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| Cyro Xero Posts: 350/1779 |
Here's one of my favorites that I read from a shirt. It's one that sort of applies to me. I forgot exactly what the first part read.
"Kids aren't influenced by video games. If Pacman influenced kids then we'd be running around darkened rooms munching on magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." I wanted to buy that shirt, but I can't seem to find it anywhere. If you didn't already pick up on it, the message is talking about raves.  I like raves. |
| Ryan Posts: 206/1748 |
'From Red Dwarf:
"Welcome to the first day of your death and how to cope with it" The title of a hologrammatic book "I didn't know it was his wife, I thought it was a publicity shot from Planet of the Apes" Rimmer says this after jamming Captain Holister's pencil up his nose and ripping up and eating his wife's photograph "Right I'm invoking space corp directive 1742" "1742? No officer should report for duty with a ginger toupee" "... and as prisoners of war, I invoke the All Nations Agreement, article 39436175880932/B" "39436175880932/B? every person attending the conference is only allocated one car-parking space?" |
| Truth/Serum Posts: 24/185 |
From the movie soldier, the only time I've seen this line work:
"I'm going to kill them all sir..." From my buddy, dunno where he got it: "Almost only works with horse shoes and hand grenades" Same buddy: "Life's a bitch, and then you die" From my other buddy, not really quotes, just things he said I love to quote: "No YOU'RE a purple rhino! Now we need a cheese cannon... And blue paint." "Do you know where I can find my insanity again?" "My head feels too connected to my body." |
| Banned Posts: 206/-3459 |
Well here's my godly list of T-Shirt quotes... Ones in Stars were come up with by me, even if you've heard them somewhere else, I CAME UP WITH IT, DAMNIT!!! 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I steal Music of the Internet." "**I'm with Stupid (arrow pointing up)**" (But I recently heard it on SportsCenter, so I assume that somebody came up with it before me... V_V) "There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand Binary and those who don't." "**One of the Voices in my head has a Crush on me.**" (I'm wearing this one right now, and I made it. )
"**Shhh... I can't hear my selves think.**" "**Listen... Just because I like Vivaldi, and you've never heard of him, doesn't make you a complete and total uncultured dumbass who listens to rap music while wearing his little visor upside down and sideways while pretending to be black while you're really just a pathetic little white boy who would be shot if he ever walked around in the ghetto and that's why you'll never get a girlfriend. So stop beating yourself up over it.**" (  )
((Oh and I've allways wanted to have a T-shirt that said "My eyes are up here, buddy." because it'd be funny to see a boy wearing one...)) ~~~~~~~ Now then, for some random things I've said to people off the cuff because I was upset with them. "You know... they have pills for that." ~Me to a guy who was singing really loudly after I told him to stop repeatedly. "Who lit the fuse on your tampon?" ~Me to a girl who was upset with me because I wouldn't cut my hair, and was actually screaming at me about it. (I later saw this line on a bumper sticker.) "Are you calling me that because you're lonely?" ~Me to a guy who called me a fag... I got that wonderful 30 second timed release realization that I just insulted him. ~~ And that's all for now. |
| Makura Posts: 211/1555 |
I have a few.
"Hugs not Drugs" - Random T-Shirt "Virtue is persecuted more by the wicked than it is loved by the good." - Buddha "Life just is..deal with it." -Neil Peart "I hear voices, and they don't like you." - Random T-Shirt This one is my favorite: "We're at the happiest place on Earth. What the fuck is wrong with you." - Guy at Disneyland |
| Rauni Posts: 168/1351 |
Bumper stick are alway fun to quote like:
"Quit honking at me, I'm reloading!" - Random Bumper sticker. And one of my brother's friend said this: "You smell like sex, sugar candy, and wintergreen. It smell really good!" |
| Elara Posts: 623/9736 |
I love those quotes, lol.
Ah yes, another one: Conciousness: That annoying thing between naps. - Random Bumper sticker "It is entirely too much morning." - Pockets and Cryus "I used to have super human powers, but my therapist took them away." - Cryus's shirt "It's your Hell, you burn in it" - Random bumper sticker |
| WhiteRose Posts: 191/1461 |
...wow, I have so many, but I'll put down my fav of the fav.
1. Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals thought his wallet. -Robin Williams 2. Caution! I break for Elves, Faries, Gnomes, Leprechauns, Unicorns, Dragons & other invisible creatures that only I can see. -Bumper stick on the back of my car 3. Chaor, Panic & Disorder...my work here is done. -Random Bumper Sticker 4. Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. -Random Bumper Sticker 5. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. -Random Bumper Sticker 6. I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures. -Random Bumper Sticker 7. Mind are like parachutes...they only function when opened. -Random Bumper Sticker 8. Sex is like air, it's not important unless your not getting any. -Random Bumper Sticker 9. Vegetarian: Primitive word for lousy hunter. -Random Bumper Sticker 10. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut. -Random Bumper Sticker Yes, most are from bumper stickers, but I just can't help but smile whenever I see them. |
| Cyro Xero Posts: 343/1779 |
"Spreading the soundwaves of Trance music"
Although more of a motto than a quote, it's something I came up with a few years as text to put in my sig at the old Acmlm board. To this I still go by it, hoping that people will catch a beat or two of the stuff as they pass by me playing it or as I drive by in my car, hoping that they'll think it's pretty catchy or the least bit interseting. Still, I battle those who who rather rid it of the world, dealing with complaints of how it gives them headaches or how dumb it is. Maybe they were exposed to some bad songs and need to listen the upbeat tracks I usually have on. So that quote of gives the very resembling story of me taking on the role of God in a way that I'm trying to get people over to my side of the music world, or at least think Trance music sounds nice enough to give a listen or two. "Time flows beyond space. Space exists beyond time." This is another thing I made for my sig at the same board. The very first one I made, actually. The idea behind this one is that although physics states that space and time are bound together, it seems to me that they are also able to exist seperately, if the two were split apart. It's an idea that makes sense to me when I think about it. "Life is unfair, so why be fair to life?" Unlike the other two, this is 100% quote. It refers to life as an entity. My thought when I created this one years ago while driving home one night was that things didn't seem like they'd be good for me in the coming future. Why did I have to put up with not being able to do anything? People seemed to have better things coming to them. It was quite unfair. So I came up with the idea that I could possibly get a "cheat" and makes things turn in my favor instead of the rest of the world, that way I'd have an edge on everybody. Much like a video game cheat code. Infinite ammo or whatever. I have found my "cheat", and in a sense I do have an edge over everybody. But, it doesn't always work the way I want it to. Figures.¬_¬ |
| Van Rhanell Posts: 63/337 |
"Then the deer came up and bits me in the neck!"
(from one of Tai's dad's other great stories) "You're grounded for not thinking the garbage disposal sounds like Chewbacca taking a s***!" (the Tourettes Guy) "Taco Bell: fake Mexican food, real Mexican prices" (one of my best ones) "Don't get your hopes up, Francine, I've already used your body to stall the windmill" (Sarge from ep. 48 of Red vs. Blue) |
| Xeios Posts: 478/2954 |
"It is better to rule in hell, than to serve in heaven."
-Satan from Paradise Lost. "KFC! it's goooooooood eats!" *then runs away screaming* "Mah pencil YAAAAAA!" -Me, I was really bored and hanging out with Cairoi and his friends. That was in front of a video camera, so if Cairoi can upload it eventually, maybe you could see it... |
| X Marks the Spot Posts: 210/693 |
Yay!!! Quotes!!!
"Would it help if I put my ass on your desktop?" ~Jexim Darkness' Sister: "Your a girly man." Me: "Your Mom's a girly man." "My nipple is wet." ~Spartan "Don't put strange things in there." ~Misato Katsuragi Quotes rock. |
| True Flight Posts: 258/5245 |
I go by the quote
"Life... It's easy to bend, easy to mend, and easy to break. But it's hard to just...let go." = Mine. "In life you learn to get along with people you don't like. But in show biz, you work with the people you hate." - Sorta from Chicago sorta mine. "While embracing the light and shadows shaking in my heart Chasing the dream I just can't throw away, with pride I revive my love" - MKR Song "High goals bring great company." - Utena the Movie Jury. |
| Rauni Posts: 136/1351 |
"To be or not to be. Just the shut the fuck up already!"
- Me. Honestly, I alway said it too much when it come to social people.  But now, it is just a quote I used the most of the time.
"I am going to need my guns, my gats, and the whole 21 Jump Sheet." - Me again. No matter how does it sounds, it does sound like it came from a movies. "Life is unfair... but if you really think about it, and it applies to everyone on Earth, then doesn't THAT make life fair?" - Me. Really, think about it. If my life is alway unfair and your life is unfair, doesn't that make the both of our life fair? Or is it somewhat a bitch? "You goddamn motherfucking bitch." - Cheryl from Curb Your Eusthsiam. Read the next to see why it is so funny. "Fuck you, you car wash cunt. I had a dential appointment!" - Susies Greene from Curb Your Eusthsiam. Really, they were cursing all over the resturant like everyone thought it was totally cool to curse. |
| Evo Posts: 20/871 |
"Honey, let me play with it" - me
"Death is but the next great adventure" - Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter) "LUIGI!" - Son of a Peach if that link doesn't work, it's the video called "son of a peach" on Newgrounds.com |
| StickMan Posts: 35/185 |
1) I fo'gots'd I had a job! (PM me if you want the full details on that one)
2) That's not my jacket! It's at your house! (Van said that while at my house) 3) Look at my sig. |
| Ziff Posts: 6/12 |
Well, that would mean having to dig up my collected works. 
And that means navigating my library.
And that means that I'd probably get distracted by comic books or Pierre Vallieres. |
| Elara Posts: 593/9736 |
Hey, Shakespear quotes kick ass man, so don't be so sure about that. |
| Ziff Posts: 5/12 |
"It is better to live believing there is a God and die to find out there is none, then to live not believing only to die and discover there is a God."
- Wise words of the Romance period. "which way shall I flie Infinite wrauth, and infinite despaire? Which way I flie is Hell; my self am Hell; And in the lowest deep a lower deep Still threatning to devour me opens wide, To which the Hell I suffer seems a Heav'n." - John Milton's Paradise Lost Book 4 "Felix Qui Potuit Rerum Cognoscere Causas" - Latin for "Blessed Is He Who Has Learnt The Causes Of Things" "If radiance of a thousand suns were to burst forth at once in the sky, that would be like the splendor of the Mighty One...I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds" -Bhavagad Gita (description of Vishnu's final incarnation) "That is not dead which may eternal lie, And after strange Aeons, Even Death may die" -H.P. Lovecraft's Call of Cthulhu - relating to Abdul Al-Hazred's Necronomicon "Every happy family is the same, every unhappy family is unique in its unhappiness" -Leo Tolstoy's Anna Karenina I have a million quotes of wisdom from the Talmud, the Nog Hammadi scrolls, the Koran, the Divine Comedy and of course Shakespeare. But I'd think the most telling quotes would be from Aristophones, Euripides and Aeschlyus. I'd quote Virgil and other Roman poets, but I don't have any good source books with me at the current time. And I doubt that this place would really gain the appreciation of Camus or Shakespeare. |
| Elara Posts: 592/9736 |
"It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you are not"
- Not too sure where it was originally from, but I found it on a sticker from Hot Topic years ago, and it is pretty much my life philosophy. Why bust your ass to be something you're not just to get other people to like you? It's why I hate posers so much. "I'm not a bitch, I'm the bitch, and that's MS. BITCH to you!" - Random bumper sticker "Not all who wander are lost... they're just Gamers in search of more food." - My modification of a J.R.R. Tolkien quote. |
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