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Spartan

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Since: 11-15-04

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Posted on 05-04-05 03:10 PM Link
Here comes a story...

8th grade science right before lunch...This guy Gustavo starts to jerk off during a lecture this is the second time at school that he has done it at school...Lets just say he had to clean up his mess and he got in trouble...


Xeo...after those Sung Hi Lee Picks...Yeah...


Rug burn eh Jin... get the industrial stuff works better...
Stitch

Roy Koopa
Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie!








Since: 08-20-04
From: California

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Posted on 05-04-05 03:27 PM Link
What about those of us whom continue to masturbate without the holidays? Does that mean that I get to do it in public now?

I get the feeling that your "friend" is actually you, but okay.


(Last edited by Zabuza on 05-04-05 06:28 PM)
Cairoi
This isn't about you and your loud mouth,
This is about me and my fucking beard.








Since: 08-29-04
From: PA

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Posted on 05-04-05 04:25 PM Link
Q?! This is by far the weirdest thing I have heard about my birth-month. I mean, my friends have said they hate this month because the Devil was supposedly born at the same time as me, but that was weird. Thye also said people born in May deserve to die. Quite a lot. Wait. My friends in the retirement home are SILLY!!

Anyhoo, isn't everytime you feel that magic call Masturbation Day?
Rogue
If you're reading this... You are the Resistance











Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 05-05-05 09:33 AM Link
Originally posted by Zabuza
What about those of us whom continue to masturbate without the holidays? Does that mean that I get to do it in public now?

I get the feeling that your "friend" is actually you, but okay.
If you're referring to me: no, it's not me, but you do know him. Oh do you ever know him...

EDIT: I should tack in there, that it's also not Zoso.


(Last edited by Rogue on 05-05-05 01:37 PM)
X Marks the Spot
Banned.
Lack of maturity
Hack threats
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Since: 10-06-04
From: Petaluma, CA

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Posted on 05-05-05 09:51 AM Link
Yo homies!!! XMtS is in da house!

Masturbation is boss, G.

I'd gotta agree with my homedawg, Jin...

I also do it on average two times a night...

Peace out, yo!
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

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Posted on 05-05-05 10:25 AM Link
X... you scare me, don't do that again.

Anywho, the comic is just sad... how could they ever think that? I mean, honestly, how stupid were they? Otherwise, I am sure that Cryus will laugh his ass off when I tell him about this since his birthday is in May. Hell, I'm sure he will find what people have told Cairoi to be rather amusing as well.
Jin

Posting Pig
Not Dead








Since: 01-12-05
From: Nowhere

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Posted on 05-05-05 11:16 AM Link
I'm kind of ashamed of the ammount I masturbate.. But if I didn't I'd probably act like a sleezeball hitting on anything that moved because I was too pre-occupied with the fact I was horny..

That's not to say I think masturbation is somehow wrong, Because I think it's perfectly natural .
天国JOE

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Since: 09-02-04
From: Destroy Tower

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Posted on 05-05-05 01:11 PM Link
But if you masturbate, you worship Satan!

This is quite itneresting...I never knew such a day existed. It's a day where people worldwide will enjoy some self inlficted pleasure. What a world we live in!

*Starts handing out tissue boxes*
Stitch

Roy Koopa
Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie!








Since: 08-20-04
From: California

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Posted on 05-05-05 01:54 PM Link
Well, by standards of the overtly religious, Satan is my buddy already for being gay, so tossing on masturbation to fuel the gay orgies isn't that much of a threat for me. Therefore, I admittingly worship Satan at least twice a day.

Anyway, since I have so much practice from the time I discovered it at the age of 12, I guess we should just have big ceremonies with spooge and such. Or, watch Priscilla.

No, no, I know who it is. And, I'm not thinking of Alan during that trip.


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Jedi Master Desroth

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Since: 08-24-04
From: Macomb

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Posted on 05-06-05 04:45 PM Link
eh, masturbation is something natural all males have to do, less you either want to walk around hard as a freakin rock or have your nuts blow up... Humans are the only animals that have sex for pleasure, so it is reasonable that we would masturbate... some people do it more then others, i think atleast once every 2 days is fine with me... as for people who say they havent, they are lying through their ass. st one point in time everyone gets a urge to explore the nether regions. any way, masturbating is a great alternative to having sex with someone your not ready to bear the responsibility for.
Benja

Battering Bird








Since: 08-15-04
From: none of your damn business

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Posted on 05-06-05 05:53 PM Link
I cant believe you all masturbate..........that isnt good for you.
天国JOE

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Since: 09-02-04
From: Destroy Tower

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Posted on 05-06-05 06:08 PM Link
Sure it is. Either that, or have people ask you "what's with the huge bulge in your pants?". Everyone gets the urges at some point, if it wasn't done, everyone would be extra horny.

Also, May is the Time for...uh...uh, I forgot. Seaweed, I think. I'll get back to you all on this. =/
Benja

Battering Bird








Since: 08-15-04
From: none of your damn business

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Posted on 05-06-05 06:10 PM Link
That is so bad that people do that!
venomouslobster

Scarfy








Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 05-06-05 07:07 PM Link

actually benja, most doctors agree nowadays that it is infact very healthy, in fact it has become common practice for surgeons to do it before they operate so their hands dont shake

if i didnt whack off with some regularity i can honestly say i would be the worlds most irritating person...infact my personality can be accuratly gauged by how often i am laid

Phase 1: In a steady healthy happy highly sexually fullfilling relationship= Jayarre is pleasant to be around, cheerful, clear headed, and sober, though he does grin stupidly often.

Phase 2: In an unhealthy relationship but at least "getting some"= Jayare is mostly happy, friendly, and a little paranoid and quick to frighten

Phase 3: Recently broken off relationship, has to "fend for himself"= Sarcastic bitter, but pretty funny, quick to drink/smoke/do self destructive activities

Phase 4: for what ever reason hasnt had the opportunity to "fend for himself" in weeks= run away from jayarre....if he looks at you for more than 1 minute he is considering humping your leg....

Phase 5: no orgasm for months make homer go something something...= it is too late to run from jayarre....he now has a freezer in the basement filled with dead hookers and sodomized puppies .....


(Last edited by venomouslobster on 05-06-05 10:11 PM)
Bitmap

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Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

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Posted on 05-06-05 09:30 PM Link
Has any of you people ever head this little thing...




(Last edited by SaJin Gorotto on 05-07-05 12:30 AM)
Elara

Divine Mamkute
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Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

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Posted on 05-06-05 10:25 PM Link
Actually Bonobos also use sex for pleasure, so we are not alone.

Benja, you're just as guilty as any other man on this board.

Venomouslobster... quit staring at my leg. *sweat drop*
Benja

Battering Bird








Since: 08-15-04
From: none of your damn business

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Posted on 05-06-05 10:26 PM Link
I am not guilty and have no proof...................it is not good for you and really i dont.
Katana

Dark Wizard
\"She said tonight...come on come on collide...see what I fire feels like..I bet its just like heaven.\"








Since: 08-15-04
From: Philadelphia, P.A.

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Posted on 05-06-05 10:28 PM Link
I think this board alone has killed lots of kittens then....

May is masturbation month...and uh...have anyone else noticed that a lot of members' birthdays are in May too? O_o lol.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 73 days
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Posted on 05-06-05 10:40 PM Link
The poor kittens. I saw a picture once that showed the kittens chasing the domokun with the message "Everytime a woman masturbates god kills a domokun... please think of the domokuns."
venomouslobster

Scarfy








Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

Since last post: 6089 days
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Posted on 05-06-05 10:47 PM Link
no masturbating is good for you it has been medically proven (unless you accidently do it to much and chafe....*shivers*), further more despite what certain people may have told you there is really no longer any negative social stigma attached to it. on top of that it is a commonly held myth in the christian religion that Onan commited a sin by masturbating but if the text is refered to "god" struck down Onan because he refused to impregnate his wife (which was his brothers first and when he died she was given to Onan in the will) and only would impregnate his own wife. and hey...dont knock it till you have tryed it why is this thread covered in digimon?


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