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The Accidental Protege

Iggy Koopa
I\"m your accidental protege...
The gift, the blood, the thrownaway...\"










Since: 03-08-05
From: Marching on the city of Southern Cross

Since last post: 927 days
Last activity: 927 days
Posted on 07-11-05 09:53 AM Link | Quote
OK, the deal with these journals were to keep English fresh in our heads and give us stuff to ponder about before class. My Teacher, Mr. Rusher, was a Star Wars FANATIC, so expect to see some Star Wars stuff in here...
I don't have them all, but this is what I could find.
These are all word for word.
**DISCLAIMER** There may be some material that die-hard religous people may find offensive, so cover your ears... err... eyes.

3-16-05: We saw a play of Macbeth in a backwater theater. It sucked. Badly.
Q: Compare yesterday's production with your expectations.
A: The play didn't live up to my expectations. I much preferred eating my Hamburgers and Cinnabons at the rest stop. They beat ANY play! Cinnabons owns the thespian arts any day. It was pretty bad, that play was. Left out important scenes, it did.

4-5-05
Q: Do childern favor one parent over another? Why or why not?
A: Yeah, they do. I favor my dad because he seems to be a little more loose about the rules. My mom is too stressful. She's like a black hole that devours fun and enjoyment.

?-??-05: I made Rusher watch X, a really trippy anime movie, to look for symbolism. I'unno.
Q: Who is the most beautiful person alive? What makes that person beautiful?
A: Mr. Rusher is, because he takes time to watch stuff I know he's probably not interested in. Can I have an A?

?-??-05
Q: Who do you influence? Do you ever use this influence for selfish means?
A: Yes I do! Satan questions me on how to become more evil, so I influence him. After all, I am the vengeful spirit of the Earth, intent on destroying the entire human race for their sins, with the help of my Elemental Warriors, representing the four elements of Wind, Water, Fire, and Earth. So there! Victory is mine!

?-??-05: NOTE: I am an aethiest, and these were my views. Do not take them seriously; I don't mean to offend anyone. Thank you.
Q: Discuss: "It is the confession, not the priest that gives us absolution."
A: Umm... Nothing gives us absolution. We're forever bound to our sins against humanity and earth, and no spiritual figure-head who says, "Apology Accepted" is going to make it go away.

?-??-05: See above comment. I honestly don't mean to offend any of you really dead-on Christians.
Q: What book profoundly impacted your life?
A: The bible. That fantastic anthology of fairy tales made me realize I've been wasting my life for some non-existant father figure that shakes a finger whenever you disobey his little list of things he doesn't want you to do. Bullshit. I'm smarter than that crap.

?-??-05: MIndy is a girl in my class who hates Star Wars and everything pertaining to it, and bitches about it every damn day.
Q: Do you believe in the force? Or luck? How excited are you for Episode III?
A: In my experience, there's no such thing as luck. As for the Force? "It surrounds us, penetrates us, binds us. Luminous beings, are we; not this crude matter." I believe. Episode III is going to kick unfathomable amounts of ass, and give Mindy a swift kick in the bottom. Brat.

?-??-05:
Q: What is your favorite horror story?
A: I don't have a fave. horror story. My favorite Sci-fi story, on the other hand, is a tie between Star Wars and Starship Troopers. My favorite comedic story is a draw between Super Troopers and McHale's Navy, with Tom Arnold. My favorite action flick is prolly Bruce Campbell vs. The Army of Darkness, The Fugitive, or Terminator 2/3. Judge Dredd was good too. Oh, oh! My favorite terror story is the one in Resident Evil 2. So freaky! That, or Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend... What? Don't judge me!

?-??-05: Godsend was a false company, claiming to clone dead chihldren.
Q: Did the ad for Godsend go too far?
A: ...What assholes.

?-??-05
Q: Compare religious Creation stories to Frankenstein.
A: OK; They're both ridiculous stories that no rational people would believe to be true. That's right; I said it.

?-??-05: We're reading Frankenstein. (Frahnkensteen?)
Q: Do you think Victor should make the creature his companion?
A: Hell yeah! It could be the next big hit on FOX! "We gave him a house to live in.. but what we didn't tell him, was that a creature made from corpse parts lived there too! Watch the sparks fly, as Victor and the Creature try to get along in this house on 'The REAL Monster House!' Next on FOX."

?-??-05: The Deep Throat thing happened.
Q: Who was Deep Throat? What did he do?
A: Wasn't he that guy on the Internet and all those DVDs? I could tell what he does, but I doubt it would be school appropriate. All I can say is, the ladies seemed to looooove him.

?-??-05
Q: Do you ever commune with nature?
A: NO. Nature gives me gas.

That's all for now... If I find more, I'll put em up.
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