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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6329 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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the fives event is coming soon!
on this cinco de mayo at 5:05 it will be 05/05/05 05:05 and the number of fives in that is five!!!! this is a major numerical event that wont happen for a 100 years!!!! you may ask why i am so worked up over this, well not only is it cool but i am a discordian (a religion which is essentially a parody of itself) and we believe that everything comes in fives (sort of). so it is a major religious holiday for me and other discordians (in a religion that is ...well...silly) it has also been rumored that it will be the end of the world so when the time comes you may find me on my roof with a leg of lamb and a jug of wine holding my fingers crossed for doom (hail emperor norton "he no dead") |
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Pockets Werewolf pockets Since: 10-20-04 Since last post: 5092 days Last activity: 4609 days |
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Dude that sucks. I'll be in Guitar class at that time.
Have fun waiting for doom though, have a drink for me if it does happen. |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6329 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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what use will there be in playing guitar in a desolate post apocolyptic wasteland? take battle axe lessons instead
....or skip class and get shnockered with me on my roof |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 636 days Last activity: 444 days |
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Well, in all technicality there are two opportunities to celebrate the 5's on that day. | |||
venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6329 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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yes...and i will be on my roof shouting and drunking during both of them and so will pockets....we are hardcore like that | |||
Déesse Sailor Déesse Mistress of Pink Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy Since: 08-14-04 From: The Moon Since last post: 6567 days Last activity: 6298 days |
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... the world ending, I never heard of this what religion is this? I've never in my life heard of the fives | |||
venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6329 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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the religion is Discordianism
it is a silly religion that is based on the worship of the goddess Eris (the greek goddess of chaos) this exchange, transcribed from the Principia Discordia (or How I Found The Goddess And What I Did To Her When I Found Her) should clear some things up Some excerpts from an interview with Malaclypse the Younger by THE GREATER METROPOLITAN YORBA LINDA HERALD-NEWS-SUN-TRIBUNE-JOURNAL-DISPATCH-POST AND SAN FRANCISCO DISCORDIAN SOCIETY CABAL BULLETIN AND INTERGALACTIC REPORT & POPE POOP. GREATER POOP: Are you really serious or what? MAL-2: Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously. Either way it is irrelevant. GP: Maybe you are just crazy. M2: Indeed! But do not reject these teaching as false because I am crazy. The reason that I am crazy is because they are true. GP: Is Eris true? M2: Everything is true. GP: Even false things? M2: Even false things are true. GP: How can that be? M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it. GP: Why do you deal with so many negatives? M2: To dissolve them. GP: Will you develop that point? M2: No. GP: Is there an essential meaning behind POEE? M2: There is a Zen Story about a student who asked a Master to explain the meaning of Buddhism. The Master's reply was "Three pounds of flax." GP: Is that the answer to my question? M2: No, of course not. That is just illustrative. The answer to your question is FIVE TONS OF FLAX! |
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Déesse Sailor Déesse Mistress of Pink Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy Since: 08-14-04 From: The Moon Since last post: 6567 days Last activity: 6298 days |
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Oh okies, well thats something new I've now come across a greek goddess, so is it like the wicca god and goddess? | |||
venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6329 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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no not at all ......wicca is a serious religioun based on nature and horned gods and burning candles and wearing flowers, wheras discordianism is a religion based on running around yelling BOOGA BOOGA in a bowling ally while wearing a silly hat....or anything else that pops into your head really....
THE INSIDE STORY! The Law of Fives The Law of Fives is one of the oldest Erisian Mysterees. It was first revealed to Good Lord Omar and is one of the great contributions to come from The Hidden Temple of The Happy Jesus. POEE subscribes to the Law of Fives of Omar's sect. And POEE also recognizes the holy 23 (2+3=5) that is incorporated by Episkopos Dr. Mordecai Malignatus, KNS, into his Discordian sect, The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria. The Law of Fives states simply that: ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO 5. The Law of Fives is never wrong. In the Erisian Archives is an old memo from Omar to Mal-2: "I find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look." Please do not use this document as toilet tissue The Nagas of Upper Burma say that the sun shines by day because, being a woman, it is afraid to venture out at night. (Last edited by venomouslobster on 05-04-05 05:21 AM) |
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Evo Red Super Koopa Watching you fall brings joy to my heart.... Since: 08-16-04 From: Oregon Since last post: 6111 days Last activity: 6051 days |
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O.o that is silly. You sure this isn't supposed to go in Crazy Nonsense?
But relly, I can kind of believe it check this out: My mum's family consisted of five people. Mum, dad, sister Gay, brother Scott, and my mum Robin. Gay was 5 years older than Scott. Scott was 5 Years older than Mum. Now, MY family consisted of 5 people. Mum, dad, sister Jamie, sister Maranda, and me. Maranda was 5 years older than Jamie, Jamie was 5 years older than me, and I'm 5 years older than my step-sister. (only 4 people in that family). There's also someting weird with 7. favorite numbers are 17 and 7, my shoe size is 7, my ring size is 7, my pants size is 7. Everything around me is either 5 or 7. I think, my friend, I will be joining you on your roof. *grabs a bottle of wine and hops up on Venom's roof* |
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Makura Since: 01-22-05 From: The restaurant at the end of the universe.... Since last post: 5889 days Last activity: 5154 days |
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Interesting. A little after Pockets told me you were a discordian I did a little research on he religion. It's basically oganized chaos. May 5th is my sobriety (sp?) date oddly enough. I too shall join you on your roof. | |||
Katana Dark Wizard \"She said tonight...come on come on collide...see what I fire feels like..I bet its just like heaven.\" Since: 08-15-04 From: Philadelphia, P.A. Since last post: 1556 days Last activity: 1374 days |
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**blinks** The end of the world, huh? But...not al places will be experiencing that time all at once. **hates timezones**
Anywho...I like the looks of this discordian stuff...Never heard of it before today, but hey...I like it That's pretty neat how things happen in numbers like that. Like I've heard of things happening in 3's and all....and 6's...like my graduation date. Well...that's an ify...but I know my school usually tries having the graduations on the 6th of June...do if the 6th falls on a weekday, then I'll be graduating on June 6, 2006. 666. Nifty little date, especially for going to a Catholic school. |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6329 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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all are welcome on my roof
and those of you who wish to learn more of the eristic movement you may read here http://www.ology.org/principia/body.html and i will start a discordian thread in crazyness forum as well with quotes from highly respectable things.....or whatever pops into my head |
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Pockets Werewolf pockets Since: 10-20-04 Since last post: 5092 days Last activity: 4609 days |
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I will most likely be joining you if at all possible. Which pretty much means that I'll be on the roof as well and pretty drunk before my dad gets there to take me to dinner. | |||
venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6329 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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hoorah! | |||
Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie! Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 935 days Last activity: 935 days |
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I shall be bringing the wine for the event, 7 Deadly Zins. Other than that, let the end of the world and other junk come. As long as my debt is totally wiped out. | |||
Katana Dark Wizard \"She said tonight...come on come on collide...see what I fire feels like..I bet its just like heaven.\" Since: 08-15-04 From: Philadelphia, P.A. Since last post: 1556 days Last activity: 1374 days |
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Hmmm....this event would be tomorrow...Hey! I have off from school too...
Save a spot for me on that roof there Venom! I'm on my way!! |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6329 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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sure of course ....all are welcome on my roof of glory but first ....do i know you? | |||
天国JOE ���A�ǂ��ɂȂ�̂���낤�H Since: 09-02-04 From: Destroy Tower Since last post: 4027 days Last activity: 3392 days |
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Originally posted by venomouslobster What kind of question is that? I mean, who doesn't know Kat? *Scoffs* Oh, and this event be tomorrow. Which means...I'll probably be doing nothing! Maybe I'll go on my roof. Or play games. Or go on the comp, to this thread, and say I'm celebrating it. Dr. Peppers for all! |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6329 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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no what i mean, my good man, is that if i know her in real life or indeed anyone on this board and she is in the long beach area i encourage her to actually turn up tomorrow at around 4 |
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