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| FX Posts: 3706/3775 |
http://www.slashfilm.com/jonathan-liebesmans-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-alters-shredders-origins/ |
| Lord Vulkas Mormonus Posts: 4296/4541 |
Originally posted by 1sam234 In all fairness, we all said the same thing about Transformers, and yeah, while the sequels weren't great, the first one at least was a good movie to turn off your IQ and just watch and enjoy. Honestly, while I probably won't see it in theaters, I could see it doing alright. |
| 1sam234 Posts: 23/31 |
I can only see this going to tank HARD. Transformers is one thing, but remaking this is just going to end badly for Bay. |
| Xeoman Posts: 10196/11757 |
If only someone would drop BAY.
Still no hope for this. Shia LeBuffers will probably play Splinter or Shredder, and there will be 5 sequels nobody asked for. Also heard a lot of rumors about Megan Fox taking up the role for April. EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Rogue Posts: 9654/11918 |
So word has it Bay dropped the aliens storyline.
And this set photo was posted on Facebook: 
Looks like pre-CG'd Michaelangelo and the boys are captured by the Foot. |
| Katana Posts: 3368/3649 |
Fuck you Michael Bay.
The memorial dealie IS hilarious though...not gonna lie. |
| Xeoman Posts: 9797/11757 |
Haha that's priceless. Seriously is a pretty big low blow to the groin for me, TMNT was like my childhood next to Batman. Maaaaaaaaaaan... |
| Rogue Posts: 8492/11918 |
This photo's been bouncing around Facebook, with the description below:
These photos are from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Memorial Service. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were born in 1984, and were killed in their sleep after being brutally raped and sodomized by Michael Bay in March 2012. The four brothers are survived by their friends the Punk Frogs, the Neutrinos, Fugitoid, and Usagi YoJimbo. They are the son of Splinter. Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Raphael were honorable and well trained in the art of Ninjistu. They defended the Earth and the streets of New York city against countless attacks, all the while asking nothing in return, other than to be accepted, and to eat pizza freely among the humans they fought to protect. The Turtles fought valiantly for 28 years, and in the end they were unable to save themselves from the Michael Bay's viscous, unprovoked, childhood ruining attack. During this attack, despite aid from their fans, the turtles were turned into Aliens, who could not survive in this world of Fandom. They will be missed. RIP Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles They even tagged Kevin Eastman in it.  |
| Bitmap Posts: 7753/7838 |
Hey let's turn this into a porno. Can't fuck up this story any harder. You fucking scrub Michael Bay |
| Xeoman Posts: 9786/11757 |
Doesn't make sense at all. So will Splinter be ANOTHER alien race?
Shredder will probably be a robot. Teenage  |
| Elara Posts: 7697/9736 |
I second Nelrith's statment.
Spoiler: With a punji stick |
| Cteno Posts: 2622/3416 |
...Alien race?
Fuck you, Michael Bay. Spoiler: Fuck you hard. |
| Byte Posts: 636/639 |
"Kids are going to believe, one day, that these turtles do exist, when we are done with this movie," said Bay. "These Turtles are from an alien race, and they are going to be tough, edgy, funny and completely lovable."
Yikes. |
| Xeoman Posts: 9784/11757 |
Yeah.
Can't wait Spoiler: To never watch it. |
