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Posted on 05-02-12 09:09 PM, in OK, let's talk about those octuplets and their wacky mom, shall we? Link
I didn't think it was possible for me to loathe this woman any further, but alas, you have proven me wrong yet again, Rogue!
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Posted on 05-02-12 09:11 PM, in Woman Who Took Her 5-Year-Old Tanning Speaks Out Link
She looks like beef jerky.

And that makes me hungry.

Hungry for beef jerky.
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Posted on 05-03-12 02:36 PM, in Martial Arts Link
I am halfway through my yellow belt in Okuma-ha style Kenpo and I love it. Has anybody else practiced some form of martial art at some point? Is anybody learning one now?
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Posted on 05-04-12 10:45 PM, in Welp Link

>go to Gamestop
>try to preorder Call of Duty: Black Ops
>wait in line for multiple hours behind fat kids and weeaboos
>some thirty-odd-year-old is hassling the clerk about BlazBlue
>finally leaves
>drink my questionably motherfucking hot coffee
>wonder if it's actually motherfucking cold
>weeaboos are speaking broken Japanese
>yell out IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY IN A JAPANESE PRESCHOOL
>see a python in the corner
>you don't see snake
>start thinking with portals
>eventually get to the front of the line
>clerk is a GRRRRL gamer
>she wants to fuck
>she acts all "kawaii" and says "Uguu~" and "Desu~"
>tells me that only low-life virgins play Call of Duty, and that Halo is the best FPS ever
>I disagree
>she says Halo invented FPS
>I laugh and disprove her
>she says that Halo was the first shooting game, and that it invented plasma rifles and planes with weapons
>I call her an idiot
>she calls me a noob
>ask for Battletoads
>she questions the girth of my penis
>ask if she's got Belts and Zippers XIII
>she calls me a garden gnome
>I pay for the games
>she calls me a loser
>she still wants to fuck
>realise that Ondore is lying
>I take the game with my bear hands
>suddenly, she screams
>I scream
>the fat weeaboos scream
>I'm a bear
>she's a bear
>we're all bears
>she opens the door
>cops run in and yell 'get on the floor!'
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>realise I have to go back to potatos to get my fucking power wrist
FUCKING GAMESTOP

(Last edited by Nelrith on 05-04-12 10:45 PM)
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Posted on 05-08-12 09:09 PM, in Got this. Link
Happy birthday, Kyoku! Here's hoping for an awesome day with cake and stuff!
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Posted on 05-08-12 09:11 PM, in Welp Link
Originally posted by Phoenixocracy
Are...are we 4chan now?

>Implying we weren't always 4chan


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Posted on 05-08-12 09:12 PM, in Waterfall Sunset Link
Originally posted by X
Tired of finding myself constantly ending up in the "friend zone".

It gets old.

I'd marry you if I had titties...

that weren't shaped like flapjacks...

that weren't covered in chest hair...
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Posted on 05-11-12 04:37 PM, in Rogue (Rather Pathetically) Playing Around with Photoshop Link
Originally posted by Rogue
And here's Phoenix, after he decided to throw out a challenge to Photoshop his face onto a Pokemon:

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite post on the Citadel.
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Posted on 05-11-12 04:40 PM, in Welp Link
I actually don't even really like 4chan.

>implying that he doesn't still love greentext
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Posted on 05-13-12 04:44 PM, in Martial Arts Link
My Sensei was asked about if you should register your hands as deadly weapons when you received your black belt -- he giggled and told the class that it's a REALLY stupid idea to do so. I can't speak for Georgia, but it's definitely not the case here.
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Posted on 05-13-12 04:45 PM, in Rogue (Rather Pathetically) Playing Around with Photoshop Link
Thanks for my new profile pic, Rogue! <3
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Posted on 05-13-12 04:47 PM, in Diablo 3/Torchlight Megathread Link
Really wishing I had the money for this, my friends won't shut up about it and the gameplay looks AMAZING.
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Posted on 05-13-12 04:59 PM, in Well, that was quick [Relationship advice] Link
Originally posted by Rogue
And honestly, I don't think it was rushed at all. It's cute. I'd say it was fast if she was naked in your bed right after you sat her for dinner and you were uttering some form of a proposal.

Believe it or not, I know a ton of people that have fallen into this template.

Two weeks, though? Nah, that's not bad at all. You know where your priorities lie, which is getting to know her better. That alone demands some serious respect from me, most guys completely skip that step.

Good on you, man. In my first relationship, we were sleeping together by week two... but we didn't have sex until month 7. Granted, we were virgins until then, but there's nothing wrong with waiting.
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Posted on 05-14-12 07:31 PM, in Diablo 3/Torchlight Megathread Link
Got the money. Waiting at Gamestop until midnight. Not sure if my body is ready...
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Posted on 05-15-12 04:21 AM, in Diablo 3/Torchlight Megathread Link
Installed, but the ever annoying "Error 37" kept me from connecting to Battle.net. I finally was able to log in just for the game to tell me that I was unable to create a character. Might try the European servers, however...
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Posted on 05-15-12 10:36 PM, in Diablo 3/Torchlight Megathread Link
At least we're not spending 30 minutes trying to log in like last night, eh? That was a disaster.
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Posted on 05-20-12 01:56 AM, in The Dear Vulkar letters Link
Happy birthday, Elder Vulkar!
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Posted on 05-20-12 02:02 AM, in Diablo 3/Torchlight Megathread Link
I can see how INT would be good on a STR item -- in the later levels (Hell, Inferno), the extra resistances on a Barbarian could definitely come in handy. Sure, probably not as much as VIT, but still. I'm sure the rare Inferno sets will have a nice mixture of stats on them.
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