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Xeoman
Posts: 9811/11757		 And around the corner!

Spoiler:
killed it
Bitmap
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Rogue
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Originally posted by Astrophel
Originally posted by Nelrith
Hopefully he won't get too butthurt if people don't believe his story.


I don't think joking about it is very wise. I bet he's the type to get quite anal about matters like this.

Astrophel
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Originally posted by Nelrith
Hopefully he won't get too butthurt if people don't believe his story.


I don't think joking about it is very wise. I bet he's the type to get quite anal about matters like this.
Cteno
Posts: 2658/3416		 Hopefully he won't get too butthurt if people don't believe his story.

Spoiler:
Nyuk nyuk nyuk
Xeoman
Posts: 9808/11757		 That... had to hurt.
Elara
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Yeah.... not gonna comment.

*snickers wildly*
True Flight
Posts: 4858/5245		 oh yes.. and race cars and model air planes... and apples can't for get those.

*white button(
Rogue
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Originally posted by Bitmap
I like to walk around my house naked...

Ah, but do you hang curtains and position potatoes to stand on end on your table, naked, as well?
Bitmap
Posts: 7781/7838		 I like to walk around my house naked...
Astrophel
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Originally posted by Rogue

He claimed to be hanging curtains, naked, and fell onto the potato.

Geometrically speaking, unless the potato was held up by something else it wouldn't work anyway. He'd have just landed on it. It'd be laying on its side due to gravity, and you'd need either a really large asshole or a really small potato for it to fit in that state - and in either case, it wouldn't require surgical removal.

I know, obvious lie, who the hell hangs curtains while naked, etc. But, you know me, I like to take a different approach.
Bitmap
Posts: 7779/7838		 Nope. No puns from me. Noooot happening.
Rogue
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Originally posted by Sorcha Rohan
this seriously didn't come from the onion?

Nope, it's real.

He claimed to be hanging curtains, naked, and fell onto the potato.
True Flight
Posts: 4856/5245		 this seriously didn't come from the onion?
Rogue
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Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum

A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.

The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game.

He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun.

A&E nurse Trudi Watson said: 'He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

'But it's not for me to question his story.'

She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriƩre, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.


This just speaks on its own.
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