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| True Flight Posts: 4590/5245 |
This thread makes me wanna call Kai... Thanks guys. XD
So I'm sitting in my friend's car at the bank to with draw some money to pay my friend back. While I'm writing out how much I want to withdraw I hear the intercom go off. "Good afternoon Sarah how are you today?" "I'm good you?" "I have been so lonely til you popped up here. Thanks a ton." Me: O.o "So Miss Sarah I remember seeing you at Glenn Burnie playing your first MtG(Magic the Gathering) tourney with out your FRIEND around and you got second. Right?" Me: .....Yeah? "Would you like to come to the Launch Party with me?" Me: Um... Ring? "It wouldn't matter Miss Sarah I just love to see your cute face with those slender curves and beautiful multi colored eyes of yours." Me: O.o "No." "What why?" Me: *takes money out of canister* Friend: Because only I am aloud to creep her out. *drive away* Me: Roland... Remind me to never ever go to the bank on Tuesdays thru Sundays again. |
| Twilight Sparkle Posts: 24/63 |
Well, not bright red... More a blood red... But it was still red! |
| Cteno Posts: 2088/3416 |
It wasn't thick red lipstick, silly! |
| Twilight Sparkle Posts: 23/63 |
You said you liked my lipstuff when you came over.  |
| Cteno Posts: 2086/3416 |
Originally posted by YasuOriginally posted by Nelrith Red lipstick makes them look like clowns. Now you can never unsee it. |
| Yasu Posts: 478/513 |
Originally posted by Nelrith Really I have to say one my my favorite things a woman can do is have bright red lipstick on. No real clue why it just looks great to me. |
| Bitmap Posts: 7234/7838 |
Oh man, I have some pretty good one liners that a lot of people find funny at work.
Say, a party of one walked in. Shes alone, cute girl! Oh Im hosting? Sweet. Time to get my game on! "Party of one? Make it two, I'm joining you" *She laughs* "So how are you tonight? Good? Im about to make your night awesome". *She laughs some more* Funny enough not only do my bosses find this amazing. But the people I work with are always saying "Holy shit go McLovin"! Unfortunately not a single number was given. Prolly cause 100% of the time the girls I flirt with I eventually find a ring on their fingers. Tch, typical. Just my luck! E- Spoiler: Cute butts are amazing. And I mean cute. Not "DAYUM". Just...cute |
| Twilight Sparkle Posts: 6/63 |
[I'm hesitant to post here, but I was informed that it wouldn't be necroing. I found this topic interesting, and I figured I ought to post somewhere besides the Pony thread.]
~*~*~*~ Things I Like: Honestly, one of the sexiest things to me, is pointed ears. I know it's very unlikely that I'll ever get with an elf, but still. I think it's hawt. One of my more realistic likes, is Intelligence. I like being able to have scintillating conversations with my other half. I'm also kinda competitive when it comes to intelligence. If I realize you might possibly be smarter than me, it makes me want to learn more and surpass you. And it's hawt. Nerdiness. < 3 I love nerds. I don't think I could date a non-nerd. Seriously, if you can't appreciate my First American Edition copy of the Silmarillion, there's no future for us. Plus, gaming together is fun. I mean, sure, my computer can't operate most games, but I love playing as a couple on the ones it can run. < 3 Goths. I've loved the gothic style since before I knew what goth was. I want to BE goth. Which, I guess makes me a poseur. Gothic guys and girls are hawt. Androgyny. I love guys that look like girls. I love guys that are feminine. Height and Weight. I like guys who are taller than me and with some pudge. On girls, I like short skinny girls. As for personality, I like shy, sweet people. I like someone who will cuddle me for hours on end and doesn't mind my extreme clinginess. I like someone who shares my interests and beliefs at least somewhat, and who is tolerant of others. Oh, also. Playing an instrument = Sexy. Things I Dislike: Number one turnoff? Intolerance. Of any sort. I can't STAND bigoted people. They irk me. Masculinity. Guys that are all GRR and manly scare me. Especially people who yell and scream. Preps. I'm not usually superficial, but I honestly don't think I could date a preppy person. :/ Skinny boys. I feel like I could snap a skinny boy in half. I get really self conscious, and I don't want to break him. XD Bigger boys are cute. Muscles. Ew. Nasty. I HATE defined muscular guys OR girls. (Okay, maybe I am a lil' superficial. >.>) Oh, something I else. If you can't type, we probably won't last long. People I've Dated Well, I'm not very well versed in dating, as I've never had a non-long distance relationship. I've several long distance relationships... A few of them weird... My first boyfriend was the Ultra Christian boy who was the son of a Minister/Science teacher. How that combination works, I have no clue. He refused to talk to me on the phone, and forgot Valentines Day. I mean, how do you forget Valentines Day, when your girlfriend sends you a gift, and messages you, "Happy Valentines Day"? I would have been happy with acknowledgement, but I got nothing. He broke up with me shortly thereafter, cause I kept trying to do things to him in public forums. >.> We lasted six months. My next major relationship was with my ex "Master." He was polyamorous. This meant I shared him with four other girls. He also bossed me around about everything, put me on diets, made me beat myself with a belt and cut myself, and got me a Christmas present that made me cry. We lasted almost a year. I ended up leaving him for a game husband who ended up already having a girlfriend. And then my next boyfriend I actually met in real life! He was really sweet, but he was mostly interested in sex, which at the time I wasn't nearly ready for. And he accidentally called me not hot because I'm not skinny. So I told him I was concerned about his schooling and left him. That was about 6 months. The next guy I was "with" wasn't actually a boyfriend... We were thinking about dating, but he wanted to meet me first, which never happened. We would stay up late each night talking on the phone about interesting topics. I recently discovered that he's a major jerk. And my current guy... is amazing. I met him in March, and he's already come to visit me once. He's everything I could ever want. He understands me. He's smart. He's incredibly sexy. He's funny. He's caring, kind, compassionate... He loves me for who I am, and I love him for who he is. It makes me cry how amazing he is... I never want to leave him. I love him with all my heart. < 3 As of this posting, we've been together 123 days. < 3 |
| Cteno Posts: 2055/3416 |
Originally posted by Erza This. It seems like most of the people I knew from high school either got into drugs or moved out of town. Needless to say, I don't associate with the druggies anymore! |
| Xeoman Posts: 9150/11757 |
I want more drinking buddies and less druggy friends.
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| Bitmap Posts: 7206/7838 |
Bumping cause I kinda met someone who shares the same ideas as I do.
Basically we met after a really good party. I was the drinker and one of the youngest girls was about my age and hey we both had a lot in common! After separating with my usual drinking buddies and kinda pushed myself in hanging out with her and we were talking about stuff. Eventually we watched James Bond together and we were laughing it up. After the whole party was over we decided to take a date on Thursday. I'm taking her out for a dinner and a movie. Yep. E- Kinda funny that the only person not drinking was her and that I wasn't drinking that much. Still cute as hell though. |
| Elara Posts: 6083/9736 |
I am with you guys 100% on the make-up thing. When I have to wear lipstick it feels like I am rubbing grease on my lips... rubbery grease. Chap stick and lip gloss are okay, but even then I rarely bother with it. Also, foundation and blush... I don't get it. It never looks natural unless you spend tons of cash on high end stuff and a good make-up artist and it clogs your pours. I love black eyeliner though, and I always will even though I don't use it often anymore. Eyeshadow is good but I lean towards natural shades for the most part... quite the departure from my high school days of black eyeshadow. |
| Xeoman Posts: 8826/11757 |
Originally posted by Bitmap Mostly yeah, not a fan of lipstick at all personally. On a random note this has been something I've been set on for years, but I like women with their hair up. It pretty much never fails. I still can't figure out exactly why, I just do. Other than that I don't feel I have a real right to respond here with no real encounters yet, so yeah.  |
| Kaijin Surohm Posts: 1697/1852 |
So begins the invasion of Haruhi Suzumiya x.X |
| 天国JOE Posts: 2835/2999 |
I have no interest in ordinary humans. If there are any aliens, time travelers, or espers around, come join me. |
| Bitmap Posts: 6575/7838 |
Makeup sucks can we all agree on that |
| Xeoman Posts: 8824/11757 |
Originally posted by Lord Nelrith the BadassOriginally posted by Lord Xeusalexanders VIIOriginally posted by BitmapOriginally posted by Lord Nelrith the Badass Man it's probably me being stupid but I laughed a bit here with you knowing all of that stuff, haha. 
But yeah, all that stuff is good. Just with some moderation. |
| Cteno Posts: 1654/3416 |
Originally posted by Lord Xeusalexanders VIIOriginally posted by BitmapOriginally posted by Lord Nelrith the Badass I definitely like eye liner and mascara but that's about it. Maybe some eye shadow here or there too, but when I can smell the stuff that's when we have a problem. Also, I think lipstick looks just plain silly 99% of the time. |
| Xeoman Posts: 8823/11757 |
Originally posted by BitmapOriginally posted by Lord Nelrith the Badass I mostly just like some eye liner or whatever, bringing out the eyes a bit. But yeah that's about it. |
| Bitmap Posts: 6569/7838 |
Originally posted by Lord Nelrith the Badass This. Ladies. 99.9% of the time us guys really like your natural look more than putting on your face. I love a girl who does not wear makeup. If she looks good on makeup, then damn son. |
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