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Déesse Sailor Déesse Mistress of Pink Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy          Since: 08-14-04 From: The Moon Since last post: 6564 days Last activity: 6296 days |
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| Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he created woman first, but with three boobs
God: So now that you are here how do you feel about yourself? Eve: Well to be honest I feel alright, however I don't think I need this center boob. God: We can correct that. There now how do you feel? Eve: I feel great! (Looking at her hand...) Woman: Excuse me God? God: Yes Woman: Now what do I do with this usless boob? ***POOF*** Man was created. |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable  Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 99 days Last activity: 99 days |
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| ROFL, oh that is hilarious!! Where do you find this stuff? | |||
Jin Posting Pig Not Dead  Since: 01-12-05 From: Nowhere Since last post: 2681 days Last activity: 2540 days |
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| I thought man was originally made with boobs, but man didn't want them so he used the useless boobs to make women. My bible history is very rusty apparently. | |||
avatar of law Beezo  Since: 12-29-04 From: paris, canada Since last post: 5767 days Last activity: 5767 days |
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| from what i heard on the history channel, there was another woman created before adam. then he made adam, and told the woman to obey him, and she said why, she was made first. then she left the garden and joined up with another fallen angel...
and i heard that's also why lucifer left too, because god wanted him to follow adam's command, but lucifer said why, he was created before adam, so he too left. anyways, that's just what i saw on the history channel (Last edited by avatar of law on 03-11-05 11:30 PM) |
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Déesse Sailor Déesse Mistress of Pink Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy Since: 08-14-04 From: The Moon Since last post: 6564 days Last activity: 6296 days |
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Originally posted by Elara My friend actually emailed me this, she was looking at joke sites on the net during school and I laughed so much that I got her to send it to me  |
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Xeoman Ball and Chain Trooper Administrator  Since: 08-14-04 From: 255 Since last post: 87 days Last activity: 76 days |
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That is pretty funny. 
I guess we men are just a worthless boob.
Hey, maybe that's why we're so fascinated with them? WE are one!? 
(Kidding) |
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True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 99 days Last activity: 99 days |
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Originally posted by avatar of law That was Lilith. The woman who didn't want to have Adam dominate her. XD Deesse that was HILARIOUS! Men are useless boobs, that's just funny, I need to think on that level sometime.... not.(Last edited by True Flight on 03-12-05 03:19 PM) |
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WhiteRose Warrior Sailor Delerium Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no ones ever eaten before? Like chicken and telephone ice cream?...Green mouse ice cream was the worst.  Since: 08-17-04 From: The Dreaming Since last post: 4451 days Last activity: 5155 days |
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| ...ROFLMAO *falls of the chair and struggles to climb back on* Oh dear gods that was funny. I have to share that one with the two women at my work. |
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