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Posted on 12-29-05 03:12 PM, in Do I have too many Unicorns? Link
I have the same problem, its the server host most likely.
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Posted on 12-31-05 06:01 PM, in Crazy lady puts restraining order on David Letterman Link


That is indeed a crazy lady, maybe she just forgot to take her happy pills so she wouldn't be so cranky and paranoid.

As for Leno, she'd probably testify that his chin tried to seduce her, marry her, and then kill her for her family's vast fortune.
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Posted on 12-31-05 10:52 PM, in Your Psi-Q Link
take the psi-q psychic test yourself

An accurate test/quiz I would say, and I'm not surprised by my result either.
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Posted on 01-01-06 04:04 PM, in 31 Reasons Chuck Norris is Better Than You Link
That is just amazingly hilarious

Where did you find those Rogue, and any chance of you finding more?

Edit, Found some more

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided
to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK
assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard,
deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could
chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't @!%* with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized,
Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The
devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Chuck always wins unless he lets the Devil win.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer, Chuck Norris smoked 15
cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wise Man. He brought baby Jesus the gift of
"beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wise Men, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said,
"Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five
minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few
seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" Of course he can't shoot out of his finger. The German died of fright.

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris
did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying
"booya".

Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every
popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and [censored] on their floor, just
because he's Chuck Norris.

Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with
five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to
limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the
actors he fights.

Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If
you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.",
then you are dead wrong.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have
a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in
every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the [censored] out of viruses.
That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.

Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he
can "accidentally" beat the [censored] out of little kids.

Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor
wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.

One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler
did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by
Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact
change.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked
names for his left and right legs.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on
Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris
you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just
bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face.

Chuck Norris doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was working out in the gym with one of his daughter-in-laws. In an attempt to impress Norris, she started to train really hard. When she asked Chuck if he was impressed, he replied with "Weights don't hit back" and broke her neck with a roundhouse.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris has yet to get a Jeopardy question wrong. Jesus has missed two.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

Chuck Norris has every copy of National Geographic in his basement. He also has the ability to lift every single one of them at once.

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger, it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris round house kicked in the face that day.

If you unscramble the letters in "Chuck Norris" you get "Huck corn, sir." That is why every fall, Chuck travels to Nebraska and burns the entire state down.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

Takeru Kobayashi ate 50 and a half hotdogs in 12 minutes. Chuck Norris ate 12 asian babies in 50 and a half minutes. Chuck Norris won.

Whoever told you there are special effects in the Matrix is lying. For the 360 degree scenes, they just attached a camera to Chuck Norris's left foot.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris only masterbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

When cops pull Chuck Norris over, he writes THEM a ticket. And they never take it to court.

The leading cause of death in America is not smoking. It is, in fact, Chuck Norris. The supposedly rising number of people that die from smoking, is just a cover up of Norris' true ability.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.


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Posted on 01-01-06 04:09 PM, in Bored? Try these out! Link
Originally posted by Zabuza

A perpetually falling mannequin of a woman true to physics. If she gets stuck on the way down, you can click on her and move her back into a falling path.
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/tetka.html



Reminds me of Half Life 2 when Gordon gets the special gravity gun. Excellent finds Zabuza, I'm going to try that coke hacking sometime whenever I'm near one.
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Posted on 01-01-06 06:29 PM, in Male or female? Link
I'm going with... Female.
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Posted on 01-02-06 02:26 PM, in AcmlmBoard v1.92.08 Link
Being able to block layouts would be nice.
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Posted on 01-03-06 01:44 PM, in Back To School Link
Indeed Literal, for once the weather forecasters were actually right for once about snowy weather.
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Posted on 01-03-06 04:25 PM, in What are you listening to (revived)? Link
Metallica - Orion
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Posted on 01-03-06 04:53 PM, in RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS! Link
Good Comic, alas the final boss is too simple and easy to defeat. I kinda want to play doom now...
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Posted on 01-03-06 07:17 PM, in DOOM 3 Link
Its easier for me to play games on a computer rather than consoles, unless they are two buttons kind games. Accuracy with weapons, movement, and customization to the controls are a lot better with a keyboard and mouse in my opinion.
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Posted on 01-04-06 06:22 PM, in How you got your username Link
printed off a bunch of nouns and adjectives, cut them out then put them in a hat and... no I'm kidding.

It came to me for no reason.
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Posted on 01-04-06 07:30 PM, in Music Suggestions Link
I've been looking for more bands/albums to listen to and based on the following albums that I find to be enjoyable, hopefully you guys can give me some good suggstions. My collection will quadrouple after my dad gets the turntable fixed and I buy a cable to connect the computer and stereo system/turntable.

The Beatles
1962-1966
1967-1970

Black Sabbath
Paranoid

Bob Dylan
The Essential Bob Dylan

The Doors
L.A. Woman
Strange Days

The Eagles
Eagles

Iron Maiden
Fear of the Dark
Number of the Beast
Piece of Mind
Killers
Powerslave

Jimi Hendrix
Hendrix Blues
Hendrix Live at Woodstock

Led Zeppelin
I
II
III
IV

Metallica
Master of Puppets
Ride the Lightning
Black Album
S&M

Pink Floyd
Atom Heart Mother
The Final Cut
The Man and the Journey (Live in Germany)
Pulse
Relics
Dark Side of the Moon
Ummagumma
The Wall
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Posted on 01-04-06 07:48 PM, in Happy B-Day Louis Braille Link
I noticed that google paid a tribute to Braille.

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Posted on 01-04-06 07:54 PM, in Music Suggestions Link
I acutally already enjoy listening to Guns n Roses, Aerosmith and the Beach Boys. I just don't have any of their albums. Cinderalla, haven't heard much of their music and same goes for Queen.

To think about it...a couple of my media players might have stuff on the artists and similar artists along with some samplers.

Jeez I wish I was old enough for a jorb, only 11 more days ti'll I'm legal...need to buy music and get the turntable fixed and stuff...
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Posted on 01-04-06 09:39 PM, in Tetris Attack Link
I'm game in any classic game tournaments though it seems hard to stop anyone from cheating, especially if they're a photoshop/gimp master or hack the game.
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Posted on 01-06-06 08:13 PM, in Seven Deadly Sins Link
Greed:Medium
 
Gluttony:Low
 
Wrath:Low
 
Sloth:Medium
 
Envy:Very Low
 
Lust:Very Low
 
Pride:Very Low
 


Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz

Tamarian, I'm honestly not even going to bother to prove if you're right or not, but I will say there are many paths to take to create the samething.
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Posted on 01-07-06 11:33 AM, in Refreshing WebPages considered illegal Link
Article Here

If the article somehow gets lost in the shuffle in the internet, here it is.

Lake senior faces felony charge
Thursday, January 5, 2006
BY Edd Pritchard REPOSITORY STAFF WRITER

LAKE TWP. - Asking folks in an Internet chat room to help crash his high school’s computer was a joke to one student.

School officials and Canton City Prosecutor Frank Forchione didn’t think it was funny.

On Wednesday morning, Forchione filed a felony criminal charge of disrupting public services against Michael W. Stone, 18, of 13634 Mogadore Ave. NW. Uniontown police arrested the Lake High School senior at the school.

“Michael said it was a joke,” Forchione said. “We showed him how we deal with this kind of joke.”

The incident occurred Dec. 2. Using a school computer, Stone created a blog on a Web site that encouraged others to use a link to another site. Once at the second site, Stone told users to “hold down F5 to help crash my school server,” according to police reports.

Forchione said school officials noticed that Lake High’s computer system was slowing down and called a technician who discovered the problem and its source.

School officials contacted Uniontown police, who investigated the case and turned over information to Forchione’s office.

Forchione said he filed charges because students need to know that officials will be aggressive when dealing with computer crime.

It’s not the first time local officials have investigated situations where students are misusing computers. Forchione noted a 2005 case in which four Jackson High School students were charged with misdemeanors after being caught accessing the school computer system. Some grades were changed.

There have been other incidents where officials couldn’t catch the person responsible for the computer crime, Forchione said.

“This new technology has created a whole wave of crimes, and we’re just trying to find ways to solve them,” Forchione said.

Lake Local School District officials acknowledged the incident, but said they couldn’t comment on charges filed against Stone.

Police took Stone to the Stark County Jail.

You can reach Repository writer Edd Pritchard at (330) 580-8484 or e-mail:

edd.pritchard@cantonrep.com


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Posted on 01-07-06 11:39 AM, in Layout Thread Link
posting because J. Literal told me too, and if I don't he'd whip me with his dad's split pants.
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Posted on 01-07-06 01:11 PM, in Voltron rocks. Link
I have never heard or seen voltron before until 10 minutes ago when you showed me the picture.

Looks like Power Rangers copied voltron or voltron copied power rangers. They probably copied each other.
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