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[quote=Xeoman]So, I'm a bad influence now. I finally got hammered one night, deciding to go to my bosses house for a big party with just about everyone from work. After two years of holding back from them, I gave in and wanted to do it! I honestly had a blast and in the midst of it all, SO much drama happened its just not even funny. I think I can break this down into chapters.

For starters, remember that I'm somewhat of a shy guy. Not really, but I'm not the most outgoing and talkative person with people I don't know too well.

Some naughty stuff happened. For fun I'll put these in spoilers (nothing too stupid or anything I'll "regret"??? lawls)

1. Showed up at the party "Ahhhhh hell yeah Stevo!". I brought along "Bumblebeetuna" as my introduction to everyone.

2. One of my very good friends/coworkers helps me to his stash of Bud Lights. So I started with one of those, met his brother and started talking with a few others. I kind of stayed back a little bit at the back of the patio, laid low and just kind of "chilled" while I started. I was pretty slow at drinking compared to others, but I'm not a huge fan of the taste ... yet?

3. Another coworker notices me and gets excited. Jeff, someone who is apparently very dangerous and gets to be a "tough guy" when he's drunk. Luckily we're on good terms! He informed me that Bud Light sucks and gave me a Coors Light (these were somewhat bigger cans). I started with one of those and enjoyed it more, it tasted better. Then I think it started to kick in a bit ...

4. I just started going all out and introduced myself with "Bumblebeetuna" to everyone and it seemed to freak a few people out. One couple was so baffled with the phrase they akwardly responded with "Hola". Haha, a few hours later I saw them leaving at the door while I was randomly going to the bathroom and happily as ever waved goodbye to them and everything. I seriously think I freaked those guys out.

5. [spoiler]Jeff got "his girl" to ... flash me ... and they were peirced. It was interesting, on top of this she gave me a lap dance. Later during the night when I was probably in a wasted state he slapped her butt and told me to do the same, I did and boy was she pissed (at him for telling me to do it). =O, I was too carefree though in the state I was in. I didn't care about anything.

There was also another girl who had apparently just got her pepperoni's peirced. I don't know what it was but that just really turned me on that night, I really wanted to go up to her and start a conversation about them but she left! =( ...hahaha......[/spoiler]

6. Jeff threw me into the pool twice, a second time in the shallow end which kind of pissed me off. But I was still smart enough not to say anything to him about it, because he's pretty crazy. Luckily I had taken off everything but my briefs/gym shorts. For awhile I was just walking around casually in this.

7. Ron, a guy who was pushing people in the pool throughout the night had come back all dressed up and apparently with his $700 palm pilot in his pocket. He was wrestling with some girl near the pool and another female coworker I work with ... pushed him in, with his palm pilot in his pocket. This destroyed it. When he came out I don't think I've ever heard someone so pissed, he was screaming like a monster and cussing at her. This girl is the sister of my bosses wife, so we know that's not good. People tried to calm him down but he insisted that she pay him $700 and stormed off for awhile.

8. My Asst. Manager showed up with his girlfriend. After talking with them for awhile, a few hours of enjoying myself and whatnot, I started talking with her and him again. This was the second time I had met his girlfriend and I forgot her name. "What the fuck do you mean OH BOBBIE???" she started completely going off on me and thought he was introducing me to other girls. Man, she scared me more than anybody else at the time.

9. People were talking shit on Ron and Jeff being a childhood friend of his started getting pretty pumped up about it. This is when he started entering his crazy "bring it" stage.

10. People in the kitchen were playing quarters and my good friend who gave me my first Bud Light - his girlfriend was on the steps crying and freaking out. Apparently she was pretty upset with him, but I guess he said she gets emotional when she's drunk. They seemed to turn out fine.

11. Ron comes back. I'm inside so I don't know a lot about this, but apparently he came back and started to continue argueing with the girl who threw him in the pool. This pissed off her sister, again my bosses wife, whom was also pregnant and we were at -their- hourse. Something happened and she told Ron to basically screw off and leave, Ron got in her face and said it straight back ... while walking back into the house, my boss exploded unto the scene and was screaming in his face "SAY WHAT AGAIN BITCH" ... he's probably a good 50-75 lbs more than Ron and at least a head taller, Ron was up against a wall and I was just staring through the kitchen. A friend of both their's got up to break them apart, Ron was just pissed and basically said whatever then left.

12. About an hour later, we get a phone call saying that our Jiffy Lube was robbed without the alarm being set off. Someone had taken the bench and threw it through the front door and they took the cash register. Hmmm, wonder who it was? My boss and his wife left to head up there and check it out and to talk to the cops that were there.

13. Jeff and my Asst's girl started getting a little too playful (Bobbie, the one who freaked out on me for forgetting her name), and that made my Asst want to leave. Sometime later he was parked up on the grass with his truck waiting for her to get in the car, but she was freaked out saying "people die" and weird stuff like that. It took probably 1-2 hours of people talking to both of them to settle them down and to get her to leave with him.

14. When my boss and his wife left they left this one girl in charge and she took it to heart. Her and her friend got into an arguement with Jeff and others, then her and her friend went inside and bickered at each other for like an hour or something while one of my friends Nick said maybe one or two things to them the entire time just kind of sitting there listening. I was listening while I kind of laid at the bottom of the steps (at this time I was getting tired and sobbering up a bit, I guess). I just laid there almost laughing at their arguement.

15. Finally my bosses wife came back home and specifically said they didn't care if I slept over there, but I was feeling pretty good at that time (maybe 3-4 am). I felt pretty good and figured I could make it home. "Fuuuuuuuuck No!" Nick insisted, but I went ahead and left. I drove home fine and I only lived about 5 minutes away, though a cat ran out in front of me and scared the crap out of me. Though as everyone told me today at work I was still probably drunk, just sobbered up a bit. Good thing I didn't get pulled over.

15b. Today Nick told me when I told him I was going to drive home that night, I turned 5 words into one. So yeah, I guess I was slurring like crazy, but I didn't know. :P

16. Jeff and some of his friends all left to go party somewhere else, extremely pissed off as well.

My Xeolike powers: I never puked. Though I had a hangover until about 2pm the next day.

The next day: My boss fired Jeff and Ron. The big thing is, they were all best friends for years upon years to the point that they were almost like brothers. Things don't seem very good between them all, Jeff backed up Ron while my boss feels pretty alone about things. All that in one night ...

Hopefully this all makes some sense. o_O

In the midst of it all, -I- personally had a great time. Minus the fact that for awhile I was pissing like a donkey every 10 minutes, it was great. Looking back at it though I'm sure I looked like a retard, I seriously could NOT walk very well for quite awhile and was stumbling all over. But yeah, I felt far more open than ever and just didn't care about anything [refer to part 2 of #5]. It was fun, but hopefully next time there won't be so much drama!

With all the drama that happened, I was and am neutral on everything. I'm a friend of just about everyone there and I'm not taking sides. I was just there to have a good time myself.

Anyways, I'm not saying anyone here should drink or anything. Just thought I'd share my first experience with anyone who cares. :P, I'm sure there's more stuff I'm forgetting now and this isn't too detailed, but oh well.

<s>Chapter 1?</s> :P :P :P[/quote]

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Gan Ning Posts: 222/278	Yeah, let this be an imporant lesson to you. 1. Never ever ever get drunk off your ass without good friends with you. 2. Know your limits, especially when you're a noob at drinking. 3. The most important lesson of all. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO GET PISSED (Translation from UK Lingo: "Really really drunk") EVERYTIME YOU GO DRINKING! Seriously. Getting tipsy/slightly drunk/whatever is allways preferable to getting wrecked. 4. Also remember you can pretty much lose control when you're really drunk, so be careful you don't end up offending anyone/getting into trouble. Damn, I sound like a bloody infomercial or something..
Xeoman Posts: 6530/11751	Nah, that's the good thing I guess. Being pretty good friends with my boss and knowing him for a few years (odd he's only 22 too). I went in about 6 hours late that day. Originally I woke up at his house (his wife was home sleeping too and they didn't care some of us stayed the night). They had called me at about 11:00 saying I was late, I was so crappy and just kind of said "Yeah huh", so they didn't really care and just said go in whenever. I called in later after I drove home around noon asking off because I felt like complete crap, but they ended up needing me for a few hours later that day. It really sucked cause I could just barely function. But yeah, most of the guys kind of let that all slip for me.
Bitmap Posts: 4719/7838	You diddnt get in trouble with your boss right Xeo? I mean, I would be down right pissed with myself if my boss was yelling at me to get up for work man.
Xeoman Posts: 6528/11751	My friends and I from work usually get together Sunday nights for bowling/pool and whatnot and sometimes do things afterwards. Well, one guy brought a few girls along, yadda yadda, so we went back to my bosses house to hang out afterwards (same place I was at where the first story happened). I was pretty stupid and SLAMMED down a handful of Coors, one of the guys said I downed 4-5 before he was done with one. Its pretty apparent now I'm pretty different when I'm drunk, it extremely loosens me up. I was obviously kind of flirting/hitting one of the girls that followed us back there to hang out. Threw around some really bad jokes and some really good ones, when they left I guess I got a little angry (not with them though). Asked for their numbers (but I don't even remember this), and then from there it was all downhill. I wasn't out of control violently, but my mind was completely shooting out of my mouth and I was just pissed, at this time it was just two guys from work and me. Half the time I wasn't even talking directly at them, just spouting out dumb shit left and right. Well, simply put I got extremely shitfaced by the end of the night. Today and yesterday looking back at the night was like piecing back together a weird dream that happened. I threw up (in a trash can they laid next to the couch I was on for awhile luckily) and I still can't even remember that. I can't remember getting up and going to a bed there and when my boss got up he said he was yelling at me trying to get me up for work but I was too knocked out. Yesterday just sucked. I guess you could say I experienced my first real hangover, it lasted all day long and I couldn't even eat. I'm not going to go into major detail with that night, I'm sure it would just be embarassing/etc. But yeah, I learned my lesson ... don't chug beers. Take it easy!.. Edit: Its definitely a matter of trust with who you drink with too. One of my best friends from work has been out of town, so he wasn't there. At the party (see first post) he made sure I stopped, after I lost count of how many beers I had he told me to stop drinking and start drinking some water. Definitely good to have some true friends around at times like these I'd say.
Bitmap Posts: 4708/7838	Originally posted by Gan Ning And Bud Light? And COORS? Yuck. I feel sorry for you, getting drunk off piss in a can. Bud Light is good to me, then again, my dad got me hooked on it
Gan Ning Posts: 221/278	Welcome to the wonderful world of alcohol. I wish my drinking experience was as fun as the one you described, but whatever. And Bud Light? And COORS? Yuck. I feel sorry for you, getting drunk off piss in a can.
Bitmap Posts: 4686/7838	Originally posted by Lord X Seems I have much to learn. Its one of those experiences where you dont want to be addicted to alcohol. Seriously, seems my mom is hooked on it alot, she cant live without a drink. But if you ask me, I love rum. Captain Morigan is my best friend / Sailing partner. I remember when I first got drunk though. Well, It wasn't the same story as I mentioned on my first post here, but it was still funny. I was at Jake's apartment, and we had 2 24 cases of Budweizer, I then learned that I can hold alcohol pretty good. But beyond 12 cans, I can get pretty shitfaced. And I only weigh 135
Shuyin Posts: 1482/1858	5 more months and I can buy my own booze. =) I've been going to college for 2 years, so I have way too many drunk stories. The college I went is known as 'Wastern' by all in Michigan. In fact here's a Rolling Stone quote: "Western Michigan University has never been on our list of Top Party Schools because everyone who parties there ends up forgetting what the fuck happened to them the night before." -Rolling Stone Magazine 2004 I got to CSUN in California now, so the atmosphere is a little more chill.
Rogue Posts: 3452/11918	I've come to learn that the whole "Beer before liquor, never sicker/Liquor before beer, you're in the clear" is bunk. It's all in the same place, some of it's not going to agree with each other. As Zoso learned in Vegas a couple years ago, DO NOT mix tequila and vodka, and continue taking shots of schnapps. He woke up naked in the middle of a hotel room and after coloring the bathroom with various shades of vomit. Supposedly, it's best to keep to the same color liquids. Clearer ones (vodka, gin, etc) have less effect the next day and so on. However, I had a night of drinking nothing but rum (drank the equivalent of a bottle and a half) and didn't feel so nice the next day. Anyway, the main thing to learn is to find and know your limit. Also once you turn 21, your constitution can completely be shot to hell.
Spyware Posts: 690/720	Originally posted by Lord X Seems I have much to learn. yes you do, but its a fun learning experince . just remeber its beer before liquor, if its the other way around you throw up
Xeoman Posts: 6518/11751	Seems I have much to learn.
Spyware Posts: 689/720	just remeber you dont buy alchol you rent it xeo XD (aka using the bathroom alot) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pepperoni+Nipples you had budweiser alwready bud light is budwieser light and corona is a mexican beer, its epenisve and smelss like a skunk, but is sooooooooo good.
Xeoman Posts: 6517/11751	So, Budweiser and Corona. I need to try those out. I think I liked Coors more because it seemed less tangy, then again because of that it almost tasted more watery. I can see what people (not just you Rogue) are saying about beer being so watered down and you're just drinking so much ... no wonder I had to visit the men's room so much. Meh. I need some more saki.
Spyware Posts: 688/720	Spoiler: yeah pepperonis are when a girl has big nipple circles, doesnt mean pearcing, but its all the same thing XD well ive had 2 40's int he last 45 mins, im drunk
Xeoman Posts: 6516/11751	I don't know, pepperoni's ... is that some kind of term? I guess I was just using it as a reference. ~~She had pierced tits.~~ There?
Rogue Posts: 3451/11918	Actually on looking back on my statement, it's relatively unfair in that it leaves out a lot of the really good American microbrews. People are weird when discussing their nipples.
Spyware Posts: 687/720	Spoiler: when someone has pepperonis it means they have big brown circle(bigger then normal) around their nipples that look like pepperonis :p im also a budweiser man, i dont drink anything but american beer, unless its corona . I DO agree its water that gets you drunk XD. I cant stand the thick black imported german beer that tastes like dirt, some imports are ok. i got a good drunk story, a couple of times we walked to mcdonalds behind my sub, and would hit on the chicks working at night, i got a couple of their numbers, never called but it was fun XD or when one of my friends jumped off the 2nd story roof into the kids pool. im kinda drunk right now
Xeoman Posts: 6515/11751	Well I tried "summer brew" with a few people last night. It was delicious, it was sprite, whine, lemonade, some beer ... or something? I don't know, a bunch of stuff together and it just tasted like lemonade. I didn't care to get drunk though, but it was tasty.
Rogue Posts: 3443/11918	I'd share my drinking stories, but it's more interesting to look at the pictures (mostly from the Rocky cast parties). Thankfully none of me. Well Xeo, you've just had one of many preludes to your 20s. Cheers! Drinking/intoxicant parties tend to either bring people together or completely and utterly fuck things up, so do be wary about that in the future. P.S. Bud Light does suck. And so does Coors. American beer is like having sex in a canoe--it's fucking near water.
Bitmap Posts: 4667/7838	I guess Ill share my Drunk story as well, then provide some feedback. Yeah, ive been drunk, and surprisingly, ive been more drunk while I was at my Disney Program more than I was here, but all (6 times I think) the times ive been drunk, I only threw up once. It was a funny story, I was at my friend Jake's apartment one night and we went sailing with Captain Morgin. It was Me, Jake, Coriee, Dan, Erica, Neldin the Mexican, Sarah, The europeans, and Sarah the Japanese girl. Well, while we were jamming out to Aerosmith (This was the day we all got back from SUper Soap weekend at Disney's MGM studious, and we saw Aerosmith live in concert), Erica was talking to me while she was mixing me a drink. Well, I learned never get a drink from an Irish girl, because I was pretty crazy. Mainly I made everyone laugh by playing Katamari Damacy without the TV, I was rolling up random clothes I found at Jake's apartment, and no one there played the game, so they laughed at what I was doing. Well later we played this board game called Apples to Apples, and mainly was messing up everyone. Like when someone put out the card "Death", I always tried to put out a card that had nothing to do with it, once I put I thought of Sex when I thought of Death, and everyone was laughing at me cause they knew I kept thinking of Sex for some reason. Well, after we played a few boerd games, I decided to find a huge stick from the forest nearby, come back, and wore this red cloak I stole from the banner outside the pavillion, and told everyone I was Nagis the Wizard. (They dont know I had a screen name like mine) I was enchanting everyone's drink jokingly, saying that you will meet Mickey and he will fire you unless you drinked. However it more or less sounded like: "OH MY GAWD GUYS, IM YELLING THIS, SO LISTEN, DRINK THAT DRINK, FOR IT IS MICKEY'S BLOOD.....NO KIDDING PEOPLE, LET ME ENCHANT IT. YOU ARE FIRED, OH HAHHAHAHAHHAA." But after I yelled it I was a good boy, I can sometimes get a little carried away, but im not annoying when I do it. I know my limits. But my inner Nagis sometimes comes out for some reason, I get a little carried away, so I decide to be called a different person when I do it. Well, now comes the most hilarious part. It got to the point of drinking where I was seeing triple, and I had to walk home in the freezing cold. Well, I got to my friend's apartment, I diddnt want to go to mine because my roomies were fuckers. So I got to my friend's apartment right, Went to sleep, and felt like I was sleeping on a hammock. Woke up, reached for the door, fell over, laughed some more, then threw up on the floor. Sick, but I diddnt wake up with a hangover. But Xeo, as shocked as I was, I would never drink and Drive, in fact, I always ask for every key and keep them, even the house keys for some retarded reason. Also, did you guys find out about the roobbing at the Jiffy Lube store? Hopefully things went ok!
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