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| Bitmap Posts: 6069/7838 |
The Aristocrats!
This is my favorite version: |
| Xeios Posts: 2777/2954 |
LAWL, Vulkar, I'm stealing that one, fyi. |
| Xeoman Posts: 8538/11757 |
WOW. |
| Lord Vulkas Mormonus Posts: 3596/4541 |
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.
Bu-dum pish! |
| Yasu Posts: 215/513 |
*in a really fact Scottish ascent*
So this Scottish man was drunk and stumbling down the road, and he stops off at a tree to take a wee nap. A few hours later this bonny young lass walks by and sees him there sleeping. She thinks to her self "I wonder if what he has on under his kilt." So she walks over lifts up the kilt to find he has nothing on. She takes the ribbon out of her hair and ties it in a bow, and off she goes. The man wakes up about an hour later having to pee. As he starts goin he looks down and see the bow. Seein this he says "I don't know where you've been laddie, but it seams you've won first prize." |
| Squire Vince Posts: 59/1586 |
Guess who i saw yesterday! Everybody i looked at.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint |
| Phoenixocracy Posts: 766/2746 |
Xeo, I challenge you to a duel. Of what, I know not. But I challenge you.
Vulkar, no. xD Although, Xeo and I seem to have spammed your thread.   |
| Xeoman Posts: 8514/11757 |
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| Lord Vulkas Mormonus Posts: 3572/4541 |
Want to hear a joke? Xeu.
Want to hear two? Phoenix and Xeu. 
I kid, I kid. |
| Phoenixocracy Posts: 751/2746 |
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| Xeoman Posts: 8511/11757 |
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| Phoenixocracy Posts: 748/2746 |
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| Xeoman Posts: 8507/11757 |
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| Phoenixocracy Posts: 745/2746 |
Bring it. |
| Xeoman Posts: 8503/11757 |
When you use that everywhere, I'll counter with these.
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| Phoenixocracy Posts: 741/2746 |
So Phoenix goes to the doctor, and he gets his temperature taken. When the doctor looks at the thermometer, he exclaim "Gee whiz! You're burnin' up!". 
Why did Professor Snape stand in the road? So no one could tell what side he was on. knock knock. who's there? you know. you know who? thats right- avada kedavra Yo mama's so ugly, even a dementor wouldn't kiss her! Yo mama's so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue Yeah. EDIT: I'm going to start using this everywhere.  |
| Lord Vulkas Mormonus Posts: 3562/4541 |
So a man walks into an antique store and says, "What's new?" |
| Phoenixocracy Posts: 673/2746 |
Two antennas met on a roof one day. They fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great!!!
Yeah, lame, but oh well. |
| Rogue Posts: 5805/11918 |
It's old, but I throw it out there from time to time...
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see a little boy heading in their direction. The priest says, "Let's screw him!" And the rabbi goes, "Outta what?" |
| Lord Vulkas Mormonus Posts: 3540/4541 |
Alright, here's the deal, you hear a funny joke, you post the funny joke, we laugh. Good? Yes.
I'll post a couple to get us started. Two muffins were in an oven, you know, just chilling and baking, when one says to the other, "Wow, it's getting freaking hot in here!" The other says, "Holy crap! A talking muffin!" Two fish were in a tank, when one says to the other, "You drive, I'll man the gun!" Now post yours! |
