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venomouslobster Scarfy          Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6330 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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| that was the most awkward sad thing i ever saw...bill o'reilly was just....awful, i mean i know he was trying to be funny or something but he just came off as deeply arrogant and insecure....what the hell? it was like watching a ninja fighting a blind moose, a few quick slashes and the moose flails in the dirt, rambling about the french, not even realizing it is already slain (Last edited by venomouslobster on 01-19-07 06:35 AM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6330 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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| since i got the part of Teiresias in the play Antigone i hafta grow my beard out...for five weeks...neeet | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6330 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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| Standing amongst the ruins of downtown tokyo, the Lobster hears the call
a great hue and cry goes up amid the land dwellers as the Lobster prepares to fold space, quivering his mighty claws, reality herself moans, twitches and cleaves to the Lobster's will. suddenly he is in another place... *a large censored panel goes up over the area where Vulkar stands as a lobster of Godzillian proportion falls out of the stunned host....but not his nose* Hello everyone, glad to be here. *shrinks to lobsterian proportions, climbs into the boiling water and props himself up with his claws* |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6330 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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| Why thank you madam.
wow...i gotta say..that was even more one-sided than the last one...poor confused o'rielly he didnt have a chance (Last edited by venomouslobster on 01-20-07 05:12 AM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6330 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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Originally posted by Katana I am a proffesional actor with some odd eight years of training in various conservatory athmospheres, i specialize in the classics, shakespear and restoration era comedy. At the moment i have been cast in Antigone by Sophocles, playing the part of Teiresias (an old blind seer, mystic sorta fella) so they want me to grow a long white beard...i told them i would work on the beard if they would work on the whitening so a deal was brokered. As an actor it is kind of nerve wracking to audition for certain parts if you are trying to grow your hair out (as i am) because alot of directors will think nothing of making you cut it shave it or die it a more "character appropriate color" but luckily back in the days of Sophecles nobody ever cut their hair...or at least crazy old men that talked to god all day didnt... |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6330 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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| get wii, get zelda. i am told you will never need to leave your house again | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6330 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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| prolly was just an editing mistake, i mean they did just paint the poor nekkid guy green or some such, and then just switch the color to metallic, in this scene i guess they just forgot to edit out the balls | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6330 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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| I know i cant sleep without reading. it has gotten to the point where, if i dont have any new books, i will just read the old ones until the sleep takes me | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6330 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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| " you shall be fucked so vigorously your screams shall reanimate the dead!!!" | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6330 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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| * at the tparticular time this specific exact post was posted The Venomous Lobster was bery bvery veryveryvefryveryvery blitzed out of his mind on christmasy beer...please accept his apologies for what he may or may not say&*
" honestly i do not at this particular time remember who brought me to this place but i do recall it was either pockets, elara or BigTom (guardianpenisoni) probably elara, because she is probably the only person who could con me into joining a message board, seeing as how i dont believe in it as a communicatrion method" *poo tumor*&* Watch amv hell 3* maybe she's born with it.... ....maybe its maybeline "pinky... are you thinking what i'm thinking? " "I fink so, Bwain ...but burlap chafes me so..." (Last edited by venomouslobster on 01-26-07 02:22 PM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6330 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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| ....wait...frank sinatra makes you gay? so....every man over fifty is gay huh? | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6330 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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| i really dont understand why they would call anything meant to be impenetrable (or just not penetrated) Trojan | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6330 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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| maybe it is a bodyheat scannery type thingy...that'd do it...because the balls...they have the Heat! | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6330 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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| Well the craziest, most obnoxios people in any group of people are among its most vocal...so most groups are represented most passionatly by their bugfuck psychos | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6330 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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| Maybe it is a Trojan ....ahem....Horse.... related double entendre | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6330 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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| I dunno man, i gotta say that i have done a ton and a half of plays and in every single one there is some utter bastard that trys to ruin the whole thing (and fails miserably due to everyone else maintaining a good attitude). Just focus on what your character feels and how you can communicate that within the work and i think you will find that other actor's personal issues wont matter as much as the scene itself when all is said and done.
(also: there are SO many theatre stories that involve people who hate each other, but when they are on stage that tension makes for a really badass scene) (Last edited by venomouslobster on 01-29-07 06:51 AM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6330 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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| i cant seem to load the interview page....which is disconcerting, insofar as i am currently being interviewed. Is it down? Perhaps my computer has merely betrayed me? (Last edited by venomouslobster on 01-29-07 06:54 AM) |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6330 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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| The presiding judges left testicle | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6330 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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| *bows before the mighty sega tower, and sacrifices thirty virgin white goat people to its mighty tallness* | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6330 days Last activity: 5578 days |
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| *taps his enchanted shimmering foreclaw against the potlid thoughtfully and then utters the reply in the form of a haiku*
"you all would be slain reanimation, undeath Logos would rebel" |
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