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| The Accidental Protege Posts: 659/2641 |
My name's not Elmo, but you can tickle me any time!
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King. Treat me right, and I'll do it your way. |
| 天国JOE Posts: 432/2999 |
Originally posted by Shuyin Straight to the point. Great. 
"Those clothes look good on you. But baby, they'd look better on my bedroom floor!" |
| Evo Posts: 143/871 |
" You look really sweet, Can I lick you and find out?? "
Hehe, you're right, it is sweet. I don't know what I would say if someone said that to me though. :/ I had one, but I lost it. Grr.. |
| Van Rhanell Posts: 206/337 |
I always found the "I'll (verb) your (noun)!" turnarounds to be hilarious. Something like:
person a: That ice cream hit the spot! person b: I'll hit your spot! hahahaha |
| MisturMoogle Posts: 168/327 |
I dont think to many people have. Honetly do you think people believe you if you say one of those to a girl?? here's one: You look really sweet, Can I lick you and find out?? I think it's cute. |
| SyntaxLegend Posts: 126/310 |
I wonder how many people have got slaps/kicks/trips for trying these out? |
| AlpoRaggins Posts: 179/793 |
Originally posted by X Marks the Spot AHAHA!!!! I almost put this one up just now! I saw this in a commercial and I laughed so hard. |
| Elyk X Posts: 25/54 |
"Has anyone ever told you that you have an onion butt?"
*wait for blank stare or pissed off face* "Cause your ass is so beautiful it brings tears to my eyes." |
| X Marks the Spot Posts: 356/693 |
Oooh, here's one Jexim, and I came up with...
"I want to browse your goods." |
| Spyware Posts: 309/720 |
"I noticed you were checking out my goods..."
"You want a little try before you buy?" Courtesy of Carl from ATHF. |
| X Marks the Spot Posts: 351/693 |
1 of my favourites is...
"It looks like someone took a couple of fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants." I love that one. |
| Shuyin Posts: 318/1858 |
Do you have a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.
Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? Will you be walking to your car by yourself later? Okay, I'll be sitting here watching you all night. Nice shoes, want to fuck? How do you like your eggs? How bout fertilized? I have a magic watch. It can talk to me. Oh....what's that? It says your naked. Oh, i'm sorry.....it's 20 minutes fast. |
| Elara Posts: 1501/9736 |
I think that my favorite bad pick up line is the following:
Do you have a little *insert your primary nationality* in you? Would you like some? Ex.: Do you have a little German in you? Would you like some? I don't know why, but I just think that is hilarious. |
| AlpoRaggins Posts: 123/793 |
my favorite one is:
"I wish you were a screen door. Then I could bang you all day." |
| Jity Horo Posts: 15/155 |
Are you from Venus...cause your ass is outta this world.
You don't happen to work at the UPS. (wait for answer). Cause I saw you sheckin out my package. If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me. You must be tired cause you've been walking through my mind all day. That must be jam cause jelly don't shake like that. All of these bad pick-up lines are registered trademarks of Brian Clevinger owner 8-Bit Theatre |
| Dark Lord 666 Posts: 11/33 |
I got most of mine from movies and TV shows. |
| WhiteRose Posts: 440/1461 |
Wow, these are bad. I've heard some of them and I've heard worse, there is actually a website with these lines, plus some, on it,
http://www.pickuphelp.com/ I always carack up when I read these. WHo came up with them? ANd have they ever actually worked? |
| Dark Lord 666 Posts: 7/33 |
Did you know that there are 265 bones in your body? I could show you how to get one more in your body.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? Hi' I've been undressing you with my eyes all night, and I think it's time to see if I'm right. I'm new in town, do you mind giving me directions to your apartment? I lost my phone number, can I have yours? Excuse me, were you talking to me? Can you start? Is your dad a lumberjack? Because I get wood in my pants everytime I look at you. That shirt is very becoming of you. If I were on you, I'd be "coming" too. The word of the day is "legs," let's go back to my place and spread the word There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?? My zipper. Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. |
| Savedox Posts: 114/1567 |
Ok........... Lets see
1) My friends call me skittles, Would you like to taste the rainbow? 2) I have the ship you have the harbor, Do you want to tie up for the night? All I can think of at the moment |
| Kard Ayals Posts: 515/2915 |
Originally posted by Dark Lord 666 OMFG XD. This one.... just rocks. |
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