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Déesse Sailor Déesse Mistress of Pink Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy          Since: 08-14-04 From: The Moon Since last post: 6359 days Last activity: 6091 days |
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| After many years at sea a pirate decided it was time to retire. Since he had suffered injuries on the job he thought that he could also collect disability insurance. He had a wooden leg, a hook where his right hand should be and a patch over his right eye. The agency assured him that he would be compensated if the injuries were work related. "How did you get the wooden leg?" In a booming voice the pirate replied:
"WELL MATEY, YOU SEE IT WAS LIKE THIS: ME AND ME MATES WERE ON THE HIGH SEAS WHEN THE BOOM SHE SWANG 'ROUND AND KNOCKED ME INTO THE SEA WHERE A SHARK BIT OFF ME LEG." "Well that is certainly work related. How did you lose your hand." In a booming voice the pirate replied: "WELL MATEY, YOU SEE IT WAS LIKE THIS: ME AND ME MATES WERE ON THE HIGH SEAS WHEN THE BOOM SHE SWANG 'ROUND AND KNOCKED ME INTO THE SEA WHERE A SHARK BIT OFF ME HAND." "Well that is certainly work related. How did you lose your eye." In a booming voice the pirate replied: "WELL MATEY, YOU SEE IT WAS LIKE THIS: I WAS LAYING ON THE DECK ONE BALMY DAY CATCHING SOME RAYS WHEN THIS *%#@* SEAGULL FLEW BY AND DROPPED HIS DUTY RIGHT IN ME EYE!" "Well yes, but what does that have to do with the loss of your eye?" "IT WERE THE FIRST DAY WITH ME HOOK!" |
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WhiteRose Warrior Sailor Delerium Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no ones ever eaten before? Like chicken and telephone ice cream?...Green mouse ice cream was the worst.  Since: 08-17-04 From: The Dreaming Since last post: 4246 days Last activity: 4950 days |
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| LOL, interesting little joke there Deesse. Poor pirate. To make things worse, his name should have been Lucky or it could have been his parrot instead of a randome seagul. | |||
Xeios You WANKER! Since: 08-16-04 Since last post: 4869 days Last activity: 1179 days |
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| Yar, That be a good pirate related jokin' you tell! I'd applaude ye had I me hand 'stead a dis hook here! | |||
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 2124 days Last activity: 1364 days |
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| damn that sucks for the pirate...Kinda funny...
Insurance people...Phweee |
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Himura_Kenshin Octoballoon  Since: 08-28-04 From: Clinton Twp mi Since last post: 6472 days Last activity: 5013 days |
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| Arg. The life of a pirate is a harsh life indeed. Nice joke though. |
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