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AlpoRaggins

Troubadour
Not so much dead.








Since: 12-11-04
From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow

Since last post: 6410 days
Last activity: 6299 days
Posted on 08-02-05 07:17 PM, in A battle in Somewhere Link
"My bike, 'uh? That hasn't been mine for a long, long time, darling. And unless you plan on actually taking something, I'd go by the law of living around here and just roll along outta here before trouble starts."

*Picks a peach from the tree, lobs towards Mika*

"Catch."
AlpoRaggins

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Since: 12-11-04
From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow

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Posted on 08-02-05 07:22 PM, in Cool down time for Mr. J. Literal... Link
Nah, there's no drug problem. That was really a minor part in all this. Its sorta too late; I already exploded, but you gotta understand thats the way to do it with her or else you won't get anything, ever. There is absolutely, positivly no other way but to scare the shit out of her. And this was the first time I've yelled at her in years.

I've spoken to my brother, nothin came out of it.

I've spoken to my sister, you know what came from that.

I've spoken to my dad, and he's giving me loan money until she pays me back, just incase I need it (because he's pissed that she's doing this to me, mainly because she, in a way, stole his money from him).

Aaaaaand, thats it for those who I can speak with. She picked a damn good time to do all this, right when my mother left for vacation, the only person who can do anything to stop this crazy bitch.

AlpoRaggins

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Since: 12-11-04
From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow

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Posted on 08-02-05 09:15 PM, in A battle in Somewhere Link
"Whuh..." Turshman blinks and he feels a gash at his side.

"GAH! Thats an... old feeling,"

"I know what happened last time I refused to fight a woman."

Turshman attempts a kick at Mika's blade, misses as his leg swings over it and he slides backwards, just a little bit. The rampant cutting continues as he builds up the courage to actually hit her, until he realized that he was completely unarmed. Walking backwards, arms steadied in front of him as if they could block the onslaught, he slowly made his way to the bicycle where his weapon lay attached to the back, where it would usually stick up, looking like a slender glowing traffic cone. Yet this time...

"Damn. It fell into the pond..."

Turshman wades backwards, guiding his foot along the submerged sands as to look for his missing weapon.
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Since: 12-11-04
From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow

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Posted on 08-02-05 10:44 PM, in Mario is Missing Link
Wow. I just played this, and it was a surprise. Better than I hoped it to be.

Has anyone played it?
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Since: 12-11-04
From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow

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Posted on 08-02-05 11:09 PM, in Mario is Missing Link
Its a SNES game, its a far cry from the Mario series original set up. You go around the world (OUR WORLD, not the Mushroom Kingdom) from city to city, and you have to find three artifacts that are native to that city, and you have to give them over to an information booth at three different locations in the city. Its really interesting for some reason...
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Since: 12-11-04
From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow

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Posted on 08-03-05 01:05 PM, in Cool down time for Mr. J. Literal... Link
She broke.

AHAHA!

She's getting it back to me. And I didn't even need help from my parents OR my brother.

She told me she'd give it to me so long as I'm nice and don't flip out on her. You know why. Cause she said I never acted like that and it scared her shitless! And I was all "Well, thats what money'll do to ya." Then I crucified her and gave her the kiss of death.
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Since: 12-11-04
From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow

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Posted on 08-03-05 01:28 PM, in Mario is Missing Link
It is Edutainment. I've' only gotten past the first... er, hallway. The game is long as balls, but at least its edutaining.
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Since: 12-11-04
From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow

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Posted on 08-03-05 10:04 PM, in A battle in Somewhere Link
Falling backwards into the water, Turshman found his beloved Gateau.

"Maybe I haven't done this longer than I had thought..."

Turning the heat cone to a low setting, Turshman walked in a circular motion out of the pond, both hands on the hilt and the cone pointing away from Mika at waist level. His own usual stance.

Taking a step forward, he raised the cone in a arch above his head, as if it were light as a feather, and produced a downward swoop into Mika's direction.
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Since: 12-11-04
From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow

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Posted on 08-03-05 10:38 PM, in Sneaux Shoes Link
So if an alligator can bite these and not puncture them, they've gotta be pretty durable.

I dunno. I still have a pair of converse from seventh grade, given the fact that they're almost torn in half. I think I'll stick with my old style.
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Since: 12-11-04
From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow

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Posted on 08-03-05 10:41 PM, in "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" pictures out Link
Aw... thats Mad Eye? He was one of my favorite characters... they should've just given him makeup, make one eye enormous. I dunno, thats how the picture looked in the book.

Come to think of it, I haven't even seen some of the Harry Potter movies, let alone read the newest book. Its gonna be hard to make those kids look young later on.
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Since: 12-11-04
From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow

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Posted on 08-03-05 10:42 PM, in Family guy the movie! Link
My sister saw it, she said it was wicked funny. But what I didn't think was very funny was how she didn't bring it home for me to see! *fumes*.

I could've sworn I saw it on adult swim one day though, an advertisement for it. But this was a long time ago.
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Since: 12-11-04
From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow

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Posted on 08-03-05 10:44 PM, in Easy Listening Link
I can't really become relaxed with hardcore music. Usually I use that stuff to get pumped up in order to kick some ass at whatever I'm doing.

But a band thats really relaxing sometimes would be the Shins. At least I find them a little relaxing. I listen to music right before I go to bed every night, so maybe it depends onhow the day went for me.
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Since: 12-11-04
From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow

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Posted on 08-03-05 10:47 PM, in Layout Thread Link
Rocking the newly done post layout, all thanks to HoboConductor. Props man.

Though its a bit big, I had to use some space up with that FE picture and the "damn straight" in order to show the whole background. Its better than before where it just showed Lupin's big face grinning right atcha.
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Since: 12-11-04
From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow

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Posted on 08-03-05 10:50 PM, in "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" pictures out Link
Yeah, might as well. Its worth seeing them in theaters, but personally I'd just wait until it comes onto cable a year later. Its not like they have too too much to cut out. I'm not a huge fan myself, but its got its own little thing going on with it. If you feel like renting them, by all means do so. Its got medievil aspects to it, I'm not sure how to explain it really.

Go for it. Promote literature.
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Since: 12-11-04
From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow

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Posted on 08-03-05 10:55 PM, in I wonder ... Link
IT CAME... FROM EEEEEBAY!!!

I love Attack of the Show... they've got a special on most of they're episodes about oddities they find on Ebay. Like a ceremic bunny, with a gun. And tons of other crazy stuff.

Oh, attack of the show is a show on G4... if you get digital cable, G4 is usually what I watch when I'm really bored and at my dads house.

Do the gold cartridge thing. You'll probably get somethin out of it.


(Last edited by J. Literal on 08-04-05 01:56 AM)
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Since: 12-11-04
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Posted on 08-03-05 10:59 PM, in "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" pictures out Link
Usually parts from the former books tie in with parts in the latter, so it'd be a good idea to check out the older ones before you go and see the new ones. Of course, you should read the books before hand, but you don't have to in order to understand the movie.
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Since: 12-11-04
From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow

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Posted on 08-03-05 11:03 PM, in Clitoris Link
I dunno. I always thought the funniest words were smegma, just for its name and meaning, and foreskin, just for... being foreskin.

Try replacing ANYTHING with the word foreskin.

Example: Foreskin > turkey

1) "Please pass the foreskin."

2) "Did you stuff the foreskin?"

3) "Foreskin is the best if you eat it right off the bone."
AlpoRaggins

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Since: 12-11-04
From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow

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Posted on 08-03-05 11:17 PM, in LEEROY JENKINS!! Link
OH MY GOD.

I don't blame that guy for doing what he did. That was really, really boring at first. That is fucking hilarious. I would do that sort of stuff all the time if I had that game.

I've never even played this, but I can reminisce doing stuff like this when I was playing multiplayer in certain games.
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Since: 12-11-04
From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow

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Posted on 08-03-05 11:23 PM, in Funny Come-On lines Link
Originally posted by X Marks the Spot
1 of my favourites is...

"It looks like someone took a couple of fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants."

I love that one.


AHAHA!!!! I almost put this one up just now! I saw this in a commercial and I laughed so hard.






(Last edited by J. Literal on 08-04-05 02:24 AM)
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Since: 12-11-04
From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow

Since last post: 6410 days
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Posted on 08-04-05 12:10 AM, in A battle in Somewhere Link
As the two weapons smashed, there was a terrible clatter of the blade breaking the glass cone. Heated orange glass flew in all directions, raining on Turshman's suit coat and landing upon the leaves. At awe of the breaking of his weapon, Turshman failed to see the burning tree behind him quickly spread its flames along the dry canopy that was the summer orchard.

All that was left was the thin wire filament that was blocked by the cone. Exposed to open air, the heat of the filament grew tremendous, almost too hot for its weilder to handle, but the heat resistant mantle that protected the holder from the cone before still allowed it to be held with little pain. Though thin, the wire was far from brittle, and whipped swiftly in the air. It's thin size also now allowed minor cuts to form, and burns were far easier to obtain, though the area of the wound was much, much smaller, and the ability to stab was completely lost.

---------------------------------------------------------------------
~New weapon: Phlegethon Rapier (incomplete)~
---------------------------------------------------------------------

Turshman took up arms as he looked at his surrounding, and then his enemy.

"Well this was rather sudden. With luck the fire won't escape this area. And I'll make sure you will not either. And to think the same disaster happened over such a smaller dispute compared to last time. Maybe I'll just let you live to hear my tale."

(ooc: lol, I love teh drama...)

Turshman turned and lithely whapped Mika with the burning filament. It was much quicker, and now warmed up he was truely ready to begin fighting as his potential.



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