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DSMagnum

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Since: 11-06-05

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Posted on 09-22-06 07:55 PM Link | Quote
What would it be? Personally, I wouldn't mind being a part of a religion dedicated to Wikipedia or Newgrounds. Though it seems kinda lame, I would like it. My reason for saying Wikipedia is because it contains a lot of information on there, and it's so helpful to everyone. Think about what it could do if it spread it's knowledge to religion. :O I also said Newgrounds because it's awesome. I spend a lot of my time on there and it always keeps me entertained.

Which religion would you like to be a part of?
Rogue
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Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 09-22-06 10:37 PM Link | Quote
My custom title already states what faith I've decided to lean toward.
Déesse

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Mistress of Pink
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy








Since: 08-14-04
From: The Moon

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Posted on 09-22-06 10:54 PM Link | Quote
I wouldn't join or create a religion, it courses too many troubles, I would just be happy for people to live there life’s and do what they want to do That's what I'm doing.
DSMagnum

Woodsman








Since: 11-06-05

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Posted on 09-22-06 11:22 PM Link | Quote
But that would cause trouble with people who do support religion because they would call you a sinner for not being religious. You can't always get what you want. *breaks out into song*
Spyware

Bobo
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Since: 08-14-04

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Posted on 09-23-06 12:50 AM Link | Quote
I would make a religion were people worshipped cars I would so commit to one like that XD


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FX

Zombie Marco








Since: 03-24-06

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Posted on 09-23-06 12:55 AM Link | Quote
Well, I'm gonna post a serious one and a silly one.

Silly: A religion based on the teachings of Joss Whedon. I have also seriously considered making a religion using the philosophies preached by George Carlin, because he really does have good stuff...

Serious: I also have considered actually doing this. Basically it would ba a very 'loose' religion, since I believe that it is impossible for one religion to be completely and totally correct. It would be more of a moral system or something.
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Since: 09-02-04
From: Destroy Tower

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Posted on 09-23-06 04:46 AM Link | Quote
The Church of Optimus:
Church of Latter Day Transformations



"It's great! I've never felt better! The Church of Optimus let me see my purpose in life." ~Beachcomber

"Being in the Church of Optimus has really put out my flames of sorrow. Flames, get it? ~Inferno

"Some call us Insane Zealots in Disguise, but we're fighting the true fight!" ~Jetfire

"It's a piece of shit, that's what it is. ~Starscream

Join today!
Rauni









Since: 08-14-04

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Posted on 09-23-06 02:08 PM Link | Quote
If I could create any religion... Let's see, it would be two religious side:

The Nut Wiggin' Out Of Having Star In Our Star (or NWOOHSIOS)

This religious follow closely to making life a place to have fun, enjoy non-ironic ironic life, and the whole world gone to funny hell.

"This makes no sense. I mean, Sure, my Church of Optimus is good but this religious make my religious smarter." - Dancer Ninja Akane.

"Suddenly, you're depressed, don't drink water, there is anthrax on my bagel, and bam, there go your REM sleep. This religious cure of that." - Luke

"We got star in our eye!" - Poppa Rock

"Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet..." - Poppa Rock, Gasser, Softon.

"May this place be purged of seaweed..."
"And lingerie and thongs!" - Bo-bobo, Your sex fantasy.

And the Ironic Dumb And Dumber Who Can't Applies Any Smart Idea To The Common Sense World (IDADWCAASITTCSW) religious. Many famous of the infamous people like George W. Bush for his infamous quote and people with an IQ of 75 or less.
venomouslobster

Scarfy








Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 09-23-06 06:15 PM Link | Quote
I would form a pan-theistic religion that activly promotes voluntary human sacrifice, orgies, gorging, and vomitoriums, and bestiality. wouldnt it be great to see a church having a bakesale so the nuns can hold a gala feast and ritual sheepfucking and then hurl themselves off a cliff!!? yes and no, but still ....sunday mass bad, drunken orgies good...and blood for the sky god yes?


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The Accidental Protege

Iggy Koopa
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The gift, the blood, the thrownaway...\"










Since: 03-08-05
From: Marching on the city of Southern Cross

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Posted on 09-24-06 02:18 AM Link | Quote
Obviously, I'd be an Alvian.
"'Vengence is mine', quoth Alvis, then he shot that guy right in the freakin' face."
Alvis will smoke those bitches.
DSMagnum

Woodsman








Since: 11-06-05

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Posted on 09-24-06 02:26 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by venomouslobster
I would form a pan-theistic religion that activly promotes voluntary human sacrifice, orgies, gorging, and vomitoriums, and bestiality. wouldnt it be great to see a church having a bakesale so the nuns can hold a gala feast and ritual sheepfucking and then hurl themselves off a cliff!!? yes and no, but still ....sunday mass bad, drunken orgies good...and blood for the sky god yes?


What in the hell...? That's just wrong. Well, in that religion, it would be right, but in the mind of a SANE person, that's just incorrect.
The Accidental Protege

Iggy Koopa
I\"m your accidental protege...
The gift, the blood, the thrownaway...\"










Since: 03-08-05
From: Marching on the city of Southern Cross

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Posted on 09-24-06 11:41 AM Link | Quote
Sarcasm
Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m
Function: noun
1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm
synonym see "wit"


(Last edited by The Shredder on 09-24-06 02:42 PM)
Katana

Dark Wizard
\"She said tonight...come on come on collide...see what I fire feels like..I bet its just like heaven.\"








Since: 08-15-04
From: Philadelphia, P.A.

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Posted on 09-25-06 11:30 AM Link | Quote
Lmfao...I'd join the Church of Optimus! Lmao...

Well...I'd prolly create some sort of Star Wars cult...er religion...or something. But then again, I also wouldn't be suprised if there is one already...O_o
Elara

Divine Mamkute
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Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

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Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

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Posted on 10-02-06 01:33 AM Link | Quote
Hmn... something involving retribution by frozen tuna. Lunar-based of course. Why? Because it's cooler to sneak up on someone in the night and beat them with a frozen fish for their sins than the middle of the morning.
Cteno

Super Shotgun
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Since: 01-11-05

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Posted on 10-02-06 03:02 AM Link | Quote
This would be my ideal religeon:

It doesn't matter what you do or how you lived your life, as long as you were fulfilled. If you can manage this, you go to the floating island of Mandango, where there is no jealousy or boredom, and everybody lives a life of wine drinking and steaming hot sex everyday for all of eternity.

If you're not fulfilled, you just rot in the ground.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

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Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

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Posted on 10-02-06 03:24 AM Link | Quote
So, following Bacchus? Sounds like a badass plan to me! Love the name of the island, sounds familiar, but I cannot place it.

Define "fulfilled" though.
Cteno

Super Shotgun
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Posted on 10-02-06 04:43 AM Link | Quote
Fulfilled meaning if you're personally happy with what you have done in your life and don't care to accompish anything else, unless its to die and go to the island
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Posted on 10-02-06 07:26 PM (Last edited by Victim of Fate on 10-02-06 11:07 PM) Link | Quote
Power Metal m/

Positions:
Kai Hansen as "GOD"
DarkSlaya as High Priest 1
Tobias Sammet as High Priest 2 (orginially John Petrucci, but I forgot I said power metal)
-- LOTS OF PEOPLE -- AS PRIESTS
Cteno

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Posted on 10-02-06 07:45 PM Link | Quote
I like the one above

How about my religeon is a mix of mine and Victim of Fate's?
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