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Lord Vulkas Mormonus

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Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 170 days
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Posted on 08-30-10 11:51 PM, in HOLY SHIT!!! Link
Two jobs are the enemy. I wouldn't recommend it.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 170 days
Last activity: 152 days
Posted on 08-30-10 11:53 PM, in Three Word Story. Link
And Vulkas Maximus
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 170 days
Last activity: 152 days
Posted on 08-30-10 11:56 PM, in Shred-tastic 2! Link
Yeah, I'd say that the main rule is, post, but don't get spammy this time around. That means ya'll should post in a lot more places than "Three Word Story," "Answer One, Ask one," etc, xD.

But stop reading my post and get posting!

Valhalla: I can edit other people's posts, too.


(Last edited by Gunmetal Badass on 08-31-10 12:14 AM)
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 170 days
Last activity: 152 days
Posted on 08-31-10 12:09 AM, in 2010 XGF Story Competition!! Link
Well, I do think that stories need at least a basic outline of the environment, otherwise its a weakness in writing. However, I also say that the more time spent describing an environment, the less time is spent on a story.

My example of this would be Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time series. His descriptions were excellent, telling us everything. However, in at least the forth and fifth book in the series, the descriptions dragged on, never letting us focus on what the characters were doing. In the end, I got bored with it, making me take almost a year to get through his fifth book.

So basically, description is good, but it can turn away readers.

That's not to say that description can't have its place. Tolkien, for example, was very good at describing the world in The Lord of the Rings. However, his story was built around the world. To not have fantastical descriptions would be a shame.

But me and Tolkien are very different writers. Description goes great in his books, but what I write would be damaged by paragraphs upon paragraphs of description.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

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High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 170 days
Last activity: 152 days
Posted on 08-31-10 12:40 AM, in Three Word Story. Link
Only man tits!
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

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Posted on 08-31-10 01:22 AM, in Mother SHOCKED that pervert videos teen daughter spreading legs in Times Sq Link
Since I find this to be a serious discussion...

I do agree that she wanted attention. That is without a doubt. However, what she wanted was attention for doing a split in the air, which for even trained gymnasts, is pretty impressive.

She did not want the publicity Boots was trying to give, which only attempted to sexualize her, ignoring what she was actually attempting. I cannot at all blame her and her mother for being offended at what he was trying to do.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 170 days
Last activity: 152 days
Posted on 08-31-10 12:13 PM, in Shred-tastic 2! Link
Spam?

Spam spam.

Spam spam spammy mcspammers.

Where's my "Vulkar is Awesome" thread you're supposed to create for Shredding?
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

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Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 170 days
Last activity: 152 days
Posted on 08-31-10 12:14 PM, in Three Word Story. Link
Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.

The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really.

DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news,tits for Xeo! But not women, only man tits and in abundance! Poor Xeo fapped and sprawled on a donkey. It
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

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Posted on 08-31-10 12:16 PM, in Alignment Link
It really depends on what everyone else is. If everyone else is playing lawful or good characters, I like to go Chaotic evil, just because murdering everything is sight is fun.

Otherwise, its usually lawful good, because being a hero is also fun.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 170 days
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Posted on 08-31-10 12:17 PM, in Shred-tastic 2! Link
I'm posting now, aren't I? xD.

And I'll have you create that thread by the end of all this!
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

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High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

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Posted on 08-31-10 12:19 PM, in 150 pound FIve year old found in vermin infested house Link
Yeah, I'd personally be shocked if the five year old was in school. A lot of people to kindergarten, but its not pushed nearly as much as first grade. If the parents didn't care enough to clean their children, I'd be shocked if they cared enough to bring them to school.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 170 days
Last activity: 152 days
Posted on 08-31-10 12:20 PM, in Shred-tastic 2! Link
So let it be written, so let it be done. If I'm affected by shredder syndrome today, you'd better make me a thread!
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

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High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 170 days
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Posted on 08-31-10 12:21 PM, in Answer one, Ask one Link
Koshi, because its strange enough that it might actually work.

what color are the blinds in your living room windows?
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

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High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 170 days
Last activity: 152 days
Posted on 08-31-10 12:26 PM, in HOLY SHIT!!! Link
Awesome Vulkar Syndrome.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 170 days
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Posted on 08-31-10 12:27 PM, in Tits. Link
That's right, everyone, xD.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

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High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 170 days
Last activity: 152 days
Posted on 08-31-10 12:28 PM, in Three Word Story. Link
Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.

The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really.

DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news,tits for Xeo! But not women, only man tits and in abundance! Poor Xeo fapped and sprawled on a donkey. It ate his ears and his dignity with a spork! That sounds like
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 170 days
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Posted on 08-31-10 12:29 PM, in Tits. Link
I posted it in the shredding thread, xD.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

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High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 170 days
Last activity: 152 days
Posted on 08-31-10 12:31 PM, in Shred-tastic 2! Link
I'm a republican, I'll lower your taxes for making my a thread, xD.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 170 days
Last activity: 152 days
Posted on 08-31-10 12:31 PM, in Tits. Link
I guess I am now officially effected by "smelly syndrome."

Fear my socks!
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 170 days
Last activity: 152 days
Posted on 08-31-10 12:33 PM, in HOLY SHIT!!! Link
I'm posting a little more than you all right now, xD. Three windows up helps.

Oh dang, I fell behind thanks to a texxt message I got.
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