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| Cyro Xero Posts: 366/1778 |
Pretty funny thing. A clever one, too. Who knew it was so easy to calculate where you go by what you do? |
| Rauni Posts: 208/1351 |
Wow... Maybe I should tell my brother about this so he could kiss my own butt! And not only that, but I can give a bullshit him since he would like to bullshit me everytime so now I think this is a very logical math problem...
I am actually math liker and well... I do see that Math does show behavior. |
| Evo Posts: 87/871 |
Hmm... that's a good idea, Rosie. If and when I finally get my own cubicle, I might do the same. Something everyone in the office can enjoy. |
| WhiteRose Posts: 222/1461 |
...wow, that makes so much sense...sadly. LOL, it is funny though. Going to have to post that up at work. |
| Déesse Posts: 435/958 |
I can definatly agree with that, I've seen my far share of people ass-kissing and all this bullshit ( GAR you made me swear  ) people give out just to get somewhere or above someone else or to show off etc. |
| Xeoman Posts: 956/11751 |
I'm not sure ... ass kissing? Sounds like an over-achievement. ;P |
| Evo Posts: 70/871 |
LMAO, so true too. Ass kissing is by far the best way.
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| Rogue Posts: 163/11918 |
Got this from a friend and man, from watching how other people work, I can certainly say this is true:
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K! 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U! -D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. |
