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venomouslobster Scarfy          Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6327 days Last activity: 5576 days |
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| Death to all whosoever utters the name VENLOB!
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6327 days Last activity: 5576 days |
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| Tag me IN baby i am oiled up and ready to GO!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6327 days Last activity: 5576 days |
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| My computer is a male deity of war and Oblivion (both game and concept) and he is called "The Jade Monkey". He glows blue with an internal azurescant fire! I must sacrifice to him three goats and an eighth grade girl every Nortonmas when the moon waxes full and the blood gods call to me! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6327 days Last activity: 5576 days |
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| I used to work at a chevron. During hurricane Katrina when gas prices were ridiculous (you know, just slightly less than they are now?) and i cannot tell you how often i would have this conversation with people (so often that i had to get a prop):
Douche: excuse me! I paid for my gas and i put it in and my gas gauge dosent show any differance!!! I need a refund (or some other thing i cant do) Me: sir...how much did you pay for? Douche: Ten dollars! I spent ten dollars and pumped and nothing happened bla bla bla Me: (cutting him off only slightly rudely) sir how large is your tank? Douche: 15 gallons, why do you care you couldnt fill bla bla bla bla bla Me: (gently cutting him off again) sir you bought approximatly this much gas (places three Xtra large soda cups on the counter) the reason it wasnt regestering (at this point my voice gets progressivly subtly lower as i start rambling) is because george bush drank all your oil to sustain his heart which is an internal combustion engine the size of 4 endors and it beams energy to him from saturn....ramble ramble Douche: what? Me: (louder than normal voice) which is why it isnt showing up on your feul meter! (at this point they usually wander away confused as to why my cooworkers are giggling at them) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6327 days Last activity: 5576 days |
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| I would like to accept this oscar in the name of spam, my left toes and testicles the world over! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6327 days Last activity: 5576 days |
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| *engages spell trigger item: Mordenkainen's Disjunction*
*flies 50 feet above, takes out a rod of glass and snaps it in two as he tosses it vaguely toward Jade with a flicking motion* |
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| the declaration of independance is a philosophical docoment not a legal one, changing it wouldnt change our society one iota. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6327 days Last activity: 5576 days |
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| are we done with this idea or something? is it starting? do i start writing? do i shit on a moose? whats going on here? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6327 days Last activity: 5576 days
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happy birthday flakey! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy |
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Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6327 days Last activity: 5576 days
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a stingray? eeeg....those things are terrible, one of the most dangerous animals in the world (the most dangerous is a hippo...go figure) but all in all not the worst way ever to go out. if i had a choice on what animal could kill me i would definatly choose swordfish though....or marlin. Or maybe being mauled to death by a pidgeon....that would look interesting....diffucult to orchestrate but interesting
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. I was shocked to hear that he died but like many i wasnt surprised. There was an unmatched bravery and passion to him that the world needs more of these days. in other news i take issue with about half of the content of this thread My rebuttal : Everything should be mocked, death included. if we dont mock something we allow it dignity and trust me kids, death dosent need any more god damn dignity sarcasm dosent work in text form, maybe you should italicize the sarcasm
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Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6327 days Last activity: 5576 days
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Dick cheney....that would be awsome, if only to see the expression on his face |
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Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6327 days Last activity: 5576 days
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my computer also has gnomes, and in the darkness of night they climb to the highest dvd drive and hurl their enimies off the edge of the Jade Monkey, and sing for the appeasment of the blood gods...silly gnomes |
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Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6327 days Last activity: 5576 days
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as we have seen with our beloved vice president ....maybe it is not such a good idea to give republican officials live ammo....somebody will put an eye out
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Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6327 days Last activity: 5576 days
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(prepare for tangental related story of my past)
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I went to a highschool geared toward professional preforming arts, which like cereal contains primerily fruits nuts and flakes. Furthermore the highschool itself was part of a collage campus and one day the collage held mock gay marriges for couples interested, or anybody really, where people could have a thing of flowers waved over them and be "married" by a pastor of the universal life church. I ended up as part of some bizarre man-harem with half the cast of "annie" but thats another story. Anywho this shindig was taking place in a courtyard, above which was railing and food court and such (this was the "student union" sort of a little mall-like substance) and a group of misguided christ-chex had arrayed themselves along the railing, so they could wave shabbily made signs saying "god hates fags" and they had a loud speaker but the campus police wouldnt let them use it. needless to say their prescance was irksome to most of the people assembled there for this event and i saw a way to make a spectacle of myself for my school's amusement... five minutes later i had commissioned a posterboard sign from my buddy in visual arts that on one side read "God hates Idiots WAY more...." and one the other saying "satan loves tuna" with a very good picture of satan loving tuna. Thus girded for battle i ascended the stairs yelling in my theatre trained (very loud) voice "GOD HATES FANATICS" anywho the following conversation happened at full volume, with the christ-chex trying their damndest to ignore me. Christ-Chex:"SODOMY IS A CRIME AGAINST GOD" Me:"THATS NOT WHAT YOU TOLD ME LAST NIGHT!!" JesusJuice: "FAGS ARE TRYING TO DOMINATE THIS COUNTRY" myself: "SOUNDS KINKY" Crowd: "WOOOOOO" Christ-chex:"sir please stop" Me: "you first" JesusJuice: "GOD CAN HELP YOU BE STRAIGHT" me: "YES, THERE IS ROOM FOR ALL IN THE CLOSET OF THE LORD" (this went on for a long long time until every one down in the court yard came upstairs and chased off the peoples, then we returned to marrying random strangers to other men women and objects) thank you for indulging me, now back to your regularly scheduled debate i totally just killed this thread didnt I?..... (Last edited by venomouslobster on 09-24-06 01:53 AM)
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Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6327 days Last activity: 5576 days
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there once was a king with many advisors and he asked them to find the greatest single wisdom in all the world, and so they searched for months and in time, they came to him with a golden ring, upon which were the words: In time, this too shall pass |
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Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6327 days Last activity: 5576 days
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*blinks at kite fly*
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.....come again? i am sorry but i dont get the reference...
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Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6327 days Last activity: 5576 days
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we are now arguing semantics in a debate shrine, how very quaint! *takes a sip of tea*
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seeing as how each and every one of us percieves things differently, and uses our own personal language (not like french but some people call soda "pop") feel free to call the heavenly bodies whatever you like. i refer to all of the afore mentioned bodies as "sky potatoes" that orbit the "great turnip" upon which we all reside
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Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6327 days Last activity: 5576 days
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i dunno, if deerhoof can sing the panda song and get wildly popular ( a song in which the lyrics consist largely of "panda") these guys deserve a record label pickup. in any case they are unspeakably awesome |
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Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6327 days Last activity: 5576 days
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Dude.... you need to use prepositions, articles and adverbs sometimes. Just give it a try. It makes all the difference between "I went store" and "i went to the store". If you can master these three simple linguistic tools i am sure that your longwinded, sullen commentary will be vastly improved
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noun :prep·o·si·tion (plural prep·o·si·tions) Definition: word used before noun: a member of a set of words used in close connection with, and usually before, nouns and pronouns to show their relation to another part of a clause. An example is "off" in "He fell off his bike" and "What did he fall off?" [14th century. < Latin praeposition- "putting before, preposition" < praeponere "put before" < ponere "put"] ar·ti·cle noun (plural ar·ti·cles) Definition: 3. word before noun: a word used with a noun that specifies whether the noun is definite or indefinite. In English the indefinite articles are "a" and "an," and the definite article is "the." Any who, I originally would have liked to post before this thread got mangled beyond all recognition that, i HATE message boards in general, i hate the whining, i hate the bitching, i hate the spam, i hate the self importance, i hate the long incoherant whining posts bitching about whatever, i hate the only vaguely post-pubescant atmosphere and opinions......but i like this place, it has alot of my friends and alot more people i dont know with intelligent well thought out opinous. I realize rather keenly as i read this thread that nobody is perfect and even the nicest board has its own set of delusional assholery to deal with but on this board it seems the exeption to the rule rather than the rule itself, i like that (Last edited by venomouslobster on 09-12-06 08:44 PM) | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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