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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie!          Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 946 days Last activity: 946 days |
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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie! Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 946 days Last activity: 946 days |
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| 1) I'm a furry,
2) I'm a Trekkie, 3) I'm gay, 4) I'm an uber nerd, 5) masturbation. Have to pick one or you'll be shot: a) Running around in circles chanting "I'm a fairy princess" while wearing a princess/fairy hybrid costume, in the middle of a busy park, on a Sunday afternoon, for six hours every week forever, or... b) Being contracted to kill someone in a busy public area, without the ability to obscure your personality or be allowed to escape afterward. Go! (Last edited by Stitch on 11-22-08 09:20 PM) |
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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie! Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 946 days Last activity: 946 days |
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| Ok, kiddies, I'm going on vaca for a week, so here's your next fix:
Part 8 Sarah at Work Aug. 14th, 2008 at 6:50 PM Hi its Carrie again. I thought you might like some stories about Sarah at work. I got these from our former housemate “Becky” who worked in the same place. Becky was the best roommate ever. She and I shared a bathroom and hallway for about two years and we were very good friends. Everyone in the house was and now is good friends, but we were especially close maybe because we were the only women in a house of guys. And guys can be slobs so we would get on their cases to vacuum and stuff. Someone left a comment that they didn’t think our house is safe because its too cheap. Well, it is safe. The house is about 100 years old and it was paid for long ago. Matt doesn’t have a mortgage, so all the money from our “rent” goes towards maintenance and paying the lawn service and stuff like that. Matt could afford to live here without tenants, but chooses not to because he likes having people around. That’s one reason we’re so picky about who lives here and why we got even more picky after Sarah left. Sarah at work… Becky didn’t work in the same department as Sarah, but after about a month everyone in the building knew her. She had the biggest victim complex and didn’t try to make friends. She just made problems. One of those problems was her desk. Sarah worked in a cubicle. She didn’t like having her back to whoever walked in like all the other cubes were arranged, so she moved her computer so that she was facing whoever walked into her cube. She did this without asking and it really ticked off her boss. While the boss “John” wasn’t a bad guy, Becky said he liked to walk by and make sure his people were doing their jobs and not playing around the internet. That was one of his pet peeves. So John told Sarah she had to move her desk back. Then Sarah said she had a glare on her screen so she moved it. John said he would get her a glare-protector and she said that wasn’t good enough. He asked her why she wanted to face out. She said she didn’t like people coming behind her. It “scared” her. She started crying and John just let it go. The next thing she did was “decorate” her cube. The company doesn’t have a policy about decorations, just that they can’t distract anyone else or violate fire codes. Sarah brought in tye-dye scarfs and put them over the lights. The guy from safety said they had to go because they violated fire codes. Sarah said they were “religious symbols” and that she was being “violated” by being asked to take them down. Safety Guy wrote her up for refusing to adhere to safety codes. Sarah tried to fight it with HR and that dragged on for a few weeks before they basically told her she didn’t have a case. HR then changed the rules and said all cube decorations were not allowed--including holiday decorations. Everyone had to take down their posters, plants and knickknacks. Only family photographs were allowed. When word got around that it was because of Sarah, she made a lot of enemies. Then Sarah was supposed to attend some kind of “Lunch & Train” (that’s what they call them at my place of employement but I can't remember what Becky called it) Basically you go and they give you lunch and do some training with you. The people putting it together send emails around asking what people wanted to lunch. Becky said the options were typical: Ham and Cheese, Chicken Salad, Vegetarian/Vegan and Kosher. Sarah selected “Vegan,” of course. When the day of the lunch and train thing happened, Sarah threw a fit in front of everyone. Becky said there were some really big cheese guys there and they were aghast at this behavior from a lowly tester. Sarah was complaining that vegetarians eat more than salads and it was a personal attack on her to serve her a salad as her lunch! Now, at my company, they give you a few choices because they order these lunches from catering. You don’t expect this to be a five star dining experience. It’s just supposed to be food. I don’t know if Sarah didn’t understand that this wasn’t going to personally tailored to her or what but I can just imagine her in this conference room yelling and screaming because as a vegetarian she had to eat a salad?!?!?!? Another thing she did was fall asleep at her desk at work. Becky said John was having an awful time with her about it. The first time, John woke her and asked if she was okay, thinking maybe she had passed out. She whined about how her PTSD and depression and ADHD and OCD and Aspergers and all the other crap she claimed to have was affecting her. Since she played the “disability card” now John was stuck with trying to “accommodate” her and she knew it. Now that it was established that she was disabled, she told John she wanted different hours. He had to comply. She said that having to be there at 8 was just too early. So he moved her to 9AM start. Then she said she felt cramped in her desk. So she got a bigger cube. She said she got tired at 2PM so she started taking naps in the lounge. She said the noise from the office was distracting her so she got wear her iPod while she worked. This girl knew how to play the system. More later. I need to go to a meeting. |
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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie! Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 946 days Last activity: 946 days |
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| It's just going to happen earlier and earlier every year to the point that we'll just celebrate Christmas for six months right after June-ish.
Are you ever annoyed with people that just answer a question with the littlest words as possibly merely to ask another question; leaving you feeling totally let down because there was no real thought in the question? |
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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie! Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 946 days Last activity: 946 days |
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| Nope, it would make manipulation that less fun for me. Or something. I mean, I guess peering into one's true intentions could help in the manipulation phase, but I honestly don't want to know what people actually think of me, because I'm pretty sure I already know.
Have your own car, or use a car-sharing service like City Car Share or ZipCar? (I have both.) |
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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie! Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 946 days Last activity: 946 days |
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| I don't remember it, so I guess it was okay. My mind doesn't remember things that it doesn't find significant. I think I played with Whitey, and then we had to chase Whitey down because he got out, and then we played with Whitey when we got him back in. I brushed Whitey's summer coat out so his winter coat can come in.
No turkey, though. We'll end up making that on Sunday before I leave for NorCal. Worked on my novel, and went to the Fantasy Springs Casino with my mom and her old people friends yesterday. Didn't win much. But, to continue it for others, how was your Thanksgiving? |
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| [I'm removing it due to lack of activity in this forum.] (Last edited by Stitch on 06-28-10 07:18 AM) |
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| [I'm removing it due to lack of activity in this forum.] (Last edited by Stitch on 06-28-10 07:18 AM) |
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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie! Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 946 days Last activity: 946 days |
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| Yeah, you pretty much do. And since I haven't been to a therapist in a few years, I can't claim my ADHD anymore. Something to do when I have medical again, not that the signs aren't there...
I’ve been watching Carrie fill in for Pete and figured I’d give this a try. My name is Tim. I use dirty language and some of this has sexual references. There’s a warning in case we have any kiddies out there. Oh, Carrie wanted me to clarify for her that Sarah put the scarfs over the overhead lights--not a lamp on her desk. From the comments to these posts I’m gathering that this soulbond nonsense is actually pretty popular on the internet. I don’t know why people on the internet feel that they belong to special “subcultures” but maybe it has to do with sharing delusions. If you share a delusion that you are a male videogame character who looks like a bunch of badly crafted pixilated dots with others maybe it makes you feel better and justifies your stupidity. I don’t know and I don’t really want to spend this post discussing the “psychology” really, the psychosis of Sarah and her soulbonded friends. I don’t believe in that crap and I sure as hell don’t believe that because other people play in that waterpark that makes it safe and fun for all. People seem to have been guessing about Sarah’s identity and her webpage and blog. I’m going to stick with Pete’s philosophy of not openly stating who she is even though her craziness is pretty public and in your face. Hell, I bet you can google it and it will still be there. Somehow I don’t think that after all that’s happened she’s stopped this crap. In fact, I bet she has kicked it up a degree so she can get more money out of people. Insane bitch that she is… How about a Sarah story? I know that’s what you want. It’s what everyone wants. Even my ex-wife asks me to tell her stories about this nut because it’s so insane it can’t not be true. How about…Sarah, the Boyfriend and me being an rear end in a top hat? Now I know Pete and Carrie have told you about the Boyfriend and how he would call Sarah by her soul-man name in casual conversation, discussion and even when they were making the beast with two backs. (There’s an image I’m sure everyone wanted at 7AM. I need more coffee now, myself) Anyway, the boyfriend would visit quite a bit. The first time we met him, he seemed nice enough, but I don’t know why he’d be doing Sarah. As a girl, she wasn’t that pretty. As a man, she looked like a girl. So I don’t know what this dude’s fettish was, and frankly, I don’t know what to know. I mean, unless a girl who likes to pretend she’s a man is your kind of thing. Did they use a strapon? I don’t know and I’m not going to conjecture about something like that because well…the thought makes me want to vomit. So one time when the boyfriend was over and I was about six beers into a case, and he was replaying that retarded game, I said, “Do you suck dick?” He just looked at me like I had killed his favorite dog or something. So I repeated myself, “Do you suck dick?” “Why?” he asked. I don’t know if he was asking why I was asking or why people suck dick and I was really kind of tired of Ms. Soulbond and her friends, so I let him have it. Sarah came in and yelled at me for “harassing” her boyfriend, so I asked her if she sucked dick. She also asked, “Why?” So I gave them both this answer: “Well, if you’re a guy and you suck dick, you’re gay. If you’re a guy and you don’t suck dick, you’re not gay. If you’re a girl and you suck dick, you’re straight and if you’re a girl and you don’t suck dick you’re a bad date.” I let that sink in and then said. “So, Sarah, if you are really a man, do you suck dick? Does that make your boyfriend-dragon-whatever he is, gay?” Then she called me a gaybasher. So I said, “I’m not a gaybasher. I’m just curious about the sexual frustrations of an obviously gender confused girl.” And then I got a whole long story about how this guy is her “animus” (whatever that is) and how she is just his “vessel” for spreading the word of “peace.” So I said, “So you’re Jesus and you do suck dick? I think the Christian Coalition is going to poo poo their pants.” And then she and the boyfriend left. Thank G-d because I wanted to watch a movie and I couldn’t do it while they were sitting there picking apart that retarded videogame for the millionth time. And how about the time in August 07 when Something came back... Something had this problem about flying in unannounced. Matt had basically given up fighting this bitch because by this time, Sarah was pressing litigation on him about being discriminated against because she is “disabled.” This bitch gives everyone with disabilities a bad name because she FAKES them all. I’ve never heard of anyone getting PTSD from people teasing them. I’ve never heard of people waking up one day and deciding they are Aspergers. I’m sick of retards like Sarah self-diagnosing because all the COOL KIDS are doing it. Oh look an excuse for me to be even more of a social moron! Look! They can’t pick on me now because I’m SPECIAL. That’s the reason that only REALLY SMART PEOPLE understand me and the rest of you are just bottom feeding losers! Oh yeah, today I woke up with OCD, too! That was her loving style. And now I went off on a tangent. Sorry. Back to Something’s August Arrival… Sarah announces that Something is at the airport and that we need to go get her. I said, “Make the she-man take a cab. I’m not driving out there to pick up the trash.” Sarah got all emotional about how I was insulting her “family.” Some tubby bitch who thinks it’s a man and you met on the internet because you share the same delusions is your family? Try again, sweetheart. Sarah threw a fit. I don’t think Pete or Carrie explained what these fits were. First, Sarah would whine and play her victim game. Next, she would pout, stomp her feet and cry. The third stage would be yelling and screaming about “discrimination” and “hatemongering.” And then finally she would retreat to her computer where she would (probably) blog all about special she was and how the rest of the world were just a bunch of loving losers. Thank G-d she’s gone. Something arrives via cab and immediately starts berating Zack and I (because we were the ones home) about how MEAN we were to Sarah. I said, “The bitch has been asked to leave. She’s making us evict her. She could just loving leave and she’d be happy and I’d be so happy I’d run around the block naked.” “She can’t leave! Don’t you see how fragile and emotion and WHATEVER….” Something went on for ever talking (and I wasn’t listening) about how we “damaged” Sarah and her safe places and how we were all evil, unloving mean people because we can’t understand why someone would claim to be a videogame character. Then she said, “Her soul-bond is weakening from all the hate.” Yes, you got that. HER SOUL BOND IS WEAKENING FROM ALL THE HATE!!! I couldn’t resist. “Good, maybe she’ll be loving normal!” Oh, that did it. Something screamed at me. “WE ARE NORMAL! YOU ARE NOT NORMAL! WE ARE MORE IN TUNE WITH OUR BODIES AND SPIRITS AND THE SPIRITS IN GAMES!!!” Games have spirits? I just thought that wet stuff came from Sarah ramming the disk between her legs once in awhile. And…I wish I’d had a way to record her screaming this poo poo at me because it would totally be an awesome YouTube video. Oh here’s one for you… One of Sarah’s “local” followers came by the house one day while Something was there. She was a quiet little girl but before she was “allowed” to see Sarah, Something quizzed her repeatedly in the kitchen about how true her soulbond was. Something also put her hands on the girl’s shoulder’s to see if she could “feel” the soulbond. The girl was clearly terrified of this nuts line of questioning and started to leave. Then Sarah came out from the butler’s pantry and said, “So you’re going to take us to the museum and lunch? We can discuss the strength of your bond while we’re out.” “Don’t go with them,” I said. “They’re scammers and they’re nuts and if you’re this desperate for friends, go buy yourself a blowup doll. They’re smarter and more useful.” I think between me and the freakshow that Something was putting on, the girl just really freaked and ran out of the house. What did Sarah do? She looked at Something and coldly said, “Well, I guess we’re not going to museum.” So there you have it. Some insanity for your day. |
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| NaNoWriMo is over, and I lost. But, that's okay, because I'm still working on the fucking novel because I can't just let it fizzle away. 29,000 words, and it's going okay. My character has killed fifteen people, but he's being blamed for sixteen, so he's busy trying not to get blamed for that extra person while still saving some guy from cancer.
Sitting in a ring of my files, trying to figure out what needs to be tossed and what gets to stay. Gonna take a shower and then wait for Christine to come around 5:30-ish so we can do something. Hopefully something involving fondue cheeses and assorted meats and breads. Or something gay, but I can do gay things on my own. Am going to play with my doggie, because he's very silly and hasn't tried to hump my leg this week yet. I also need video of him since I deleted my X3PH1R YouTube account (should have kept it, it had Director status and unlimited video thingies). My mom is making the turkey now, along with all the fixin's both Mexican and American. My flight leaves tomorrow morning, and my laptop's battery life lasts about 10 minutes. Joy. I owe $440 to Verizon for my cell phone service, I owe $120 to Esurance for my car insurance, and I owe $1000 to my bank because they paid my car payment even though I told them not to. Joyous of all things. And, there's $26 on my BART card, which will be used when I return from the airport and when I have an interview in San Francisco later on in the week. So, since I'm talking too much now, I'm gonna go take my shower because I haven't bathed since the day before I flew out. |
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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie! Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 946 days Last activity: 946 days |
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| Well, the BREW Ninja's been put to rest...er..assassinated on my side. | |||
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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie! Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 946 days Last activity: 946 days |
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| Never with that result for school; many a times for work. And the phrase is "for naught"; damn the British.
Anyway, I've had a few turnovers like that were the budget ends up changing and all the work ended up just being extra. Have you ever masturbated until you're sore? |
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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie! Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 946 days Last activity: 946 days |
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| I have zero income, the car is paid for the month as is rent. I'm unemployed, but my mom still thinks I'm employed.
I owe the government for my unemployment "overpayment" and I owe everyone else. So, I'm off to work on my novel still and maybe kill a few gangs in San Andreas. |
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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie! Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 946 days Last activity: 946 days |
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| Just came back from an interview with EA's web division. Very much hoping it went well, and how come I can never remember a simple SQL query when I'm asked, but then remember it fine right afterward.
I used: Select * from USERS where CLUE > 0 Which I guess is fine, but I emphasize that I hadn't used SQL is a long time, and then I got asked if I've used the grep command in UNIX...of which I have, but at the moment, I couldn't remember what the command was. Duh, searching for strings in files. But, does it pop up when I need it during an interview? Nope. I do know what the grep command does, dammit. And how to navigate the file tree, assigned access levels, access servers, and use freakin' vi and emacs. *Sigh* Hopefully, I'll still get the job. Well, off to apply at Target. If I can't get something soon, I guess I will be moving back home and I really don't want to. I mean, I miss SoCal, yes. But, I don't want to move back in with my mom in my tiny and cramped room when I have a room in a two-bedroom apartment here. |
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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie! Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 946 days Last activity: 946 days |
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It is a self-portrait of sorts, since I am me in my webcomic. This is my artist rendition of myself. |
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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie! Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 946 days Last activity: 946 days |
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| Mrs. Schuster and Mr. Polley... Mr. Hudson, Kieran...
That's the four that come to mind. First was fourth grade, next was tenth grade, Hudson was science teacher and science club advisor, Kieran was psych in College. Truly excellent people. I loved Mr. Polley the most, though. He used to tell that I was so far gone I was back in again. Played a game so much you had to pee? |
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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie! Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 946 days Last activity: 946 days |
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| [Turning this into a graphic novel. As such, I've removed the story from here.] (Last edited by Stitch on 06-28-10 07:21 AM) |
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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie! Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 946 days Last activity: 946 days |
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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie! Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 946 days Last activity: 946 days |
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| I'm stuck at the office working on Christmas eve, I have Christmas day off (although, I may be working from home), and I'm working the rest of the holiday season. Yay!
But, on Xmas Eve, I will be at a friend's home have dinner that evening, which means that I'll be headed into work early. Yay. |
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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie! Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 946 days Last activity: 946 days |
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| Yep. I spent about $200 on a reproduction of a movie poster, that was also autographed by the actors a few years back for a friend. When last I asked her about it, she said it was still in storage, and she hadn't opened it and wasn't aware that I had gotten her the poster. It's still in storage, but only because she told me that she's waiting on getting it properly framed.
Have you ever just written something with a certain person in mind for reading it, and they never got around to it? |
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