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The scene starts with an overhead view of a very impressive model railroad track. There are beautiful trees and houses and even some little people. The camera cuts to a first-person perspective from the train as it rounds the corner towards a giant hill with a tunnel. Wait...is..that hill moving? And that isn't a tunnel, that's an asshole! There seems to be something coming out of the top...is it a volcano?! NO! IT'S SHIT! That isn't a hill! It's Ehren's ass! Shit literally sprays EVERYWHERE. It flies at your face. Diarrhoea all over the little train, all over the houses. All over the poor little people. Everyone filming and watching is laughing and puking their brains up. So basically Ehren was standing in the middle of the traintrack and sprayed diarrhoea everywhere. EVERYWHERE. I know you might be thinking "oh..shit? That's not so bad." But when it's liquid and meaty chunks of shit flying at your face, it's not something you want to see after breakfast. Also the Port-O Potty scene is fucked up. There is shit in there. Lots and lots of shit.

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Rogue Posts: 6926/11918	Finally saw it tonight, in 3D. It had its moments, but I think I liked Number Two better. When they hit the final scene with Knoxville saying he was going to end the film, I nearly shouted, "WHAT?!?!" What happened to Bam was not cruel enough.
Bitmap Posts: 6689/7838	Wild Boyz is hilarious. It's nature intended without harming animals. But it does hurt them from time to time
Rogue Posts: 6683/11918	I've only seen a few snippets of "Wild Boyz," but yeah, looking over those clips I think I definitely prefer them to the rest of the "Jackass" group. So "Wild Boyz" is Pontius, Steve-O, Wee Man, and Knoxville? Those are all my favorite guys. It just seems like out of all of them Steve-O and Pontius actually look like they're best friends and that they do the shit because it's something new or fun and not because they'll have all this money and glory (fuck off, Bam).
Bitmap Posts: 6683/7838	You must have seen the show Wild Boys then. It's basically Jackass but much more mellow and with Steve-O and Chris. The newest show is "Nitro Circus". Which is basically the students of Jackass.
Rogue Posts: 6680/11918	I don't know why but I can't help but love Chris Pontius. He and Steve-O seem like they're genuinely doing this stuff for the new experiences and having fun.
Bitmap Posts: 6678/7838	Jackass 3.5 will hit stores before Christmas. Basically scenes that never made it into the movie. None of them will be in 3D. I watched this movie about three times and every time I died laughing. It's stupid as shit but damnit do I love this show. Beehive Limo The Puppet show was hilarious. Hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha X 9999 Quality is bad. But getting a Snake to bite your dick is hilarious ahahahahhahahah
Rogue Posts: 6624/11918	Hehe. Looking forward to it then. Bad shit needs to happen to Bam. He got like 3 shows about his life and engagement. I think the only time I thought he was funny was when he picked on Don Vito.
Bitmap Posts: 6591/7838	Originally posted by Rogue So I'm watching Number 2. It just further reminds me how much I hate Bam. Every time bad shit happens to him I can't help but laugh. Once of these days April and his dad need to do some really fucked up shit to him. Oh you will love what they do to him on the 3rd one. Oh my God that was something cruel.
Rogue Posts: 6620/11918	So I'm watching Number 2. It just further reminds me how much I hate Bam. Every time bad shit happens to him I can't help but laugh. Once of these days April and his dad need to do some really fucked up shit to him.
Bitmap Posts: 6578/7838	Holy shit this movie was hilarious! Watched it in 3D tonight with my friends and I. I was actually surprised on how most of the stunts performed on this show was actually able to be put in theaters. Alright, now where do I begin? Oh yeah, rogue posted this: Apparently my friend who's going to be in this will be strapping Knoxville into a contraption. Not sure if it's for sex or what, since the last time he was on something with Knoxville they were showing off sexual torture devices. My friend's name's Jesse Merlin. This, sadly, was not in the movie. Maybe it will be in Jackass 3.5 which will hit stores this December. For starters, the spoiler I listed above about two of the stunts were indeed true. And yes, it was in 3D, and in slow mo. Disgusting. But not as fucked up as Steve-O in that porta-john. There is a reason he was not happy at all with that stunt. And the audience watching this literally screamed at how fucked up it was. SPOILERS BEGIN HERE! I'm not gonna spoil tag anything here. So if you don't want to read about most of the stunts then just go ahead and quit reading. The opening was just basic "I'm kicking myself in the face" in slow motion moments. Painball guns, fish hitting people's faces, people getting kicked in the nuts, and even a medicine ball to the stomach. It was hilarious The Tee ball This stunt was seriously painful to watched. Basically, it had steve-O in nothing but his underwear wearing a baseball glove, but Ryan had a 'Practive' ball-hitter with a baseball bat. In slow motion, you see Ryan hitting the ball as hard as he could directly on Steve-o's nuts. Electric Avenue This stunt was an obsticle course. Hanging from the ceiling was about 50 active tazers, several cow prods, and obsticles to where they HAD to hit these things. Two at a time you see everyone try and go through while people are shocked and punched right in the face. Rockey 1,2,3, and 4 Basically in 3D and in slow motion: Bam in one hand tosses water in a person's face, and with his right hand punches them right in the person's face. With the Rockey Music playing. Sweat Cocktail Some fat guy is dressed in such a way (While doing vigorous exercises) to put all of his sweat into a cup for Steve-O to drink. Everyone was barfing. This was seriously fucked up. Odds and ends Dildos shooting out of a cannon in 3D. Chris Pontus hitting a golf ball with his penis while Bam tries to catch said ball in his mouth, a helecoptor attached to Chris' cock, Bam pissing on people, etc. Basic slapstick humor Can I recommend this movie to everyone? Maybe. It's one of those movies where you need to turn off your brain for a little while and let Jackass do all the work. I was laughing so hard I was barfing by the end of the movie. Better than any other Jackass film out there. But it was short.
Bitmap Posts: 6561/7838	I'm glad I read this spoiler. It was showcased and a lot of people got a chance to see it early. But you thought having a giant dick in your face was bad? Well, you might not want to read this spoiler: Spoiler: The scene starts with an overhead view of a very impressive model railroad track. There are beautiful trees and houses and even some little people. The camera cuts to a first-person perspective from the train as it rounds the corner towards a giant hill with a tunnel. Wait...is..that hill moving? And that isn't a tunnel, that's an asshole! There seems to be something coming out of the top...is it a volcano?! NO! IT'S SHIT! That isn't a hill! It's Ehren's ass! Shit literally sprays EVERYWHERE. It flies at your face. Diarrhoea all over the little train, all over the houses. All over the poor little people. Everyone filming and watching is laughing and puking their brains up. So basically Ehren was standing in the middle of the traintrack and sprayed diarrhoea everywhere. EVERYWHERE. I know you might be thinking "oh..shit? That's not so bad." But when it's liquid and meaty chunks of shit flying at your face, it's not something you want to see after breakfast. Also the Port-O Potty scene is fucked up. There is shit in there. Lots and lots of shit. You might want to skip out on the popcorn. Don't forget this is in 3-D. It should be rated Adults Only for this kinda... Spoiler: shit I'll be checking this out on Friday
Rogue Posts: 6605/11918	Heh, that was shot in Long Beach. Apparently my friend who's going to be in this will be strapping Knoxville into a contraption. Not sure if it's for sex or what, since the last time he was on something with Knoxville they were showing off sexual torture devices. My friend's name's Jesse Merlin.
Bitmap Posts: 6558/7838	Movie comes out this Friday! Ahhhhahahahahahaha!
Elara Posts: 5987/9736	Originally posted by Bitmap Can't wait to have a giant dick in my face. Is it too late to change my vote for best quote?
Bitmap Posts: 6231/7838	I really, really want to know how Jackass 3D plays out in 3D. Like I said I really enjoyed Jackass 2. I remember seeing it for the first time at a Theatre in Pleasure island in Disney World. Sure, the show is absolutely childish. But you have to think about this: These guys are getting paid to feel pain. And we the people are there to watch these fucktards get hurt. Video might be NSFW I'll admit. I would do half of these stunts in a heartbeat. You remember when Steve-O snorted Wasabi? Bitch, that ain't NOTHING compared to what I did! Wasabi is about 800,000 on the scale on how hot it is. Your normal hot sauce that you can buy at the grocery store is about 1,900 I snorted Dave's Insanity Sauce. Which is 4.2 MILLION on the scale. And I don't do this once. But twice. Mind you, you have to sign a waver when you buy this stuff at gift shops. Oh sure, you tried Dave's? I did the extract. I don't wanna hear shit. E- Oh shit. Read this! One of the stunts Bam Margera stated he intended to film was entitled "The Worst Wake-up in the World" in which himself and Ryan Dunn would wake up Bam's fellow friend Brandon Novak with "Defibrillator's, then urinate onto his face, throw flour on him to cake the urine, punch him in each eye, and then release six vampire bats into the room, and lock the door". Why in the fuuuucccckkkkkk? E2- Insiders say some of the footage displayed Steve-O, Johnny Knoxville and cohorts doing their usual pratfalls, but the stunt that really won the day was called âThe Heli-cockter.â One of the Jackass crewâI believe it was âParty Boyâ Chris Pontiusâtethered a remote control-operated helicopter to his penis, and sat there grinning as the copter swung in circles, flying out at the spectacle-wearing Paramount executives who green lit the film. 3D PENIS CONFIRMED! Can't wait to have a giant dick in my face.
Squire Vince Posts: 600/1586	You can watch a hit to the balls....IN 3D!
Bitmap Posts: 6206/7838	Originally posted by Seijika I think you're all missing the real issue here. 3D? Now you too can see someone taking a shit on some random object in 3D
ĂĽÂ¤ÂŠĂĽâşÂ˝JOE Posts: 2776/2999	I think you're all missing the real issue here. 3D?
Cteno Posts: 1325/3416	Originally posted by Bitmap Spoiler: Flopping penis in full HD I mean why in the fuck was that even there to begin with. Hey, The Watchmen was an awesome movie!
Bitmap Posts: 6201/7838	Don't forget Bruno. I found that movie amazingly hard to watch. I mean it. It can be funny at times. I'll admit. But there were times where I honestly felt bad for the people the character interviewed. Like when he was interviewing a christian band he was constantly questioning on how his homosexuality would effect -insert theme here-. Ouch. Then the spoiler does not help. Spoiler: Flopping penis in full HD I mean why in the fuck was that even there to begin with.
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