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| Kynriy Posts: 27/30 |
Yeah but I'm lazzzzyyyy... |
| Elara Posts: 5058/9736 |
Originally posted by Kynriy That would have been more accurate in my opinion. But oh well. |
| Kynriy Posts: 26/30 |
LOL hand vagina
XD |
| Ryan Posts: 1641/1748 |
HAI GUYZ WANNA PLAY KICKBALL?
Haven't seen Hand Vagina before, but ultimately hilarious. |
| Cteno Posts: 716/3416 |
Done by the same people. I now present to you...
...Hand Vagina |
| Kynriy Posts: 25/30 |
I found a script lol. If I had hand-wrote it it would be full of CAPS and !'s.
Like-- Your babies will run as fast as KENYANS! People will see them running and think they're KENYANS! They'll race as fast as KENYANS, In a race with actual KENYANS, And it'll be a tie, And they'll get deported back to KENYAAA!!!! |
| Elara Posts: 5052/9736 |
Did you find the script for the videos or did you just watch them over and over until you could get it all down?
Proposterone! |
| Kynriy Posts: 22/30 |
Haha. PowerThirst is the best.
Hump-catting! (similar to bear-blasting) FIZZBITCH! And, of course, Kenyans XD Ah, good times. |
| Elara Posts: 5046/9736 |
I love those ads so much... they are so dumb so so funny!
Kenyans!!!! |
| Cteno Posts: 713/3416 |
I feel like less of a man... I was sipping a Rockstar... |
| Lord Alexandor Posts: 169/417 |
I had seen the original POWERTHIRST (AAAHHH!!!), but I hadn't seen the second POWERTHIRST (ROCKET EDITION!!!!)
I love the Bear-Blasting and the Kenya thing, even though it is a terribly blatant stereotype. 
This made me laugh right before bed. Good stuff! |
| Kynriy Posts: 16/30 |
I laughed SO HARD!!!
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