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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead.         Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| Hm... I decree that a BOOKSHELF forum should be made... er... well, maybe not, sicne this is the first thread about books we've seen in a long time.
Well... my favorite authors are Kurt Vonnegut and Jack Kerouac. Favorite books... Cat's Cradle by Vonnegut and On the Road by Kerouac. I also like James Joyce, Oscar Wilde, and Arthur Conan Doyle. Then there's Charle's Bukowski, who's friggin' amazing and in his own league of awesomeness. Anyone else read any of those guys' stuff? I've got a collection of poetry too... a lot of it was my brothers originally though. Allen Ginsburg, Dylan Thomas, those are names I can say my brother introduced me to. It's been a while but they're all still pretty rockin' the fourth or fifth read through. |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| *Is needing a name change himself. Bluebeard just sounds so very awkward...*
Yo, now I don't remember you, you were probably here before I came. But coming back with a vengeance is pretty much the sweetest way to come back so... welcome back! I must say, you aren't alone in getting driven from the board. Yes, there have been incidents where people felt the need to retire from posting here for a while. I did that at one point too I think actually... time heals all problems though, we all come crawling back... |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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Originally posted by run4it Uhh... nice input. I doubt your ever gonna even see this but posts that are on topic and more than 2 words are encouraged. Something tells me that wasn't you who posted that though... a mystery, a mystery, a mystery indeed... (BTW good choice, Sim City. I had it for PS1 and computer, but I'm sure its just as good on SNES) |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| 6! 6 (0) 6! THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!
OH GOD. IT REALLY IS. JUST LOOK AT IT 6 0 6 - Rawwrrrr!!! See? 6 = claw? Oh... thats 6 0 6, not 6 6 6. Fuggit... The Omen remake comes out today. I was sick today also. Is that a coincidence? I totally forgot about today's date. |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| Wait, wait... a what was found dead in your yard? Or was it like... the letter A?
lol... seseme street gang finally jacked that frontin' ho. |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| ... you hobag. I want one...
Does it have that "diet" aftertaste?   |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| ALRIGHT, BE FOREWARNED. This story contains MILD pornographic content! Actually, its set in the bathroom of a shop that sells porn. Now PLEASE give me CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. I don't particularly care if it offends you. Don't read if you don't like things that are... messed up, I guess.
I rushed the end. Enjoy. ---------- Manny began to rub harder, faster; he began to think twice about using that lotion. It wasn¡¦t as cracked up as it was said to be, but at least it prevented cracking. Rough hands aren¡¦t good for a job like this. He wished the magazine came with some sort of protective seal so he wouldn¡¦t have to drop it and catch the oncoming snowstorm with a blanket of toilet tissue. And he couldn¡¦t just let it fly into the magazine, the pages would stick together and he could put damaged products back on the shelves. She was perfect; he didn¡¦t know her. He didn¡¦t like ¡§getting to know¡¨ the women beyond what their cost was, where they would meet, and whether or not they would let him fulfill his fantasies. Tonight Manny was broke. He threw the magazine against the wall and stopped. He began to tear up, pant less, panting, sputtering, lonely in a dark blue stall. He managed the store so when he called the throne the throne, he really meant it. It was his after hour kingdom. He blew his nose on the pair of panties he had been secretly wearing all day. They smelt like shit, and though he sold that sort of stuff he wasn¡¦t particularly aroused by his own fat, grey-haired, cellulite dimpled ass. He kicked open the door and threw them into the sink, growling ferociously, and then sobbed a bit. There was one small light in the bathroom, over the door; it gave a hint of blue light to everything in the room. He thought himself a depressed piece of shit that had to pay for everything he desired in this world and wished he could just flush himself down with the rest of the contents of the toilet he sat on. He was getting old. The stars, the ones in the videos, magazines, games he sold to the perverts of town, and god forbid anyone realize EVERYMAN in the town walked in and out with something at least once in their lifetime in town, yes those stars just kept getting younger. He liked Jail Bate. It was a magazine, which he proudly toted as ¡§vintage erotica¡¨. Jail Bate was very illegal. There was only two issues, and they were never printed on any major press. Two sick fucks kidnapped, or paid, high school girls. They took their clothes off. If they told anyone what happened in the concrete colored basement the pictures were taken in they got their wrists slit as punishment. It didn¡¦t necessarily kill them, but a lot came close and it was a damn good warning not to fuck with the two man staff at Jail Bate. A lot of girls got their wrists slit. Sometimes they showed pictures. Sometimes they didn¡¦t even bother to wait for the girls to run away. One girl was tied up on the crossbeam in the basement. Like a crucifixion. She was incredibly heavy. She sagged and bled and dripped with everything. Manny loved that picture. Too bad the editors were dead now. Caught, put on trial, and slammed into Death Row. Dead. Fuck it. Manny didn¡¦t care anymore. He walked over to pick the magazine back up. His pink constable needed to get back on the beat. With a sigh he sucked it up (not figuratively though he could show you a video where that was possible). He started up again. His heart beat a little faster¡K no biggie, it happens. He started to sweat¡K happens, you know. But¡K he started to get warm. Very¡K very warm. He¡¦d take his shirt off when he was done, go outside and have a smoke or something. No¡K not this was a little too hot. It started to become enough of a nuisance that he wanted to stop. The veins on his hands popped out as he attempted to stop. He couldn¡¦t. He knew of the dangers associated with doing this sort of thing too frequently, but none of them were like what happened to him then. His hand was clenched. Hard. Were his joints locking? Obviously¡K but its not like he did it any more than any of the other guys who walked in and out of the store¡K what the fuck was going on? Seriously, what the fuck is this. He was quickly reaching climax, but instead of the average wave of sacrilegious pleasure there was a searing wave of pain. That last one must¡¦ve had something bad inside her. Then suddenly¡K right as he felt as if he were ready to eject his white lifeboats from the battleship, something jammed. Something clogged, something kept the poor unborn sonsofabitches at bay. His body began to shake. At first it was a slight quiver, then his body erupted into spasms. He lost his train of thought; he saw the blue room turn a hazy red. His hand let go, his skin flushed an unnatural, unholy red. The door to his stall slammed open and he saw himself in the mirror, above the sink where he threw the panties. He looked painted red; his hair was blackening and burning. Suddenly his eyesight began to fade and darken. If his eyes hadn¡¦t been melting and rolling down the side of his face, he would¡¦ve noticed his skin tightening and tearing from his skull. His jaw was clenched, he screamed through teeth whose lips were slowly peeling away. It was as if an incredibly strong wind was blowing his flesh backwards and off his skeleton. Soon all the flesh from his body, save his hand and everything attached to it, crawled slowly off his body. He was a mass of bleeding, exposed muscle. One by one the muscles fell off his body, once again, save his hand and his nailer that was getting pounded by a vicious, outside force. When all the muscles had fallen he was a shuddering skeleton, filled with organs, continuing to rub the only part of him that seemed alive. And then it happened. Erupting from his urethra came (in every sense of the word) a fire that could melt diamonds. Tearing through the final shaft of flesh came a sinewy red claw. It clenched at the open air and made a fist as the rest of the arm grew out of the man¡¦s most prized possession. Another arm crawled through, followed by a head. This¡K whatever it was, had no flesh itself. Muscles exposed no nose, bone for claws, it smiled and smiled and, setting foot on the ground, it helped pull another one of its kind out from the man. Flames consumed not only the bathroom, or the building, but the entire street in a matter of seconds. In this new world of flame new men were being born from one man, the Father, the portal from the depths of hell to Earth. Soon, after many days of Satan¡¦s minions coming forth from the man¡¦s genitals, the remains were carried to the highest hill of Jerusalem. Satan himself then erupted in his terrible glory from the aorta of Manny. His decadent greatness soared out of the mouth of the skull. It was then that the human race bowed down before their master, for all eternity. Just because some douche had no self control. (Last edited by Bluebeard on 06-06-06 09:41 PM) |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| I wrote a story in dedication to this day. Go to the Story Realm forum and look at the thread titled Manny.
There's a disclaimer before it, if that's any incentive for you to take a look at it. |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| Whoa. Bumpity bump bump bump.
And to think, after all this time, I haven't seen the movie. I've gotta close this now. Oh wellll. *Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick to- CLOSED.* |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| That bus hitting him DOES look really realistic for some reason. Po' Jesus.
And that song... I need that song, its stuck in my head now. I'm back from outerspace. |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| Bumps...? BUMPS? WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL ENTERTAINMENT/MUSIC FORUM! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU HAD THOSE? HOW THE HELL DO I TELL IF I HAVE THEM? JESUS CHRIST AT LEAST WARN ME ABOUT IT.
That's it. After we go to the doctors office we're going to see my lawyer. I want a divorce.  < and you can KEEP the kid we had.
*"Closes" thread. Gets 2 consecutive life sentences  * |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| Those are all so very sweet. I'd like to see the last one used for the board banner... though the first one has its own area of sweetness it encompasses.
Make one with the King of All Cosmos from Katamari Damacy and you'll be a board god. |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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Originally posted by Zabuza Originally posted by Skittles Commercial Originally posted by Bluebeared, in the disclaimer before my story Well, because you've enough time to post about why not to look at it, I assume you've got time to at least skim through it. Its only four paragraphs. So, I am specifically asking you, Zabuza, will you critique my story? Take my boyish yearning for a review as a compliment. Oh... and on 6/6/06 I went to the doctors and he believes I have an enflamed intestinal track. Or crones disease. Or collidus. Or a mix of both. And I possibly have arthritis in my joints. And my ankle started swelling unnaturally too... maybe the devil WAS doing something bad upon that day... |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| What are you guys talking about? Thats 10000 times better than any video project I would make for school. I take it the same doesn't go for you though.
I liked it, though parts were hard to hear. Post up the sequal when its finished. |
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Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days
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Aha, thanks.
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Yep, copied and pasted. Looks like crap but I didn't feel like going through the whole thing and editing it all. And thank god you realized it was supposed to be funny... sure its horrific... but its meant to be funny!
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Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days
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Okay, so I just totally creamed myself.
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Somehow, some way, get that as the banner for the board. That is, indeed, "FREAKIN' AWESOME!".
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Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days
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HEY SHADDOW?! YOU READY TO GO DOWN MO' FUGGA!!?
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Yeah... I didn't think so... 
Looks like it has to be a fight... WHY CAN'T WE JUST GO TO COUNSELING?!! Hey... how do we know what eachother characters are like? Do we post them before each battle or something...? Or should we post them in here?
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Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days
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NO! The answer is simple!
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Why not go with... *Drumroll...* XEOLAND!! Seriously. Keep it Xeoland! It's already known as that... its classy, recognizable, its all around family fun!
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Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days
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lol don't worry about it, it was one of those things I had the bizarre urge to chase |
Is today World's Oceans Day or 6/6/06 World's Oceans Day? Aha, on the Colbert Report, it mentioned how instead of using an actual painting depicting Satan, CNN used for their story about 6/6/06 a picture of a Balrog from a 1977 Lord of the Rings calendar. | |||||||||||
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