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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance         Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 668 days Last activity: 477 days |
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Originally posted by ~|Kyo|~ No, I totally know what you mean. It just looks so artfully done. Morbid is just a plus. ^_~ |
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| Found this at random. It's not for kids. It's not safe for work, parents, etc.
You should probably watch this alone... Puberty Pals |
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| 31 Reasons Chuck Norris is better than you
1. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. 2. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. 3. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. 4. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 5. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away. 6. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. 7. There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who have felt the wrath of Chuck Norris. 8. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. 9. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. 10. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway. 11. Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "F*cking." 12. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever. 13. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. 14. There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Chuck Norris. 15. In the movie "Back to the Future" they used Chuck Norris' Delorean to go back into time and into the future. When they gave it back to him with a scratch on it he was angry and roundhouse kicked Michael J. Fox, which years later was the cause of his Parkinson's disease. 16. Chuck Norris spends his Saturdays climbing mountains and meditating in peaceful solitude. Sundays are for oral s*x, KFC and Tequila. 17. Chuck Norris always has s*x on the first date. Always. The only time he didn't was in 1941, otherwise known as the beginning of the Holocaust. 18. Chuck Norris can enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start using only his erection. 19. Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*ck down. 20. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. 21. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. 22. Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors. 23. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. 24. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill. 25. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. 26. When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy cr*p! That's Chuck Norris!" Then she had had s*x with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with. 27. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. 28. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. 29. Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's sh*t. 30. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. 31. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 668 days Last activity: 477 days |
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Originally posted by J. Literal Nope. This person was born just this way and hasn't taken any hormones or anything to make themselves look more male or female. I'll reveal his/her sex once there've been enough guesses.  |
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| Rosy, I know you have an insane amount of unicorns, and I have been looking for ways to gank that one off the top of the carousel at the Lakewood Mall, but I think this one might top you.
I found this in the process of looking for pictures from the 40-Year-Old Virgin. This wasn't in the movie, but this was a collector's cabinet that appeared in a blog post about someone who happened to be a 40-year-old vigin as well and collects all sorts of toys and such: http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Punkg42/Picture371.jpg |
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| Jesus tap-dancing Christ, Hobo! Looks like you found a better sizable list yourself.
Hehe, I was linked these by a friend in his LiveJournal. I've lately been holding a little interest in Chuck Norris after reading his letter to his public, which I posted in Entertainment. |
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| http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/01/04/italy.jesus.reut/index.html
If by chance the url goes bad, here's the story: Did Jesus exist? Court to decide An Italian court is tackling Jesus -- and whether the Roman Catholic Church may be breaking the law by teaching that he existed 2,000 years ago. The case pits against each other two men in their 70s, who are from the same central Italian town and even went to the same seminary school in their teenage years. The defendant, Enrico Righi, went on to become a priest writing for the parish newspaper. The plaintiff, Luigi Cascioli, became a vocal atheist who, after years of legal wrangling, is set to get his day in court later this month. "I started this lawsuit because I wanted to deal the final blow against the Church, the bearer of obscurantism and regression," Cascioli told Reuters. Cascioli says Righi, and by extension the whole Church, broke two Italian laws. The first is "Abuso di Credulita Popolare" (Abuse of Popular Belief) meant to protect people against being swindled or conned. The second crime, he says, is "Sostituzione di Persona," or impersonation. "The Church constructed Christ upon the personality of John of Gamala," Cascioli claimed, referring to the 1st century Jew who fought against the Roman army. A court in Viterbo will hear from Righi, who has yet to be indicted, at a January 27 preliminary hearing meant to determine whether the case has enough merit to go forward. "In my book, 'The Fable of Christ,' I present proof Jesus did not exist as a historic figure. He must now refute this by showing proof of Christ's existence," Cascioli said. Speaking to Reuters, Righi, 76, sounded frustrated by the case and baffled as to why Cascioli -- who, like him, came from the town of Bagnoregio -- singled him out in his crusade against the Church. "We're both from Bagnoregio, both of us. We were in seminary together. Then he took a different path and we didn't see each other anymore," Righi said. "Since I'm a priest, and I write in the parish newspaper, he is now suing me because I 'trick' the people." Righi claims there is plenty of evidence to support the existence of Jesus, including historical texts. He also claims that justice is on his side. The judge presiding over the hearing has tried, repeatedly, to dismiss the case -- prompting appeals from Cascioli. "Cascioli says he didn't exist. And I said that he did," he said. "The judge will decide if Christ exists or not." Even Cascioli admits that the odds are against him, especially in Roman Catholic Italy. "It would take a miracle to win," he joked. (Last edited by Rogue on 01-04-06 10:26 PM) |
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If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 668 days Last activity: 477 days
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I think I found that one through MetaFilter. Heh.
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If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 668 days Last activity: 477 days
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Sorry for the bump, but I found some more, and rather than start a new thread, it's much more beneficial to just bump this one.
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So here's the new NSFW set: http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/38274679/436567 http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/38525224/436567 http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/36351368/436567
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If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 668 days Last activity: 477 days
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I took it twice, just for shits.
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This fits me more a few years ago...
And my second choice... it fits a little better than the above one, but I am not "always smiling"... I dunno, my default face is blank, but can be interpretted as a frown. 
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If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 668 days Last activity: 477 days
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Zoso's selling his Ghia that was hit last year.
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It's damaged, but the engine is brand new. It wasn't in the car a month before the accident. We figured it was better used for parts if anything. The bidding starts at $200. Check it out Thanks! (Last edited by Rogue on 01-06-06 08:26 PM)
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Originally posted by Drizzt DoUrden I think the way it works is that he'll start the bidding on eBay at $200, but outside of eBay, the price is $2000. Like how on eBay, there's the Buy Now price, $2000 would be that. (restricted) |
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If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 668 days Last activity: 477 days
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That was once a beautiful onomatopoeia, and origin for my cat's name... but now... now I don't know what to think... *runs sobbing into the bathroom*
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If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 668 days Last activity: 477 days
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This is somewhat true... and then not at the same time.
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I don't find the essentialness in having an expansive wardrobe, but that's just me. I guess I really don't put priority in building myself up for the dating world. Sorry.
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If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 668 days Last activity: 477 days
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I paid to see Legally Blond. |
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If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 668 days Last activity: 477 days
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I think the bigger argument the plaintiff could address and possibly stand a better chance at winning would be suing for the priest conning people into believing Christ is the son of God, and not simply the existence of the man.
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Then again, if you can prove and win in a fair argument that Christ did not exist at all, that takes down that whole mole hill completely. Upon showing a friend the article, she made the remark, "I think I remember this story, don't they prove the existance of Jesus by having his mail delivered to the court house?"
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If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 668 days Last activity: 477 days
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Funny thing is your Ryan was actually the person who introduced them to me too.
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Since Zoso is a HUGE Metallica fan, it was really amusing to hear covers done by Apocalyptica. The only other person I know who does Metallica covers is this guy at renaissance festivals that pays a dulcimer and calls himself Medieval Metallica.
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Originally posted by Katana Hehe. It's a a reference to Miracle on 34th Street. They proved Chris Kringle was Santa Claus by showing that the US postal service acknowledged that he was Santa Claus by forwarding all the mail that was being sent to Santa, at the North Pole, to Chris Kringle at the court house. With the postal service, a government-run operation, acknowledging him as Santa, it was enough to prove that he was who he claimed to be. (Last edited by Rogue on 01-09-06 05:44 PM) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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