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Gan Ning

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Since: 10-21-04
From: Love Shack, that's where it's at

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Posted on 10-25-05 09:38 AM Link | Quote
The ultimate question, one that has sent countries off to war and has caused massive debates amongst the greatest minds of our time...
Which are better, Pirates, Ninjas or (the "Underdogs") Cowboys?
Me? I prefer pirates, 'cos they're awesome. They have cooler weapons (Arr, cutlasses, me matey!), they have better costumes (Eyepatches, hooks, cool hats, wooden legs), they sound better ("Avast, haul in the wenches!") and they know the value of team work. Ninjas are just cowards, really.
Cowboys could beat ninjas any day. A six shooter is much more effective than a dumb shuriken.

Anyway, what's your opinion?
Astrophel
Fear will kill your mind and steal your love as sure as anything;
Fear will rob you blind and make you numb to others suffering









Since: 10-03-04
From: Azul Lux Orbital, Kirin Beta

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Posted on 10-25-05 10:19 AM Link | Quote
my opinion's that you need to stop changing your mind - in AIM you said you prefer cowboys. =/

You cannot kill what you cannot see. Ninjas win. Even if pirates do get to enjoy what they do, who wants to sail around with a bunch of drunk guys?
Gan Ning

Snifit








Since: 10-21-04
From: Love Shack, that's where it's at

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Posted on 10-25-05 10:50 AM Link | Quote
Then I realised that cowboys are basically just "land pirates" with bigger hats and less "arr". Pirates ARE more awesome than ninjas, they can fly and use magic powers and shit! Besides, pirates have Terminator-vision, so they can see ninjas even in the dark.
Besides, ninjas are grumpy and allways wear black... seem like wannabe-goths to me.
Shuyin

Baron of Radical








Since: 08-19-04

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Posted on 10-25-05 12:12 PM Link | Quote
Taken from the book/website Realultimate power:

The Pirate Dance

The scene opens up with some soft annoying music to get the audience super pissed. The camera will show a bunch of pirates eating chicken buttholes. Fortunately, a ninja sees everything and realizes what a bunch of bull crap it is. So this one ninja walks up to them and is like, Yo whats your problem? The camera zooms directly on a pirates mouth, which states Get out of here now. and buttholes fall all over the silverware. Then the camera cuts to the ninjas mouth with says No, but nothing gross happens. The audience then sees ninja pull out a huge guitar which is really medium sized and wails. But the pirates dont explode, they start to dance.........hard, harder than the hardest blackest boner alive. And when they dance, the pirates look like a bunch of crabby and stupid moms. Everybody in the entire world craps their pants laughing at the pure stupidity of the pirates. But the ninja has A.D.D. and starts losing energy/power and the pirates start stopping dancing. (There will be some suspense filled violins and guitars playing so that the audience gets scared and/or pumped-scared.) In several motions, the pirates come toward the ninja. BUT, out of nowhere this bad ass lake appears and a huge hippo busts out of it hard. Water sprays everywhere, including the pirates shirts (which causes their boobs to barely appear through their shirts). Most pirates are like This cant be happening! The hippo says Guess what, it is. and slaps five with ninja pretty hard. And the ninja says lets rock brother. They both pull out expensive guitars and start wailing on them really really hard. Since the ninja cant concentrate, the hippo thoughtfully guides his hand, because they are blood brothers till the end of time and space. Then the pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest friggn dump in the pirate/diaper. The pirates scream turns into a crap-gargle (this will make audience laugh gregariously). The ninja's A.D.D. heals and the two buddies/brothers smoke cigarettes and get ice-cream and pop, which they enjoy a lot.
Cyro Xero

Rune Mage

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Since: 02-23-05
From: Minnesota!!

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Posted on 10-25-05 01:03 PM Link | Quote
As long as there are buildings and other structures to hide behind ninjas will always kick ass. If out in the open however, I think a six-shooter or pirate pistol would just about them in. I'll go with ninjas. (The true ones, not the Naruto kind)
Gan Ning

Snifit








Since: 10-21-04
From: Love Shack, that's where it's at

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Posted on 10-25-05 01:06 PM Link | Quote
No matter what anyone says, pirates are much cooler. They actually have fun...
They go around stealing money from helpless merchants, and then go home to port with a glass of grog and a bed full of wenches! Arr!

All ninjas do is hide in the shadows. Yawn.
天国JOE

AǂɂȂ̂낤H








Since: 09-02-04
From: Destroy Tower

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Posted on 10-25-05 06:26 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Gan Ning the Defiant
No matter what anyone says, pirates are much cooler. They actually have fun...
Ninjas can too...Hiding in the shadows, about to slice some unsuspecting victim? Some MUST enjoy that. "Time to see what your insides look like..."

Pirates are yo-ho-ho and full of laughs and fun and singing, but being a Ninja is woo! Mysterious. And gets you laid more. "I'm a ninja...I am mysterious, and badass" works better than a drunken "arr! Ish thinksh that yous are the mosts pretty girlsh in townsh, lol" during some party.

As for Cowboys? Cowboys are pretty cool at times, like bandits and stuff, but just aren't as good as the Ninja...or Samurai...or Knights in Armor! Camleot!
Shuyin

Baron of Radical








Since: 08-19-04

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Posted on 10-25-05 07:04 PM Link | Quote
Ninja>Hippos>Power Rangers>Samurai>Space Cowboys>Cowboys>Geisha Girls>Space Pirates>Pirates.

Duh.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

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Posted on 10-25-05 08:10 PM Link | Quote
Seeing as one of my nicknames is Wench, I will be going with Pirates... for pirates are awesome! Ninjas are cool too, and they will both team up to whip the Cowboys like the little pansies that they are!
Makura









Since: 01-22-05
From: The restaurant at the end of the universe....

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Posted on 10-25-05 08:57 PM Link | Quote
Pirates all the fucking way, man! I'm being a pirate for Halloween so, I have to represent. Ninjas are cool too, and well cowboys just suck.
Evo

Red Super Koopa
Watching you fall brings joy to my heart....








Since: 08-16-04
From: Oregon

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Posted on 10-26-05 12:35 AM Link | Quote
Why are cowboys even in the thread?

Pirates, all the way.


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Drizzt

Berserker
You put a bullet in my head, Till black turns to red! This could all end in tragedy!








Since: 08-20-04
From: Read "Real Name"

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Posted on 10-26-05 12:41 AM Link | Quote
Lol... I know pirates are the fricken best...they just rock...


in responce to evo

hehehe
Gan Ning

Snifit








Since: 10-21-04
From: Love Shack, that's where it's at

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Posted on 10-26-05 09:13 AM Link | Quote
I put Cowboys there because they're pretty awesome, and could lasoo a Ninja's arse any day of the week. Pirates are way cooler though.

Makura: Wow, you're dressing up as a pirate? Me too! Me and my freinds are having a costume party at Halloween, and I'm going as Cap'n Blackbeard. Yaarrr...etc.
Astrophel
Fear will kill your mind and steal your love as sure as anything;
Fear will rob you blind and make you numb to others suffering









Since: 10-03-04
From: Azul Lux Orbital, Kirin Beta

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Posted on 10-26-05 02:19 PM Link | Quote
I might be a Blue Mage for haloween, so we know my choice wasn't influenced in any way.

But yeah, I'm sure some people would have fun sneaking around, killing people who don't know you're there... I know I sure as hell would.


(Last edited by Tamarin Calanis on 10-26-05 05:19 PM)
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
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Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

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Posted on 10-26-05 03:23 PM Link | Quote
I have to go with ninjas. My reasons:

Has anyone here played Splinter Cell? All he needs to do to take out enemies is shoot out a few lights. Ninjas can use their stars to do that, then they can sneak up behind any pirate or cowboy, and its all over.

Or, if pirates get magic, then what do ninjas get in their movies? Super kung-fu effects, with slow motion, and a bit of dodging bullets. That beats a sword any day.

What do cowboys get then? Well, in all of their movies/books, they get killed, but the bad person does too.

Most likely scenario:

The pirate and the cowboy see each other, after they both went chasing after the ninja. They look at each other angrily, and the pirate, drunk as he is, will fight the cowboy just for the heck of it. After the cowboy gets shot, the ninja, who was hiding in the shadows all along, will sneak up, and kill the pirate.

Ninjas win 100%
01001000
Slow Ride
Take It Easy









Since: 01-10-05

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Posted on 10-26-05 04:03 PM Link | Quote
Ninjas.
I'm lazy and do not feel like stating my reasons, but I can say is that I have had multiple conversations with people about how much ninjas kicked ass like a couple of years ago.
Rauni

"Everyone is waiting for you. Waiting to hit you with rocks and spit at you. Who's everyone? Everyone you love."








Since: 08-14-04

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Posted on 10-26-05 04:50 PM Link | Quote
*Sigh* I remember creating this thread except the cowboys. Let's face facts...

We all know that the facts that soon or later Darth Vader will try to rule the world, the Pirates and the Ninja will team up and fight in space. What happened is that the Pirates will throw flaming bear and cowboys at Darth Vader's armies. Not only that but thanks to the Ninja bending in the galaxy, they will assassin every Troopers that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Then the cowboys got hit by the lightbeam sword, and the flaming bear will explode. When the Deathstar came and hit the floating pirate ship... which was blasting all of those cowboys idiot at the Deathstar.

The Deathstar got blown up, the ninja and the pirate saved the world, agreed to screw the law and take over the world. Then the ninja backstabs the pirate and inherit the earth.

Happy now?
Cyro Xero

Rune Mage

Rave Atom








Since: 02-23-05
From: Minnesota!!

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Posted on 10-26-05 06:28 PM Link | Quote
I love the reasons you guys chose ninjas. It makes me want to choose them more and more.
shadowdude2

Koopa








Since: 08-28-05
From: California

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Posted on 10-27-05 12:01 AM Link | Quote
cowboys = kinda cool
pirates = cool
ninja's = realy cool
pirate ninja's = Uber cool
think a ship full of ninja's, they see another ship and all hide, when other ppls come up along side and see no one there they try to take it and when they in board they all get killed by the Uber cool pirate ninja's and then the pirate ninja's have two ships
The Accidental Protege

Iggy Koopa
"I'm your accidental protege...
The gift, the blood, the thrownaway..."










Since: 03-08-05
From: Marching on the city of Southern Cross

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Posted on 10-27-05 07:11 AM Link | Quote
Pirates.
Filled with scurvy and piss & vinegar, Pirates will overwhelm any and every opposition. Tey have Bilge Rates for pets, and hooks for hands. A nice sword blocker, don'tcha think?
Pirates all the way.
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