koopa
I\"m your accidental protege...
The gift, the blood, the thrownaway...\"










Since: 03-08-05
From: Marching on the city of Southern Cross

Since last post: 927 days
Last activity: 927 days
Posted on 04-01-07 03:48 AM Link | Quote
DoomReign: dude, i gotta talk to you, man.
BlacknWhite Jack: Shoot, man.
DoomReign: *sigh* i went to the doctors today because i found a dark spot underneath my tongue.
DoomReign: turns out that i have a cancerous lesion, and there's a 90% chance that i'll have to get my tongue and and/or part of my jaw removed. i can't... i just can't believe this, man... dude...
DoomReign: i feel sick to my stomache.
BlacknWhite Jack: O.O
BlacknWhite Jack: There's no way they can remove it?
BlacknWhite Jack: Without doing that?
DoomReign: not without intensive surgery. its already evolved past precancer
BlacknWhite Jack: Can you get those surgeries?
DoomReign: those are the ones removing part of my mouth.
BlacknWhite Jack: O.O There has to be another way around it!
DoomReign: there is. a loaded gun.
BlacknWhite Jack: That's not an option.
DoomReign: because at this point, i'd rather be dead than live through excrutianting disfigurement
DoomReign: also, you know what?
BlacknWhite Jack: What?
DoomReign: it's april fools day, bitch.
DoomReign: XD
BlacknWhite Jack: YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG
BlacknWhite Jack: YOU SHITHEAD COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKER
DoomReign: *dies laughing*
BlacknWhite Jack: WHAT THE FUCK?!
DoomReign: i told you i'm twisted.
BlacknWhite Jack: Yes, you fucking are.
DoomReign: i'm sorry.
DoomReign: love you, honeybun.
DoomReign: =3
BlacknWhite Jack: Shut up, bitchmonkey.
DoomReign: god, you know i woulda posted something like that in sunset waterfall if it was real lol
BlacknWhite Jack: I'll give you credit though: I never thought anyone would pull a cancer April Fool's day joke.
DoomReign: yeah
DoomReign: i went there


MajinBlueDragon: but shes awesome <3 i luff her. it WAS mutual. i'm trying to get her back >>
MajinBlueDragon direct connection is closed.
DoomReign: well, at least you still like girls.
MajinBlueDragon: why wouldnt i XD
MajinBlueDragon: i'm not gay
MajinBlueDragon: ;x
DoomReign: interesting story about that, actually...
DoomReign: turns out that i'm actually a homosexual. weird; i know
MajinBlueDragon: really? o__o
MajinBlueDragon: never would have thought it in a million years
DoomReign: it was strange; we played a game of spin the bottle at school (real college like, i know), and it was the make out version
DoomReign: landed on Gay Eric, the token flamer
DoomReign: and well
DoomReign: i really enjoyed it, and besides, the smell and look vagina sometimes... bleah.
DoomReign: you're gonna hate me for this, but, you're actually really cute
MajinBlueDragon: ;x wow. hahha. well, thanks. its flattering at least.
DoomReign: also
DoomReign: its april fools day, bitch.
DoomReign: lol
MajinBlueDragon: ................................
MajinBlueDragon: drtujdrtjrktykt


God, I love April Fool's Day.


(Last edited by Clockworkz on 04-01-07 07:01 AM)
Evo

Red Super Koopa
Watching you fall brings joy to my heart....








Since: 08-16-04
From: Oregon

Since last post: 5870 days
Last activity: 5810 days
Posted on 04-01-07 04:58 PM Link | Quote
This inspires me to play some april fools day jokes. I haven't done any in years!!!
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

Since last post: 4318 days
Last activity: 4312 days
Posted on 04-04-07 09:04 PM Link | Quote
jimmyconotix: I ATE CHEESE!
jimmyconotix: lol
Sajin Gorotto: In the matrix?
jimmyconotix: yes
jimmyconotix: how did u know?
Sajin Gorotto: FUCKING AWESOME
Sajin Gorotto: Because I know
Sajin Gorotto: Cheese only exzists in the matrix
Sajin Gorotto: everything else is Whale seamen
jimmyconotix: ah thats true
jimmyconotix: dale....
jimmyconotix: ..... u and ur friggin whale semen
Sajin Gorotto: XD
jimmyconotix: hello
jimmyconotix: this is jesse besse's cousin
Sajin Gorotto: wadup
jimmyconotix: not much
jimmyconotix: yourself?
Sajin Gorotto: meh, seriously tierd because of Jet-lag
Sajin Gorotto: and im working on my guild in Gaiaonline
jimmyconotix: ah
jimmyconotix: jesse says "vagina"
jimmyconotix: "is nice"
Sajin Gorotto: yes
Sajin Gorotto: tastes weird
Sajin Gorotto: but yes
jimmyconotix: ...
jimmyconotix: like chicken!
Sajin Gorotto:
jimmyconotix: here is jesse
Sajin Gorotto: if I ate a vagina that tasted like chicken, I would slap that bitch
jimmyconotix: omg dale
Sajin Gorotto: XD
jimmyconotix: u crady ah hell
Sajin Gorotto: Cradyyylalalaa
Sajin Gorotto: *batman alalalealeaelaelaelaelael*


(Last edited by Nagis on 04-05-07 12:05 AM)
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

Since last post: 4318 days
Last activity: 4312 days
Posted on 04-23-07 06:30 PM Link | Quote
Edits: Got rid of something, edited Typos, and flat out kicked myself in the crotch for no reason.

Sajin Gorotto: OH FUCK NO
Sajin Gorotto: THERE WAS
Sajin Gorotto: THIS WICKED DRAGON
Sajin Gorotto: AND HE ATE MY BALLS
Sajin Gorotto: ALL OF THEM
Sajin Gorotto: ALL 3 OF THEM
Sajin Gorotto: Did you know about this?>
Sajin Gorotto: It happend when I was taking care of my female companion Kyla
Sajin Gorotto: Naruto came in and fucking womped my ass
Sajin Gorotto: then Goku stole a Dragon Ball
Sajin Gorotto: And I forgot wtf her name was
Sajin Gorotto: but she was one drunk bitch
Sajin Gorotto: Keep in mind that during this time
Sajin Gorotto: Jesus dont you listen>?
Sajin Gorotto: ANSWER ME
Sajin Gorotto: Or not
Sajin Gorotto: Ill keep going
Sajin Gorotto: So yeah, Naruto stole dragon balls
Sajin Gorotto: or was it that drunk bitch
Sajin Gorotto: whatever
Sajin Gorotto: ONE of them came up
Sajin Gorotto: and fucked me
Sajin Gorotto: really hard
Sajin Gorotto: like
Sajin Gorotto: Kicked me in the balls
Sajin Gorotto: I fell down a hill
Sajin Gorotto: and there was this huge Snorlax
Sajin Gorotto: Fucking things are damn huge
Sajin Gorotto: So like I shook his hand
Sajin Gorotto: and then the dragon appeared
Sajin Gorotto: and ate my balls
Sajin Gorotto: So how was your day?
LordKageSairuto:


(Last edited by Nagis on 04-24-07 03:44 AM)
Genome

Swordfighter








Since: 04-24-07
From: Canada

Since last post: 5677 days
Last activity: 5695 days
Posted on 04-27-07 07:45 PM Link | Quote
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Genome
Hey thar Genome.
* Quiz[COLD] gives voice to Lord_Glaurung
Hello
* Lord_Glaurung sighs
You again...


(Last edited by Genome on 05-01-07 04:13 AM)
Astrophel
Fear will kill your mind and steal your love as sure as anything;
Fear will rob you blind and make you numb to others suffering









Since: 10-03-04
From: Azul Lux Orbital, Kirin Beta

Since last post: 2241 days
Last activity: 1092 days
Posted on 05-15-07 01:18 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Genome
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Genome
<Quiz[COLD]> Hey thar Genome.
* Quiz[COLD] gives voice to Lord_Glaurung
<Genome> Hello
* Lord_Glaurung sighs
<Lord_Glaurung> You again...


Remember kids, always check the Disable HTML box!


[01:13] BlademageCheveyo: why did I just do that
[01:13] BlademageCheveyo: the cat meowed to be let out
[01:14] BlademageCheveyo: so I rolled up onto my bed, back onto my shoulders, and opened the door that way
[01:14] BlademageCheveyo: ... why the fuck...
[01:14] BlademageCheveyo: ok, I know what it looks like, but I am not competing with you for any sort of weirdness awards.
[01:14] shaddowkarate: I ate a wooden mallet once.
[01:15] BlademageCheveyo: and that, Mark, is why I am not competing with you for any sort of weirdness awards
Spyware

Bobo
Zomg!








Since: 08-14-04

Since last post: 5432 days
Last activity: 5301 days
Posted on 06-05-07 03:50 PM Link | Quote
Freakazooid52: no your not
Auto response from b3caUse Of U oX: I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen.

Freakazooid52: Auto response from b3caUse Of U oX: I am available because I am not playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen.
Freakazooid52: ah, thats better

IceSideMaster35: whats bird up to
Freakazooid52: sleeping
IceSideMaster35: what a bum
IceSideMaster35: whats lily doin
Freakazooid52: being stupid
IceSideMaster35: im not surprised

Greenfox03: she was an office secretary lady... i was sitting in one of the comfy special chairs and shes like hey u cant b here and im like hey dont worry about it.. and cheek told her to go eaty something
Greenfox03: it was a classic joe comedy




FX

Zombie Marco








Since: 03-24-06

Since last post: 3591 days
Last activity: 3487 days
Posted on 06-05-07 11:47 PM Link | Quote
klossus (8:29:34 PM): Capri Sun is making flavored water
klossus (8:29:41 PM): parton me, but isn't that Capri Sun?
Chrislandx5 (8:29:51 PM): I thought so
Chrislandx5 (8:29:58 PM): How redundant
klossus (8:30:02 PM): yup
Chrislandx5 (8:30:47 PM): They shoul call it "Capri Sun 2: Magically redundant!"
klossus (8:31:58 PM): Then again, Gatorade made flavored water, and that is considerably different
klossus (8:32:04 PM): I like it better
Chrislandx5 (8:32:08 PM): True
Chrislandx5 (8:32:14 PM): Gatorade isn't water though
Chrislandx5 (8:32:27 PM): It's more like watered-down juice
klossus (8:32:34 PM): true
klossus (8:32:46 PM): and Propell is juiced-up water...
Chrislandx5 (8:32:59 PM): yea
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