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True Flight

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Since: 08-21-04

Since last post: 2684 days
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Posted on 01-23-12 12:07 PM Link | Quote
The old heads are seeing some fresh new faces in here and that means one thing... Repeat questions so here's what you need to know before posting.


1. We do not know why your man is cheating on you . We are dads or dads to be we do not treat our women in this poor way. Leave him.


2. We have never hit a women and the only excuse a man can have for doing such is that he is a douche. Leave him.


3. We have sex with our significant other (at least we want to) Pregnant or not. Hes probably cheating. Leave him.


4. We find our pregnant women, even our post pregnant heffers, attractive. If he says you're not attractive he is a douche, and probably cheating. Leave him.


5. We don't know why he always plays video games. We spend time with our SO. Hes probably just a douche. Leave him.


6. We don't know what he wants for his birthday if we know nothing of him. Explain his likes/dislikes. If he doesn't appreciate what you get him then hes cheating. Leave him.


7. Please learn to spell and use proper grammar. If we think you are not intelligent we will point it out. There is no need for shortcuts in typing. You are not in a race to finish your post. Your man may find this unattractive.
He will probably leave you.


8. Do not insult us when we give you a sarcastic answer. You asked we answered. If you insult your SO that way, well that's probably why he is
cheating.


9. If your man comes home from work and does not want to wait on your every whim, hes probably a douche. Leave him.


10. We do not know why your man calls you bad names. Again, we treat our women with respect. He's probably a douche. Leave him.


11. Please do not "bump" 32 week old threads. I'm not going to read through all the responses in order to give you a new answer which was probably covered already.


12. Use the search feature. A lot of questions were already answered with good answers. I'm not putting the effort in to re-write my response.


13. If you want advice on new sex positions do not flag us when we give valid responses because you are offended. If you don't want to try new things in the bedroom he will probably cheat and leave you.


14. Do not go back to rants and raves and b**** about our answers. We are there too and don't care to read your man hating jibberish. Maybe that's why your man cheats.


15. Let your man have alone time. If you're always up his butt calling him every 5 min cause he is out with his buddies hes probably gonna stop at a girls house on the way home.


16. I don't believe that before pregnancy you were having sex 17 1/2 times per day. Don't give me that lie.


17. Do not ask for video games recommendations without telling us what he already plays. If he only plays Madden hes probably not going to like if we suggest Doras Great Explorations.


18. NO NEED TO TYPE LIKE THIS OR LiKe THiS, YoUll OnLy PIsS Me oFf. Besides who has that kinda time that took me like 5 min to type poorly.


19. Removed


20. And finally get in the kitchen and make a dang samich. Men love samiches and won't leave you if you know how to make heaven between two pieces of bread. If you can't he will cheat. Leave him.


21. We do not know if your vagina will be "virgin tight" again. As far as we know every one is different. If he thinks its loose he will probably cheat. So leave him first.


22. Some of us are circumcised and some of us aren't. We like the way we are and our opinions differ. Our kids will be what we choose. Yours should too.


23. If you get stretchies, ask your man if he likes them. Some guys do and some guys don't. I'm not telling you you're hot incase you aren't. He'll cheat if he thinks they are unattractive. Leave him if he doesn't like them.


24. Do not post "TMI" in here. If I have to look at one more mucus plug you're getting a picture of the next iceberg turd I have.


25. Porn, watch it and shut up. Its not cheating to watch. But if you see him in one he probably cheated. Leave him.


26. Yes hes cheating on you... with his hand. Maybe if you touched it once in a while he wouldn't have to. He's saving you the trouble so get over it.

27. If you roll up on us with "why are all dads deadbeats" or something of the sorts, prepare to have your post removed and never seen again. In this instance you're the douche


28. DNA Tests. If your man wants to take one or is denying your baby at least take him on Maury and let us know when you'll be on. That jazz is so funny. Especially when he "aint dat baby daddy"


Thanks for listening and I look forward to answering all future questions.

Remember these rules and I might actually like you.
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