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| Phoenixocracy Posts: 922/2746 |
Phoenix smelt the old gym socks, wondering where it was coming from. He cautiously sniffed his cauldron and turned away quickly. He ran towards Vulkar, vomit spewing from his mouth. Vulkar was in for a treat.
***Projectile vomiting: Lasts two posts. It is a projectile attack, and will burn any armor/flesh if hit. Also makes you smell really bad, and ruins your appetite.*** |
| Squire Vince Posts: 60/1586 |
"The fool is back!" Squeezing the triggers of his guns a fork and knife explode from the barrel, "Phoenix, bottoms up!" He launched bunny after bunny into Phoenix's cauldron. |
| Elara Posts: 5740/9736 |
Team Edward... how did that one slip in?
*Lightning crackles from the sky again and the Team Edward box erupts into flames as it plummets to the ground* Better. *the rabbits taste like old gym socks* |
| Lord Vulkas Mormonus Posts: 3568/4541 |
In communist Xeomerica, the Xeodent elects YOU.
In Phoenix capitalism, the cauldrons of water burn like plastic. Which is to say it looks cool, but smells absolutely terrible. Vulkar's eyes widened, first at the forth box, entitled "Team Edward." Clearly Vulkar was hotter than even Edward Cullen! Then he saw the bunnies, and a madness took over. He charged into the roasting bunnies, and ate with happiness. |
| Phoenixocracy Posts: 757/2746 |
OOC: Its rigle. Lol. And I know. I'm about to text the fool now to come help me out. He bailed.  |
| Elara Posts: 5732/9736 |
((Don't forget vince_regie)) |
| Phoenixocracy Posts: 756/2746 |
Phoenix stares in awe, shock numbing his brain.
If Vulkar manages to eat all of these, he will be ten times more powerful! Thinking quickly, Phoenix pulls a cauldron from inside of his tux, already filled with water. He quickly sits it on the ground, and lights the grass below ablaze. Unless I eat them first... Phoenix glances up at Kyoku and Vulkar to see what they are planning. A grimace appears on his face as he realizes that no one is helping him. "Damn commies," he mutters beneath his breath. |
| Elara Posts: 5728/9736 |
"You may call me by my mortal name of Elara. And I have a feeling that Kyoku might take offense to your statement."
*She looked at both opponents, a grin spreading over her face* "So you both wish to fight here and now... alright. I personally shall remain aloof unless it becomes necessary to step in, however, I shall make it interesting for both of you. Good luck." *Another flash of lightning strikes the ground and the woman was gone. The combatants find themselves looking at the crowd floating above them in observation boxes labled Team Vulkar, Team Phoenix, and a huge one labeled Team Kyoku. The field is now overrun with bunny rabbits* ((I'm going to be throwing in random gags. If I come in it will be as standard Elara)) |
| Phoenixocracy Posts: 750/2746 |
"Vulkar, you can have those two," Phoenix said, overhearing his remark to Kyoku."I've got my eye on the dark haired one in the back." Phoenix sent a wink over in the direction indicated, and several women fainted in awe.
"Lets get down to business, Bugs." He glanced to the Elf Goddess and winked once more. "If you don't mind, Elf GodModder, the men are about to Tango...unless you wish to salsa?" |
| Lord Vulkas Mormonus Posts: 3565/4541 |
((This was discussed via PMing, basically what it comes down to is that we're keeping this battle as light and humorous as possible, and anyone can post/battle as they wish. If it gets too serious, I'll move it over.))
Vulkar grinned at Kyoku as Elara blocked Phoenix's blast. "The girls are swooning over me!" He points at two girls in the front row, ash from Phoenix's fire covering their once beautiful faces. "Specifically, those two!" He decided not to mention their constant and disturbing stalking of his Facebook. Not to mention their excessive use of the word, "glomp," "Who wants to kill some bunny lovers!" |
| Elara Posts: 5722/9736 |
"Normally I would agree with you... but this is not the battle realm, plus I am a god, and a mod... therefore I cannot help but godmod."
((I was SO hoping you would say that, I was dying to use that line)) *she saw the blast and held up her hand, a shield of dark energy crackled into existance and the fire hit it with no effect* "Now, seriously, as one of the ancient Masters of Darkness that protect this realm, I ask that if serious combat shall take place it be in the battle realm to maintain order. If you wish allies you may use them *nods at Kyoku* but this is the last time I will ask." ((For sim rules and such, as well as for proper forum use, I do ask you move it to simbattle. This whole idea is hilarious and awesome, but battles belong there, not here.)) |
| Phoenixocracy Posts: 734/2746 |
Phoenix looked down at his hands as the fire went out.
"The Dark Elf Goddess should know better than to GodMod, don't you think , Vulkar?" Phoenix smiled and summoned the holy fire into his hands once more. "What say I, Elf Goddess? I say that this is not just about Vulkar--oh no. I want total board domination." With that, Phoenix sent a ball of fire hurling towards the Elf Goddess. If she moved out of the way, it would smash into Vulkar anyway. Either way, someone was gonna get-a hurt a-reeaaalll bad. |
| Elara Posts: 5721/9736 |
*The clouds overhead begin to churn and turn dark above the podium and suddenly a flash of what can only be described black lightning edged with purple strikes the stage between the two candidates. Standing in the place now is a very tall woman wearing ornate dark robes, long dark green hair and pointed ears. Her arms are stretched out between Vulkar and Phoenix as if to separate them*
"Stop" *the voice has a decidedly otherworldly quality and though not spoken loudly can be heard by all* "You would bring civil war to Xeomerica, and as one of it's guardians, I cannot allow that to come to pass." *The Dark Elf Goddess looks at each of them in turn. The fire in Phoenix's hand goes out. Any that look to where Elara used to stand find no one, but there are signs of another lightning strike where she stood* "If you wish a duel of honor, then retire to the realm of battle to settle your differences, but the pristine land of Xeomerica shall remain unmarred. The election shall hold until after the duel is settled and shall then continue normally between the winner and the Mystery Candidate. What say you?" |
| Kyoku kun Posts: 1190/1329 |
I like how you guys are all lying around the girls "swooning" over you. Cause they're obviously swooning over the most badass and attractive of all the people here.
Which is obviously me. Obviously. |
| Phoenixocracy Posts: 689/2746 |
A smile played across Phoenix's lips as a reply. "Good."
Phoenix slowly cracked his neck, taking off his suit jacket when done. He threw it into the crowd, and all of the ladies fought over who would get to smell it first. Fire appeared in the hands of Phoenix as he took an offensive stance, excitement radiating from his smile. "Your move, Bunny Slayer." |
| Lord Vulkas Mormonus Posts: 3549/4541 |
Vulkar raised an eyebrow and smiled. "Its not supposed to be."
The war was about to begin. |
| True Flight Posts: 4142/5245 |
*Stands up from chair and points towards Phoenix* YOU LIE!!! |
| Phoenixocracy Posts: 644/2746 |
OOC: Technically, I am tied with the Mystery Candidate. Vulkar pulled a coup, though. |
| Stitch Posts: 2721/2785 |
I thought we settled on Mysterious Candidate. |
| Phoenixocracy Posts: 643/2746 |
"Victory? I think not, Vulkar. If you continue with this, I will interject...and it will not be peaceful," replied Phoenix, the same hard look upon his face.
The temperature continued to rise, but if Phoenix was unsettled by the phenomenon, he did not show it. Quite the contrary, Phoenix seemed not to notice at all. |
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