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Xeogaming Forums - Xeo's Hot Tub - God creates Woman.
  
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WhiteRose
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...ROFLMAO *falls of the chair and struggles to climb back on* Oh dear gods that was funny. I have to share that one with the two women at my work.
True Flight
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Originally posted by avatar of law
from what i heard on the history channel, there was another woman created before adam. then he made adam, and told the woman to obey him, and she said why, she was made first. then she left the garden and joined up with another fallen angel...

and i heard that's also why lucifer left too, because god wanted him to follow adam's command, but lucifer said why, he was created before adam, so he too left. anyways, that's just what i saw on the history channel


That was Lilith. The woman who didn't want to have Adam dominate her. XD

Deesse that was HILARIOUS! Men are useless boobs, that's just funny, I need to think on that level sometime.... not.
Xeoman
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That is pretty funny.

I guess we men are just a worthless boob.

Hey, maybe that's why we're so fascinated with them? WE are one!?

(Kidding)
Déesse
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Originally posted by Elara
ROFL, oh that is hilarious!! Where do you find this stuff?

My friend actually emailed me this, she was looking at joke sites on the net during school and I laughed so much that I got her to send it to me
avatar of law
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from what i heard on the history channel, there was another woman created before adam. then he made adam, and told the woman to obey him, and she said why, she was made first. then she left the garden and joined up with another fallen angel...

and i heard that's also why lucifer left too, because god wanted him to follow adam's command, but lucifer said why, he was created before adam, so he too left. anyways, that's just what i saw on the history channel
Jin
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I thought man was originally made with boobs, but man didn't want them so he used the useless boobs to make women. My bible history is very rusty apparently.
Elara
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ROFL, oh that is hilarious!! Where do you find this stuff?
Déesse
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Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he created woman first, but with three boobs

God: So now that you are here how do you feel about yourself? Eve: Well to be honest I feel alright, however I don't think I need this center boob.

God: We can correct that. There now how do you feel? Eve: I feel great!

(Looking at her hand...)

Woman: Excuse me God? God: Yes Woman: Now what do I do with this usless boob?

***POOF*** Man was created.
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