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| Bitmap Posts: 518/7838 |
Originally posted by J. Literal HAH!! well, you did a great job with that!  |
| AlpoRaggins Posts: 330/793 |
Oh man.
I knew the shit would hit the fan eventually. Thats what you get when you make threads like this! |
| Evo Posts: 517/871 |
 this is going to turn into a pun war, isn't it? I don't believe this CRAP.  |
| AlpoRaggins Posts: 325/793 |
Oh, you know its all for shits and giggles, I never meant to hurt anybody! |
| 01001000 Posts: 372/944 |
Damn, J. that is really fucking hilarious. You've probably done worse too, or been in worse shit. |
| Bitmap Posts: 473/7838 |
Originally posted by Evo Meh, to me, even though its the internet, I dont think you should have told us that... |
| Evo Posts: 463/871 |
Yes, me too...
I think maybe... in a way.... J is proud of his shitty acomplishments. |
| Bitmap Posts: 457/7838 |
No offence but that was the most disturbing thing ive ever heard... |
| AlpoRaggins Posts: 318/793 |
Trust me, if it happens to you, its so horrible, so wet, so mushy, so delicious, so mortifying, so squishy, so god-awful stanktastic... that you just have to laugh...
I was gonna poop in some kids shoes, but he found them before I could do the deed. Then... I can't believe I didn't tell this one! When I was about 3, I wanted to use the big toilet instead of my little kids one. So I lifed the seat, and somebody forgot to flush. I didn't really know what flushing was, since my kids toilet didn't have a plunger, so I dove in and took a water moccasin right with both hands... but didn't know what to do next. If I even knew, I probably would've been too fascinated by how it felt. So cold... so soft... like brown playdoh. So then I tasted it. And I walked of out the bathroom with it on my face and dropped it on the floor. I went up to my mom and went "MOMMY I'M FUNNY" and she got really angry, because my aunt was supposed to be watching me while my mom slept, and she thought that she'd been giving me choclate. Lemme tell you, it didn't taste like chocolate, and I was the only one that thought it was funny... The End. True, too. |
| Bitmap Posts: 443/7838 |
Meh, there was a guy in my class who sneezed and crapped his pants. I diddnt find it to funny because I alwasy think what would happen if that was me?
Wow...ive grown up way too much |
| The Accidental Protege Posts: 788/2641 |
My friend crapped his pants at football practice, and the autistic kid shat himself in study hall. Meh. Nothing too exciting. Funny as shit though. |
| Evo Posts: 452/871 |
LoL. Interesting story, Cairoi.
My uncle was taking a bath with his brother (this was whe they were both like 8 years old or younger), and he pulled a poop out of his butt. They were playing with it, when they mother walked in and threw a fit. ~Jenna |
| Cairoi Posts: 532/3807 |
Never shatted nysefl personally, but I did see something once involved with the waste products of the human body that scarred me.
It was a normal day in Industrial Arts, 8th period (final) that faithful day in 2004. Young Cairoi was on his way from the back of the room to the trash can inside the computer room, which was guarded by a single turn provided by a welding refridgerator. He made his way through the wood-covered metal tables, seeing little of his friends in this side of the room. Cairoi turned the corner and saw his classmate "Mike" with a strained face. Young Mike had shorts on and was on his way to whine to the teacher a couple feet behind Cairoi that he couldn't hold it anymore. He really couldn't. Young Micheal's urinary functions seemed to explode down his leg and Cairoi's innocent mindset was horribly shattered. He was only on his way to throw out a piece of paper, he didn't want this. Young "Mike" began urinating down his leg and on his white shoes, which caused Cairoi to turn around adn walk away slowly with a horribly disturbed look upon his face. He hid the corner of the class the rest of the period. True story. |
| 01001000 Posts: 367/944 |
All of what I'm about to post, I did on purpose
While in Quebec, I took a crap in a public restroom's floor. Half mile later, had to take a piss, so went on a public restroom's floor. It had a little vent thing in the floor so not as bad. Used to pee in my cousin's pool, while swimming in it. Reason being was that I didn't like them. Friend of my crapped in a shower stall in the hotel we were staying in at Quebec, it was the last day we were there so none of us cared. |
| Evo Posts: 446/871 |
That's funny....
Anyway. I've never crapped myself, but I did have quite a shitty day once (probably about 4th grade). It started when I was waiting for the bus at the bus stop, I was walking around aimlessly, bored, and stepped in some dog shit. Got to school, the janitor took me in his office thingy and washed my shoe for me. Then at recess, I was chasing my friends around the giant field when I slipped in some MORE dog shit and it went all up my pants. Parents brought me some extra pants, good to go. FINALLY get home, frustrated and exhausted. My friend, Felicia was with me. I kick off my shoes and walk into the family room to stand in front of the fire and step in cat shit. (our cat was really old and was losing controll of her bladder/bowel movements) I look at my friend, look down at my foot (shit oozing through my toes), then back to her and exclaim "THIS HAS BEEN ONE SHITTY DAY!!!" Yay. That was fun. |
| The Magical Being Posts: 21/38 |
Originally posted by J. Literal Okay so it wasn't in his sleep but ... I dated a guy who stayed over quite often . I had to run to the city to get some crap  from the store . I came back to find him in my bed with his boxers full of shit . He deemed himself temporarily sick and said he couldn't make it to the toilet . *cough* lazy *cough* Let us ponder the 'gross me out' scale .... Umm yeah , I give it an 11 . I kicked his shitty ass out the door and told him never to return . |
| 天国JOE Posts: 519/2999 |
Last time I pissed myself was in Grade five. We were coming back from the theater on a feild trip (theater that does plays, not movie theater) and I really had to go bad. And our school was far away. So I had to hold in a flood all the way. Finally, about two blocks away, I couldn't hold it in and ran for the school. I pissed myself, so I fell into the grass and amde it seem like my pants were wet from that (rainy day).
I once crapped in the bathtub once when I was like, 3.
EMBARASSING  |
| AlpoRaggins Posts: 314/793 |
The most hilarious thing happened when I was like, ten.
I crapped my bed. When I was asleep. Then when my bed was... messy, I had to sleep in my brothers bed and he had to sleep on the couch. Then I crapped in his bed. I've never heard of anyone crapping themselves while they sleep, but its totally possible. Oh my god. To poop in a hamper... thats the most hilarious thing I've heard all day. There used to be this box in teh gym room filled with clothes that were there for people who forgot to bring their gym clothes. Kids used to pee in that thing all the time. And kids used to have to wear those clothes. |
| Xeoman Posts: 2572/11757 |
You've left me speechless.
I'm just hoping you were wearing a good pair of "Ooops! I crapped my pants!" 
I've never crapped or peed my pants (okay, maybe I wet the bed when I was a kid?). But, when I was 5 years old, I pooped in one of our hampers (thing you put clothes in). No idea why. To this day, my mom still jokes about it. Probably be one of those stories she'll tell my [someday to have] girlfriend. =\ |
| AlpoRaggins Posts: 312/793 |
Yeah, it sucks, and its soft, and its warm.
And its in my pants as I post. And personally, I find this hilarious, and I had to post it. Anybody have any other shitty stories to share while we're on topic? |
