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| Elara Posts: 418/9734 |
Well, it is really funny to be honest. I mean, it's not that bad here... well, maybe in South Central LA... but not out here in Paramount. Gods that is funny though. |
| Cyro Xero Posts: 173/1778 |
I didn't make that up. I've had it on my computer for a few years and was looking for something to put up as a joke. I got that from a joke-mail service I used to be subscribed to. |
| Stitch Posts: 91/2785 |
Originally posted by Déesse I'm not going to even entertain nor dignify you with a response. Those were kind of funny, but being from LA and Mexican with the common connotation of our kind being in gangs and stupid, I'd say that I'm mildly offended... ...if not for the fact that I have a slightly racist joke: Why do Mexicans and Blacks often buy old Police Crown Victorias?... ... .. . They ride so much in the back, they want to know what the front is like. Yeah, corny, but I'm mexican so I just threw it out there. I'm sorry in advance if I've offended anyone. I'd be lying if I said it wasn't my intention. |
| Rauni Posts: 64/1351 |
Wow, nice gang Math test...
1.) Who cares? They crashed into the Police Department. 2.) Is Jose going to kill those two guys? If so, please don't waste my time. I don't like Gang math test anyway. 3.) About 37 girls. But that too much pimping anyway. 4.) He cut himself and the police found out from the donut store. 5.) He stole two Chevys. 6.) The murderer would has -62,000 dollars and he doesn't go to jails. 7.) 22 cans. 8.) 22% Grade: F (Hopefully, you will get it.) So how did I do? |
| Xeoman Posts: 532/11751 |
Yeah seriously, did you make these up or ... are they real? 
This is something you'd see on Jay Leno or something. |
| Déesse Posts: 254/958 |
 ... I hope they weren't the actual questions for a math test. That is so wrong though |
| Cyro Xero Posts: 164/1778 |
City of Los Angeles
High School Math Proficiency Exam Name:_____________________ Gang:________________________ Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload? If Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it? Rufus is pimping for 3 girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit? Jarome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of Heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need? Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy and $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevy's will he have to steal to make $800? Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will he have left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money? If the average spray paint can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint? Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up? |
