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Makii Tachibana
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That was Awsome. i cannot stop rolling. Sweety you made me laugh, its one for the record book.
Cteno
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Oh wow, that's the best joke I've heard in years!
Phoenixocracy
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Lol.

I was wondering where that was going. Funny stuff
True Flight
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A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the
second hole when he notices a billy goat standing next to the green. He
thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Baahh. 9 Iron"
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. " Baahh. 9 Iron."

He looks at the billy goat and decides to prove him wrong, puts his other
club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He
is shocked.

He says to the billy goat, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky goat,
eh?" The billy goat reply's " Baahh. Lucky goat."

The man decides to take the billy goat with him to the next hole. "What do
you think goat?" the man asks. " Baahh. 3 wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and
doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best
game of golf in his life and asks the billy goat, "OK where to next?" The
billy goat reply, " Baahh. Las Vegas."

So, they go to "Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK goat, now what?" The billy
goat says, " Baahh. Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man
asks, " What do you think I should bet?" The billy goat replies, " Baahh.
$3000,black 6."

Now, this is a million to one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man
figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the
table.

The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. Once in the
hotel room the man says "Goat, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me
all this money and I am forever grateful." "Just name it and it is yours."
The billy goat replies, " Baaah, Kiss Me."

He figures why not, since after all the goat did for him, he deserves it.
With a kiss, the billy goat turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

".... And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."
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