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Xeios

You WANKER!








Since: 08-16-04

Since last post: 4836 days
Last activity: 1146 days
Posted on 07-01-06 01:14 PM Link | Quote
Well, this RP is meant to break all the molds of serious hardcore RPing and bringing some fun to the realm. Basically we fight Zombies through time and try to be as hilarious as possible while doing it.




Rules: You must try and be funny, make your character funny, have quirks about your character. Kill the zombies in the dumbest ways possible. Do whatever you want, it really doesn't matter.

Note: If you make your character too serious, half of his/her brain will be eaten and forced to be dumb and very goofy.




Character Form Thingy.

Name:
Age:
Race:
Sex:
Sexual Preference:
Reason for Killing Zombies:
Quirks:
Personality:
IQ:
Weapon of Choice:
Quote:
Original Time Period:
Talents:
Fears:

Yea, post with at least 45% of that form filled out.




Name: Miko Chu
Age:12
Race: Japanese
Sex:Female
Sexual Preference: Boys
Reason for Killing Zombies: They ate her homework and her Teacher didn't believe her story.
Quirks: Thinks too technically, Doesn't believe in what she doesn't see, Eats way too much Ramen.
Personality: Maturely Childish, Constantly angry, Frustrated with Mortals, Loves Anime.
IQ:1337
Weapon of Choice: Giant Calligraphy Pen.
Quote: "Smooth Shiny Brains of the World, fear my Convolutions!"
Original Time Period: 2006 (With Japanese advancements in technology, they should be placed around 2066) Existing as one of the voices in Xeios' head.
Talents: Super Book-Smart, Really Neat, Can pwn all n00bs.
Fears: Becoming one of the 'Ignorant Masses', Getting below a 98 in any subject, Missing a Homework Assignment, Getting Blood on her Uniform/



(Last edited by Mortimer Shreddington on 07-01-06 04:45 PM)
Cairoi
This isn't about you and your loud mouth,
This is about me and my fucking beard.








Since: 08-29-04
From: PA

Since last post: 4610 days
Last activity: 4234 days
Posted on 07-01-06 01:38 PM Link | Quote
Name: David Hasselhoff
Age: 54
Race: Hasselhoffian
Sex: Male
Sexual Preference: The Ladies
Reason for Killing Zombies: He's fucking David Hasselhoff.
Quirks: He has a habit of fading in and out of Conciousness because he's too crazy.
Personality: A soft-spoken German... (Contradictory, I know)
IQ: 69
Weapon of Choice: His lighting-firing pectoral muscles and his iron-hard fists
Quote: "I'm David Hasselhoff."
Original Time Period: Present
Talents: Ability to act as a speed boat on water.
Fears: That his car from "Knight Rider" will find him again.




Name: Tastycakes
Age: 25
Race: Male
Sex: Male
Sexual Preference: Fish
Reason for Killing Zombies: They fucked up one of his 390 swords.
Quirks: He carries 2 katanas, 2 daggers, and 2 scimitars on his person at all times.
Personality: Violent and Clumsy.
IQ: Some assume 50. Most don't know.
Weapon of Choice: Tiny people
Quote: "When in doubt, chuck a midget."
Original Time Period: Present
Talents: He can wrap one hell of a ham and cheese sandwich.
Fears: Being corrected on his spelling.


Katana

Dark Wizard
\"She said tonight...come on come on collide...see what I fire feels like..I bet its just like heaven.\"








Since: 08-15-04
From: Philadelphia, P.A.

Since last post: 1316 days
Last activity: 1134 days
Posted on 07-01-06 02:39 PM Link | Quote
Name: Chuck Norris
Age: 66
Race: Texas Ranger
Sex: Better than you
Sexual Preference: Your mom
Reason for Killing Zombies: They spilled blood on his favorite hat from "Walker: Texas Ranger"
Quirks: Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did and Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent
Personality: Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
IQ: A lot
Weapon of Choice: His Karate
Quote: Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
Original Time Period: Present
Talents: Super strength and roundhouse abilities
Fears: None
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Haha...sorry...couldn't help myself.
Leon D. Sagara

Zombie Tarma
HELLO!!!!! ^_^








Since: 08-18-04
From: To Hell and Back

Since last post: 5069 days
Last activity: 4550 days
Posted on 07-01-06 09:23 PM Link | Quote
Name: Terrence Levers
Race: Korean
Age: 38 ((I think))
Sex: Middle
Sexual Prefferance: None
Reason for Killing Zombies: His ex girlfriend became one and bit his dick off :-(
Quirks: Moves fast but tends to fall alot
Personality: Goofy and lotsa one liners
IQ: -67
Weapon of Choice: His natural enviroment
Quote: "Do you understand the words that are comming outta my mouth"
Original Time Period: 20th century
Talents: Martial arts and Comedy
Fears: Black People X_X

LOL DAMN YOU KATANA


(Last edited by Leon D. Sagara on 07-02-06 02:10 AM)
The Accidental Protege

Iggy Koopa
I\"m your accidental protege...
The gift, the blood, the thrownaway...\"










Since: 03-08-05
From: Marching on the city of Southern Cross

Since last post: 928 days
Last activity: 928 days
Posted on 07-01-06 09:26 PM Link | Quote
Name: David Schwimmer: CyberSchwimmer 2.0
Age: 34
Race: Cyborg
Sex: Please
Sexual Preference: Anything that has at least two legs and a vagina.
Reason for Killing Zombies: Why the fuck not?
Quirks: Can't speak without saying "uh" a lot.
Personality: Dry and humerous
IQ: 666
Weapon of Choice: Arm mounted laser beams and flame throwers. And a chainsaw.
Quote: "Uh... Yeah..."
Original Time Period: 20th Century
Talents: None worth nothing
Fears: Being taken off television
Xeios

You WANKER!








Since: 08-16-04

Since last post: 4836 days
Last activity: 1146 days
Posted on 07-01-06 10:22 PM Link | Quote
Hello everyone, I was just leaving a message to say that I'd rather not have so many real-life references. I'm also leaving a message to say, Katana, god modding is illegal in RPing too.

So, just try and change your characters a little bit. The Shredders character is good becuase he's not really an "Awesome" celebrety. But other than that, It should've stopped at David Hasselhoff.
Xeoman

Ball and Chain Trooper
Administrator








Since: 08-14-04
From: 255

Since last post: 18 days
Last activity: 1 day
Posted on 07-01-06 11:00 PM Link | Quote
Name: Dr. Biggems
Age: 28
Race: Italian
Sex: Male
Sexual Preference: Female
Reason for Killing Zombies: Some of his patients were mutated. He seeks revenge, and a possible cure to bring his friends back!
Quirks: He has a twitch in his hip so he sometimes starts dancing for no apparent reason.
Personality: Perky and unexplained.
IQ: 64
Weapon of Choice: Advil Torpedo Launcher. Toothpaste injector.
Quote: "Mamma mia! This'a Zombie forgot to take es medicine!"
Original Time Period: 20th century Fox.
Talents: Making pizza.
Fears: Making bad pizza.

I was PM'd about this. In no way can I garauntee I'll be active.
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

Since last post: 4319 days
Last activity: 4312 days
Posted on 07-02-06 02:38 AM Link | Quote
Name: Mr. Club

Age: Two hundred something-something

Race: Neko

Sex: Male

Sexual Preference: Catgirls

Reason for Killing Zombies: Because they stole his cat tail

Quirks: He smokes Marijauana so he can get a +4 LCK increase and a -6 INT decrease

Personality: It has been widely proven that cats always land on their feet when they fall. Another widely proven theory is that buttered toast always falls buttered side down. So strapping a piece of buttered toast facing up on the back of a healthy cat and releasing at a height will cause the contraption to perpetually spin along the body axis of the cat.

IQ: Whatever he feels like

Weapon of Choice: Farting, Kung Pow, His Tail, A Katamari Ball, and his armpit music

Quote: "Brush your teeth!" "Bitch!"

Original Time Period: Before yo mama was born

Talents: Has the remarkable to spin anything on his finger

Fears: Yo Mama, MTV, Short walks in the park, Piggily Wiggly, h4x, and the O RLY? Owl

Well......?

I want in on this one too!


(Last edited by Solid Sajin on 07-02-06 05:55 AM)
FX

Zombie Marco








Since: 03-24-06

Since last post: 3592 days
Last activity: 3487 days
Posted on 07-02-06 02:59 AM Link | Quote
Name: Charles "Loopy" McGee
Race: Clown
Sex: Male
Sexual Preference: Himself
Reason for Killing Zombies: They have tasty brains
Quirks: He's a fucking clown!
Personality: Insane. Blood is fun!
IQ: Clown
Weapon of Choice: His insanly long and manuverable tongue, and pyrokenisis. He also has a pet monkey that flings acidic feces.
Quote: "I'm too sexy for myself, too sexy for myself, too sexy for myseeeeeeeeeelf!"
Talents: Clowny stuff
Fears: Clowns


(Last edited by Star FX on 07-03-06 07:53 PM)
Rauni









Since: 08-14-04

Since last post: 1307 days
Last activity: 1307 days
Posted on 07-02-06 05:23 PM Link | Quote
Name: Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Race: Afro Human.
Sex: Yes, please.
Sexual Preference: Need sex.
Reason for killing zombies: Involved with Mean Green Tea with Rice Alien.
Quirks: Megira!
Personality: Random... yet insane.
IQ: What? (With that extent, 40)
Weapon of Choice: Art of Fist of the Nose Hair.
Quote: "I CAN'T PLAY UNDER THESE CONDITIONS!"
Original Time Period: Bald Empire Era.
Talent: Fist of the Nose Hair, Jenga
Fears: static electricity during winter

Other interesting facts:

Age: 27
Height: 6'6"
Weight: 247 lbs.
Hobbies: fighting battles and acting foolish
Likes: Bread
Shoe size: 11

Enjoy.
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