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True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 112 days Last activity: 112 days |
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You find the weirdest stuff on Criagslist just perusing around in the personals in different states. THis was in Alaska. | |||
True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 112 days Last activity: 112 days |
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This is NW GA... =P But some of the stuff you see are creative. Just guess what section of the personals I found this in.
If You Hate To Read, Don't Open This! - 53 Date: 2011-04-01, 1:31AM EDT Reply To This Post Dear Easter Bunny, Well, it’s getting’ to be about that time of year again, that time when I write you a letter and tell you what I’m looking for in a sweet, colored gal and as I always say, since neither god nor any other disembodied physical entities exist, I figure that you are my best bet because Rabbits Really DO Exist! So, here we go. What I want is a straight up, sweet, kind, Smart, Black, Lesbian, out woman. (I’m Black, but then you know that by now!) None of those bi-sexual, stud-hating, homophobic, poly “discreet”, hot-messes I’m always reading about. I’m a bow-tie sporting and saddle-shoes wearing, salsa-dancing Negro and been out of the closet too long to be bothering with all that drama. Also, she has to know how write without using all uppercase letters and if she can’t spell, knows how to use spell-check. I cannot abide a blunt-headed commitment to ignorance. Please let her be able to pronounce the word “ask”, unless she’s directly from Africa. And if she’s got country ways, is it too much to ask that she please not be superstitious and believe in haints and conjurin’ and such? And whereas I love femmes and only get involved with femmes, I am not looking for a High Strung, High Femme into High Drama, but I would appreciate her knowing how to punch it up and dress well when the occasion calls for it because I like going to live theater and the opera and out to nice restaurants sometimes. A lot of people know me, so no wrinkled cargo pants and, and no Tevas or Birkenstocks with socks to call herself "dressed up" in. If she wants to dig around in the yard dressed like that, then fine. I’ll probably wear my Carhaarts, redwings, a tee-shirt and my favorite ratty hat and join her. Can you find me this kind of woman, Easter Bunny? By the way, even though I look kind of artistic (I am an employed musician – and no, that is not an oxymoron and yes, that is my day job) complete with nose ring, bald head, and sporting a retro dress style, I am a square, so I like my women square too. I am strictly monogamous so “No Sex B-4 We Test!” This part is non-negotiable. Any woman that I would get serious about must be monogamous because it’s not going to go anywhere between us if she’s a sleep-around sort of gal. All kinds of critters hide out in caves and I want to know what I’m likely to find there before I go spelunking... That said, I like a woman who enjoys sex. The last one you sent me seemed to only get aroused when she saw me lying on my back under her bathroom sink, or when I was bent over under the hood of her car. Now, I admit, I’m looking for a wife-type but she could be a nice blend of wife/ artist of some kind too, maybe she has an MFA in Art or Literature or something that keeps her interesting to talk to. Can you just not make her be weird I mean, she can have a reasonable number of idiosyncrasies, but nothing bizarre like hanging out at séances or seeing “malevolent spirits” walking around or falling out and talking gibberish. Also, could she not need a night- light? Or have an exaggerated startle-reflex? Thanks. I ‘preciate it! Integrity is really sexy to me. Can she have a high level of personal integrity, please? Oh, and I don't like sarcasm unless it's deftly played and is pointed at situations instead of people. Regular catty remarks about other women is a definite turn-off. Now, I am clearly butch, but I’ll say that my fashion impulses kind of puts me in the metro-sexual, “butch-in-a-bookish sort of way” gender category. Yet I am no “boi”, I am no bottom and I am no “femme in the sheets.” I think my vibe is sort of a blend of a working-class/middle-class gentleman type. I open doors, stand up when my woman enters the room for the first time, flip the switches when the power blows, don’t generally swear in her presence (but not above talking dirty when being intimate), put the gas in the tank when we go out together, jump the battery even if she’s the one who left the cabin light on in the car, select wines for dinner and so on. But I expect her to be competent in many things and I will often defer to her expertise. So, what do you think, E.B? Do I stand a snowballs’ chance in Hell’s kitchen of finding such a one and of her being into me? The last one, you sent, found me interesting, it seemed in a “petri-dish” sort of way, but I wouldn’t say she was passionate about me, so could the next one really be into me? Since I’m not perfect, a woman would have to find me compelling to want to put up with me. I kind of hard-headed, kind of controlling, but I melt under the hand of a genuinely sweet, kind woman. I’m real affectionate and tender and I am generous with great massages, like to slow dance with my woman on the spur of the moment in the kitchen or on the back porch, don’t hold grudges (for too long) and I’m super romantic and I enjoy cooking too. Especially for her. And her mama. So, anyway, I know that this was waaaaayyyyy long and that you are busy ‘cause Easter Sunday will be here before you know it, but since I’m not ordering something as simple as eggs, I thought it would be fair to let you get a jump on things - no pun intended. Oh, one more thing, since we’re talking eggs here and I’m 53, I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t bring me no spring chickens…former egg layers okay though! Love You Easter Bunny, And Happy April Fools Day. You Know Who. |
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True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 112 days Last activity: 112 days |
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IF you know what I mean... |
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True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 112 days Last activity: 112 days |
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yeah this caused the Magical Puella Magi Madoka to be cancelled until further notice. What it looks like due to the earthquake... Something about one of the scenes having a huge flood hitting the Tokyo area so they cancelled it. From what it looks like that's the only anime I have scene canceled due to the quake.
It was a bit sad to see the comments on all of the people encoding the subbing to some of the fansubs out there. I will give you an example but please understand they didn't know that the earthquake was as bad as they thought it was.
guys guys guys.... More tact please. (Last edited by Sorcha Rohan on 04-07-11 11:59 PM) |
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True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 112 days Last activity: 112 days |
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I believe so. But they have been carrying on with their karaoke parties when they finished the series anyway. | |||
True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 112 days Last activity: 112 days |
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I have found two articles that have made me laugh so much these days. Both in places that I used to hang out here in Rome, GA AND Columbus, GA. So I'll post up the articles and you decide. Who was the stupider criminal.
Originally posted by ozcomics.com Yes this happened at my comic book store I usually hang at until Gordon spent his time shit talking everyone on his face book. I thought he deserved this lol. He even tried to say his MTG Notebook was worth 1000.00. Fuck no that thing is worth that much. 200.00 at the most. Originally posted by wtvm.com And you thought racism was going on in libraries. =P No Sex too... So I am depending on you. Who are the worst idiots in these scenes? The boys who stole a 200.00 notebook thinking it was going to be worth 1000.00. or The lesbians having sex in the library who tried to bribe the officer 100.00. |
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True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 112 days Last activity: 112 days |
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Originally posted by Gurren how do you try to steal things and not go for the register? |
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True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 112 days Last activity: 112 days |
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send me lists of your mtg decks. I got a KILLER quest deck. | |||
True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 112 days Last activity: 112 days |
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My Vamps could probably take that deck too. =P | |||
True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 112 days Last activity: 112 days |
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Ooh name it OPTIMUS PRIME | |||
True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 112 days Last activity: 112 days |
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All that time with N has really annoyed me. Now I got Mami from Puella Magi Madoka Magica. It's a fun anime.
okay test over. |
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True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 112 days Last activity: 112 days |
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I just finished my anime series for this season... I need something new. I wanted to watch the show about the blue exorcist...
But I have finished Star Driver, Yume Kui Merri, and my all time favorite Puella Magi Madoka Magica. I can't wait til the next season comes out for Puella Magi. |
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True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 112 days Last activity: 112 days |
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yeesh | |||
True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 112 days Last activity: 112 days |
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I slept on Vic Micnogna's (Edward Elric) lap. =P
Edit: I've seen the Decode anime of it. It's flucking sweeeeet. (Last edited by Sorcha Rohan on 04-25-11 04:28 PM) |
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True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 112 days Last activity: 112 days |
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That weekend I'm going home. I want to have a romantic weekend with my husband but all I can think about is going out to the park on a nice picnic... I know Saturday night all the nerds will want to hang out and ask me questions about all the stuff I do here in Maryland. I was also thinking about going to six flags over GA. >.> I dunno. | |||
True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 112 days Last activity: 112 days |
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that's what I was thinking too. Because I read up on something about this. Every time someone comes up with a date that means everyone now knows right? No one is truly allowed to know.
"But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night ..." II Peter 3:10 and "But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, but My Father only. "But as the days of Noah were, so also will the coming of the Son of Man be. For as in the days before the flood, they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered the ark, and did not know until the flood came and took them all away, so also will the coming of the Son of Man be" ... "Watch therefore, for you do not know what hour your Lord is coming, But know this, that if the master of the house had known what hour the thief would come, he would have watched and not allowed his house to be broken into. "Therefore, you also be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect." Matthew 24:36-44 Personally I don't think Obama is the anti christ. -__- It seems like he doesn't even have the power to even bring the world together under one mark seriously. People have started up something like this but we are forgetting some other things that are supposed to happen during tribulation. The First Seal (Revelation 6:1-2), likely the coming of the antichrist. The Beasts and Mark of the Beast (Revelation chapter 13), the antichrist enforces loyalty. The 144,000 (Revelation chapter 7), evangelists sent out into the world. The Second Seal (Revelation 6:3-4), warfare. The Third Seal (Revelation 6:5-6), famine. The Fourth Seal (Revelation 6:7-8), plague. The Fifth Seal (Revelation 6:9-11), the martyred saints asking God for revenge. The Sixth Seal (Revelation 6:12-17), a powerful earthquake. The Seventh Seal (Revelation 8:1-5), the beginning of the Seven Trumpets. The Two Witnesses (Revelation 11:1-12), two powerful adversaries to the antichrist. The First Trumpet (Revelation 8:7), a third of the earth is burned. The Second Trumpet (Revelation 8:8-9), a third of sea life is destroyed. The Third Trumpet (Revelation 8:10-11), a third of the water is poisoned. The Fourth Trumpet (Revelation 8:12-13), darkness on the earth. The Fifth Trumpet (Revelation 9:1-12), attack of demonic locusts. The Sixth Trumpet (Revelation 9:13-21), attack of demonic armies. The Seventh Trumpet (Revelation 11:15-19), the beginning of the Seven Bowls. The First Bowl (Revelation 16:1-2), painful sores. The Second Bowl (Revelation 16:3), the seas turned into blood. The Third Bowl (Revelation 16:4-7), the rivers turned into blood. The Fourth Bowl (Revelation 16:8-9), scorching heat. The Fifth Bowl (Revelation 16:10-11), darkness and pain. The Sixth Bowl (Revelation 16:12-16), preparation for Armageddon war. The Seventh Bowl (Revelation 16:17-21), huge earthquake and hailstones. The destruction of Babylon (Revelation chapters 17-18), one-world system comes to an end. The Second Coming of Christ (Revelation 19:1-16). The Battle of Armageddon (Revelation 19:17-20). The 1000 year millennial reign of Christ (Revelation 20:1-6). The last great rebellion at the end of the 1000 years (Revelation 20:7-10). The Great White Throne Judgment (Revelation 20:11-15). The New Heavens and New Earth (Revelation chapters 21-22). Where is the mark? Seriously guys. Are we talking about the push for health care as the mark? I don't know but seriously... I have not seen any miracles performed by a fake Christ. I have not seen a mark of the beast and according to this list of events... The mark has been said to be something used so that we can't get anything as long as we accept it(from what I have read) We could be long dead by then. But no one truly knows however these are the events that were laid out by the Bible. Along with this Revelation is a vision from one person from waaaay back. He had no clue how to describe what he saw. Seriously. There's a ton stuff on the list that hasn't happened yet from what it looks like. We've had disaster after disaster but it seems a little out of order to me. Edit: THe math makes no sense too By Camping's understanding, the Bible was dictated by God and every word and number carries a spiritual significance. He noticed that particular numbers appeared in the Bible at the same time particular themes are discussed. The number 5, Camping concluded, equals "atonement." Ten is "completeness." Seventeen means "heaven." Camping patiently explained how he reached his conclusion for May 21, 2011. "Christ hung on the cross April 1, 33 A.D.," he began. "Now go to April 1 of 2011 A.D., and that's 1,978 years." Camping then multiplied 1,978 by 365.2422 days - the number of days in each solar year, not to be confused with a calendar year. Next, Camping noted that April 1 to May 21 encompasses 51 days. Add 51 to the sum of previous multiplication total, and it equals 722,500. Camping realized that (5 x 10 x 17) x (5 x 10 x 17) = 722,500. Or put into words: (Atonement x Completeness x Heaven), squared. "Five times 10 times 17 is telling you a story," Camping said. "It's the story from the time Christ made payment for your sins until you're completely saved. "I tell ya, I just about fell off my chair when I realized that," Camping said. (Last edited by Sorcha Rohan on 05-06-11 05:56 PM) |
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True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 112 days Last activity: 112 days |
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In the American army, there is a form of teaching called an RBI (Reinforcement [sic: Reply] By Indorsement [note: RBI is a baseball term for Runs Batted In, a measurement of how successful a batter is] in which the soldier is required to write a 1,000 word essay to describe his errors in judgment and so on. What happens, such as in this case, you get a written document which outlines what you’ve done wrong and you are required to “reply by indorsement” to that basic document telling what you did to correct the problem. You then write the “indorsement” which is appended to the basic document and forwarded up the chain of command to the person requiring the reply.
In this case, this is an RBI written by a gentleman who failed to bring all his proper equipment to a function. My Very long, One Thousand Word R.B.I. (Re-enforcement By Indorsement) On Why It Is Important To Bring My Equipment By Jason “Roadkill” Philipps It is extremely important that I bring my equipment every day because if I don't the Drill Sergeant makes me write a stupid R.B.I., which I must write, because if I don't the Army will kick me out, instantly ruining my life because I will be unable to get a job, and I will wind up living in a cardboard box because sometimes society can be a cruel, cruel entity. Therefore, I will always from now on bring my poncho to chow because as everyone knows, it often rains inside of the mess hall. I also do not like to live in a cardboard box. As a Delta Dog, I should have known better and brought my Poncho, But that darn common sense of mine keeps getting in the way, Dog gone it. Another reason the Poncho is useful in the Mess Hall is because of it’s camoflaging (sic: camouflaging) properties. For instance, if a Drill Sergeant catches me getting cake and ice cream and is about to throw a tantrum, I put on my Poncho and “Poof!” I am rendered virtually invisible. I blend in with my surroundings and disappear. Another important function of the Rain Poncho is that it can also be used as a portable, mini Greenhouse. Very useful for growing some stunning orchids, or perhaps maybe a Rhododendron. Normally, as civilians, we had to pay $19.95 for a mini Greenhouse, but we as soldiers get this valuable piece of plastic for free. And I foolishly didn’t bring it with me to the Mess Hall, Dog gone it. It is because of my own incompetence that I didn’t bring my invaluable, priceless Poncho . . . But wait a minute, why was I shipped here three weeks early? That’s right! Incompetence! Incompetence on the part of beaurocracy (sic: bureaucracy) because everyone knew that Echo Company would be closing a year ago! Dog Gone Incompetence! But I digress. I am getting off the subject here. I love my Poncho! We will never be apart again! I can’t think of Anything Else to write, so now I’ll just copy stuff out of my “Smart Book”. Poncho: The Poncho is made of coated nylon and is waterproof. (Duh. Really?) It can be used as a Rain Garment, Ground cloth, or Sleeping Bag. It can also be used to make a Shelter or Tent. (Figure 2-26). Two Ponchos can be snapped together to make a two Person shelter. If possible, Air Dry the Poncho before folding it up. It should be hand washed with warm, soapy water. Here are some uses for the Poncho that the Military Hasn’t thought of yet . . . kevorkian Parachute Camoflage (sic: Camouflage) Colostomy Bag Appropriate wear for those spur-of-the-moment Combat Toga Parties A Hot, uncomfortable Turban One size fits all Prophilactic (sic: Prophylactic) I know that this is completely off the subject of my Poncho, But it is intreguing (sic: intriguing) nonetheless. Sometimes I Just wonder, whatever happened to Chef Boyardee? I mean the Actual Chef Boyardee, the Guy who started the Beef N cheez Ravioli legacy. What was his first name, and is he Alive or Dead? If he’s Dead, how did he die? If he’s alive, where is he now? And does the thought of Eating Ravioli make him puke, or is he some sort of obsessed sicko? Eating it everyday, for every meal, for years and years? The answer is. . . I don’t know. I’m just a curious guy I guess. I wonder if He had a Poncho? Well, I’m almost to the end of this R.B.I. I’ll bet that you didn’t think that anyone could write this much stuff about a Poncho, huh? Well, I admit it was a challenge, but I did it. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. (Take that any way you want! Hoo-ah!) But seriously, this wasn’t a punishment, it was fun, I love creative writing! Especially in this Military Environment where every smidgen of creativity or humor is squashed out of existence. Drill Sergeant thank you for conditioning my mind and my writer’s cramp. Please feel free to do so at any time. I will now recover. WOW! That’s impressive! My lovely Poncho has more uses than the wheel! (Another excellent object!) I still can’t think of anything else to say, so I’ll just write anything that pops into my head. When the Drill Sergeant says “R.B.I.”, it kind of sounds like “Ribeye”. “Write me a Ribeye, Private!” Well, to make sure I didn’t misunderstand the Drill Sergeant, I will write a Ribeye here . . . MMM! Looks good, huh? Here’s a song I wrote about my Poncho. . . Poncho Man I say young man, are you getting all wet? I say young man, are you cold and upset? I say young man, do you want to be dry? Then, why, don’t, you, be, a . . . Doot, Doot, Doot, Doot, I’m talkin’ ‘bout a, Pon-cho, Pon-cho man, I wanna be, a Poncho man. (oh, yeah!) Pon-cho, Pon-cho man, I wanna be a Poncho . . . Man! Oh, P-O-N-C-H-O, P-O-N-C-H-O, It’s got everything you need to keep you dry, It will hide you from enemy eyes. Oh, P-O-N-C-H-O, P-O-N-C-H-O, You don’t have to be smart, to put the thing on, It’s only got one big hole. I’m talkin’ ‘bout a Pon-cho, Pon-cho man, I wanna be, a Poncho man. Pon-cho, Pon-cho man, I wanna be a Poncho . . . Man! Here’s a list of words that sort of rhyme with Poncho . . . Honcho Sancho Rauncho Launch-o Bunch-o Lunch-o Punch you Muncho Cruncho I can’t think of any more words that rhyme with Poncho. I know that Abraham Lincoln wore a Poncho, when it was raining. This is a documented fact. I think all the forefathers of our country wore Ponchos as well. Extra Words Extra Words Extra Words Extra Words Extra Words Extra Words Extra Words Extra Words Extra Words Extra Words Extra Words Extra Words Extra Words Extra Words |
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True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 112 days Last activity: 112 days |
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Originally posted by Nelrith The anti-christ does do that. HOWEVER. People believe that he won't claim God to actually perform his miracles. It's all himself. The devil is viewed as very egotistical and the son of the devil will be the same way. What I believe is there will be a day where my NCOs will tell me that I will have to get a mark in order to stay in the army or do anything. No thanks. I am happy enough with my military id. Plus our world... is NOT ready for the revelation. I have been educated in this. In order for the world to be destroyed everyone has to come together in an organized manner. You think the world is as organized as it looks? NO because right now we are a soup sandwhich and we are all STILL at each other's throat. We gave Iraq up to a fat guy in uniform that is three sizes too small. (General of Iraqi Army) and yet we still have not left. (Last edited by Sorcha Rohan on 05-06-11 08:36 PM) |
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True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 112 days Last activity: 112 days |
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A lot of people are pretty happy about it. The barracks were partying like crazy that night. XD
ANYWHO. I was reading up on it seems like (from what the propaganda reads) he was wanting to attack the train systems in America on the anniversary of 9/11. |
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True Flight The One Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 112 days Last activity: 112 days |
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I've actually seen this guy's motivational speeches before. They are very VERY awesome and it's really cool that he tries so hard to adapt and overcome. I use this as an example when ever I have to do my work here. My squad leader showed this to me and helped me understand that deployments are not as rough as people make them out to be. Seriously you can apply his words to every situation you put yourself in. |
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