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FX Zombie Marco         Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3831 days Last activity: 3727 days |
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| Shaddow Karate (2:35:36 PM): I... really... really... like scrubs.
klossus (2:35:44 PM): lol klossus (2:35:54 PM): I was singing the themesong tomyself right when you said that Shaddow Karate (2:36:06 PM): That's because I'm psychic. Shaddow Karate (2:36:11 PM): Not the sort where I knew you were doing that... Shaddow Karate (2:36:21 PM): I mean the sort where I MADE you do that. klossus (2:36:31 PM): lol klossus (2:36:34 PM): like Emma Frost... Shaddow Karate (2:36:46 PM): Yup? klossus (2:36:58 PM): wikipedia her klossus (2:37:05 PM): you'll see Shaddow Karate (2:37:23 PM): Uh... Shaddow Karate (2:37:30 PM): Before I do, just want to test myself. Shaddow Karate (2:37:37 PM): Was she in the Hellfire club at one point? Shaddow Karate (2:37:50 PM): 'cause I played some terrible X-Men game Shaddow Karate (2:37:56 PM): and I think I know who you're talking about. XD Shaddow Karate (2:38:38 PM): HA! klossus (2:38:40 PM): she was in hellfire club Shaddow Karate (2:38:40 PM): I was RIGHT~! Shaddow Karate (2:38:42 PM): OWNED! klossus (2:38:43 PM): but which game? Shaddow Karate (2:38:50 PM): that Apocalypse one Shaddow Karate (2:38:52 PM): it's a GBA game. klossus (2:38:54 PM): oh Shaddow Karate (2:39:07 PM): in which Rogue was the best character. 
Shaddow Karate (2:39:14 PM): and Cyclops was by far the worst. klossus (2:39:14 PM): I thought you meant xmen legends 2: rise of apacolypse... klossus (2:39:21 PM): oh, the firghting one? Shaddow Karate (2:39:32 PM): the one where you sidescroll, beating up everything Shaddow Karate (2:39:34 PM): and it's terrible klossus (2:39:41 PM): I think I remember wanting it Shaddow Karate (2:39:43 PM): and Bishop's the Main character. 
klossus (2:39:52 PM): but not being able to get it because I didn't have the newest gameboy Shaddow Karate (2:39:58 PM): lol klossus (2:40:06 PM): yeah, I had a pocket, and it was on color Shaddow Karate (2:40:06 PM): That feeling doesn't leave, does it? Shaddow Karate (2:40:15 PM): no no no Shaddow Karate (2:40:17 PM): this was Advanced. klossus (2:40:23 PM): the first was on color klossus (2:40:24 PM): ... Shaddow Karate (2:40:26 PM): oh klossus (2:40:26 PM): I feel old... Shaddow Karate (2:40:30 PM): then whatever, sorry. ^^ Shaddow Karate (2:40:39 PM): I don't follow Comic Book Games Shaddow Karate (2:45:46 PM): ... Shaddow Karate (2:45:52 PM): I run my hands through my hair and smell them all the time. Shaddow Karate (2:45:57 PM): Strawberries and lemons. Shaddow Karate (2:45:57 PM): ^^ klossus (2:46:00 PM): ... klossus (2:46:04 PM): my shoes smell like vanilla |
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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie!  Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 935 days Last activity: 935 days |
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3831 days Last activity: 3727 days |
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| Zabuza, it's because you've scared everyone off...
Teundusia (10:16:13 AM): Yo. klossus (10:40:39 AM): no Teundusia (10:40:45 AM): Bo. klossus (10:40:56 AM): go with the flo joe Teundusia (10:41:32 AM): Go, yo, with the flo joe, so moe can fire his bow into the hoe! klossus (10:41:51 AM): fo sho Teundusia (10:42:05 AM): Fo shizzle! klossus (10:42:10 AM): eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh klossus (10:42:13 AM): fail Teundusia (10:42:39 AM): Pale. Teundusia (10:44:33 AM): Flail. Teundusia (10:44:34 AM): Gail Teundusia (10:44:37 AM): Mail Teundusia (10:44:40 AM): Nail Teundusia (10:44:42 AM): Bail Teundusia (10:44:44 AM): Jail Teundusia (10:44:52 AM): Orange klossus (10:45:14 AM): FAIL Teundusia (10:45:21 AM): Pale Teundusia (10:45:23 AM): Flail Teundusia (10:45:24 AM): Gail Teundusia (10:45:26 AM): Mail Teundusia (10:45:29 AM): Nail Teundusia (10:45:29 AM): Bail Teundusia (10:45:31 AM): Jail Teundusia (10:45:32 AM): Orange Teundusia (10:46:39 AM): gotta go bye Teundusia (10:46:39 AM): fly Teundusia (10:46:40 AM): shy Teundusia (10:46:40 AM): my Teundusia (10:46:43 AM): hi Teundusia (10:46:44 AM): lie Teundusia (10:46:47 AM): sigh Teundusia (10:46:49 AM): pie |
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Bitmap #1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt  Since: 09-05-04 From: His Laughin' Place Since last post: 4558 days Last activity: 4552 days |
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| WARNING! THIS POST IS EXTREMELY LONG!
Well, I was extremely boerd, and at random times...I make up random stories...like Improv or something...Funny thing to do when no one is talking. I hope you guys enjoy this. *Bows* Sajin_Neko: YET Sajin_Neko: When you come down here Sajin_Neko: A SWAT team is going to be waiting Sajin_Neko: XDDDD kei_Lockheart: 
Sajin_Neko: Ill be like "NOOO" kei_Lockheart: XDDD Sajin_Neko: *Throws body in front of Bullets" kei_Lockheart: Save me darling! Sajin_Neko: XD kei_Lockheart: *puts both hand on cheeks* kei_Lockheart: XD Sajin_Neko: I smell a really funny anime involving that kei_Lockheart: LOL Sajin_Neko: XD kei_Lockheart: Oh yes Sajin_Neko: And then Sajin_Neko: AND THEN kei_Lockheart: And then Sajin_Neko: Blind Guardian comes in and Rocks out Sajin_Neko: I headbang kei_Lockheart: XD Sajin_Neko: Summon a mighty Dragon Sajin_Neko: and we ride off into the sunset Sajin_Neko: I mean the hospitol Sajin_Neko: cause you know I was SHOT kei_Lockheart: LOL kei_Lockheart: Well we could ride to the hospital as the sun is setting! Sajin_Neko: after Mrs. Joy heals me in the Pokemon Center Sajin_Neko: OH YES kei_Lockheart: XD Sajin_Neko: After we do that Sajin_Neko: We take a visit to Tard park Sajin_Neko: and Ride Beans kei_Lockheart: And then suddenly a kitten comes toward us out of nowhere Sajin_Neko: No it comes in after we get off Beans kei_Lockheart: Of course Sajin_Neko: We keep the Kittens Sajin_Neko: WE KEEP Sajin_Neko: The Kittens kei_Lockheart: Yesh! Sajin_Neko: I skin them for Leaather Armor Sajin_Neko: ANYWAYS XD kei_Lockheart: LOL kei_Lockheart: XD kei_Lockheart: LOLOLOLOL Sajin_Neko: We go to the Mythical Tard fortune Teller Sajin_Neko: who just so Happens to be the Burgerking guy and the Six Flags Guy fized together Sajin_Neko: Fuzed*** kei_Lockheart: And they predict that I'll give birth to humans with the power of foxes kei_Lockheart: XD Sajin_Neko: Foxes have no power Sajin_Neko: They have the gift of "AWW KAWAII"! kei_Lockheart: Exactly! Sajin_Neko: Oh! kei_Lockheart: They are invincible because of that Sajin_Neko: We leave the fortune teller Sajin_Neko: Absolutely Sajin_Neko: WE LEAVE the fortune teller Sajin_Neko: My shoes squeek Sajin_Neko: I look down Sajin_Neko: Pick it up Sajin_Neko: and it was a fox Sajin_Neko: AWW CRAP kei_Lockheart: And Mr. Bojangles Sajin_Neko: Mr. Bojangles deserves to die Sajin_Neko: No wait Sajin_Neko: Scratch that Sajin_Neko: I squished Mr. Bojangles Sajin_Neko: A FOX comes in and eats him kei_Lockheart: I laugh and pet the fox Sajin_Neko: Yes Sajin_Neko: THen the fox starts smelling something kei_Lockheart: And suddenly there is another giant sized fox standing in front of us Sajin_Neko: O__O kei_Lockheart: XD Sajin_Neko: Is he gonna eat me? Sajin_Neko: *The Big Fox Drools* kei_Lockheart: Nope then we ride him home Sajin_Neko: Oh yeah hes hungry kei_Lockheart: LOL Sajin_Neko: Well Sajin_Neko: He eats me Sajin_Neko: and eats you Sajin_Neko: and we ride in his stomach kei_Lockheart:
Sajin_Neko: TO the Hospitol again Sajin_Neko: Inside we play Rock paper Sizzors to determine who has to go out one way or the other way Sajin_Neko: Luckily, you were the one to come out its mouth Sajin_Neko: I had to.... kei_Lockheart: XDDD Sajin_Neko: Well the Fox was put to slee[p Sajin_Neko: Sleep* Sajin_Neko: I just waited for you to get out of his mouth Sajin_Neko: The Fox woke up kei_Lockheart: And then we walked out of the hospital again once I did Sajin_Neko: said he was sorry Sajin_Neko: and he is now our Pet kei_Lockheart: Yep! Sajin_Neko: Cause the Fox is kool like that Sajin_Neko: He was like Sajin_Neko: "Yo man im sorry, I thought you were like...Erm...Hows the weather"? kei_Lockheart: And I replied "It's about to rain cats and dogs" then the fox goes outside hoping for a snack Sajin_Neko: Hes looking up Sajin_Neko: whining Sajin_Neko: I point and laugh Sajin_Neko: He turns around and Glomps me Sajin_Neko: and tells me some crap about how im the Chosen one kei_Lockheart: And I use my super strength to pick him up off of you Sajin_Neko: He looks at you and smiles Sajin_Neko: Turns into a human Sajin_Neko: and its a guy with white hair and BIG BLUEISH ORANGISH EYES Sajin_Neko: He pulls out his Sword Sajin_Neko: Points it at my neck Sajin_Neko: and Lo and behold Sajin_Neko: I obtain Sajin_Neko: The Emerald Sword Sajin_Neko: From Rhapsody (C)- Copyright kei_Lockheart: XD Sajin_Neko: This is no laughing matter kei_Lockheart: The fox turned human and I clap kei_Lockheart: and nod Sajin_Neko: He was already human Sajin_Neko: Unless Sajin_Neko: THERES ANOTHER!? kei_Lockheart: No sorry what I meant is that the human that was a fox Sajin_Neko: Is that the human that was the fox Sajin_Neko: 
Sajin_Neko: Do what?> Sajin_Neko: Keep in mind, the guy is standing there with a sword next to my neck kei_Lockheart: The fox had already turned into the human Sajin_Neko: Better hurry up and tell me Sajin_Neko: Oh ok Sajin_Neko: I turn around and stick the sword in him Sajin_Neko: he then transforms into a Puppy Fox Sajin_Neko: * Cue Awwww* kei_Lockheart: Awwwww Sajin_Neko: I pick him up and adopt him Sajin_Neko: Nuzzle hium Sajin_Neko: Him**] Sajin_Neko: and my spelling Sajin_Neko: I nuzzle my spelling too kei_Lockheart: And suddenly we both disappear and reapper atop a high mountain fortress and were captured kei_Lockheart: *reappear kei_Lockheart: uh oh Sajin_Neko: Who did this Sajin_Neko: I turn around Sajin_Neko: METAL GEAR!? kei_Lockheart: Help us Chosen one! kei_Lockheart: Yes it was Metal Gear Sajin_Neko: I AM THE CHOSEN ONE! Sajin_Neko: Opps Sajin_Neko: I meant Sajin_Neko: "Im coming" kei_Lockheart: The Metal Gear hears you and immediately comes to you for a fight Sajin_Neko: Oh you wanna fight? Sajin_Neko: *It Nods* kei_Lockheart: Then it says MOOOOO and gets ready to step on you Sajin_Neko: Its the Metal Gear from number 4!? Sajin_Neko: BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEFEAT IT Sajin_Neko: *Quickly looks up script* Sajin_Neko: *Cant find it* Sajin_Neko: " ............" kei_Lockheart: I shout to you kei_Lockheart: Use old school tactics! Sajin_Neko: Oh ok! Sajin_Neko: *Loads a nintendo cartrige* Sajin_Neko: *Everyone hears 8-bit music* kei_Lockheart: Metal Gear looks at you and tries to step on you Sajin_Neko: O___O Sajin_Neko: WAIIIIITTTTT Sajin_Neko: WWAAAAAIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT Sajin_Neko: WAAAAAAIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT kei_Lockheart: Stops in confusion Sajin_Neko: You motherfucker! Sajin_Neko: *Disney points at Metal Gear* Sajin_Neko: We challange you to a GAME OFF!!!!!!" kei_Lockheart: It nods in acceptance and says my manuel says I can't refuse kei_Lockheart: What are your terms? kei_Lockheart: What's the catch? Sajin_Neko: *If we win...you must take your Sorry Ass...Back to Outer heaven...and also you must have to pay my Fines from being sued by 4 companies for using their Trademarrrrrkkkkksssssss....." kei_Lockheart: And what if I wiiinn? Sajin_Neko: Then you can Take Kyla back there with you kei_Lockheart: She says WHAT? Sajin_Neko: Trust me Kyla....Its not the only way, but you know...*AHEM* To be your little...Gamerslave kei_Lockheart: Kyla: What are you talking about...? Sajin_Neko: The Metal gear Nods and sits down, picks up the Nintendo Controller, and plays Classic Metal Gear against me. kei_Lockheart: Then he tries again to stomp on you Sajin_Neko: O___O Sajin_Neko: Erm... Sajin_Neko: I look up Sajin_Neko: O___O kei_Lockheart: MOOOOOO Sajin_Neko: Cow? kei_Lockheart: LOL Sajin_Neko: *Fox ears Twitch* Sajin_Neko: COWS ARE WEAK AGAINST TIPPAGE! Sajin_Neko: *He then tips the Metal Gear over, making it hard for him to get back up.* kei_Lockheart: The Metal Gear waves it's legs up in the air kei_Lockheart: F you Kyla! And F you Dale! kei_Lockheart: I'll get YOUOUUUUU Sajin_Neko: *Throws him in the garbage bin* Sajin_Neko: *A.K.A Outer heaven* kei_Lockheart: Walks toward him and watches the metal gear go off into space kei_Lockheart: Holding the fox puppy Sajin_Neko: *I look at Kyla* Sajin_Neko: Hes right there in the garbage bin kei_Lockheart: She looks down kei_Lockheart: Oh kei_Lockheart: Looks at Dale Sajin_Neko: XD kei_Lockheart: XD Sajin_Neko: Whew, you almost became a slave Sajin_Neko: *Shifty eyes* kei_Lockheart: Yeah Sajin_Neko: *Expected to be hit* kei_Lockheart: Thanks Chosen one Sajin_Neko: NO PROBLEM! Sajin_Neko: *Ending Credits* kei_Lockheart: *hits him* kei_Lockheart: XDD Sajin_Neko: XD LOL WOW! Sajin_Neko: I cant believe we just did that kei_Lockheart: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL kei_Lockheart: OMG _______________________ And while all of this was going on...A porn bot IM'd me [00:26] valedaztawnyaz: ra<#051131>te m<#581154>e <#580340>@ m<#557782>y web<#673136>si<#f13854>te <#574774>http<#a60338  //<#350641>w<#445886>ww.<#C21505>ab<#a80312>out<#D60032>cin<#E70070>dy<#e80374>.<#528300>com eus
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3831 days Last activity: 3727 days |
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| DoomReign (8:47:18 PM): hi
klossus (8:47:22 PM): hey klossus (8:47:25 PM): you need something? DoomReign (8:47:39 PM): no... DoomReign (8:47:40 PM): why? klossus (8:47:45 PM): just wondering klossus (8:48:41 PM): you don't usually IM people for no apparent reason DoomReign (8:50:51 PM): no DoomReign (8:50:52 PM): i dont klossus (8:51:01 PM): then... klossus (8:51:06 PM): why did you just IM me... klossus (8:51:10 PM): for no apparent reason DoomReign (8:52:08 PM): i didn;t 
klossus (8:52:18 PM): buh... klossus (8:52:22 PM): *is confused* |
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3831 days Last activity: 3727 days |
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| klossus (8:49:45 PM): oi
DoomReign (8:49:49 PM): hi klossus (8:49:57 PM): I'm bored DoomReign (8:50:05 PM): cool klossus (8:50:09 PM): yup DoomReign (8:50:13 PM): mhmm klossus (8:50:24 PM): right-o DoomReign (8:50:31 PM): quite klossus (8:50:36 PM): indeed DoomReign (8:50:49 PM): affirmative klossus (8:50:59 PM): target is locked DoomReign (8:51:05 PM): FIRE klossus (8:51:22 PM): *fires* DoomReign (8:53:16 PM): im bored klossus (8:53:33 PM): o reilly? DoomReign (8:54:15 PM): quit stalin and show me your marx klossus (8:54:40 PM): *shows* klossus (8:55:19 PM): whaddya think? DoomReign (8:55:24 PM): meh klossus (8:55:32 PM): *punches* |
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3831 days Last activity: 3727 days |
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| [18:46] klossus: [18:41] jrrain25: Do you think everyone still dislike me?
[18:41] klossus: not everyone [18:42] jrrain25: I know Shaddow would dislike me. [18:42] klossus: yeah [18:42] klossus: he does [18:42] jrrain25: But to tell the truth, he is rather childish. [18:43] klossus: try interacting with him in real life [18:43] jrrain25: How is it? [18:43] klossus: ...interesting... [18:43] jrrain25: Really? Interesting how? [18:43] klossus: lol [18:43] klossus: I do not have time to explain that.. [18:46] Shaddow Karate: I'm not childish! o-o [18:46] Shaddow Karate: I'm just... uh... [18:46] Shaddow Karate: *thinks* [18:46] klossus: like a child? [18:47] Shaddow Karate: *points up at the sky and jumps* YES! [18:47] Shaddow Karate: ... wait [18:47] Shaddow Karate: that's synonomous for childish [18:47] Shaddow Karate: STFU! [18:47] Shaddow Karate: >_____< [18:47] Shaddow Karate: uhh [18:47] Shaddow Karate: the word I was looking for was... [18:47] Shaddow Karate: "Blunt" [18:47] Shaddow Karate: and "to the point" [18:47] Shaddow Karate: which should be opposites, since blunt objects don't have points. |
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3831 days Last activity: 3727 days |
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| Teundusia (12:40:19 PM): Hi.
klossus (12:40:24 PM): hi Teundusia (12:40:46 PM): How's it going over there mate!? klossus (12:40:54 PM): mate? klossus (12:40:59 PM): you australian now? klossus (12:41:01 PM): NO klossus (12:41:05 PM): MY CURE BACKFIRED!!! Teundusia (12:41:25 PM): Muaahaahaahaahaaaaa! Teundusia (12:41:41 PM): I found an antidote to your anti-english poison! Teundusia (12:41:46 PM): Mate! Teundusia (12:42:01 PM): Now bow before my awesome crocodile wrestling abilities! klossus (12:42:05 PM): no, my British cure ended up making you Australian klossus (12:42:11 PM): a fate worse than death! Teundusia (12:42:30 PM): Mate. klossus (12:44:59 PM): fortunately I made a backu[ klossus (12:45:03 PM): backup* klossus (12:45:10 PM): *deletes Ryan* klossus (12:45:13 PM): *loads backup* klossus (12:45:15 PM): all better Teundusia (12:45:45 PM): Whoa... I had this terrible dream abuout wrestling crocodiles... klossus (12:46:16 PM): hm.... ghosts in the system Teundusia (12:46:43 PM): Loading mind... Teundusia (12:46:45 PM): 1% Teundusia (12:46:47 PM): 4% Teundusia (12:46:50 PM): 9% Teundusia (12:46:52 PM): 15% Teundusia (12:46:55 PM): 23% Teundusia (12:47:00 PM): 36% Teundusia (12:47:02 PM): 36% Teundusia (12:47:06 PM): 36% Teundusia (12:47:12 PM): 36% Teundusia (12:47:20 PM): 35% Teundusia (12:47:25 PM): 64% Teundusia (12:47:29 PM): 75% Teundusia (12:47:29 PM): 90% Teundusia (12:47:32 PM): 100% Teundusia (12:47:36 PM): Loading mind complete. Teundusia (12:47:44 PM): Loading physical appearance... Teundusia (12:47:54 PM): Error: Corrupted file. Teundusia (12:48:00 PM): Loading replacement image. Teundusia (12:48:05 PM): 3% Teundusia (12:48:07 PM): 9% Teundusia (12:48:09 PM): 23% Teundusia (12:48:11 PM): 64% Teundusia (12:48:13 PM): 100% Teundusia (12:48:59 PM): Loading physical appearance [Samuel L Jackson] complete. Teundusia (12:49:04 PM): Merging.... Teundusia (12:49:09 PM): Merging complete. klossus (12:49:09 PM): *cancel* Teundusia (12:49:16 PM): Cancelling... Teundusia (12:49:21 PM): Are you sure you want to continue? klossus (12:49:26 PM): y Teundusia (12:49:38 PM): Are you sure though? klossus (12:49:44 PM): y Teundusia (12:49:47 PM): Positive? klossus (12:49:53 PM): y Teundusia (12:50:06 PM): Because I can finish loading the files if you want. klossus (12:50:09 PM): y to all Teundusia (12:50:20 PM): Continue? Teundusia (12:50:25 PM): automatic response taken. Teundusia (12:50:29 PM): Continueing.... Teundusia (12:50:31 PM): 2% Teundusia (12:50:32 PM): 4% Teundusia (12:50:33 PM): 6% Teundusia (12:50:35 PM): 10% Teundusia (12:50:36 PM): 14% Teundusia (12:50:38 PM): 19% Teundusia (12:50:41 PM): 22% Teundusia (12:50:43 PM): 29% Teundusia (12:50:48 PM): 35% klossus (12:51:16 PM): *cancel* klossus (12:51:26 PM): *upload american profile* Teundusia (12:51:27 PM): Windows has encountered a critical error and is about to restart. Please save any unsaved work. klossus (12:51:39 PM): already backed up Teundusia (12:51:41 PM): Would you like a report on the error? klossus (12:51:44 PM): no klossus (12:51:51 PM): *reformats to mac* Teundusia (12:51:52 PM): But I wrote it up special! Teundusia (12:52:02 PM): Hi! I'm a Mac! Let's have fun! Teundusia (12:52:09 PM): *Loads all programs* Teundusia (12:52:12 PM): *Crashes* Teundusia (12:52:23 PM): Oh dear! Mac has run out of RAM! Rebooting... Teundusia (12:52:32 PM): Hi! I'm a Mac! Let's have fun! Teundusia (12:52:37 PM): *Loads all programs* Teundusia (12:52:40 PM): *Crashes* Teundusia (12:52:48 PM): Oh dear! Mac has run out of RAM! Rebooting... Teundusia (12:52:56 PM): *Lather, rinse, repeat* klossus (12:53:07 PM): *loads linux* Teundusia (12:53:58 PM): I am a Linux computer. I am fully functional to do anything due to my low system resources.... Unfortunately I don't have fuck all programs, so I can't do sod all for you. Have a nice day... *Crashes* klossus (12:54:16 PM): *throws away* klossus (12:54:17 PM): screw this Teundusia (12:55:32 PM): I only wanted to be loved... Teundusia (12:55:36 PM): *Dies* Teundusia (12:57:01 PM): *Email response from ShiteCompInc.* We are sorry you are unsatisfied with your new computer. Because of the recent troubles you have been having, we have sent you a new one, free of charge. We hope you have a fun time using your new ShiteCompInc. computer! Teundusia (12:57:14 PM): Okay, I'm bored now. Teundusia (12:58:29 PM): *Sings Christmas songs* |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back!   Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4645 days Last activity: 4605 days |
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| Teundusia: Hi.
klossus: maybe Teundusia: No/. klossus: it's possible Teundusia: But only when a whale eats a boat in the next five minutes. klossus: yes Teundusia: I still haven't got any further with what my RP is gonna be about. :-P klossus: k klossus signed off at 07:20:41. Teundusia: bbl, having a bath. Previous message was not received by klossus because of error: User klossus is not available. klossus signed on at 07:21:07. Teundusia: Where did you get that Knife Wrench picture? klossus: it's from scrubs Teundusia: Oh., Teundusia: Never heard of it. klossus: kick ass show Teundusia: Although I have heard of GRASS SEEDS!!! klossus: go to www.peekvid.com klossus: go on TV shows, watch some scrubs Teundusia: Meh, maybe after school. Teundusia: brb, getting breakfast. klossus: lol, it's morning for you Teundusia: lol, it's night for you. klossus: midnight Teundusia: So, a team of top secret government agents break in to your room, trying to take you for some experimental DNA changing tests. What do you do? klossus: is this a plot for a porno? Teundusia: Um... No... *Shifts eyes, guiltily* Teundusia: I'M NOT PLANNING ON GETTING A LOAD OF TOP SECRET GOVERNMENT AGENTS TO GANG BANG YOU THEN RECORD IT!!! Teundusia: Although... CAST CHANGE! Teundusia: *Changes you for beautiful sex obsessed blonde* Teundusia: Ah, perfect. klossus: I AM a beautuful sex obsessed blonde Teundusia: Yeah, but no where near as beautiful as this one. *Points to a blank spot of air* klossus: *bitch slaps* Teundusia: *Dodges* klossus: *homing bitch slap* Teundusia: *Becomes cold blooded* Teundusia: and motionless* klossus: didn't say it was heat or motion Teundusia: Hmm... Teundusia: What else can homing things work on... Teundusia: I know! *Disappears* klossus: your MOM! Teundusia: *Moves mother a few feet to the right* Teundusia: There, now I'm perfectly safe. klossus: *universe destroying bitch slap* klossus signed off at 07:57:51. Oh dear, he killed himself! I was OUTSIDE the universe. |
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| Greatest conversation ever. Some content may be NSFW.
DoomReign=Clock Siobhan=Cawn Q Bine (Cairoi's GF) Klossus=Me Sprtan5150=If you can't figure this out... you're a dumbass. You are now in chat room “whoahgoodnesspeople.” siobhans new sn (1:22:45 PM): lol.. siobhans new sn (1:22:50 PM): HI NARSTY BOIZ DoomReign (1:22:57 PM): hi siobhans new sn (1:23:05 PM): lol. klossus (1:23:06 PM): hello siobhans new sn (1:23:24 PM): hi klossus (1:23:31 PM): Spartan(chris) here siobhans new sn (1:23:36 PM): LOL k] siobhans new sn (1:23:43 PM): im john siobhans new sn (1:23:43 PM): jk DoomReign (1:23:49 PM): i'm jesus BlacknWhite Jack (1:23:51 PM): No, that'd be me. siobhans new sn (1:23:52 PM): orly DoomReign (1:23:53 PM): srsly siobhans new sn (1:23:56 PM): JESUS siobhans new sn (1:23:58 PM): IS IT TRU BlacknWhite Jack (1:23:59 PM): no, n'srsly siobhans new sn (1:24:00 PM): DO U HAVE A KID klossus (1:24:03 PM): IOH fuck itsclockworkz DoomReign (1:24:04 PM): yeah klossus (1:24:06 PM): nicebreakdude siobhans new sn (1:24:09 PM): omg siobhans new sn (1:24:13 PM): kewl DoomReign (1:24:14 PM): i banged the shit outta mary magdaline. siobhans new sn (1:24:16 PM): LOL klossus (1:24:20 PM): gonna like in onto the crap top klossus (1:24:23 PM): FX willbe here klossus (1:24:27 PM): send in invite to sprtan5150 siobhans new sn (1:24:29 PM): much love jesus33333333333333333 DoomReign (1:24:30 PM): dammit DoomReign (1:24:33 PM): i dont like FX BlacknWhite Jack (1:24:48 PM): Jesus doesn't love FX! BlacknWhite Jack (1:24:49 PM): XD siobhans new sn (1:25:04 PM): fx is a nice channel they had my favorite movie on once klossus (1:25:04 PM): I love FX klossus (1:25:08 PM): (I'm FX) BlacknWhite Jack (1:25:11 PM): That must mean he's a Jew, or a Republican! klossus (1:25:15 PM): hey! BlacknWhite Jack (1:25:17 PM): OR OPRAH siobhans new sn (1:25:18 PM): omg :-( siobhans new sn (1:25:20 PM): im repub. DoomReign (1:25:23 PM): no; FX is a muslim klossus (1:25:23 PM): I don't practice judism siobhans new sn (1:25:25 PM): no pussy for you jojo DoomReign (1:25:25 PM): and i'm jesus DoomReign (1:25:29 PM): so i'm all like DoomReign (1:25:32 PM): oh hellllll no. BlacknWhite Jack (1:25:58 PM): Well, I'm Chris Rock. siobhans new sn (1:26:00 PM): how are all you peoples siobhans new sn (1:26:02 PM): i am siobhan siobhans new sn (1:26:06 PM): BEAT THAT siobhans new sn (1:26:12 PM): nukas BlacknWhite Jack (1:26:17 PM): Damn, can't. siobhans new sn (1:26:22 PM): ya siobhans new sn (1:26:24 PM): das rite DoomReign (1:26:35 PM): yeah well DoomReign (1:26:40 PM): im jesus. DoomReign (1:26:42 PM): i can like klossus (1:26:45 PM): let's talk about sex, baybeee siobhans new sn (1:26:45 PM): k siobhans new sn (1:26:45 PM): kk DoomReign (1:26:46 PM): destroy humanity siobhans new sn (1:26:50 PM): LOL DoomReign (1:26:53 PM): just be breathing your air. siobhans new sn (1:26:53 PM): SALT N PEPPA siobhans new sn (1:26:56 PM): or not siobhans new sn (1:26:58 PM): no siobhans new sn (1:26:58 PM): not siobhans new sn (1:27:00 PM): jk DoomReign (1:27:01 PM): how does that make you feel? BlacknWhite Jack (1:27:02 PM): Imma cut you something fierce, Oprah. BlacknWhite Jack (1:27:13 PM): Jesus, shut yo mouth. DoomReign (1:27:25 PM): anyone here black? siobhans new sn (1:27:28 PM): WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR SON WAS AT HOME CRYN ALL NITE ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR CAUSE HES HUNGRY AND THE ONLY WAY TO FEED HIM IS TO SLEEP WITH A MAN FOR A LIL BIT OF MONEY WHILE HIS DAD AINT HOME DoomReign (1:27:33 PM): cause i'm going to engage racist mode siobhans new sn (1:27:37 PM): no BlacknWhite Jack (1:27:41 PM): No, we're all white here. siobhans new sn (1:27:45 PM): we're all proud members of the aryan race BlacknWhite Jack (1:27:47 PM): Except me. DoomReign (1:27:48 PM): alright. BlacknWhite Jack (1:27:50 PM): I'm mexican. klossus (1:27:54 PM): I'm a black albino siobhans new sn (1:27:56 PM): mexicans killed kevin fu siobhans new sn (1:27:59 PM): fuck you mexicans BlacknWhite Jack (1:28:00 PM): So, he's a cracka. DoomReign (1:28:07 PM): because oprah is a selfish, fat, overpaid overexaggerated stupid nigger. BlacknWhite Jack (1:28:08 PM): Hu is Kevin Fu? siobhans new sn (1:28:30 PM): my boobs BlacknWhite Jack (1:28:32 PM): I hate Oprah too, personally. DoomReign (1:28:36 PM): that's right. i said it. siobhans new sn (1:28:47 PM): i wish she was my aunt DoomReign (1:28:48 PM): i said "nigger". siobhans new sn (1:28:51 PM): so she'd give me stuff siobhans new sn (1:28:54 PM): NIGGER siobhans new sn (1:28:56 PM): NIGGER LOVER siobhans new sn (1:29:00 PM): NIGGER COME SLAP A BITCH siobhans new sn (1:29:05 PM): NIGGER YOUR PENIS IS 13 INCHES siobhans new sn (1:29:07 PM): HAY NIGGER siobhans new sn (1:29:08 PM): NIGGER siobhans new sn (1:29:09 PM): NIGGER siobhans new sn (1:29:17 PM): I FEEL LIKE SLAPPING A NIGGER DoomReign (1:29:19 PM): how do you keep a nigger out of you back yard? siobhans new sn (1:29:23 PM): kill it DoomReign (1:29:25 PM): hang one in the front. Sprtan5150 has entered the chat room. siobhans new sn (1:29:28 PM): LOL DoomReign (1:29:39 PM): why do police dogs lick their asses? siobhans new sn (1:29:46 PM): cause they hate niggers DoomReign (1:29:48 PM): to get the taste of niggers out of their mouths. siobhans new sn (1:29:51 PM): LOL klossus (1:29:52 PM): because you touch yourself at night Sprtan5150 (1:29:54 PM): why the shit are we talking about the fucking siobhans new sn (1:29:59 PM): i touch myself all the time Sprtan5150 (1:30:00 PM): racist pig... klossus (1:30:09 PM): o.O siobhans new sn (1:30:11 PM): john would know ;-) Sprtan5150 (1:30:12 PM): .... siobhans new sn (1:30:14 PM): ;-) ;-) siobhans new sn (1:30:16 PM): ;-) siobhans new sn (1:30:16 PM): ;-) DoomReign (1:30:18 PM): shut up, fx, you fucking nigger. DoomReign (1:30:21 PM): XD Sprtan5150 (1:30:22 PM): I'd tap that siobhans new sn (1:30:24 PM): ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) klossus (1:30:28 PM): (> ' '(> @@)> Sprtan5150 (1:30:28 PM): Clockworkz I will fuck j00 up siobhans new sn (1:30:37 PM): hay john can we have phone sex later klossus (1:30:46 PM): you should have phone sex now siobhans new sn (1:30:52 PM): we cant Sprtan5150 (1:30:55 PM): ... siobhans new sn (1:30:55 PM): he has to get off the phone DoomReign (1:30:55 PM): how do you get a nigger out of a tree? DoomReign (1:30:58 PM): cut the rope klossus (1:31:02 PM): cyber, d00d DoomReign (1:31:07 PM): dude siobhans new sn (1:31:08 PM): not as good klossus (1:31:09 PM): Clock, STFU DoomReign (1:31:11 PM): lets have a cyber orgy siobhans new sn (1:31:16 PM): gahahahahaha siobhans new sn (1:31:17 PM): LOL klossus (1:31:17 PM): yes, lets siobhans new sn (1:31:21 PM): you guys suck Sprtan5150 (1:31:22 PM): what would you call the flinstones if they were black? siobhans new sn (1:31:25 PM): phone sex is better DoomReign (1:31:25 PM): nuh uh BlacknWhite Jack (1:31:28 PM): You are all on crack cocaine. siobhans new sn (1:31:28 PM): you get real audible moans Sprtan5150 (1:31:29 PM): Niggers BlacknWhite Jack (1:31:37 PM): Except Siobhan. DoomReign (1:31:39 PM): my jokes are funnier. Sprtan5150 (1:31:40 PM): Not racist siobhans new sn (1:31:48 PM): john do you want phone sex later or not Sprtan5150 (1:31:53 PM): I do klossus (1:31:56 PM): CYBER! DoomReign (1:31:57 PM): im not racist, but i do draw the line at times. Sprtan5150 (1:31:59 PM): call me 707-293-4219 Sprtan5150 (1:32:09 PM): if you want a good time siobhans new sn (1:32:14 PM): is that your number siobhans new sn (1:32:16 PM): for real siobhans new sn (1:32:16 PM): LOL Sprtan5150 (1:32:17 PM): yep klossus (1:32:23 PM): yeesh DoomReign (1:32:24 PM): like: tupac is a nigger. but barrak obama is not a nigger. BlacknWhite Jack (1:32:26 PM): Watch it's Shaddow. klossus (1:32:33 PM): no it's not Sprtan5150 (1:32:33 PM): you can call me right now Sprtan5150 (1:32:36 PM): and I will pick up Sprtan5150 (1:32:42 PM): speaking of shaddow Sprtan5150 (1:32:53 PM): you gonna give me five bucks to punch him in the face siobhans new sn (1:32:53 PM): obama wont be elected simply because ignorant ppl will think his name is iraqi siobhans new sn (1:32:58 PM): omg siobhans new sn (1:33:03 PM): you wouldnt want me anyway klossus (1:33:05 PM): Shaddow's is 707-508-6221 siobhans new sn (1:33:08 PM): im a secret internet fattie BlacknWhite Jack (1:33:13 PM): No she's not. Sprtan5150 (1:33:14 PM): /shrug Sprtan5150 (1:33:23 PM): I dont think cairoi woudl bang fatchicks siobhans new sn (1:33:33 PM): how do you know hes banging me klossus (1:33:35 PM): prank call Shaddow siobhans new sn (1:33:35 PM): for real siobhans new sn (1:33:46 PM): and i am fat :/ BlacknWhite Jack (1:33:50 PM): No, you're not. Sprtan5150 (1:33:58 PM): every woman says she's fat siobhans new sn (1:34:08 PM): yeah but see i am frrlz BlacknWhite Jack (1:34:14 PM): No, you're not!!! DoomReign (1:34:14 PM): prove it. i'll make an assessment when we can all see your boobs siobhans new sn (1:34:15 PM): can't you tell in my pics? DoomReign (1:34:17 PM): dont hit me john siobhans new sn (1:34:18 PM): my arms look fattie Sprtan5150 (1:34:24 PM): /agree with clock siobhans new sn (1:34:26 PM): well i do have pics..... Sprtan5150 (1:34:33 PM): He threatened to cut my balls off klossus (1:34:33 PM): if you are comparing yourself with Xeios,then yes Sprtan5150 (1:34:44 PM): Chris is fucking skinny Sprtan5150 (1:34:52 PM): Pluss he is taller hen me... DoomReign (1:34:53 PM): if your comparing yourself to a sapling, then yes. Sprtan5150 (1:34:57 PM): So I am bitter siobhans new sn (1:35:12 PM): ok i guess im just curvy then DoomReign (1:35:13 PM): i'm skinnier and taller than you, chris. Sprtan5150 (1:35:20 PM): bah Sprtan5150 (1:35:24 PM): You have no proof BlacknWhite Jack (1:35:29 PM): I am the next Mr. Universe. siobhans new sn (1:35:32 PM): yay! Sprtan5150 (1:35:33 PM): its the drugs fucking with your mind lol klossus (1:35:35 PM): I AM THE UNIVERSE siobhans new sn (1:35:43 PM): ive never done drugs lol siobhans new sn (1:35:50 PM): my pleasure of choice is sexual pleasure BlacknWhite Jack (1:35:54 PM): No, you're the secret of the universe, FX, cause you have no friends. DoomReign (1:35:55 PM): dude, fucking.. shrooms are sweet. siobhans new sn (1:35:57 PM): ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) BlacknWhite Jack (1:35:57 PM): XD Sprtan5150 (1:35:58 PM): how coincidental Sprtan5150 (1:36:00 PM): sos mine siobhans new sn (1:36:02 PM): LOL DoomReign (1:36:14 PM): seriously. siobhans new sn (1:36:22 PM): so's johns. DoomReign (1:36:30 PM): i saw tony the tiger and that little lucky charms fucker last time i did em. BlacknWhite Jack (1:36:35 PM): XDXDXDXD DoomReign (1:36:40 PM): i shit you not. siobhans new sn (1:36:47 PM): omg siobhans new sn (1:36:48 PM): really DoomReign (1:36:51 PM): and this after i smoked two blunts of haze to the face. siobhans new sn (1:36:52 PM): i'll have to tell my friend julia siobhans new sn (1:36:56 PM): she's wanted to try forever Sprtan5150 (1:36:56 PM): ...Pink christina aguilara demons DoomReign (1:37:00 PM): so i was fuuuucked UP. BlacknWhite Jack (1:37:05 PM): There's a reason there are drugs called Special K. BlacknWhite Jack (1:37:11 PM): Kellogs, y'know. siobhans new sn (1:37:15 PM): NO HESITATION NO DELAY YOU COME ON JUST LIKE SPECIAL K klossus (1:37:20 PM): those are from Ridalin j00 n00b siobhans new sn (1:37:24 PM): JUST LIKE I SWALLOWED HALF MY STASH I NEVER EVER WANNA CRASH siobhans new sn (1:37:29 PM): Photo10.jpg Sprtan5150 (1:37:31 PM): I'd tap that...^ siobhans new sn (1:37:33 PM): is that the cleavage pic siobhans new sn (1:37:35 PM): cause there is none there siobhans new sn (1:37:36 PM): at all siobhans new sn (1:37:45 PM): unless you like teensy boobiez siobhans new sn (1:37:46 PM): BITTIES siobhans new sn (1:37:53 PM): theres a necklace BlacknWhite Jack (1:37:54 PM): You do not have small boobs at all, babe. siobhans new sn (1:37:56 PM): btu thats about it DoomReign (1:37:56 PM): tits or gtfo DoomReign (1:37:57 PM): XD Sprtan5150 (1:38:02 PM): /agree with john siobhans new sn (1:38:03 PM): LOL john Sprtan5150 (1:38:20 PM): *fap* *fap* *fap DoomReign (1:38:26 PM): spartan. Sprtan5150 (1:38:27 PM): Noah dont turn around DoomReign (1:38:28 PM): no. Sprtan5150 (1:38:33 PM): you will see soemthing you dont want to see Sprtan5150 (1:38:34 PM): lol klossus (1:38:34 PM): AAAAAAAAAA DoomReign (1:38:38 PM): yeah DoomReign (1:38:39 PM): your right siobhans new sn (1:38:41 PM): its not that revealing at all DoomReign (1:38:46 PM): i dont wanna see your pussy, chris. siobhans new sn (1:38:46 PM): do you guys watch porn?? ever??? siobhans new sn (1:38:53 PM): because you see a lot more Sprtan5150 (1:38:53 PM): lol siobhans new sn (1:38:54 PM): lol klossus (1:38:59 PM): All thte time, biatch Sprtan5150 (1:39:04 PM): I was watching pr0n on noahs wii BlacknWhite Jack (1:39:08 PM): Watch your tongue, mothafucka. BlacknWhite Jack (1:39:15 PM): No cursing at my girlfriend. DoomReign (1:39:18 PM): i watch porn. DoomReign (1:39:20 PM): but like BlacknWhite Jack (1:39:22 PM): We know. Sprtan5150 (1:39:24 PM): You also draw it siobhans new sn (1:39:29 PM): hentai siobhans new sn (1:39:33 PM): woot DoomReign (1:39:34 PM): porn stars and sluts get old and boring Sprtan5150 (1:39:34 PM): Correct DoomReign (1:39:48 PM): which is why we crave amateur, fresh, original stuff. siobhans new sn (1:39:50 PM): LOL DoomReign (1:39:57 PM): like john's girlfriend for exam- :x BlacknWhite Jack (1:40:03 PM): Pr0n stars also get old and wrinkly, but some people like it that way. siobhans new sn (1:40:09 PM): LOL siobhans new sn (1:40:11 PM): omh siobhans new sn (1:40:11 PM): haha klossus (1:40:21 PM): spartan lost the chat... siobhans new sn (1:40:22 PM): well john gets lots of sex when i see him siobhans new sn (1:40:31 PM): ^___^ DoomReign (1:40:48 PM): shut up. shut up shut up shut up. i want sex and i'm not getting it. DoomReign (1:40:57 PM): seniorita del righty isnt cutting it. Sprtan5150 (1:41:07 PM): ^ agree's with the above statements BlacknWhite Jack (1:41:09 PM): XDXDXDXDXD siobhans new sn (1:41:11 PM): i love sex siobhans new sn (1:41:13 PM): i can't get enough siobhans new sn (1:41:20 PM): sometimes john tells me to stop touching him siobhans new sn (1:41:20 PM): lol klossus (1:41:23 PM): I could help with that Sprtan5150 (1:41:25 PM): John I want your girlfriend BlacknWhite Jack (1:41:25 PM): No, I don't. siobhans new sn (1:41:27 PM): LOL BlacknWhite Jack (1:41:30 PM): I have never said that. siobhans new sn (1:41:32 PM): like once you did BlacknWhite Jack (1:41:32 PM): Ever. BlacknWhite Jack (1:41:35 PM): No. siobhans new sn (1:41:35 PM): ONCE YOU DID siobhans new sn (1:41:37 PM): YEA siobhans new sn (1:41:38 PM): omg BlacknWhite Jack (1:41:39 PM): No I haven't. siobhans new sn (1:41:41 PM): maybe im dreaming BlacknWhite Jack (1:41:44 PM): You are. siobhans new sn (1:41:48 PM): but youknow sometimes in public!! siobhans new sn (1:41:50 PM): when i would!! siobhans new sn (1:41:51 PM): i thought you did BlacknWhite Jack (1:42:01 PM): Bullshit, I'm the affectionate one in public. klossus (1:42:04 PM): nah, if she were dreaming, i would be there DoomReign (1:42:05 PM): siobhan, can i kill him so you can fuck me instead? 
BlacknWhite Jack (1:42:13 PM): Ethan, I swear. siobhans new sn (1:42:18 PM): i love my johnny :-) DoomReign (1:42:28 PM): who's ethan? BlacknWhite Jack (1:42:43 PM): I remember you did the damn Guess my name thing. BlacknWhite Jack (1:42:50 PM): Ethan Sell, right? Sprtan5150 (1:42:58 PM): You so dont know my name klossus (1:42:58 PM): I knowz your name klossus (1:43:04 PM): CHRIS WISTOCK DoomReign (1:43:07 PM): no siobhans new sn (1:43:10 PM): NO john DoomReign (1:43:10 PM): its Evan siobhans new sn (1:43:13 PM): i dont mean like kissing Sprtan5150 (1:43:14 PM): YOU FUCKER siobhans new sn (1:43:18 PM): when i would touch your peen DoomReign (1:43:20 PM): get it right! >=O BlacknWhite Jack (1:43:25 PM): Evan? Sprtan5150 (1:43:26 PM): *throws wiimotes at noah DoomReign (1:43:28 PM): yes BlacknWhite Jack (1:43:30 PM): Rigght! BlacknWhite Jack (1:43:39 PM): I am a nigga sometimes. BlacknWhite Jack (1:43:47 PM): By golly. Sprtan5150 (1:43:50 PM): I threw a ruler instead DoomReign (1:43:51 PM): and dammit, your girl is ASKING to be raped with a mouth like that XD BlacknWhite Jack (1:43:56 PM): ... BlacknWhite Jack (1:43:57 PM): WHAT?! DoomReign (1:44:02 PM): "i wanna touch your peen" DoomReign (1:44:07 PM): in front of perfect strangers. DoomReign (1:44:13 PM): damn. DoomReign (1:44:16 PM): i wish i was you, man. BlacknWhite Jack (1:44:17 PM): I wanna shoot you if you think about it. siobhans new sn (1:44:19 PM): i don't care, i'm just an open person Sprtan5150 (1:44:36 PM): ... reminds me of sarah DoomReign (1:44:42 PM): john, you should know better than to take what i say seriously. klossus (1:44:57 PM): j00... BlacknWhite Jack (1:45:01 PM): I'm not taking chances. BlacknWhite Jack (1:45:04 PM): *cocks rifle* siobhans new sn (1:45:08 PM): you said cock DoomReign (1:45:08 PM): you should. klossus (1:45:12 PM): be careful of AIDS DoomReign (1:45:13 PM): XDXDXD siobhans new sn (1:45:14 PM): sucky sucky DoomReign (1:45:18 PM): pool's closed due to aids. Sprtan5150 (1:45:18 PM): ...What rifle klossus (1:45:25 PM): or even worse... SUPER AIDS Sprtan5150 (1:45:27 PM): Which specific rifle klossus (1:45:34 PM): Spartan got aids, off a pole he found siobhans new sn (1:45:37 PM): eew haha BlacknWhite Jack (1:45:40 PM): That sucks. DoomReign (1:45:40 PM): you dont even get the joke, FX. Sprtan5150 (1:45:49 PM): You using a boltaction rifle? siobhans new sn (1:45:50 PM): Lol omg guys siobhans new sn (1:45:51 PM): chillz siobhans new sn (1:45:53 PM): omg DoomReign (1:45:59 PM): AIDs? I have Aids. siobhans new sn (1:46:03 PM): i dont DoomReign (1:46:05 PM): financial aid. BlacknWhite Jack (1:46:07 PM): Lunch aids! BlacknWhite Jack (1:46:08 PM): XD Sprtan5150 (1:46:09 PM): I have a remington 500 Sprtan5150 (1:46:11 PM): it fucking owns siobhans new sn (1:46:14 PM): john took my virginity Sprtan5150 (1:46:19 PM): I also have my Ruger 10/22 siobhans new sn (1:46:19 PM): and he didnt have aids either siobhans new sn (1:46:23 PM): and ive never been with anyoneelse siobhans new sn (1:46:25 PM): so no aids DoomReign (1:46:27 PM): i dont care about guns. klossus (1:46:31 PM): right now, I fucking hate you Cairoi.... DoomReign (1:46:33 PM): all iknow is that they shoot bullets. DoomReign (1:46:37 PM): into heads. DoomReign (1:46:42 PM): of people that i dont like. Sprtan5150 (1:46:44 PM): Boomstick? DoomReign (1:46:46 PM): *glares at FX* Sprtan5150 (1:46:52 PM): AND THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!!!! klossus (1:46:57 PM): THIS... IS... MY... BO... FUCK siobhans new sn (1:47:06 PM): johns boomstick is yum siobhans new sn (1:47:08 PM): delish DoomReign (1:47:21 PM): *throws up hands* klossus (1:47:24 PM): mine is better DoomReign (1:47:26 PM): there she goes again. siobhans new sn (1:47:36 PM): LMFAO DoomReign (1:47:37 PM): mine tastes a bit like butterscotch. siobhans new sn (1:47:39 PM): hahahahahahahhahahahah BlacknWhite Jack (1:47:42 PM): ... BlacknWhite Jack (1:47:47 PM): How do you know? siobhans new sn (1:47:48 PM): klossus i thought you were into john Sprtan5150 (1:47:50 PM): lol noahs dumping the footage from the dinner theaer DoomReign (1:47:53 PM): i've been told. DoomReign (1:47:57 PM): by several women Sprtan5150 (1:48:01 PM): he's been in john Sprtan5150 (1:48:03 PM): /chuckle DoomReign (1:48:05 PM): with whom i've had oral sexual relations with Sprtan5150 (1:48:13 PM): I look like a badass in tha fedora BlacknWhite Jack (1:48:19 PM): Senorita again? Sprtan5150 (1:48:22 PM): that costume from tha night was so fucking awesome siobhans new sn (1:48:33 PM): im lost Sprtan5150 (1:48:35 PM): I am so stealing tha overcao from tony DoomReign (1:48:38 PM): no Sprtan5150 (1:48:58 PM): you dont know what I am alkin about lol DoomReign (1:48:59 PM): rebecca, diana, carlie, and michelle. DoomReign (1:49:03 PM): women from my college. Sprtan5150 (1:49:03 PM): oh lol BlacknWhite Jack (1:49:12 PM): 4 Fingas, one hand! siobhans new sn (1:49:12 PM): it's better when you're in love DoomReign (1:49:13 PM): with nice tits, and a great body. Sprtan5150 (1:49:14 PM): intarweb girlfriends? siobhans new sn (1:49:14 PM): :-) klossus (1:49:27 PM): people, you need to type my name into urban dictionary (noah) DoomReign (1:49:30 PM): fuck love. all i want is some clam tacos. siobhans new sn (1:49:34 PM): HAHAHA klossus (1:49:36 PM): that is a great description of me siobhans new sn (1:49:51 PM): my boobs suck BlacknWhite Jack (1:49:57 PM): NO THEY DONT Sprtan5150 (1:50:12 PM): I have a height fetish lol Sprtan5150 (1:50:22 PM): so how tall are j00? klossus (1:50:26 PM): I spun around right when I read taht DoomReign (1:50:29 PM): let me see. i'll tell you if they suck or not. siobhans new sn (1:50:33 PM): 5'6" siobhans new sn (1:50:44 PM): i do have pics~~~~ klossus (1:50:45 PM): lol, i think I'm taller than anyone here siobhans new sn (1:50:51 PM): of my tataz~~~~~ BlacknWhite Jack (1:51:03 PM): No she doesn't. Sprtan5150 (1:51:05 PM): share DoomReign (1:51:11 PM): spartan! Sprtan5150 (1:51:13 PM): *knocks john outt* klossus (1:51:14 PM): sharing is caring Sprtan5150 (1:51:18 PM): he isnt around now DoomReign (1:51:19 PM): that's no way to speak to a lady. siobhans new sn (1:51:31 PM): lol................. DoomReign (1:51:34 PM): this is how you speak to a lady: DoomReign (1:51:41 PM): "Get me a sammich, woman!" siobhans new sn (1:51:46 PM): fuck yes Sprtan5150 (1:51:54 PM): *pulls tranq gun and chambers dart...aims at john...Fires* siobhans new sn (1:52:00 PM): nah i have another pic of my clothed tits somewhere DoomReign (1:52:02 PM): oooh! klossus (1:52:02 PM): *el shankys DoomReign* DoomReign (1:52:04 PM): i call anus! siobhans new sn (1:52:07 PM): plenty of thoz klossus (1:52:23 PM): I Call John! DoomReign (1:52:27 PM): ew DoomReign (1:52:28 PM): fag BlacknWhite Jack (1:52:28 PM): O.O siobhans new sn (1:52:31 PM): lol siobhans new sn (1:52:33 PM): get the fuck away siobhans new sn (1:52:38 PM): i'll fucking smack you up real good DoomReign (1:52:39 PM): the cat's outta the bag now. siobhans new sn (1:52:40 PM): you wanna go bitch klossus (1:52:49 PM): *pulls out knife* Sprtan5150 (1:52:50 PM): I always thought you were out there klossus (1:52:52 PM): BRING IT ON! siobhans new sn (1:53:01 PM): punches u in da nose klossus (1:53:09 PM): *dodges* Sprtan5150 (1:53:14 PM): His *knife( klossus (1:53:17 PM): *stabs at back* Sprtan5150 (1:53:19 PM): is a box cutter siobhans new sn (1:53:21 PM): dies klossus (1:53:27 PM): that's the one I carry klossus (1:53:31 PM): but this is internets Sprtan5150 (1:53:34 PM): that he wipes fingerprints off of with his ungloved thumb klossus (1:53:35 PM): I got a machete BlacknWhite Jack (1:53:38 PM): *Saves Siobhan* siobhans new sn (1:53:40 PM): :-) BlacknWhite Jack (1:53:52 PM): *kills Noah and Chris* BlacknWhite Jack (1:54:00 PM): *Evan hasn't really done anything, he can live* BlacknWhite Jack (1:54:03 PM): *I suppose* Sprtan5150 (1:54:26 PM): ...Your unconcsious klossus (1:54:27 PM): *rapes Cairoi* DoomReign (1:54:34 PM): *rapes your gf* DoomReign (1:54:36 PM): nowi have siobhans new sn (1:54:37 PM): no siobhans new sn (1:54:38 PM): :-( siobhans new sn (1:54:43 PM): :-( BlacknWhite Jack (1:54:45 PM): There shall be no raping. BlacknWhite Jack (1:54:48 PM): Proclaimed the Lord. DoomReign (1:54:49 PM): jk sweetie. siobhans new sn (1:54:55 PM): thanks :-) DoomReign (1:55:03 PM): yo, chris, fx... DoomReign (1:55:09 PM): gang rape on siobhan! BlacknWhite Jack (1:55:19 PM): That's not funny. BlacknWhite Jack (1:55:23 PM): Stay the fuck away. klossus (1:55:26 PM): CHARGE! siobhans new sn (1:55:36 PM): trust me john's cock is enough for me Sprtan5150 (1:55:37 PM): *tranqs John again* siobhans new sn (1:55:40 PM): and he's so good at it Sprtan5150 (1:55:47 PM): He can only be in one hole at once... klossus (1:55:48 PM): *amputates John* siobhans new sn (1:55:51 PM): yeah well klossus (1:55:54 PM): now he aint siobhans new sn (1:55:54 PM): if you try anything with my ass siobhans new sn (1:55:56 PM): i swear to god siobhans new sn (1:55:58 PM): you wont HAVE a penis Sprtan5150 (1:56:07 PM): You that tight? siobhans new sn (1:56:11 PM): dsjgdsjgkdjg siobhans new sn (1:56:14 PM): ]:O Sprtan5150 (1:56:15 PM): thats kinky BlacknWhite Jack (1:56:21 PM): No, I mean I'll cut you if you get close to her. BlacknWhite Jack (1:56:31 PM): Eunich Pride, you'll learn. klossus (1:56:52 PM): I can be in two holes at once Sprtan5150 (1:56:54 PM): you'll be o busy up front siobhans new sn (1:56:57 PM): john gives me all the sex i need siobhans new sn (1:57:01 PM): and its fucking siobhans new sn (1:57:04 PM): awesome siobhans new sn (1:57:06 PM): :-) Sprtan5150 (1:57:07 PM): I can give you more then you need... klossus (1:57:08 PM): no he doesn't, I amputated him siobhans new sn (1:57:13 PM): LOL stfu Sprtan5150 (1:57:23 PM): you wont know what to do when your not fucking me lol siobhans new sn (1:57:23 PM): he wears me out~ DoomReign (1:57:34 PM): john, shut up, you're amputated and unconscious. DoomReign (1:57:36 PM): act the part, man Sprtan5150 (1:57:42 PM): I would wear you out...can you say multiple orgasms in a few minutes BlacknWhite Jack (1:57:42 PM): How about no? DoomReign (1:57:45 PM): XD klossus (1:57:50 PM): you got no choice siobhans new sn (1:57:58 PM): it's not that easy for chix to orgasm r u aware BlacknWhite Jack (1:58:14 PM): I'm pretty sure I am cut free, and awake on my computer far from all of you. klossus (1:58:16 PM): greatest... conversation... evar siobhans new sn (1:58:32 PM): ill show you my tits if you dont rape me BlacknWhite Jack (1:58:39 PM): ]:O klossus (1:58:41 PM): well, I'll amputate you for real when I come up there, and then I'll take your GF for my own! klossus (1:58:51 PM): and that doesn't make sense, cuz we can see them if we do rape you... Sprtan5150 (1:58:53 PM): Sounds fair to me BlacknWhite Jack (1:59:02 PM): Come try and cut me mothafucka. BlacknWhite Jack (1:59:08 PM): I'll be packing heat. Sprtan5150 (1:59:16 PM): and while it USUALLY takes longer for chicks to have orgs. I am so damn good siobhans new sn (1:59:39 PM): what if you dont like them klossus (1:59:40 PM): Girl, I'm like pringles Sprtan5150 (1:59:44 PM): i am ftmw siobhans new sn (1:59:47 PM): my tits are gross klossus (1:59:49 PM): once you pop, you just don't stop Sprtan5150 (1:59:57 PM): once you...fuck Sprtan5150 (2:00:07 PM): damn it was loggin in on craptop klossus (2:00:36 PM): WHO LIKES SHORT SHORTS? DoomReign (2:01:09 PM): you arent funny and that's sad DoomReign (2:01:09 PM): D: siobhans new sn (2:01:17 PM): i have a pic siobhans new sn (2:01:21 PM): its old siobhans new sn (2:01:24 PM): of johns name on my bewbz siobhans new sn (2:01:25 PM): LOL Sprtan5150 (2:01:48 PM): lol Sprtan5150 (2:01:53 PM): I want to see siobhans new sn (2:02:13 PM): k siobhans new sn (2:02:15 PM): http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/shivygrl/Dsc05675.jpg DoomReign (2:02:31 PM): *anime nosebleed* DoomReign (2:02:57 PM): huh. everyone's too bus jerking off to reply. siobhans new sn (2:03:04 PM): wtf Sprtan5150 (2:03:06 PM): lol siobhans new sn (2:03:09 PM): ol Sprtan5150 (2:03:15 PM): noahs dad is behind me cant do that DoomReign (2:03:37 PM): he's behind you? Sprtan5150 (2:03:40 PM): ... DoomReign (2:03:43 PM): i didnt know you like older men siobhans new sn (2:03:46 PM): LMFAO Sprtan5150 (2:03:51 PM): should rephrase that DoomReign (2:04:30 PM): "Noah's dad is fucking my asshole right now." DoomReign (2:04:37 PM): 10 steps ahead of you. Sprtan5150 (2:04:51 PM): ... siobhans new sn (2:04:52 PM): http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/shivygrl/CUUUTESOAD.jpg siobhans new sn (2:04:54 PM): people i bang siobhans new sn (2:05:02 PM): every day siobhans new sn (2:05:05 PM): of my life DoomReign (2:05:17 PM): john. DoomReign (2:05:20 PM): she's cheating on you DoomReign (2:05:24 PM): with the backstreet boys. siobhans new sn (2:05:25 PM): hahaha i kid i kid Sprtan5150 (2:05:27 PM): how does that make you feel siobhans new sn (2:05:27 PM): lol siobhans new sn (2:05:30 PM): thats system of a down siobhans new sn (2:05:31 PM): LOL DoomReign (2:05:36 PM): they suck. siobhans new sn (2:05:39 PM): ....... siobhans new sn (2:05:41 PM): ........... siobhans new sn (2:05:43 PM): :-( siobhans new sn (2:05:45 PM): :-( BlacknWhite Jack (2:05:47 PM): You just said the worst thing possible. klossus (2:05:56 PM): siobhans new sn (1:48:25 PM): ugh screw you:-(klossus (1:48:31 PM): yes, pleasesiobhans new sn (1:49:54 PM): oksiobhans new sn (1:49:55 PM): bangs u siobhans new sn (2:06:02 PM): :-( DoomReign (2:06:07 PM): they were good when they first started out. DoomReign (2:06:17 PM): now they're trying to lose their fans, and its evident. DoomReign (2:06:21 PM): besides. siobhans new sn (2:06:25 PM): i admit that their most recent albums can't compare to their self titled or steal this album siobhans new sn (2:06:30 PM): well, they're on a break DoomReign (2:06:34 PM): i'm more into satanic melodic norwiegan black metal. siobhans new sn (2:06:44 PM): i don't have a genre siobhans new sn (2:06:56 PM): though i happen to be particularly devoted to system DoomReign (2:07:07 PM): Dark Tranquility, Cradle of Filth, Behemoth, Emperor, Vader, Dimmu Borgir... siobhans new sn (2:07:10 PM): regardless of their music siobhans new sn (2:07:25 PM): i listen to lots of stuff you would consider shit siobhans new sn (2:08:11 PM): http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/shivygrl/Dsc04909.jpg DoomReign (2:08:12 PM): probably siobhans new sn (2:08:16 PM): fav pic in the world DoomReign (2:08:24 PM): cairoi's makin bacon. siobhans new sn (2:08:27 PM): nah siobhans new sn (2:08:29 PM): bagel DoomReign (2:08:42 PM): dude, john... DoomReign (2:08:55 PM): you should me making HER do it. that;'s why she's THERE. siobhans new sn (2:09:10 PM): LMFAO siobhans new sn (2:09:29 PM): OMG siobhans new sn (2:09:36 PM): I FOUND A PERFECT TIT PIC siobhans new sn (2:09:42 PM): WHERE YOU CAN SEEM Y GROSS FAT AND TITS siobhans new sn (2:09:50 PM): http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/shivygrl/boobahz.jpg DoomReign (2:11:50 PM): mama... siobhans new sn (2:12:06 PM): omg :-( siobhans new sn (2:12:09 PM): everyone died DoomReign (2:12:11 PM): no DoomReign (2:12:15 PM): their all jerking off. again., siobhans new sn (2:12:23 PM): 
DoomReign (2:12:25 PM): and noah's dad is probably fucking chris again. Sprtan5150 (2:12:28 PM): nah Sprtan5150 (2:12:33 PM): my intarwebs is lagging Sprtan5150 (2:12:41 PM): its liks dying siobhans new sn (2:12:48 PM): kewl BlacknWhite Jack (2:12:57 PM): So, Noah is. klossus (2:13:04 PM): I unplugged my craptop, which is what he's using BlacknWhite Jack (2:13:05 PM): XD klossus (2:13:15 PM): and it only hold about 15 minutes of power BlacknWhite Jack (2:13:16 PM): Yeah, sure. BlacknWhite Jack (2:13:21 PM): Excuses, excuses. klossus (2:13:22 PM): so, it's lagxxorzing siobhans new sn (2:13:24 PM): lol Sprtan5150 (2:13:27 PM): k siobhans new sn (2:13:31 PM): i love you john :-) klossus (2:13:38 PM): me too siobhans new sn (2:14:00 PM): I LOVE ROUG HSExk BlacknWhite Jack (2:14:07 PM): I love you too, babe. siobhans new sn (2:14:11 PM): :-) BlacknWhite Jack (2:14:11 PM): Not you, Noah. siobhans new sn (2:14:58 PM): yawnz DoomReign (2:15:04 PM): oh, dude DoomReign (2:15:10 PM): Ozzfest is FREE this year siobhans new sn (2:15:17 PM): i know siobhans new sn (2:15:25 PM): this ugly kid named john shaw told me earlier this year siobhans new sn (2:15:27 PM): i was like shit siobhans new sn (2:15:31 PM): systems not going to be there siobhans new sn (2:15:34 PM): cries DoomReign (2:15:36 PM): sweet. siobhans new sn (2:15:37 PM): YES THATS ALL I CARE ABOUT siobhans new sn (2:15:39 PM): fuck you siobhans new sn (2:15:41 PM): :-( siobhans new sn (2:15:48 PM): no more titty pix Sprtan5150 (2:15:51 PM): fucking 8 minues of power siobhans new sn (2:15:53 PM): or more if you think its gross siobhans new sn (2:16:03 PM): WHICHEVER PAINS u siobhans new sn (2:16:22 PM): john siobhans new sn (2:16:27 PM): john siobhans new sn (2:16:28 PM): john siobhans new sn (2:16:29 PM): john siobhans new sn (2:16:33 PM): fuck me really hard right now siobhans new sn (2:16:36 PM): johnhnjhnn siobhans new sn (2:16:40 PM): johnhnhnhnhnhnhnhn siobhans new sn (2:16:42 PM): hjnhnhnhn klossus (2:16:46 PM): *pulls out camera* BlacknWhite Jack (2:16:58 PM): *kicks out camera and goes to Siobhan* klossus (2:17:14 PM): *pulls out new camera* siobhans new sn (2:17:15 PM): hehe 
siobhans new sn (2:17:26 PM): no seriously i miss sex siobhans new sn (2:17:32 PM): which is probably why i keep talking about it klossus (2:17:35 PM): I odn't... siobhans new sn (2:17:37 PM): which is why john needs to come over siobhans new sn (2:17:41 PM): to mah siobhans new sn (2:17:44 PM): BEDRUM klossus (2:17:45 PM): of course... I can't miss it, because... klossus (2:17:52 PM): *cries* siobhans new sn (2:17:55 PM): john come visit me klossus (2:18:04 PM): *puts on John suit* klossus (2:18:06 PM): on my way BlacknWhite Jack (2:18:07 PM): I plan on it, babycakes. BlacknWhite Jack (2:18:12 PM): SHUT UP, NOAH siobhans new sn (2:18:15 PM): soon :-( siobhans new sn (2:18:21 PM): i miss yer secks siobhans new sn (2:18:24 PM): seriously Sprtan5150 (2:18:51 PM): I can fill in for that klossus (2:19:12 PM): Brendan looks better in the fedora than Spartan siobhans new sn (2:19:23 PM): well how big is ur schlong siobhans new sn (2:19:27 PM): maybe ill consider you klossus (2:19:32 PM): mine touches the ground siobhans new sn (2:19:35 PM): LOL Sprtan5150 (2:19:46 PM): 8 inchs Sprtan5150 (2:19:57 PM): thick 900 feet long BlacknWhite Jack (2:20:11 PM): That makes no sense. klossus (2:20:12 PM): now that's just too big Sprtan5150 (2:20:14 PM): might cause some discomfor at first klossus (2:20:18 PM): you can't even see her siobhans new sn (2:20:19 PM): haha DoomReign (2:20:30 PM): I WANNA SEE SOME TITTIES ALREADY. Sprtan5150 (2:20:35 PM): cross country sexings klossus (2:20:36 PM): and it will probably get run over by a car in the distance between klossus (2:20:42 PM): cars are his one true weakness siobhans new sn (2:20:43 PM): i showed you my tits klossus (2:22:18 PM): /afk siobhans new sn (2:22:20 PM): kk DoomReign (2:22:38 PM): I WANNA SEE SOME BARE ASS TITIES ALREADY* siobhans new sn (2:22:51 PM): only john has those siobhans new sn (2:22:59 PM): you'll have to ask him Sprtan5150 has left the chat room. siobhans new sn (2:24:24 PM): byez siobhans new sn (2:25:14 PM): dances in dead chat DoomReign (2:26:46 PM): john DoomReign (2:26:51 PM): give me some boobage. BlacknWhite Jack (2:27:48 PM): Nope! BlacknWhite Jack (2:27:50 PM): :-D siobhans new sn (2:30:53 PM): lala DoomReign has left the chat room. siobhans new sn has left the chat room. BlacknWhite Jack has left the chat room. (Last edited by FX on 03-04-07 09:04 PM) |
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Siobhan. Red Paragoomba  Since: 02-15-07 From: Boston Since last post: 6264 days Last activity: 5304 days |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4645 days Last activity: 4605 days |
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| And here is what happens when I get bored and drag Vulkar into random convos...
Ryan || says (20:27): Hio. Vulkar says (20:27): Hi. Ryan || says (20:27): How are you? Vulkar says (20:27): Good, and you? Ryan || says (20:27): I'm fine thanks. Ryan || says (20:28): [/usual conversation] ARE YOU A MOONANITE!? Ryan || says (20:28): Wait, that's just as random as some topics we... converse... Vulkar says (20:28): lol, we've already had that one I think... Ryan || says (20:28): ARE YOU A JUPITERANITE!?! Vulkar says (20:28): Argh, you discovered it! Vulkar says (20:29): Now you must die, before you spread my secret! Ryan || says (20:29): Hello! I'd like to order four thousand pizzas... TO YOUR MUM!!! You better hurry, cos, uh, um... your refridgerators running! OOOOHHHH, ICE COLD! Vulkar says (20:29): If by that you mean it doesn't burn...YEP! Ryan || says (20:30): No... It doesn't... Ryan || says (20:30): BUT THIS DOES *Flamethrowers* Ryan || says (20:30): Yes, flamethrower can also be a verb. Ryan || says (20:30): I MADE IT UP! Ryan || says (20:30): So it's automatically part of the English language. Ryan || says (20:30): Because I'm British. Ryan || says (20:30): So there! Vulkar says (20:30): *hairsoap in your eyesed* Ryan || says (20:31): Sorry, I always wear goggles. Ryan || says (20:31): Except for when I'm swimmingh. Vulkar says (20:31): *lempon in your papercuts* Ryan || says (20:32): Sorry, but I don't have any paper cuts. Ryan || says (20:32): Also, lemons disintergrate as soon as they come into contact with me. Vulkar says (20:32): *papercuts you, and then puts...habonero sauce in it!* Ryan || says (20:33): I've never heard of habonero sauce, so it doesn't exist, so I only receive a little bit of pain from the paper cut itself. Vulkar says (20:33): Fine...jalapeno sauce! Vulkar says (20:33): With extra vinegar! Ryan || says (20:33): Damn it, I've heard of that... Ryan || says (20:34): At least it isn't my one true weakness... Vulkar says (20:34): *puts orange jelly in your papercut* Ryan || says (20:34): *dies as soon as I see it* Vulkar says (20:34): Muahahahahahaaaaa! Vulkar says (20:34): *eats the remaining orange jelly.* Ryan || says (20:36): *Auto-life activates* Ryan || says (20:36): *Casts zombie* Ryan || says (20:36): *Casts life* Ryan || says (20:36): I win. Vulkar says (20:36): *casts repell undead.* Ryan || says (20:36): That's not a final fantasy spell!!! Vulkar says (20:36): *casts super explosive fireball of electricity of doom!* Ryan || says (20:36): You lose! Vulkar says (20:37): We were doing final fantasy?! Ryan || says (20:37): I hope you're prepared for this move: ELEGANT SPINNING DESTINY!!! Vulkar says (20:37): *casts bahumat* Ryan || says (20:37): *Casts Eden* Ryan || says (20:37): I win. Vulkar says (20:37): *casts omnislash.* Vulkar says (20:38): *casts...Sephiroth!* ...using FF8 rules about bosses. Ryan || says (20:38): HOW DARE YOU CASTS A FF7 BOSS WITH FF8 RULES!?!?! Ryan || says (20:38): Now the universe is going to- *Universe collapses* Vulkar says (20:39): *mops the floor with Ryan, for I am in another universe, as shown by my first attack!* Ryan || says (20:39): Your first attack was hairsoap in my eyes... Vulkar says (20:39): Okay...my fourth attack! Ryan || says (20:40): Putting orange jelly on my papercut? Vulkar says (20:40): That was the third. Vulkar says (20:40): Hairsoap, lemons, orange jelly, and then repell undead. Ryan || says (20:40): Actually, it was the fifth. Ryan || says (20:41): Hairsoap, lemons, haboreno sauce, jalepeno sauce, orange jelly. Vulkar says (20:41): Oh yeah! Vulkar says (20:41): Okay, my sixth and seventh attacks! Vulkar says (20:42): *slashes Ryan with his super enchanted and all powerful sword which can kill the daedra! Ryan || says (20:42): *Miss* Ryan || says (20:42): *Pokes.* Vulkar says (20:42): Curse you Final Fantasy rules! Vulkar says (20:42): *cuts off Ryan's finger, and rolls a 20!* Ryan || says (20:43): Rolling a 20 causes an automatic restoration of the attackee's life. Vulkar says (20:43): What?! Ryan || says (20:43): *My life is restored* Ryan || says (20:43): *Casts Ultima* Vulkar says (20:43): *casts Diamond weapon* Ryan || says (20:44): This plot's stupid... Let's do a different plot! Vulkar says (20:44): *casts Batman, who I captured in one of the secret secret parts of FF8* Vulkar says (20:44): Alright! Vulkar says (20:45): *ducks, and turns into a ninja* Ryan || says (20:46): Just reply to THIS http://board.xeogaming.net/thread.php?id=9580&page=0#lastpost Vulkar says (20:46): *Ninja flames Ryan* Ryan || says (20:47): YOU'RE A NINJA FLAME!!! Vulkar says (20:47): *sticks his sword into Ryan-san.* Ryan || says (20:47): I SAID WE'RE DOING A DIFFERENT PLOT!!! Ryan || says (20:47): Now let me write it! Ryan || says (20:49): Deep in an underwater planet in the centre of the universe, two... Dudes... Crash landed into the planet's core. It is up to Ryan, Alex, Teundusia and Jaques to find out the dark secret about the planet and escape back to Earth. Ryan || says (20:49): there. Vulkar says (20:50): *Alex destroys the earth with his super psychic powers.* There, now we only have to find out the secret! Ryan || says (20:50): But... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... Ryan || says (20:50): NOW THE SECRET HAS BEEN DESTROYED!!! Ryan || says (20:51): And anyway, since when did you have psychic powers? Vulkar says (20:51): Erm...oops? Ryan || says (20:51): lol. Ryan || says (20:52): More Plot: So, with Alex finding out he actually has no psychic powers, the group move forward through the cold core of the planet where they stumble upon some ancient scrolls, left there by the Jupiteranites. Ryan || says (20:54): *Ryan pokes Alex* Have you got any weapons? Like a pistol? Or are you relying on the uber sim battle character that the writed force you to bring like me? Vulkar says (20:55): *Alex smiles.* Neither, if I'm going to die, having a super weapon son't help me, just because the narrator has ll the power.* Vulkar says (20:55): has all the power* Ryan || says (20:57): Fine... *Ryan walks away, acidentally bumping into Teundusia* Teun: "YOU STUPID CREATURE!!! WATCH WHERE YOU ARE WALKING!!! NEXT TIME YOU DO THAT I'LL RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES AND INSERT THEM INTO YOUR EYE SOCKETS, THEN KILL YOU!!!" *Ryan stays silent... and scared...* Teun: "I mean... Uh... Watch it kid." Vulkar says (20:57): *Alex eats a sandwich.* Vulkar says (20:57): How the heck did I even get this sandwich? Ryan || says (20:58): From the sandwich dispenser right next to us... *Ryan backs away from the person with the short term memory loss* Ryan || says (20:58): *Gets a sandwich himself* Vulkar says (20:59): *jaques says absolutely nothing, and just stands...and stares...* *Alex waves his hands across Jaques' face.* Dude, you've been clean for a year, don't tell me you've been abusing them again... Ryan || says (21:00): Um... What's he been abusing? Vulkar says (21:00): *Alex looks at Ryan* ...drugs... Ryan || says (21:01): Oh I do that all the time. Ryan || says (21:01): But Teundusia rips my arm off every time I take any within 657812612 metres of her. Vulkar says (21:01): So you gave them all to JAques! Ryan || says (21:01): Because she hates the smell, taste, feel, sight, sound and ghost of them. Vulkar says (21:01): Way to go preying on the weak! Ryan || says (21:02): Hmm... Now I know how Sohpie can beat him! Ryan || says (21:02): *Sophie Vulkar says (21:03): He's worked hard for months, you can't do that to him! Ryan || says (21:03): Fine, fine. Ryan || says (21:03): I'll just use psychiactric treatment. Vulkar says (21:03): *Looks at Jaques.* Wait...you already did... Ryan || says (21:04): I'll be gone a few minutes, I've been needing a good crap for a while now... *Ryan wanders off around a corner* Don't follow me!!! Vulkar says (21:05): *Jaques ignores them all.* Vulkar says (21:05): *Alex waits* Vulkar says (21:05): *Teundusia begins to choke on some food, and Alex doesn't bother to try and save her.* Ryan || says (21:05): YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CONTROL MY CHARACTER!!! Vulkar says (21:06): *Alex procrastinates, hoping Ryna will be back in 4.5 minutes* Ryan || says (21:06): *Ryan returns* Vulkar says (21:06): Argh! Ryan || says (21:06): *Ryan undoes everything that happened in the last 1 minutes 30 seconds. Vulkar says (21:07): *Alex feels irritated. He hoped that Teundusia would die...* Ryan || says (21:07): Would it matter? she'd just come back next episode... Vulkar says (21:08): *Jaques holds out some of the drugs to Teundusia* Ryan || says (21:08): *Teundusia kills Jaques* Vulkar says (21:09): *jaques resurects himself.* Ryan || says (21:09): Well, rips out his intestines and jams them into his eyesockets Vulkar says (21:09): *Alex wonders...* Vulkar says (21:09): Shouldn't we try and get to matters at hand? Ryan || says (21:09): Huh? Vulkar says (21:10): Discovering the purpose of this planet?! Vulkar says (21:10): Narrator, where are you?! Ryan || says (21:10): Narrator: We've... Already done that... Ryan || says (21:10): We did that, like, five minutes ago. Ryan || says (21:11): Narrator: Ryan did it while Teundusia was tearing out Jaques' intestines and while you wonders. Vulkar says (21:11): Oh... Vulkar says (21:11): I could have used knowing hat! Ryan || says (21:11): The secret was about the truth behind George Bush. Ryan || says (21:12): HE IS A MOONANITE!!! Ryan || says (21:12): No wonder he is so stupid... Vulkar says (21:13): But...Moonanites are stupid? Ryan || says (21:14): Now... EMERGENCY PLOT CHANGE!!! |
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The Accidental Protege Iggy Koopa I\"m your accidental protege... The gift, the blood, the thrownaway...\" Since: 03-08-05 From: Marching on the city of Southern Cross Since last post: 1167 days Last activity: 1167 days |
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| DoomReign: dude, i gotta talk to you, man.
BlacknWhite Jack: Shoot, man. DoomReign: *sigh* i went to the doctors today because i found a dark spot underneath my tongue. DoomReign: turns out that i have a cancerous lesion, and there's a 90% chance that i'll have to get my tongue and and/or part of my jaw removed. i can't... i just can't believe this, man... dude... DoomReign: i feel sick to my stomache. BlacknWhite Jack: O.O BlacknWhite Jack: There's no way they can remove it? BlacknWhite Jack: Without doing that? DoomReign: not without intensive surgery. its already evolved past precancer BlacknWhite Jack: Can you get those surgeries? DoomReign: those are the ones removing part of my mouth. BlacknWhite Jack: O.O There has to be another way around it! DoomReign: there is. a loaded gun. BlacknWhite Jack: That's not an option. DoomReign: because at this point, i'd rather be dead than live through excrutianting disfigurement DoomReign: also, you know what? BlacknWhite Jack: What? DoomReign: it's april fools day, bitch. DoomReign: XD BlacknWhite Jack: YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG BlacknWhite Jack: YOU SHITHEAD COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKER DoomReign: *dies laughing* BlacknWhite Jack: WHAT THE FUCK?! DoomReign: i told you i'm twisted. BlacknWhite Jack: Yes, you fucking are. DoomReign: i'm sorry. DoomReign: love you, honeybun. DoomReign: =3 BlacknWhite Jack: Shut up, bitchmonkey. DoomReign: god, you know i woulda posted something like that in sunset waterfall if it was real lol BlacknWhite Jack: I'll give you credit though: I never thought anyone would pull a cancer April Fool's day joke. DoomReign: yeah DoomReign: i went there MajinBlueDragon: but shes awesome <3 i luff her. it WAS mutual. i'm trying to get her back >> MajinBlueDragon direct connection is closed. DoomReign: well, at least you still like girls. MajinBlueDragon: why wouldnt i XD MajinBlueDragon: i'm not gay MajinBlueDragon: ;x DoomReign: interesting story about that, actually... DoomReign: turns out that i'm actually a homosexual. weird; i know MajinBlueDragon: really? o__o MajinBlueDragon: never would have thought it in a million years DoomReign: it was strange; we played a game of spin the bottle at school (real college like, i know), and it was the make out version DoomReign: landed on Gay Eric, the token flamer DoomReign: and well DoomReign: i really enjoyed it, and besides, the smell and look vagina sometimes... bleah. DoomReign: you're gonna hate me for this, but, you're actually really cute MajinBlueDragon: ;x wow. hahha. well, thanks. its flattering at least. DoomReign: also DoomReign: its april fools day, bitch. DoomReign: lol MajinBlueDragon: ................................ MajinBlueDragon: drtujdrtjrktykt God, I love April Fool's Day. (Last edited by Clockworkz on 04-01-07 07:01 AM) |
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Evo Red Super Koopa Watching you fall brings joy to my heart....  Since: 08-16-04 From: Oregon Since last post: 6110 days Last activity: 6050 days |
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Bitmap #1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt Since: 09-05-04 From: His Laughin' Place Since last post: 4558 days Last activity: 4552 days |
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| jimmyconotix: I ATE CHEESE!
jimmyconotix: lol Sajin Gorotto: In the matrix? jimmyconotix: yes jimmyconotix: how did u know? Sajin Gorotto: FUCKING AWESOME Sajin Gorotto: Because I know Sajin Gorotto: Cheese only exzists in the matrix Sajin Gorotto: everything else is Whale seamen jimmyconotix: ah thats true jimmyconotix: dale.... jimmyconotix: ..... u and ur friggin whale semen Sajin Gorotto: XD jimmyconotix: hello jimmyconotix: this is jesse besse's cousin Sajin Gorotto: wadup jimmyconotix: not much jimmyconotix: yourself? Sajin Gorotto: meh, seriously tierd because of Jet-lag Sajin Gorotto: and im working on my guild in Gaiaonline jimmyconotix: ah jimmyconotix: jesse says "vagina" jimmyconotix: "is nice" Sajin Gorotto: yes Sajin Gorotto: tastes weird Sajin Gorotto: but yes jimmyconotix: ... jimmyconotix: like chicken! Sajin Gorotto:
jimmyconotix: here is jesse Sajin Gorotto: if I ate a vagina that tasted like chicken, I would slap that bitch jimmyconotix: omg dale Sajin Gorotto: XD jimmyconotix: u crady ah hell Sajin Gorotto: Cradyyylalalaa Sajin Gorotto: *batman alalalealeaelaelaelaelael* (Last edited by Nagis on 04-05-07 12:05 AM) |
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Bitmap #1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt Since: 09-05-04 From: His Laughin' Place Since last post: 4558 days Last activity: 4552 days |
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| Edits: Got rid of something, edited Typos, and flat out kicked myself in the crotch for no reason.
Sajin Gorotto: OH FUCK NO Sajin Gorotto: THERE WAS Sajin Gorotto: THIS WICKED DRAGON Sajin Gorotto: AND HE ATE MY BALLS Sajin Gorotto: ALL OF THEM Sajin Gorotto: ALL 3 OF THEM Sajin Gorotto: Did you know about this?> Sajin Gorotto: It happend when I was taking care of my female companion Kyla Sajin Gorotto: Naruto came in and fucking womped my ass Sajin Gorotto: then Goku stole a Dragon Ball Sajin Gorotto: And I forgot wtf her name was Sajin Gorotto: but she was one drunk bitch Sajin Gorotto: Keep in mind that during this time Sajin Gorotto: Jesus dont you listen>? Sajin Gorotto: ANSWER ME Sajin Gorotto: Or not Sajin Gorotto: Ill keep going Sajin Gorotto: So yeah, Naruto stole dragon balls Sajin Gorotto: or was it that drunk bitch Sajin Gorotto: whatever Sajin Gorotto: ONE of them came up Sajin Gorotto: and fucked me Sajin Gorotto: really hard Sajin Gorotto: like Sajin Gorotto: Kicked me in the balls Sajin Gorotto: I fell down a hill Sajin Gorotto: and there was this huge Snorlax Sajin Gorotto: Fucking things are damn huge Sajin Gorotto: So like I shook his hand Sajin Gorotto: and then the dragon appeared Sajin Gorotto: and ate my balls Sajin Gorotto: So how was your day? LordKageSairuto: (Last edited by Nagis on 04-24-07 03:44 AM) |
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Genome Swordfighter Since: 04-24-07 From: Canada Since last post: 5917 days Last activity: 5935 days |
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Astrophel Fear will kill your mind and steal your love as sure as anything; Fear will rob you blind and make you numb to others suffering  Since: 10-03-04 From: Azul Lux Orbital, Kirin Beta Since last post: 2481 days Last activity: 1332 days |
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Originally posted by Genome Remember kids, always check the Disable HTML box! [01:13] BlademageCheveyo: why did I just do that [01:13] BlademageCheveyo: the cat meowed to be let out [01:14] BlademageCheveyo: so I rolled up onto my bed, back onto my shoulders, and opened the door that way [01:14] BlademageCheveyo: ... why the fuck... [01:14] BlademageCheveyo: ok, I know what it looks like, but I am not competing with you for any sort of weirdness awards. [01:14] shaddowkarate: I ate a wooden mallet once. [01:15] BlademageCheveyo: and that, Mark, is why I am not competing with you for any sort of weirdness awards |
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Spyware Bobo Zomg!  Since: 08-14-04 Since last post: 5672 days Last activity: 5541 days |
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Auto response from b3caUse Of U oX: I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen. Freakazooid52: Auto response from b3caUse Of U oX: I am available because I am not playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen. Freakazooid52: ah, thats better IceSideMaster35: whats bird up to Freakazooid52: sleeping IceSideMaster35: what a bum IceSideMaster35: whats lily doin Freakazooid52: being stupid IceSideMaster35: im not surprised Greenfox03: she was an office secretary lady... i was sitting in one of the comfy special chairs and shes like hey u cant b here and im like hey dont worry about it.. and cheek told her to go eaty something Greenfox03: it was a classic joe comedy |
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FX Zombie Marco Since: 03-24-06 Since last post: 3831 days Last activity: 3727 days |
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| klossus (8:29:34 PM): Capri Sun is making flavored water
klossus (8:29:41 PM): parton me, but isn't that Capri Sun? Chrislandx5 (8:29:51 PM): I thought so Chrislandx5 (8:29:58 PM): How redundant klossus (8:30:02 PM): yup Chrislandx5 (8:30:47 PM): They shoul call it "Capri Sun 2: Magically redundant!" klossus (8:31:58 PM): Then again, Gatorade made flavored water, and that is considerably different klossus (8:32:04 PM): I like it better Chrislandx5 (8:32:08 PM): True Chrislandx5 (8:32:14 PM): Gatorade isn't water though Chrislandx5 (8:32:27 PM): It's more like watered-down juice klossus (8:32:34 PM): true klossus (8:32:46 PM): and Propell is juiced-up water... Chrislandx5 (8:32:59 PM): yea |
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