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Rogue
If you're reading this... You are the Resistance











Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 05-03-05 11:54 AM Link | Quote
Got this from a friend and man, from watching how other people work, I can certainly say this is true:

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K!
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U! -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


(Last edited by Rogue on 05-03-05 03:20 PM)
Evo

Red Super Koopa
Watching you fall brings joy to my heart....








Since: 08-16-04
From: Oregon

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Posted on 05-03-05 12:01 PM Link | Quote
LMAO, so true too. Ass kissing is by far the best way.

Xeoman

Ball and Chain Trooper
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Since: 08-14-04
From: 255

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Posted on 05-03-05 02:34 PM Link | Quote
I'm not sure ... ass kissing? Sounds like an over-achievement. ;P


(Last edited by The Xeomega on 05-03-05 05:35 PM)
Déesse

Sailor Déesse
Mistress of Pink
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy








Since: 08-14-04
From: The Moon

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Posted on 05-03-05 10:48 PM Link | Quote
I can definatly agree with that, I've seen my far share of people ass-kissing and all this bullshit ( GAR you made me swear ) people give out just to get somewhere or above someone else or to show off etc.
WhiteRose

Warrior
Sailor Delerium

Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no ones ever eaten before? Like chicken and telephone ice cream?...Green mouse ice cream was the worst.








Since: 08-17-04
From: The Dreaming

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Posted on 05-03-05 11:43 PM Link | Quote
...wow, that makes so much sense...sadly. LOL, it is funny though. Going to have to post that up at work.
Evo

Red Super Koopa
Watching you fall brings joy to my heart....








Since: 08-16-04
From: Oregon

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Posted on 05-04-05 11:19 AM Link | Quote
Hmm... that's a good idea, Rosie. If and when I finally get my own cubicle, I might do the same. Something everyone in the office can enjoy.
Rauni









Since: 08-14-04

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Posted on 05-04-05 12:52 PM Link | Quote
Wow... Maybe I should tell my brother about this so he could kiss my own butt! And not only that, but I can give a bullshit him since he would like to bullshit me everytime so now I think this is a very logical math problem...

I am actually math liker and well... I do see that Math does show behavior.
Cyro Xero

Rune Mage

Rave Atom








Since: 02-23-05
From: Minnesota!!

Since last post: 49 days
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Posted on 05-06-05 08:14 AM Link | Quote
Pretty funny thing. A clever one, too. Who knew it was so easy to calculate where you go by what you do?
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